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lebomb
01-12-2017, 04:31 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ed/9d/4a/ed9d4ac6a660fe0dd0168be976295e36.jpg

https://s.yimg.com/ea/img/-/151217/khloe1_1b73u2l-1b73u2t.png

http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/khloe_kardashian/img/khloe_kardashian_complex_magazine_augustseptember_ 2015_9.jpg

Damn girl..........35lb weight loss, looking good! Lamar is a dumbass. Coulda still been hittin dat big ol Fawtbox!!! :claw

DJR210
01-12-2017, 04:38 PM
:lmao thread title

Blake
01-12-2017, 04:57 PM
Meh

lebomb
01-12-2017, 05:03 PM
Meh


So you wouldn't tap that ass???

Avante
01-12-2017, 05:09 PM
She's really nothing special.

DD
01-12-2017, 05:11 PM
You'd have some serious buyer's remorse tbh

SpursforSix
01-12-2017, 05:11 PM
She's really nothing special.

what If I told you that she was 13 and had a penis?

monosylab1k
01-12-2017, 05:14 PM
she's definitely not "the fat one" anymore but she sure as hell is still "the ugly one"

Avante
01-12-2017, 05:17 PM
what If I told you that she was 13 and had a penis?

I wouldn't be surprised, you seem to be attracted to that sort of thing. Little faggot.

Fabbs
01-12-2017, 05:18 PM
she's definitely not "the fat one" anymore but she sure as hell is still "the ugly one"
Probably a bunch of liposuction.
God only knows what's been put in and chiseled/sucked out of her face. Looks like a mannequin.

lebomb
01-12-2017, 05:20 PM
Damn..............


Im not sayin she is a Miss America contestant, or a Victoria Secret Model........Would ya tap dat ass or not?

I sure in the hell would, well.....that is if I wasnt happily married. :toast

monosylab1k
01-12-2017, 05:27 PM
Every other Kardashian woman is hotter than Khloe, including Caitlyn.

Avante
01-12-2017, 05:35 PM
I never will figure out this internet thing with good looking women. They are all over the place, not some rarity. If you don't have one....why?

I have three older sisters all more attractive than her at that age.

lebomb
01-12-2017, 05:35 PM
Every other Kardashian woman is hotter than Khloe, including Caitlyn.


Wow.......had no Idea you preferred hairy, wrinkled, sweat covered nutsack sittin on your chin.

oh crap
01-12-2017, 05:36 PM
including Caitlyn.

:lol

lebomb
01-12-2017, 05:36 PM
I never will figure out this internet thing with good looking women. They are all over the place, not some rarity. If you don't have one....why?


Its hypothetical...... If I was single and out somewhere, met Khloe, I would take her home and give that big ol fawtbox a solid pounding. Just sayin.......

She looks pretty dang good now IMHO. *shrugs*

UNT Eagles 2016
01-12-2017, 05:55 PM
:lmao thread title

I had an acquaintance/friend/former band mate in high school who was driving drunk and fell into a deep ditch around 410 and 35 and died. True story. He was 19.

DD
01-12-2017, 06:10 PM
I had an acquaintance/friend/former band mate in high school who was driving drunk and fell into a deep ditch around 410 and 35 and died. True story. He was 19.

Sorry to hear. Young kid who made a mistake and paid the ultimate price...RC did the same thing, but lived. Life isn't fair sometimes.

UNT Eagles 2016
01-12-2017, 07:33 PM
Sorry to hear. Young kid who made a mistake and paid the ultimate price...RC did the same thing, but lived. Life isn't fair sometimes.

He was kind of an emo stoner rock guy who was into drugs, long black hair and piercings... but he didn't deserve to die. It happened when I was a freshman in HS on fall vacation I got the text and the story was big on Myspace in my community back in the day. That ensuing spring my grandma went to the hospital for 3 months (but she survived)... bad school year overall.

Reck
01-12-2017, 08:01 PM
Appreciate the weight loss. But yeah her face is not far off Rhonda Rousey.

Dogs.

DJR210
01-12-2017, 08:42 PM
I guess the real question is, would you insert your tongue into her asshole, or just lick around the outside lebomb?

chunticakes
01-12-2017, 08:54 PM
I guess the real question is, would you insert your tongue into her asshole, or just lick around the outside lebomb?

You know lebomb would eat her shit like a Baby Ruth.

lefty20
01-12-2017, 09:08 PM
I'd argue that Kylie is "the ugly one". Imo, Kendall is the only one from the herd who's actually worthy of their fame. That girl is all kinds of fine, tbh.

UZER
01-12-2017, 09:26 PM
I had an acquaintance/friend/former band mate in high school who was driving drunk and fell into a deep ditch around 410 and 35 and died. True story. He was 19.

Nobody believes anything you say.

StrengthAndHonor
01-12-2017, 10:26 PM
Ah, the wonders of photoshop tbh.

StrengthAndHonor
01-12-2017, 10:30 PM
Appreciate the weight loss. But yeah her face is not far off Rhonda Rousey.

Dogs.
How can you make comments like that when your taste is as awful? Smh..

Reck
01-12-2017, 10:33 PM
How can you make comments like that when your taste is as awful? Smh..

How would you know what my taste is like?

Dont think the fact you're a Clippers fan is lost on me either. Some fine irony right there. :lmao

Blake
01-12-2017, 10:53 PM
So you wouldn't tap that ass???

Well yeah because she's rich I'd try to impregnate her.

BD24
01-12-2017, 11:29 PM
Its hypothetical...... If I was single and out somewhere, met Khloe, I would take her home and give that big ol fawtbox a solid pounding. Just sayin.......

She looks pretty dang good now IMHO. *shrugs*
I feel you man. I would smash.

You know how it is though, everyone on ST only bangs 10 :rolleyes

JMarkJohns
01-12-2017, 11:30 PM
I never will figure out this internet thing with good looking women. They are all over the place, not some rarity. If you don't have one....why?

I have three older sisters all more attractive than her at that age.

Quoting just so you can't hide the fact you find your sisters attractive... same guy who claimed he knows his sisters sex life and likes to joke about his Pedo sex life with them.

BD24
01-12-2017, 11:32 PM
Quoting just so you can't hide the fact you find your sisters attractive... same guy who claimed he knows his sisters sex life and likes to joke about his Pedo sex life with them.
was waiting for someone to comment on this :lol

Him and his sisters played hide the sausage when he was younger. Or hell maybe they still do, who knows.

JMarkJohns
01-12-2017, 11:36 PM
Avante is a troll. He's a sock of someone here.

His whole schtick is to bullshit us with random absurdities that couldn't possibly be attributed/experiences of one actual person.

There's just no goddamn way.

But just in case, he deserves to be held accountable.

Avante
01-12-2017, 11:56 PM
Quoting just so you can't hide the fact you find your sisters attractive... same guy who claimed he knows his sisters sex life and likes to joke about his Pedo sex life with them.

All my family is very attractive. And where are you getting that stuff about sex with my sisters at? How sick are you?

Avante
01-12-2017, 11:57 PM
was waiting for someone to comment on this :lol

Him and his sisters played hide the sausage when he was younger. Or hell maybe they still do, who knows.


Why just make stupid shit up?

Avante
01-13-2017, 12:02 AM
Avante is a troll. He's a sock of someone here.

His whole schtick is to bullshit us with random absurdities that couldn't possibly be attributed/experiences of one actual person.

There's just no goddamn way.

But just in case, he deserves to be held accountable.


You actually see an x-footballer/trackster who never stopped working out who loves to read as being an absurdity? Tons of guys have been in the military, no big deal.

Ran the streets for about 10 years, and worked in the insurance biz, wow, now there's some real absurdities, ha~~~~~

I was blessed with a photographic memory.

Just a big good looking x-jock who likes to know all he can about his interests, who spent some time in the navy, who never forgets anything. Now retired and married to an amazon, you see that as strange?

Avante
01-13-2017, 12:20 AM
Its hypothetical...... If I was single and out somewhere, met Khloe, I would take her home and give that big ol fawtbox a solid pounding. Just sayin.......

She looks pretty dang good now IMHO. *shrugs*

So just a silly fantasy, right?

You do realize she is on a whole other $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ level than you are, right?

RGMCSE
01-13-2017, 12:22 AM
All my family is very attractive. And where are you getting that stuff about sex with my sisters at? How sick are you?

So you admit your attracted to your entire family?! Your predatory nature knows no bounds...

Blake
01-13-2017, 12:45 AM
Avante is a troll. He's a sock of someone here.

His whole schtick is to bullshit us with random absurdities that couldn't possibly be attributed/experiences of one actual person.

There's just no goddamn way.

But just in case, he deserves to be held accountable.

He's for realz

Avante
01-13-2017, 12:59 AM
So you admit your attracted to your entire family?! Your predatory nature knows no bounds...

Thinking that's what was being said tells all of us your stupidity knows no bounds.

Mom was a homecoming Queen in HS, dad was a big good looking guy who wrestled. The amount of attention my sisters got from young men, said it all. I used to get bummed when one of the sisters broke up with a guy I liked. Happened all the time.

More than once me, my sisters and that months boyfriends out in the yard playing football. All my sisters were great athletes.

lebomb
01-13-2017, 08:14 AM
I guess the real question is, would you insert your tongue into her asshole, or just lick around the outside lebomb?

Im all in dawg! I treat a fawtbox right!!:claw

DJR210
01-13-2017, 08:35 AM
Im all in dawg! I treat a fawtbox right!!:claw

Fartbox:claw

I'd clip the little connector under my tongue to maximize deep probing ability on that fartbox

benefactor
01-13-2017, 01:18 PM
Avante is a troll. He's a sock of someone here.

His whole schtick is to bullshit us with random absurdities that couldn't possibly be attributed/experiences of one actual person.

There's just no goddamn way.

But just in case, he deserves to be held accountable.
I think he really is an old man...and portions of some of his story are true. He just takes it a new level(like post #35) because he knows he can get away with it. He's said more than once how much he enjoys the attention, so he's likely a recluse and/or socially awkward.

I will say this, if he is someone here it's easily the best constructed troll in the history of this site. Even better than Kool.

Aztecfan03
01-13-2017, 02:50 PM
He was kind of an emo stoner rock guy who was into drugs, long black hair and piercings... but he didn't deserve to die. It happened when I was a freshman in HS on fall vacation I got the text and the story was big on Myspace in my community back in the day. That ensuing spring my grandma went to the hospital for 3 months (but she survived)... bad school year overall.

better than when I was a freshman in HS.

HarlemHeat37
01-13-2017, 05:03 PM
:lol man, Avante should get paid for posting here, tbh..he shouldn't be wasting his talent here, he should be using his imagination and story-telling talent on scripts and books..

Chucho
01-13-2017, 05:13 PM
The only one in the family I find off-putting is Kim. She just has that plasticky look that is weird and eery. Her face looks uncomfortable for her. I'm not into running down pieces of ass, I just like women that look as close to natural as possible. Fake tits are cool, fake asses and calves- no, sir.

Nikki Minaj is in that same category. Something about spewing a load on a face that looks like a scared cat fish isn't hot.

Trill Clinton
01-13-2017, 06:14 PM
khloe would get piped down with the quickness, the longway. but i am not eating her asshttp://i66.tinypic.com/2la69dv.png that privilege is saved for my girl:nope

pgardn
01-13-2017, 09:54 PM
Thinking that's what was being said tells all of us your stupidity knows no bounds.

Mom was a homecoming Queen in HS, dad was a big good looking guy who wrestled. The amount of attention my sisters got from young men, said it all. I used to get bummed when one of the sisters broke up with a guy I liked. Happened all the time.

More than once me, my sisters and that months boyfriends out in the yard playing football. All my sisters were great athletes.

That months boyfriend...

For all 3 of them...

I guess they had to be great athletes. Did your parents tell you it was a chicken ranch kinda thing or did I just figure that out for you? Hopefully they did not start as young as your Naval conquests. Yeah. Something to be proud of. It seems to be a lifetime theme for you.

SpursforSix
01-14-2017, 04:08 AM
That months boyfriend...

For all 3 of them...

I guess they had to be great athletes. Did your parents tell you it was a chicken ranch kinda thing or did I just figure that out for you? Hopefully they did not start as young as your Naval conquests. Yeah. Something to be proud of. It seems to be a lifetime theme for you.

His sisters aren't "hot" per say. Not by today's standards anyway. But they are up for some weird shit that gives them an edge. The older one does a condiment show where she shoves a mustard bottle in her ass and a mayonnaise jar in her vag. It's off putting because I hate mayo. But some guys go for that. The youngest one squirts but she's a know it all bitch. The middle one likes chess so she's pretty cool to hang out with other than the diaper thing.

DJR210
01-14-2017, 10:15 AM
The only one in the family I find off-putting is Kim. She just has that plasticky look that is weird and eery. Her face looks uncomfortable for her. I'm not into running down pieces of ass, I just like women that look as close to natural as possible. Fake tits are cool, fake asses and calves- no, sir.

Nikki Minaj is in that same category. Something about spewing a load on a face that looks like a scared cat fish isn't hot.

Nikki's face has got to go.. Them big ass horse teeth veneers she has are terrible

Gummi Clutch
01-14-2017, 03:00 PM
Avante is Timvp you dumbasses

Blake
01-14-2017, 03:31 PM
Mom was a homecoming Queen in HS,

Peggy Bundy


dad was a big good looking guy who wrestled.

AL Bundy


The amount of attention my sisters got from young men, said it all.


Kelly Bundy

Avante is Bud

DMC
01-14-2017, 03:32 PM
After you wiped all the airbrush and photoshop off her she'd look like something you'd find walking down 410.

DMC
01-14-2017, 03:36 PM
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Khloe-Kardashian-no-makeup.jpg

Fabbs
01-14-2017, 05:23 PM
After you wiped all the airbrush and photoshop off her she'd look like.
Then the untouched photo. ^ ^

Thank you. :toast

JMarkJohns
01-14-2017, 05:32 PM
Avante is Timvp you dumbasses

I accused TimVP of this and he never denied it.

Blake
01-14-2017, 06:03 PM
There's no way timvp pinked himself

lebomb
01-16-2017, 08:23 AM
Then the untouched photo. ^ ^

Thank you. :toast


LMAO..............90% of all women need some makeup. Most women dont walk around with beauty so natural they can disregard it. :rolleyes

My stepmom looked cute when she wore makeup, she joined some religion that disapproves of makeup, she looks like Whoopie Goldberg without it.

140
01-16-2017, 08:39 AM
Crackhead Odom saying he wants her back now :lol

Avante
01-16-2017, 08:53 AM
Avante is Timvp you dumbasses

I seriously doubt anyone "here" can talk sprinting, rasslin', blues, football, like I can.

Chucho
01-16-2017, 12:45 PM
After you wiped all the airbrush and photoshop off her she'd look like something you'd find walking down 410.


She's still better than what most puds here are hitting. Pussy> shaft chaffing from palms that most of this board suffers from tbh. Not saying you're a skin abrasionist or you don't hit legit, but for the overly massive population of get-nones in here who judge women like they are fuckin Sinatra or JFK in their primes, their realities aren't better than that.

lebomb
01-16-2017, 02:40 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/01/06/20/3BE08BC400000578-0-Getting_stronger_Khloe_Kardashian_wrote_on_her_web site_that_she_-m-62_1483733162665.jpg

Tristan Thompson is hittin it now.

DMC
01-16-2017, 03:08 PM
She's still better than what most puds here are hitting. Pussy> shaft chaffing from palms that most of this board suffers from tbh. Not saying you're a skin abrasionist or you don't hit legit, but for the overly massive population of get-nones in here who judge women like they are fuckin Sinatra or JFK in their primes, their realities aren't better than that.

While everything you said is true, I still wouldn't post a picture of a Prius as a dream car even if I can't afford a Ferrari.

DMC
01-16-2017, 03:10 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/01/06/20/3BE08BC400000578-0-Getting_stronger_Khloe_Kardashian_wrote_on_her_web site_that_she_-m-62_1483733162665.jpg

Tristan Thompson is hittin it now.

You'll know racism is well behind us when the black man stops thinking having a light skinned woman at his side = winning. Also, when they stop slinging signs of gangs they aren't even part of, or stop showing paper money when they have millions in the bank and use a credit card for everything.

Chucho
01-16-2017, 03:28 PM
While everything you said is true, I still wouldn't post a picture of a Prius as a dream car even if I can't afford a Ferrari.

Indeed. Most dude's here hating on a Prius are fortunate enough to have their 89 Cutlases on 28 inch rims that are worth more then the entirety of the vehicle. But they have to take what they can and dress up those bent out of shape, unwanted Cutlasses however they can, even if the dollar amount to make it look presentable is more costly than the broad herself.

DMC
01-16-2017, 03:49 PM
I had a 78 Cutlass Supreme (with the white pleather top) on factory wheels. Green car, green wheels, white letter Firestone tires. Wish I still had it.

Chucho
01-16-2017, 04:30 PM
I had a 78 Cutlass Supreme (with the white pleather top) on factory wheels. Green car, green wheels, white letter Firestone tires. Wish I still had it.

Metaphorically, it sounds like a Bishop Don Magic Juan pimp suit.

DJR210
01-16-2017, 07:33 PM
Crackhead Odom saying he wants her back now :lol

Smh nearly dying off herbal dick pills :lol

Spur|n|Austin
01-16-2017, 09:18 PM
Avante is Timvp you dumbasses

hmmm..

Blake
01-16-2017, 09:50 PM
Lol no, I'm convinced Avante is really a sad pathetic old fart that doesn't understand that "but everyone was doing it" is no excuse

LaMarcus Bryant
01-17-2017, 09:34 AM
I will def admit, weight loss and surgery has made her much more attractive.

unleashbaynes
01-17-2017, 03:58 PM
Am i the only one that preferred the thicker version?

pookenstein
01-18-2017, 08:34 AM
Yes.

SpursforSix
01-18-2017, 08:37 AM
Am i the only one that preferred the thicker version?

Bend over, I'll fucking show you the thicker version.

Capt Bringdown
01-22-2017, 08:52 PM
I never will figure out this internet thing with good looking women. They are all over the place, not some rarity. If you don't have one....why?

I have three older sisters all more attractive than her at that age.

It's a San Antonio thing. Hard to find a woman under 200lbs in this town.

DJR210
01-23-2017, 08:43 AM
Ugh, this faggot is using his SISTERS as a comparison? :lol

TheCultOfPersonality
01-23-2017, 01:20 PM
I'm a Khloe Kardashian fan so I have no problem with her.

Blake
02-08-2017, 04:31 PM
? Tons of guys have been in the military, no big deal.

I was blessed with a photographic memory.


Olangapo 1970. Never forget.

clambake
02-08-2017, 05:06 PM
Olangapo 1970. Never forget.

ha

lebomb
02-08-2017, 05:41 PM
http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2014/10/24106845/425_khloe_kardashian_456775.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/93/37/4c/93374cbb8f386a99fac4190fca947c47.jpg

LOL at all the white dudes that are terrified of her Fawtbox. Tiny shmeckles cant reach the promised land from tha backside. :claw

Blake
02-08-2017, 06:12 PM
I can see the cottage cheese right thru that skirt

DJR210
02-08-2017, 08:09 PM
A little cottage cheese never hurt anyone man.. I'd spend the better part of my day letting her smother me w/ that ass

Blake
02-08-2017, 10:11 PM
To each his own. I like a nice round ass but that one is just off. It's ok but not thread worthy imo

chunticakes
02-09-2017, 03:33 AM
A little cottage cheese never hurt anyone man.. I'd spend the better part of my day letting her smother me w/ that ass

This guy gets it Blake (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=3460).

That's why our women don't go around looking for mandingo dick.

DJR210
02-09-2017, 09:01 AM
Blake the type to cuddle and/or cry after sex

lebomb
02-09-2017, 09:52 AM
Blake the type to cuddle and/or cry after sex

Lebomb the type to slap that fat ass when done destroying that Fawtbox and then tell her to make a nigga a sammich. :claw

Blake
02-09-2017, 09:55 AM
This guy gets it Blake (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=3460).

That's why our women don't go around looking for mandingo dick.

Actually that's exactly what khloe goes around looking for

Blake
02-09-2017, 09:56 AM
Blake the type to cuddle and/or cry after sex

Says dude that wants to spend half a day smothered in cottage cheese

Lol butthurt responses because I knocked your girl down a peg or two

DJR210
02-09-2017, 12:00 PM
Lebomb the type to slap that fat ass when done destroying that Fawtbox and then tell her to make a nigga a sammich. :claw

:lmao :claw

I'm the leave immediately and go smoke some weed and play a video game type

DJR210
02-09-2017, 12:03 PM
Says dude that wants to spend half a day smothered in cottage cheese

Lol butthurt responses because I knocked your girl down a peg or two

Khloe ain't shit tbh, js a few ass dimples arent gonna stop me from bending that glorious ass over my bed and going to work

lebomb
02-09-2017, 03:12 PM
Khloe ain't shit tbh, js a few ass dimples arent gonna stop me from bending that glorious ass over my bed and going to work

Blake probably never slapped a nice phat ass. His cawk could never reach her kitty because of the nice n thick ass cheeks. Thats why he prefers flat, squared off asses that he can probably......probably hit almost rock bottom on.

http://niketalk.com/content/type/61/id/538313/flags/LL

He would tear this up.

Blake
02-09-2017, 03:42 PM
That's your screen saver isn't it

Chucho
02-09-2017, 05:27 PM
I will def admit, weight loss and surgery has made her much more attractive.


It's cyclic with the whole lot of them. We'd all be knee deep in pussy, sans the closet fags here, if we could get our fat blasted off annually before putting it back on.

LkrFan
02-09-2017, 06:30 PM
Every other Kardashian woman is hotter than Khloe, including Caitlyn.

:lmao