Assange willing to surrender IF US forgives Chelsea Manning

[hater]

:cry amazing human :cry

Got more balls than the last 10 US presidents combined

If this happens it would be one of the greatest sacrifices in history of humanity :cry

He should be immediately enshrined in sainthood

First prevents Armaggedon by obliterating ShillAdolph Clintler, then saving private Manning :cry

Do it Hussein O

[sickdsm]

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/army-leaker-chelsea-manning-obama-s-short-list-commutation-n705441

[DMX7]

No forgiveness!

[MultiTroll]

How about if they allow Manning, Assange and Snowden to live together?

[Wild Cobra]

Empty promise. He knows he will never have to make good.

[MultiTroll]

Empty promise. He knows he will never have to make good.
This.
Assange is a sneaky phuck.

[hater]

How about if they allow Manning, Assange and Snowden to live together?

Add Greenwald and his boytoy and you have a deal

[boutons_deux]

This.
Assange is a sneaky phuck.

yep, I read, and Assange probably read, that CM was on a pardon shortlist.

So if BHO pardons CM, it looks like he's taking Assange's deal, but he would be (maybe!) getting Assange, too. Nasty stuff.

What would Trash do? :)

It sounds like the CIA had two bitches in Sweden sleep with Assange then claim rape. Nasty stuff. Don't fuck with The Deep State.

[in2deep]

Chelsea has been practically pardoned.

Thank you Obama. That is one of the best things you did

Assage time to turn yourself in?

if Assage gives himself up wouldnt this help Trump presidency? No Assage to leak his possible corrupt actions? Wikileaks would still function but without their leader

[Splits]

Empty promise. He knows he will never have to make good.

:lmao wrong about everything

[Reck]

Time to check your ass hole and get the lube Assange. :lol

Either that or bulk and in the process shoot the credibility wikileaks has left in the shitter.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Time to check your ass hole and get the lube Assange. :lol

Either that or bulk and in the process shoot the credibility wikileaks has left in the shitter.

Everything Wikileaks has released has been 100% authentic. Please explain what you mean by "shoot the credibility Wikileaks has left in the shitter"

[Reck]

Everything Wikileaks has released has been 100% authentic. Please explain what you mean by "shoot the credibility Wikileaks has left in the shitter"

How can you be so sure that everything they release in 100% authentic?

You cant know that from the outside. Who knows how many truths they have stretched to benefit their relevance.

The past year they have been shit. On a revenge gig that got them nowhere.

[MultiTroll]

Are some prison guards and staff rejoicing?

Also i don't think the military has surgeons on staff who remove dongs. Sounds like on some levels a dilly of a pickle was avoided.

[CosmicCowboy]

How can you be so sure that everything they release in 100% authentic?

You cant know that from the outside. Who knows how many truths they have stretched to benefit their relevance.

The past year they have been shit. On a revenge gig that got them nowhere.

:lol Reck still in denial about the emails authenticity....:lmao

[TheSanityAnnex]

How can you be so sure that everything they release in 100% authentic?

You cant know that from the outside. Who knows how many truths they have stretched to benefit their relevance.

The past year they have been shit. On a revenge gig that got them nowhere.Our own intelligence community said the Wikileaks docs were authentic. And all of their previous dumps have been examined as well, and not once has anything been found to have been doctored.

So again, please explain what you mean by "shoot the credibility Wikileaks has left in the shitter"

[boutons_deux]

having elected Trash, assange's impartiality is in the shitter, he is, like Trash, a Pootin boytoy

[in2deep]

Time to check your ass hole and get the lube Assange. :lol

Either that or bulk and in the process shoot the credibility wikileaks has left in the shitter.

this is dumb. Wikileaks has released hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of documents and very few if any have been challenged as false.

if we go by credibility, wikileaks is possibly of the most credible sources out there

[TheSanityAnnex]

:lol Reck still in denial about the emails authenticity....:lmao

What's even funnier is Reck questioning Assange's credibility after Reck failed to honor an ELE bet he lost due to Assange releasing more emails on Clinton.

[Reck]

What's even funnier is Reck questioning Assange's credibility after Reck failed to honor an ELE bet he lost due to Assange releasing more emails on Clinton.

:lmao Still dont get it. :lol TSA

[DMX7]

This is outrageous! One of Obama's worst ever decisions!

[tlongII]

So does this mean taxpayers won't have to pay for Manning's gender reassignment surgery?

[DMX7]

Let's petition Mr. Trump do undue this somehow.

[Thread]

That pic of her running on CNN is kind of appealing.

[Thread]

So does this mean taxpayers won't have to pay for Manning's gender reassignment surgery?

But, who gets the head cheese now? No longer for the prison mess.

[boutons_deux]

When will Assange show up at the US Embassy in London?

[Reck]

That pic of her running on CNN is kind of appealing.

You'd still bend him over, wouldn't you Thread? :lol

[monosylab1k]

Empty promise. He knows he will never have to make good.

Obama just called his bluff :lol Either way, Assange knows he's safe. He's had an arrangement for a while for Trump to pardon him.

[DMC]

This is outrageous! One of Obama's worst ever decisions!

It's harmless. Manning is too cowardly to do anything overt besides give head in a parking lot. Saves the taxpayer money.

[Thread]

You'd still bend him over, wouldn't you Thread? :lol

Absolutely. I'd like to see what exactly that looks like in person.

[hater]

Finally a good deed by Obama in the 11th hours. Still not good enough to guarantee himself a place in Heaven tbh :lol

Assange definitely needs to make due on his promise. He would instantly become a historic legend of epic proportions. The size of Ghandi or Mother Theresa. a great human. let's see if he was bluffing or not

[spurraider21]

Finally a good deed by Obama in the 11th hours. Still not good enough to guarantee himself a place in Heaven tbh :lolhe's getting 72 virgins, amirite?

[CosmicCowboy]

It's harmless. Manning is too cowardly to do anything overt besides give head in a parking lot. Saves the taxpayer money.

exactly. If Manning stayed at Leavenworth the military was going to have to give it a sex change operation.

[CosmicCowboy]

What exactly could/would the US prosecute him for? Seems to have a pretty good 1st amendment defense...If buzzfeed can do it why can't he?

[mavsfan1000]

:lol Obama. Assange isn't turning himself in.

[hater]

:lmao Obama falling for the easiest trick in history :lol

[Spurminator]

:lol Obama. Assange isn't turning himself in.


:lmao Obama falling for the easiest trick in history :lol

:rollin Thinking Obama did this so Assange would turn himself in.

[CosmicCowboy]

Manning was brilliant becoming a tranny.

[hater]

:rollin Thinking Obama did this so Assange would turn himself in.

Nobody can prove it either way :lol

[hater]

Win win move by assange

Become a saint or take Obamas cookie :lol

[MultiTroll]

Manning was brilliant becoming a tranny.
I've also wondered if he is simply a flamer and was faking the tranny card to get sprung free.

[MultiTroll]

Quite predictably Sneaky Phuck isn't going to nobly come forward like he claimed.

Assange lawyer: Manning commutation doesn't meet extradition offer's conditions

[monosylab1k]

:lol Obama. Assange isn't turning himself in.

:lmao Like anybody thought Assange actually would. We all knew he'd be a welching pussy.

[pgardn]

Win win move by assange

Become a saint or take Obamas cookie :lol

You continuously make a fool of yourself and then brace with a coverup.
So predictable.

Mother Teresa.... sure thing.
Assange is living in his own small hell. He makes his payments everyday.

[pgardn]

:lol Obama. Assange isn't turning himself in.

Yes.

Its so clear Obama is just devastated by getting fooled...
Idiot.
This is a humanitarian move for one mixed up dude/chick.

[monosylab1k]

Yes.

Its so clear Obama is just devastated by getting fooled...
Idiot.
This is a humanitarian move for one mixed up dude/chick.

NO NO NO NO NO OBAMA GOT CUCKED!!!!!!!!! Assange played him and Obama yet again feels the raging conservative freedom boner pound him in the ass!!!!!

[Mitch]

Absolutely. I'd like to see what exactly that looks like in person.

Want to check out the doctor's craftsmanship, eh Cub? :lol