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mookie2001
10-10-2005, 12:28 PM
for marcus bryant, aggies, scott
and people who want to bcs project after 5 games

heres mine
Mack Brown's voice sounds dumb
Vince Young isnt on track to have 1000 rushing
Selvin Young fumbles
theyre #2, theyre not even as good as USC!

mookie2001
10-10-2005, 02:33 PM
They better hope va tech, usc and every other team loses !

SWC Bonfire
10-10-2005, 03:26 PM
Their only hope is that poll voters like the cut of their jib.

mookie2001
10-10-2005, 03:29 PM
or their tahoes

SWC Bonfire
10-10-2005, 03:31 PM
What if the charter for the t-sippers cancelled on them, and they had to catch a ride to an out-of-town game in a bunch of Tahoes with "W" stickers on them?

mookie2001
10-10-2005, 03:39 PM
that would be fine by me
I'm sure a bunch of young black dudes don't like bush anyway

SWC Bonfire
10-10-2005, 03:57 PM
If you want a real negative comment, special teams are their achilles' heel, especially coverage against a good returner. Reggie Bush to field punts for USC?

mookie2001
10-10-2005, 04:05 PM
yeah i said that a while ago
they cant give usc a short field
or fumble early in the game
usc will make them pay

SWC Bonfire
10-10-2005, 04:10 PM
Without any rastafarian hairdoos, any players separated from the team in College Station will be immediately assumed to be part of the home crowd and forced to saw varsity's horns off.

SWC Bonfire
10-10-2005, 04:18 PM
A player on the team will actually be discovered to be a 35 year-old man posing as a college student.

SWC Bonfire
10-10-2005, 04:30 PM
Their stadium is named for an all-American quarterback/DB/Punter...at OKLAHOMA.

Willinsa
10-10-2005, 05:06 PM
Aggy has no room to talk any trash, they almost lost to Texas State, and Baylor. They were destroyed by Colorado, and Reggie the great has sucked. So much for Franny being the savior for the aggies. :lol :lol

mookie2001
10-10-2005, 09:47 PM
marcus' fav
they were supposed to beat OU
because OU sucks!
we agree on the last part

j-6
10-10-2005, 09:53 PM
Does any Texas alum know of a cool ex-Hellraiser? I don't know any and can't think of any.

Mr Dio
10-10-2005, 10:45 PM
Their stadium is named for an all-American quarterback/DB/Punter...at OKLAHOMA.


Word has it he left ou ASAP & wears burnt orange to this day. :lol

mookie2001
10-10-2005, 10:51 PM
the only thing good to ever come out of Oklahoma was DKR and Junior Brown

barry sanders doesnt count
not even mookie blaylock

Cant_Be_Faded
10-10-2005, 11:21 PM
Oklahoma is a great state.

msufan420
10-10-2005, 11:55 PM
the only thing good to ever come out of Oklahoma was DKR and Junior Brown

barry sanders doesnt count
not even mookie blaylock

You're crazy...The Boz had an outstanding thespian career.

samikeyp
10-11-2005, 08:09 AM
You're crazy...The Boz had an outstanding thespian career.
True...the fact that "Stone Cold" was not even nominated for an Oscar is disgraceful. :lol

ShoogarBear
10-11-2005, 08:13 AM
You're crazy...The Boz had an outstanding thespian career.

Yeah, he did a great job acting as a pancake in that Bo Jackson film.

SWC Bonfire
10-11-2005, 08:22 AM
Vince Young will be benched because Mack Brown promised a recruit's daddy that he would be the starting quarterback.

EDIT: This one is my favorite so far. :lol

SWC Bonfire
10-11-2005, 08:42 AM
Texas has a worse record against Baylor in Mookie's lifetime than A&M does.

SWC Bonfire
10-11-2005, 11:32 AM
Mack Brown has never won a conference championship in his coaching career.

SWC Bonfire
10-11-2005, 11:33 AM
The 40 acres will be cleared off and allowed to revert to its natural status to please the local Austin treehuggers. The one exception: a public communal marijuana garden.

mookie2001
10-11-2005, 11:35 AM
sweet

Cant_Be_Faded
10-11-2005, 11:38 AM
i'd buy that for a dollar

SWC Bonfire
10-11-2005, 11:50 AM
Activists on campus will determine that the mascot "longhorn" is offensive to cattle with shorter or no horns, and to the majority of the student population that does not eat meat (other than what they find in a bathroom stall in the student union).

The new mascot was to be originally the rainbows, but Hawaii was offended, so they are now known as the Texas People of Diverse Backgrounds.

Cant_Be_Faded
10-11-2005, 11:54 AM
LOL. Meanwhile Aggies adjust the offroad tires on their trucks, go hang out at The Dixie Chicken or The Tap, then get pulled over by their horrible Police Force who tend to use unconventional police tactics due to the nature and size of College Station.

SWC Bonfire
10-11-2005, 12:00 PM
LOL. Meanwhile Aggies adjust the offroad tires on their trucks, go hang out at The Dixie Chicken or The Tap, then get pulled over by their horrible Police Force who tend to use unconventional police tactics due to the nature and size of College Station.

No, they only crack the skulls of greasy hippies.

mookie2001
10-11-2005, 12:09 PM
I fucking own the CSPD so hard

3 times in 4 days

dumbasses

SWC Bonfire
10-11-2005, 12:12 PM
You weren't shit as a residence hall at A&M unless you made the Police Beat in The Battalion at least twice a week.

SWC Bonfire
10-11-2005, 01:19 PM
they are now known as the Texas People of Diverse Backgrounds.

Excuse me.

The Texas Gender Non-Specific Persons of Diverse Backgrounds and Lifestyles.

mookie2001
10-11-2005, 01:39 PM
VaTech's starting tailback is out for the season

they have a freshman who regulated in his place though

against Marshall

SWC Bonfire
10-11-2005, 02:11 PM
The Gender Non-Specific Persons of Diverse Backgrounds and Lifestyles' team roster will not be found to be fair to women, so half of the team will be required to be female plus another 15% to make up for past inequities.

Luckily, Texas' main rival is USC, who will change their nickname from Trojans (who were duped by unfair trickery and their alternative worship) to either USC Planned Parenthoods or USC Mediterranean Gestures of Goodwill.

SWC Bonfire
10-11-2005, 04:31 PM
Texas will get food poisoning again at the hotel in B/CS.

SWC Bonfire
10-12-2005, 04:10 PM
The NCAA will rule that exploding chodes are in violation of the rules governing fan conduct. Mookie will be forcibly removed from DKR stadium.

mookie2001
10-12-2005, 06:00 PM
LOL


no
when your team loses or fucks up your chode IMPLODES
but it could explode if i became angry or shocked

Cant_Be_Faded
10-12-2005, 06:10 PM
he still used it in the right context

your chode can explode when you get happy and naturally you'd be happy at DKR
it's mecca

mookie2001
10-12-2005, 06:13 PM
Medina

sbc is Mecca

Cant_Be_Faded
10-12-2005, 06:25 PM
Here's a real life example.

I just found out I am getting yet another new roomate. My chode has

EXPLODED!!!!!!

mookie2001
10-12-2005, 06:31 PM
lol
he'll be gone by next saturday

Cant_Be_Faded
10-12-2005, 06:32 PM
GO HORNS GO