Who do I call if there is a fire across the street?

[mookie2001]

this is probably the quickest way to find out



what do yall think?

[thispego]

roflroflroflroflrofl

[mookie2001]

Its spreading to other houses
its pretty bad

[SWC Bonfire]

Its spreading to other houses
its pretty bad

Call Mack Brown.

He is your leader. He and Vince Young will know what to do.

[mookie2001]

Vince Young is only good for beating aggies and scoring 60 yd running TDs

and Mack Brown would just whine about how the fire burnt them last year

this is a fire!

[SWC Bonfire]

Vince Young is only good for beating aggies and scoring 60 yd running TDs

and Mack Brown would just whine about how the fire burnt them last year

this is a fire!

:lol

Perhaps the perspiration from Carl Torbush's brow after being on the hot seat so long would extinguish the flames.

[1Parker1]

:lmao

[mookie2001]

is Mark Farris is south texas?
perhaps we could hook his cannon of an arm up to a lake or something

[thispego]

get the mayor on the phone

[SWC Bonfire]

is Mark Farris is south texas?
perhaps we could hook his cannon of an arm up to a lake or something

No, but he's an insurance salesman, so let the fire burn and the insurance co. will take care of it. :lol

[mookie2001]

I could go to Sams and buy like a 40 pack of Ozarka to throw at it
but I'm not a member...
dam

[mouse]

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/peeing-man.gif........................................... ...................http://homepage.ntlworld.com/curly.johnson/images/firelogo4.gif

[SWC Bonfire]

Mookie, if you had a house of your own you'd understand...

[mookie2001]

Mark Farris sells insurance

ROFL
thats classic
what about Dustin Long?

[mookie2001]

Mookie, if you had a house of your own you'd understand...
maybe someday I'll realize...
when I enter the realworld

[SWC Bonfire]

I don't know about Dustin Long, he transferred to Sam Houston to get more playing time.

[mookie2001]

now this is turning into yet another one of the many dozens of "poor mookie" threads

[SWC Bonfire]

If you're in Austin, tell the hippies that there is good pot and a bongo drum set that will go to waste inside the house if it burns down; you'll have a bucket line and freaks with garden hoses out there in notime.

[mookie2001]

no I would risk my life to save a gram

[jochhejaam]

I could go to Sams and buy like a 40 pack of Ozarka to throw at it
but I'm not a member...
dam

I'm a Sam's Club member, swing over to Ohio and you're allowed to go in with my card as a guest, they have a sale on fire extinguinshers right now.
That might be the fastest way to get that fire out.

[sa_butta]

Let the fire burn itself out. Dont call anyone, you may be questioned for arson.

[SWC Bonfire]

1. Get a large sailing vessel to sail up to it and extinguish the flame with its bow wave.

2. Tell the captain that you like the cut of his jib.

[Sportcamper]

Kori & Tim should get a public service award...

[Sportcamper]

I have a car...I am not sure what kind, but it is blue...In any case the pedal goes all the way to the floor when I apply the brakes & it does not stop any more...Is this normal or should I have it checked out? My wife was just leaving with the kids on a cross country vacation.....

[GoldToe]

http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/videoclips/ilc/pre05.jpg
"Stay away and call Fire Marshall Bill!"

[Sportcamper]

Hi...I am sort of Big Boned (http://nashvillerugby.com/images/photos/stomach.jpg) & was thinking of shedding a few pounds to get into that summer Speedo...Any advice?

[sa_butta]

Hi...I am sort of Big Boned (http://nashvillerugby.com/images/photos/stomach.jpg) & was thinking of shedding a few pounds to get into that summer Speedo...Any advice?Dont do it and get the surgery.

[Shelly]

http://cache.lego.com/2057/images/fourplus/heroes/und279x167herofireman.jpg
http://cache.lego.com/2057/images/fourplus/heroes/und275x237herofireman.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Who you gonna call?

http://www.hawkesbury.net.au/community/images/341.jpg

[mookie2001]

too late now
the whole block is burnt up

I was looking for a tel num!

[thispego]

is your grandmas house ok?

[mookie2001]

no tanglewood
to the ground

[sa_butta]

too late now
the whole block is burnt up

I was looking for a tel num!
You might still call and have them question this guy...
http://image.com.com/mp3/images/cover/200/drd700/d768/d76816qrdk8.jpg

[2Blonde]

If you're dyslexic, they have special number....it's 119 :spin

[thispego]

no tanglewood
to the ground
damn

[ClintSquint]

http://greg.halpin.com/emergenc.gif

[SWC Bonfire]

http://greg.halpin.com/emergenc.gif

Is that from the Emergency TV show? I loved that show as a little kid!

[tlongII]

Hi...I am sort of Big Boned (http://nashvillerugby.com/images/photos/stomach.jpg) & was thinking of shedding a few pounds to get into that summer Speedo...Any advice?

Those are bones?

[ClintSquint]

Is that from the Emergency TV show? I loved that show as a little kid!

That would be a correct statement.

[Steve Perry]

any updates on this fire?

[mookie2001]

some dudes in a big ass red truck came after a while

burnt up pretty good

[Cant_Be_Faded]

This is nothing more than another thread where poor little mookie doesn't understand the world around him and deserves our sympathy/disgust/shame

[mookie2001]

hey cbf did you read the "i got ripped off" thread?





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[Cant_Be_Faded]

I swear one day im going to rip you off hardcore

[mookie2001]

ROFLROFLFORLFORLF

here we go

everyone get ready for yet another "poor cbf" thread

[Cant_Be_Faded]

they only make poor mookie threads cuz you're a giant retard

[mookie2001]

youre the one who looks like Zorro

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You're the one who looks like a bizzarro Beaver Cleaver

[CharlieMac]

God damn. How did I miss this queer gem?