Going down on women

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Eating pussy is... AMAZING. I love it. My wife's is fucking delicious. I can't stop urging to pleasure her. And her face when I look up.. the "ohhhhh, baby, baby, ohhh, don't stop baby, lick the top part baby, ohhhh, now put your tongue in baby, ohhhhhhh, ohhhhh, don't stop baby, ohhhhh, I'm about to cum, ohhhhhhhhhh... " ... There is hardly a greater feeling of satisfaction a man can have.

Get yourself some, tbh.

[barbacoataco]

So many women use vibrators daily now that oral had become something of a let down. A tongue can't flicker as fast.

[apalisoc_9]

I dont like it. I do it still cause its the polite thing to do.

[Xevious]

Almost as satisfying as successfully holding down a job.

[DMC]

OP tries too hard. Comes across as a weirdo. Troll forum castaways packing on the weight, dying slowly from being irrelevant.

[Will Hunting]

OP tries too hard. Comes across as a weirdo. Troll forum castaways packing on the weight, dying slowly from being irrelevant.
His whole Chinese shtick is one of the most desperate attention seeking things I've ever seen on this site, which is saying something :lol

[Mitch]

Keep it up, Anthony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn3IRHhPXMo

[DJR210]

Love when that pussy juice soaks into my chin hairs.. Get them random whiffs hours later :tu

[chunticakes]

Love when that pussy juice soaks into my chin hairs.. Get them random whiffs hours later :tu

:tu Even after showering you just rub your beard and its like a scratch and sniff effect.

[DJR210]

:tu Even after showering you just rub your beard and its like a scratch and sniff effect.

This guy gets it

[KarmaKarma]

I must say my fiancee is excellent... my ex bf tried so hard yet he fell short at genuinely pleasing me , some men just fail just as some woman fail at bjs

[Avante]

It's always funny watching people try to sell the obvious. Why?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I must say my fiancee is excellent... my ex bf tried so hard yet he fell short at genuinely pleasing me , some men just fail just as some woman fail at bjs
I don't even like or care about BJs, tbh... I just want to give her the ultimate thrill ride

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Almost as satisfying as successfully holding down a job.

lololol

[Avante]

Little people, ya know what really sucks and isn't cool at all? That would be talking about your wife and sex. That is a no no in the world of grown ups, ok?

If your goal is to send the message...I'm an immature little know nothing.....there it is.

[Blake]

chirp

[Avante]

I appear to have a zit that just won't go away.

[SpursforSix]

I appear to have a zit that just won't go away.

Do you pee from it?

[Avante]

Do you pee from it?

Dude, why do you act so damn stupid?

[SpursforSix]

Dude, why do you act so damn stupid?

What? I just didn't want you to scrape off your "pimple" and realize it was your dick. Whatever man...just trying to help.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

It's pretty cool when you get all up close to chicks who have monster clits.

[SpursforSix]

It's pretty cool when you get all up close to chicks who have monster clits.

the ones with balls?

[Avante]

What? I just didn't want you to scrape off your "pimple" and realize it was your dick. Whatever man...just trying to help.

Dude, talk to me not..see see I funny huh.....ok? You try way too hard to be a clown, why?

Talk like ya would in real life, can ya do it?

[KarmaKarma]

I don't even like or care about BJs, tbh... I just want to give her the ultimate thrill ride

What ? You are the first man ( thats if you are indeed a MAN) to say such a thing.
BJS are essential in my relationship it's a mutual need .

[UNT Eagles 2016]

What ? You are the first man ( thats if you are indeed a MAN) to say such a thing.
BJS are essential in my relationship it's a mutual need .

I don't care for that. I'd rather just masturbate staring at her body and cum in the toilet or down the shower drain. But she cooks and cleans and does a lot for me so she deserves way more pleasure than I do

[KarmaKarma]

I don't care for that. I'd rather just masturbate staring at her body and cum in the toilet or down the shower drain. But she cooks and cleans and does a lot for me so she deserves way more pleasure than I do

Hahahahaha I simply can't deal with your thinking.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Hahahahaha I simply can't deal with your thinking.

Why not? I feel the woman should be the star of the show when we're having sex. It's my duty to make sure she's satisfied, again and again and again, before worrying about if my dick orgasms.

[SpursforSix]

I don't care for that. I'd rather just masturbate staring at her body and cum in the toilet or down the shower drain. But she cooks and cleans and does a lot for me so she deserves way more pleasure than I do

I bet she thinks that's hot. You hunkered over the toilet jacking off while she's taking a shower.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I bet she thinks that's hot. You hunkered over the toilet jacking off while she's taking a shower.

I usually jack off in the shower when I'm showering with her, usually when I jack off and finish in the toilet it's after having sex right before I'm about to cum so I don't cum inside her and get her pregnant.

[Avante]

I usually jack off in the shower when I'm showering with her, usually when I jack off and finish in the toilet it's after having sex right before I'm about to cum so I don't cum inside her and get her pregnant.

You have no class little guy.

[pgardn]

I usually jack off in the shower when I'm showering with her, usually when I jack off and finish in the toilet it's after having sex right before I'm about to cum so I don't cum inside her and get her pregnant.

Wow.

You have no understanding where Mr. Happy was meant to be if your hand can get anywhere close to the feeling inside the cave of pleasure.

Or maybe you need to rent your hand out. The best little whore hand in Texas.

[baseline bum]

Little people, ya know what really sucks and isn't cool at all? That would be talking about your wife and sex. That is a no no in the world of grown ups, ok?

If your goal is to send the message...I'm an immature little know nothing.....there it is.

What's really immature is fucking fourteen year olds. Most people grow out of doing that by sixteen at the latest.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Wow.

You have no understanding where Mr. Happy was meant to be if your hand can get anywhere close to the feeling inside the cave of pleasure.

Or maybe you need to rent your hand out. The best little whore hand in Texas.

Huh? Of course not, but no way in hell do I want to orgasm and cum inside of her?!? Definitely not ready for children at all

[SpursforSix]

What's really immature is fucking fourteen year olds. Most people grow out of doing that by sixteen at the latest.

:pop: lol. Ether level.

[Chucho]

This thread jumped the shark tbh.

[lebomb]

Take goin down to tha next level. Go down, flip her ova and work on dat Fawtbox. :claw

[Avante]

How any man could disrespect his wife by talking about their sex life on the internet, ???????????

No class at all.

no class....hey baby can we talk?
wife...sure, what's up?
no class...you mind if I talk about eating you out on the internet? Talk about your yummy pussy?
wife....what?
no class....talking about how great your pussy tastes at Spurtalk.
wife....mom was right, why I didn't listen:rolleyes

[Blake]

Have you told Judy about your sex life in Olangapo

[Avante]

Have you told Judy about your sex life in Olangapo

Judy is a very intelligent woman. And her dad and older brothers were all in the Army, she even thought about it. She gets that situation over there and knows what 19-22 year old boys with no knowledge of that world must have been like.

She isn't some fucking idiot like we see here.

[clambake]

yeah, i remember. you said that you and judy would just laugh and laugh about what you did.

she sounds swell.

[Blake]

yeah, i remember. you said that you and judy would just laugh and laugh about what you did.

she sounds swell.

She teaches Sunday School tbh

[Avante]

yeah, i remember. you said that you and judy would just laugh and laugh about what you did.

she sounds swell.

What?

[Avante]

She teaches Sunday School tbh

Still have a hard time thinking you're really this dense.

[Blake]

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[benefactor]

What's really immature is fucking fourteen year olds. Most people grow out of doing that by sixteen at the latest.
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/undertaker-sitting-up1.gif?w=1000

[chunticakes]

Take goin down to tha next level. Go down, flip her ova and work on dat Fawtbox. :claw

When you do that to your lover, do you lick his asshole in a circular motion? Or is he more into the probing style tongue action?

[BD24]

Almost as satisfying as successfully holding down a job.
:lol

[Avante]

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You follow me from forum to forum, CONSTANTLY humping my leg, and then play that????????????????????

Hahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Why follow me around?

[DAF86]

Most of the women I know don't like it (booty calls and friends I've never fucked), and before I get the obvious "that's 'cause you don't know how to do it blah, blah, blah" speech from keyboard porn stars, let me tell you that the women I've been with that don't like it haven't even let me go down on them, they just stopped me when they realized I was going for it.

I do it to don't be selfish but I'm not a fan either, specially since I found out you can get throat cancer from it.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Most of the women I know don't like it (booty calls and friends I've never fucked), and before I get the obvious "that's 'cause you don't know how to do it blah, blah, blah" speech from keyboard porn stars, let me tell you that the women I've been with that don't like it haven't even let me go down on them, they just stopped me when they realized I was going for it.

I do it to don't be selfish but I'm not a fan either, specially since I found out you can get throat cancer from it.
Only if you didn't get the HPV immunization (Gardasil or similar shot) prior to doing it. I got that before losing my virginity so I'm good. Cunnilingus (and fellatio) by itself doesn't cause cancer, it's the transmission of the HPV virus that can cause various cancers (throat and inner mouth for oral sex, testicular, anal, cervical and ovarian for vaginal/anal intercourse).

[lebomb]

Most of the women I know don't like it (booty calls and friends I've never fucked), and before I get the obvious "that's 'cause you don't know how to do it blah, blah, blah" speech from keyboard porn stars, let me tell you that the women I've been with that don't like it haven't even let me go down on them, they just stopped me when they realized I was going for it.

I do it to don't be selfish but I'm not a fan either, specially since I found out you can get throat cancer from it.


You date only sistahs? Black women typically dont like you to go down on them, unless they are lesbians. Now, white wimenz and hispanic wimenz love to get their kitties licked. :claw

And niggra! Ive been lickin kitty all my life and my throat is fine. :rolleyes

[BD24]

You date only sistahs? Black women typically dont like you to go down on them, unless they are lesbians. Now, white wimenz and hispanic wimenz love to get their kitties licked. :claw

And niggra! Ive been lickin kitty all my life and my throat is fine. :rolleyes
Was about to say this. The black girls I dated didn't like it. Generally the more ghetto they less likely they were to want to be eaten out. Them ghetto bitches just wanted pounded out

[SpursforSix]

Was about to say this. The black girls I dated didn't like it. Generally the more ghetto they less likely they were to want to be eaten out. Them ghetto bitches just wanted pounded out

Maybe the ghetto bitches are self conscious about how they smell down there.

[DAF86]

You date only sistahs? Black women typically dont like you to go down on them, unless they are lesbians. Now, white wimenz and hispanic wimenz love to get their kitties licked. :claw

And niggra! Ive been lickin kitty all my life and my throat is fine. :rolleyes

Never been with a black girl, those are hard to find down here, tbh. I've always been with white hispanic.

[Avante]

Never seen so many with such a totally immature approach to sex, wow~~~~~~~~~~~~

And, those who yakyakyak about all the time are telling you they aren't getting any.

[140]

Never seen so many with such a totally immature approach to sex, wow~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you like your sex immature though?

[Avante]

Don't you like your sex immature though?

Don't you ever get tired of proving to everyone you're a fucking moron?

[KarmaKarma]

I wasn't a fan of it many moons ago, I suppose the giver wasn't really giving. My current status is a total different story, I love oral sex both giving and receiving the feeling I get to have his penis in my mouth is undescribable, same thing to feel his tongue in my most intimate area is pure euphoria.

[Avante]

Then people wonder why I just don't really care what anyone thinks "here", look at all the fucking idiots/freaks that post here.

[DJR210]

Love eating pussy from the back.. Nose all up in the fartbox while I tongue fuck the pussy hole

[lebomb]

When you do that to your lover, do you lick his asshole in a circular motion? Or is he more into the probing style tongue action?


You are stupid :rolleyes

[DMC]

I wasn't a fan of it many moons ago, I suppose the giver wasn't really giving. My current status is a total different story, I love oral sex both giving and receiving the feeling I get to have his penis in my mouth is undescribable, same thing to feel his tongue in my most intimate area is pure euphoria.

Go fap already to some porn hub clip.

[Avante]

You can always tell how immature someone is by how they talk about sex. Mature adults don't need to talk about it, why would they?

The immaturity we see "here" is amazing.

[140]

Is that why you told us about you fucking southeast asian children?

[DJR210]

So mature sitting on ST all day engaging the immature kids :lol

[Avante]

Is that why you told us about you fucking southeast asian children?

Stupid, why ignore what I actually said, well?

[Avante]

So mature sitting on ST all day engaging the immature kids :lol

At least you admitted it.

[Blake]

At least you admitted it.

You're such an idiot

[Avante]

You're such an idiot

Dude, tell us all again about...ONE...game in the ...CAREER...of a..FROSH...RB, ok?

THAT...is a fucking idiot.

[DJR210]

At least you admitted it.

Yeah you know all about admitting shit here

[Avante]

Yeah you know all about admitting shit here

I now about how things get totally turned around from what you said...here.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Meh... I don't like going down on her too much anymore. It's meh. Still good sex though, good thing I'm a pullout rockstar

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[Blake]

Dude, tell us all again about...ONE...game in the ...CAREER...of a..FROSH...RB, ok?

THAT...is a fucking idiot.

Chirp

[Axl Rose]

Op you got a little weenie or what? If you have at least 7" you don't need to do all that lesbian stuff. That's for bitches without that pussy pleaser

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Op you got a little weenie or what? If you have at least 7" you don't need to do all that lesbian stuff. That's for bitches without that pussy pleaser

7.25" but it has nothing to do with that. I dick her too but I want her to orgasm a few times before I dick her. Also her orgasming well before I cum in her increases the chance the baby is a boy if I did unfortunately get her pregnant.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Seriously....

Why did I marry her?

7 years later & I've lost so much money. Like mid-six figures to that bitch, even now that I'm finally divorced after many years in court.

[Thread]

Seriously....

Why did I marry her?

7 years later & I've lost so much money. Like mid-six figures to that bitch, even now that I'm finally divorced after many years in court.

Nothing worse than losing money.

1. losing money, especially "so much money. Like mid-six figures"
2. dying.

You just have to coalesce it/(that bottom line loss #) to the best of your recollection and paper trail, come up with a figure, grab some jacks & timbers and start back down; clear your head, put it down and bury that (loss #) as fast as humanly possible.

That's as good as it's gonna get, UNT.

[Thread]

Nothing worse than losing money.

1. losing money, especially "so much money. Like mid-six figures"
2. dying.

You just have to coalesce it/(that bottom line loss #) to the best of your recollection and paper trail, come up with a figure, grab some jacks & timbers and start back down; clear your head, put it down and bury that (loss #) as fast as humanly possible.

That's as good as it's gonna get, UNT.

ADDENDUM: You sell your shit; your jewelry, your clothes, etc. Have a "garage" sale. Ask mother & father to put anything they'd like to sell, you'll sell it and split the proceeds. Don't take any money otherwise from mother & father as a hand out. You're doing this on your own. Don't eat out till you've toppled that (#). Eat at home, pack your lunch. Not a dime out. And keep track of what you're saving by eating at home. Keep the total on a paper that you have on the frig so you see it building each day.

Get, as my old man used to say..."a little old part-time job." Now, he'd do to get out of the house on weekends, but it'll work for you just the same.

Good luck, UNT, God's speed. You can do this.

[MultiTroll]

wife....mom was right, why I didn't listen:rolleyes
:lol

[lebomb]

Seriously....

Why did I marry her?

7 years later & I've lost so much money. Like mid-six figures to that bitch, even now that I'm finally divorced after many years in court.


All that going down and feasting on the kitty didnt stop the inevitable. Marriage is so crazy. One minute there is heavenly bliss, and the next you HATE each other. :pimpslap
You just have to pray you found the right one who meshes with you and has a personality you like. My dear pops said it best, "most stay married if they can live with their spouses faults"
If not, people typically will divorce. Good luck my brutha!!! Thangs will get better. :claw