New revised name for Avante

[SpursforSix]

Crickets McChicken.

Appropriate responses to his posts are, "chirp chirp" and "cluck cluck". Depending on the content.

[Avante]

Crickets McChicken.

Appropriate responses to his posts are, "chirp chirp" and "cluck cluck". Depending on the content.

Why this overwelming need for Avante to be like you/others? Never have understood that.

"Avante"

he sure knew his football
from high school to pro
wasn't anything
he didn't know

and he knew them blues
rasslin' and track
could also talk boxing
and that's a fact

a man among boys
and it's easy to see
the greatest poster here
the great....Avante


:lobt2:

[Avante]

Imagine two white receivers both with over 1000 yards receiving in the same season. Who?

Yep, inspired by the Pats Paleface attack.

Really curious to see where McCaffrey ends up and what his role is. While he doesn't have those Wes Welker quicks he does have good speed and gets to top end quickly. He does give the impression of being faster than he really is.

I'd do all I could to get the guy out in space. No line banging, no off tackle.

[leemajors]

Imagine two white receivers both with over 1000 yards receiving in the same season. Who?

Yep, inspired by the Pats Paleface attack.

Really curious to see where McCaffrey ends up and what his role is. While he doesn't have those Wes Welker quicks he does have good speed and gets to top end quickly. He does give the impression of being faster than he really is.

I'd do all I could to get the guy out in space. No line banging, no off tackle.
cluck cluck

[benefactor]

cluck cluck

[Blake]

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[Blake]

Why this overwelming need for Avante to be like you/others? Never have understood that.

"Avante"

he sure knew his football
from high school to pro
wasn't anything
he didn't know

and he knew them blues
rasslin' and track
could also talk boxing
and that's a fact

a man among boys
and it's easy to see
the greatest poster here
the great....Avante


:lobt2:

Chirp cluck

[Will Hunting]

cluck cluck

[Avante]

Love all this attention, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It appears Big Ben is thinking about retirement, hmmmmm?

I'm here to talk football not get all wrapped up in other posters, that's what little stupid shits play.

[benefactor]

...and we all love urinating on your old, low functioning ass, Mr. McChicken.

[clambake]

Love all this attention, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It appears Big Ben is thinking about retirement, hmmmmm?

I'm here to talk football not get all wrapped up in other posters, that's what little stupid shits play.
you have failed to accept a "football challenge".

therefore, your football takes can't be taken seriously.

i didn't make the rules.

[benefactor]

you have failed to accept a "football challenge".

therefore, your football takes can't be taken seriously.

i didn't make the rules.
He's not going to accept any challenges...I proved that years ago.:lol

He's a lonely old man with a personality disorder. In most cases someone with something like BPD will accept any kind of attention they can get, whether it be positive or negative. They just keep acting out to get a response. I'll keep feeding him though, because I don't anything better to do right now and making fun of him passes the time.

[clambake]

i expect to hear some clucking

[Avante]

you have failed to accept a "football challenge".

therefore, your football takes can't be taken seriously.

i didn't make the rules.

You don't even know what this is about, a football challenge??????

My football takes come with over 50 years of experience, I am the guru here and only a fool wouldn't see that. Not my fault I'm surrounded by know nothings and rookies.

[clambake]

you have failed to accept a "football challenge".

therefore, your football takes can't be taken seriously.

i didn't make the rules.

[Avante]

He's not going to accept any challenges...I proved that years ago.:lol

He's a lonely old man with a personality disorder. In most cases someone with something like BPD will accept any kind of attention they can get, whether it be positive or negative. They just keep acting out to get a response. I'll keep feeding him though, because I don't anything better to do right now and making fun of him passes the time.

Dude, so far there is no video from you. So why do you keep playing all this bullshit? It's going to take more than...so n' so saw it, yes they did...ok? Show us that video or shut the fuck up.

Show us all that video and I won't post on this forum until next football season, deal?

[Avante]

clambake, there was no...football challenge...ok ya dumb fuck?

[clambake]

yes there was. for an old guy, you ran from it pretty fast.

[Avante]

benefactor, do you really think you can just....I really do have the video, honest....without proof? You know better than that. And no...they saw it....won't work, and you should know that.

I posted about a dozen pictures at the Club, one had my bench press shown, what have we seen from you, yep...nothing. Show us all something or shut the fuck up, ok?

[Avante]

yes there was. for an old guy, you ran from it pretty fast.

No there wasn't, so why the lie?

[spurraider21]

This message is hidden because Avante is on your ignore listdidnt miss much besides "cluck cluck"

[Chucho]

So Avante is Marcy D'arcy?

[Avante]

didnt miss much besides "cluck cluck"

Yep, this is what I mean by atheists being little jerks.

[Avante]

So Avante is Marcy D'arcy?

Avante is just a football fan trying to talk football.

[clambake]

yes there was. for an old guy, you ran from it pretty fast.

[spurraider21]

Yep, this is what I mean by atheists being little jerks.cry about it. i dont disrespect you because of your religion. i disrespect you because you're an asshole

[benefactor]

yes there was. for an old guy, you ran from it pretty fast.
If there's one thing he's good at, it's that for sure

[clambake]

imagine being that old and still afraid.

[benefactor]

benefactor, do you really think you can just....I really do have the video, honest....without proof? You know better than that. And no...they saw it....won't work, and you should know that.

I posted about a dozen pictures at the Club, one had my bench press shown, what have we seen from you, yep...nothing. Show us all something or shut the fuck up, ok?
You've made it pretty clear you aren't going to honor the agreement...in which we agreed to send our videos to a third party to verify them. You love the whole "selective memory/change the rules to make the agreement work in my favor" angle. So we'll just move forward with everyone making fun of you because you are a liar and a dipshit.

[clambake]

cluck getting plucked

[Avante]

You've made it pretty clear you aren't going to honor the agreement...in which we agreed to send our videos to a third party to verify them. You love the whole "selective memory/change the rules to make the agreement work in my favor" angle. So we'll just move forward with everyone making fun of you because you are a liar and a dipshit.

So you aren't going to do shit are you? I have posted pictures what have you done, yep....nothing. I simply don't believe you guy, I think you are a liar....ok? Show us something guy like I did or shut the fuck up...got it? You ain't going to do shit are ya?

I showed pictures with my bench right there, what have you done, yep....0. Who just owns a bench loaded down with weights, huh?

Do something ya little shit like I did, ok?

Show us all a picture of your bench. You can't even do that can ya faggot?

[benefactor]

So you aren't going to do shit are you? I have posted pictures what have you done, yep....nothing. I simply don't believe you guy, I think you are a liar....ok? Show us something guy like I did or shut the fuck up...got it? You ain't going to do shit are ya?

I showed pictures with my bench right there, what have you done, yep....0. Who just owns a bench loaded down with weights, huh?

Do something ya little shit like I did, ok?

Show us all a picture of your bench. You can't even do that can ya faggot?

You love the whole "selective memory/change the rules to make the agreement work in my favor" angle.

...and the circle of cut and paste responses continues. Cluck, cluck...old faggot.

[Avante]

...and the circle of cut and paste responses continues. Cluck, cluck...old faggot.

Just like I said you aren't going to do shit are ya? I PROVED I own a bench because I showed pictures, you haven't proven shit.

Come on guy show us something, anything, I did.

You're a sad little shit thinking you can lie and get away with it.

[clambake]

pluck the cluck

[Avante]

pluck the cluck

Yep, and that is all the guy will ever do.

I asked my son in law to take some pictures of my man cave to settle an argument about my books/music collection. In those pictures we see my bench right in the middle of my room.

What have we seen from benefactor, yep.....0.

And, even after posting pictures of the 10,000 books. 6000 CD's, it was.....those aren't yours. And, I bought all those football trophies at a thrift shop, hahahahaha~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

I'd be bored shitless with all this AVANTE AVANTE AVANTE talk.

Just talk football, ok?

I;ve been knee deep into this stuff since the late 50's, why not pick up on a few things instead of all the silly shit?

We see all those white cats catching passes in NE, well would ya believe two white cats with each having over 1000 yards in the same season on the same team?

Why not learn a few things?

[clambake]

you ran from the challenge. your takes hold no merit.

[leemajors]

I still think Magoo should end it, tbh.

[Avante]

you ran from the challenge. your takes hold no merit.

I guess I could just start following others around like you do, talk about fun.

[Avante]

I still think Magoo should end it, tbh.

I trolled the wrong guy, no way did I expect this freak to act like this, my God the guy is fucked up. Then for him to lie about his video, wow~~~~

[benefactor]

I trolled the wrong guy, no way did I expect this freak to act like this, my God the guy is fucked up. Then for him to lie about his video, wow~~~~

Anyway...I've proven what needs to be proved about you. Nothing else needs to be said. Your continued "ha ha I trolled you" shit just reeks of desperation...some kind of pitiful last ditch effort to save face.

Baiting you was too easy. I actually do lift weights so I knew you wouldn't deliver because only fake internet life people talk as much as you do about themselves. I set the hook and you've been running ever since. Now respond again with one of your weak, regurgitated cut and paste responses. It won't change the truth about you and how I proved you were full of shit.
Cluck, cluck old faggot

[Blake]

:cry :cry but I like the attention

[Avante]

Cluck, cluck old faggot

There ya have it gang, this guy has no video and won't be doing shit. He's a fake and a faggot. Gets his nut bugging Avante.

[Blake]

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[Blake]

There ya have it gang, this guy has no video and won't be doing shit. He's a fake and a faggot. Gets his nut bugging Avante.

The gang knows you're the lying asshole here.

[Avante]

The gang knows you're the lying asshole here.

The gang also knows if not for Avante you wouldn't even be on this forum since ya know nothing about pro football.

There is no video from benefactor, and it should be real obvious.

[leemajors]

chirp chirp, cluck cluck.

[Clipper Nation]

chirp chirp, cluck cluck.

[Avante]

I'm trying to guess how old I would have been where I chirp at people.

Then ya wonder why I take this big fish small pond attitude.

[Blake]

chirp chirp, cluck cluck.

[Avante]

This is just too easy, hahahaha~~~~~~~

STOP CHIRPING IT DRIVES ME CRAZY...I wake up in the middle of the night...chirp...I sit on the toilet...chirp. I'm laying there after sex...chirp, I try to read a book...chirp chirp.

OH MY GOD STOP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Blake]

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[monosylab1k]

This is just too easy, hahahaha~~~~~~~

STOP CHIRPING IT DRIVES ME CRAZY...I wake up in the middle of the night...chirp...I sit on the toilet...chirp. I'm laying there after sex...chirp, I try to read a book...chirp chirp.

OH MY GOD STOP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://i.imgur.com/XHBa71T.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

This is just too easy, hahahaha~~~~~~~

STOP CHIRPING IT DRIVES ME CRAZY...I wake up in the middle of the night...chirp...I sit on the toilet...chirp. I'm laying there after sex...chirp, I try to read a book...chirp chirp.

OH MY GOD STOP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Finally an honest post from Crickets (well, except for the "after sex" part).

Oh, and chirp chirp.

[pgardn]

Show us all that video and I won't post on this forum until next football season, deal?

Deal.

Deal?

You are a lying welcher.

[benefactor]

chirp chirp, cluck cluck.

[Darth_Pelican]

chirp chirp, cluck cluck.

[leemajors]

chirp chirp, cluck cluck.

[Avante]

Finally an honest post from Crickets (well, except for the "after sex" part).

Oh, and chirp chirp.

Bottom line is this, is Avante entertained, look at how he works you little shits, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

Deal.

Deal?

You are a lying welcher.

A couple years ago I did post some pictures.

books
football trophies
BENCH PRESS
CD's
tapes

......I don't lie.

I will confess I'm not all that serious about this stuff, I more or less just like to show off. I was just messing around trolling that little freak benefactor. I had no idea he was this damn serious. The guy is weird.

[Avante]

I guess I should freak out over everything, say stupid shit like...Tom Savage is the best QB in Texas, or...hahaha he muffed the punt (then he runs one back 78 yards)....I'd fit in better. But, I just can't do it, seen too much football to play that stupid shit.

So chirp at me, call me names, beat me, I do get it. It must suck being told....slow down give things some time. That however is how guys with my experience do it, you learn things with time.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Finally an honest post from Crickets (well, except for the "after sex" part).

Oh, and chirp chirp.
who's to say he doesn't get laid? There's viagra for a reason

[benefactor]

A couple years ago I did post some pictures.

books
football trophies
BENCH PRESS
CD's
tapes

......I don't lie.

I will confess I'm not all that serious about this stuff, I more or less just like to show off. I was just messing around trolling that little freak benefactor. I had no idea he was this damn serious. The guy is weird.
:cry mah pictures :cry
:cry I was just trolling :cry

Run, old faggot.

[pgardn]

A couple years ago I did post some pictures.

books
football trophies
BENCH PRESS
CD's
tapes

......I don't lie.

I will confess I'm not all that serious about this stuff, I more or less just like to show off. I was just messing around trolling that little freak benefactor. I had no idea he was this damn serious. The guy is weird.

Your betting you freak.
You lied for everyone to see.

I don't have any idea what your deal was with another poster.

[pgardn]

I guess I should freak out over everything, say stupid shit like...Tom Savage is the best QB in Texas, or...hahaha he muffed the punt (then he runs one back 78 yards)....I'd fit in better. But, I just can't do it, seen too much football to play that stupid shit.

.

Or Dalla will beat Carolina with 4 games of rest with Tony Romo.

That was some stupid shit...

[Avante]

who's to say he doesn't get laid? There's viagra for a reason

I;m not the one disrespecting my wife by talking about her pussy. Dude, does she know you talk about her to strangers?

[Avante]

:cry mah pictures :cry
:cry I was just trolling :cry

Run, old faggot.


I'm the guy who did something, you have done...NOTHING. And won't be doing anything but running your mouth.

Show us all a picture of anything. DO SOMETHING~~~~~~~

[Avante]

Or Dalla will beat Carolina with 4 games of rest with Tony Romo.

That was some stupid shit...

Dude, 9-1 in these playoffs soon to be 10-1. Where are your plays?

[Blake]

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[Blake]

Dude, 9-1 in these playoffs soon to be 10-1. Where are your plays?

Liar

[Avante]

Liar

All my 2016 playoff SU picks were made on this board.

Only game I missed was Seattle over Atlanta.

It's all right here in black and white.

[Avante]

Don't you little people ever get tired of Avante Avante Avante Avante? Just talk fucking football, sheesh~~~~~~~~

[Blake]

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Dude, all you do on this forum is Avante, why?

[SpursforSix]

books
football trophies
BENCH PRESS
CD's
tapes


Wow. What a life's accomplishment. You're a regular Renaissance Man.

[Blake]

Wow. What a life's accomplishment. You're a regular Renaissance Man.

Lol

[Blake]

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[DJR210]

Chirp cluck

:lol

[leemajors]

chirp chirp, cluck cluck.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

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That's chickenshit, tbh.

[Mark Celibate]

:lol I think m>s is the one that came up with "Savante" since he has so much knowledge in such a limited area while failing to function at a normal level outside of it.

But even Savant is probably too much of a compliment since Savants are very gifted in fields that are usually applicable to real life (music, math, science, etc) while Avante's knowledge is wasted on useless trivia (random 40 times of black players, when everybody on the 49ers of the last 20 years took a shit etc)

[Blake]

That's chickenshit, tbh.

It's a joke

[spurraider21]

chirp chirp, cluck cluck