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baseline bum
02-08-2017, 01:11 PM
Is this the worst launch title in the history of consoles? :lol

Wizard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prz6YliFolg

Sword Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PYBMtwH_iw

Telephone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7g0Y2b977U

Shaver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNwdDkfRiUU

Runway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWOZtsBQIRA

Soda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCUmtkMkPJo

Baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42FPUcC8RjM

Joy-Con Rotation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drhChHv_HuI

Liars Dice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Heg2x50O6cg

Beach Flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m30aPiQEBew

Quick Draw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8amOnYVZR0

Milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdE9kygpwls

Eating Contest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZftMhIB7nU

Count Balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gxLMldRXAg

Ping Pong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XOcoaqIJCY

Safe Cracker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hPibSI8YDo

Copy Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQF3vbHtGBE

Samaraui
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmGPWpDWZNs

Reck
02-08-2017, 01:20 PM
Why did you use links instead of embedding? Your PC is on its last legs or something? :lol

DJR210
02-08-2017, 01:31 PM
Using his ps4 browser

baseline bum
02-08-2017, 01:34 PM
Why did you use links instead of embedding? Your PC is on its last legs or something? :lol

You can only embed three videos per post and I didn't feel like making a shitload of posts.

Reck
02-08-2017, 01:35 PM
You can only embed three videos per post and I didn't feel like making a shitload of posts.

:lol slovenian shitty servers.
:lol still cant fix the forgery warnings
:lol spurstalk

140
02-08-2017, 01:37 PM
Using his ps4 browser
:lol

baseline bum
02-08-2017, 01:38 PM
:lol slovenian shitty servers.
:lol still cant fix the forgery warnings
:lol spurstalk

It was a technique we used to use to spam Cosmored's threads. Stick about 100 youtube videos on the page and it would make his threads crash people's browsers. :lol

baseline bum
02-08-2017, 01:39 PM
Using his ps4 browser

:lol I can't imagine typing all that shit on a DualShock controller

baseline bum
02-08-2017, 01:41 PM
This has to be the worst launch title since Cybermorph on Jaguar.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmtAjrHwFek

Reck
02-08-2017, 01:42 PM
:lol I can't imagine typing all that shit on a DualShock controller

Have you even tried the ps4 browser? Is it any better than the PS3s?

That one is hot garbage. It will freeze on me 4 out of 5 times. Totally worthless as far as watching porn on it.

DJR210
02-08-2017, 01:49 PM
I'm willing to bet money that these switch games and Cybermorph are more fun than every game that launched on Sega CD

DJR210
02-08-2017, 01:51 PM
Biggest waste of money in my gaming career tbh.. Eternal Champions and Final Fight CD were about the only two games worth a fuck

DJR210
02-08-2017, 01:53 PM
Have you even tried the ps4 browser? Is it any better than the PS3s?

That one is hot garbage. It will freeze on me 4 out of 5 times. Totally worthless as far as watching porn on it.

Damn a freeze right before I bust would send me into a rage.. PC would never do you wrong like that

Reck
02-08-2017, 01:56 PM
Damn a freeze right before I bust would send me into a rage.. PC would never do you wrong like that

Yeah the piece of shit cant handle flash files. At least the ps3 cant.

I have never bothered to try the ps4.

baseline bum
02-08-2017, 01:57 PM
Have you even tried the ps4 browser? Is it any better than the PS3s?

That one is hot garbage. It will freeze on me 4 out of 5 times. Totally worthless as far as watching porn on it.

PS3 is slow as fuck on the Playstation Store. Which PS3 do you have btw? Gamestop was selling them dirt cheap a couple of weeks ago so I picked one up to play Demon's Souls. They were selling all used fat PS3 for $40 even though it's the early backward compatible ones (with 90 nm Cell and 90 nm RSX chips) that die quickly. I got one of the CECHP models (160GB) that came from when they shrunk the Cell and RSX to 65 nm, cutting power consumption from 200W to 130W, and they're supposed to be a lot more reliable. They wanted $95 for the Slim with the shrink to 45 nm and 100W power consumption, but no way I'm paying a Ben for a fucking old used console.

Reck
02-08-2017, 02:10 PM
PS3 is slow as fuck on the Playstation Store. Which PS3 do you have btw? Gamestop was selling them dirt cheap a couple of weeks ago so I picked one up to play Demon's Souls. They were selling all used fat PS3 for $40 even though it's the early backward compatible ones (with 90 nm Cell and 90 nm RSX chips) that die quickly. I got one of the CECHP models (160GB) that came from when they shrunk the Cell and RSX to 65 nm, cutting power consumption from 200W to 130W, and they're supposed to be a lot more reliable. They wanted $95 for the Slim with the shrink to 45 nm and 100W power consumption, but no way I'm paying a Ben for a fucking old used console.

I have a fat one. An 80gb one that came with Metal Gear Sold 4. It's backwards compatible. Still kicking since I bought it back in 08.

It's showing its age though. Whenever I'm using the Netflix app and I want to get out of it by pressing the home button the crossbar would take a while to load. The "quit app" just keeps spinning for several seconds.

The PS store on the PS3 has always been slow. It's even worst since you have to first load the app, wait for it to load and then wait some more inside of it. They did an awesome job on the interface of the PS4. You're in and out on the snap of your fingers on it.

140
02-08-2017, 03:19 PM
I have a fat one. An 80gb one that came with Metal Gear Sold 4. It's backwards compatible. Still kicking since I bought it back in 08.

It's showing its age though. Whenever I'm using the Netflix app and I want to get out of it by pressing the home button the crossbar would take a while to load. The "quit app" just keeps spinning for several seconds.

The PS store on the PS3 has always been slow. It's even worst since you have to first load the app, wait for it to load and then wait some more inside of it. They did an awesome job on the interface of the PS4. You're in and out on the snap of your fingers on it.
Bend over, I'll show you in & out on the snap of your fingers

SpursforSix
02-08-2017, 06:55 PM
I'm willing to bet money that these switch games and Cybermorph are more fun than every game that launched on Sega CD

Racing Aces was pretty cool actually.

SpursforSix
02-08-2017, 06:59 PM
Biggest waste of money in my gaming career tbh.. Eternal Champions and Final Fight CD were about the only two games worth a fuck

But yeah...complete waste of money. I remember how excited I was to buy it. I think the first game I bought was as Sewer Shark.

baseline bum
02-08-2017, 07:24 PM
Biggest waste of money in my gaming career tbh.. Eternal Champions and Final Fight CD were about the only two games worth a fuck

Mine was PSP. That thing was such a piece of shit. Within a couple of weeks I jailbroke that bitch so I could play NES games. :lol

baseline bum
02-08-2017, 07:28 PM
I have a fat one. An 80gb one that came with Metal Gear Sold 4. It's backwards compatible. Still kicking since I bought it back in 08.

It's showing its age though. Whenever I'm using the Netflix app and I want to get out of it by pressing the home button the crossbar would take a while to load. The "quit app" just keeps spinning for several seconds.

The PS store on the PS3 has always been slow. It's even worst since you have to first load the app, wait for it to load and then wait some more inside of it. They did an awesome job on the interface of the PS4. You're in and out on the snap of your fingers on it.

Speaking of the Playstation Store man, they got Ni No Kuni for $5 today if you don't have it yet. Supposed to be a killer JRPG.

DJR210
02-08-2017, 08:04 PM
But yeah...complete waste of money. I remember how excited I was to buy it. I think the first game I bought was as Sewer Shark.

Sewer Shark was the pack in title, it came with mine. I had a gen 2 Sega CD, the one for the smaller Genesis.

Thank God I didnt buy a 32X either.. Another steaming POS.. 32X was the only way I could enjoy the Doom craze, so a weekly rental at my Hollywood Video was perfect.

Saturn was a huge POS too, especially considering they basically pranked the consumer and did a surprise launch 8 months early to beat the PS1 to US stores.. Now the Dreamcast on the other hand.. God bless the Dreamcast, I fucking loved that system.

Reck
02-08-2017, 08:07 PM
Speaking of the Playstation Store man, they got Ni No Kuni for $5 today if you don't have it yet. Supposed to be a killer JRPG.

I saw the Playstation experience show this year and a fat guy was presenting that and geeking out over it. I still have no clue what that game is about.

baseline bum
02-08-2017, 08:15 PM
Sewer Shark was the pack in title, it came with mine. I had a gen 2 Sega CD, the one for the smaller Genesis.

Thank God I didnt buy a 32X either.. Another steaming POS.. 32X was the only way I could enjoy the Doom craze, so a weekly rental at my Hollywood Video was perfect.

Saturn was a huge POS too, especially considering they basically pranked the consumer and did a surprise launch 8 months early to beat the PS1 to US stores.. Now the Dreamcast on the other hand.. God bless the Dreamcast, I fucking loved that system.

Have you tried the nullDC emulator? It can play most Dreamcast games flawlessly. Except for some reason I can't get NBA 2k1 working.

baseline bum
02-08-2017, 08:19 PM
I saw the Playstation experience show this year and a fat guy was presenting that and geeking out over it. I still have no clue what that game is about.

They're releasing a sequel to it this year on PS4.

The original looks pretty amazing graphically for a last gen console.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5BE1Vw5B3M

SpursforSix
02-08-2017, 09:32 PM
Sewer Shark was the pack in title, it came with mine. I had a gen 2 Sega CD, the one for the smaller Genesis.

Thank God I didnt buy a 32X either.. Another steaming POS.. 32X was the only way I could enjoy the Doom craze, so a weekly rental at my Hollywood Video was perfect.

Saturn was a huge POS too, especially considering they basically pranked the consumer and did a surprise launch 8 months early to beat the PS1 to US stores.. Now the Dreamcast on the other hand.. God bless the Dreamcast, I fucking loved that system.

I had the first gen. It came with a multi game CD with some of the SEGA arcade games. One was Golden Axe I think. And Streets of Rage. I'm pretty sure I spent money on Sewer Shark. I also bought Dragons Lair. I missed out on Dreamcast. I did get the Game Gear which was pretty good for a portable.

The next console I bought was Super NES.

UZER
02-08-2017, 11:14 PM
I just saw they are remaking Full Throttle for ps4. That's one of my fave games ever. I own an Xbox. I don't like ps4.

DJR210
02-09-2017, 12:09 AM
Have you tried the nullDC emulator? It can play most Dreamcast games flawlessly. Except for some reason I can't get NBA 2k1 working.

Nah, it's been a while but Chankast was the one I used and it played Shenmue and Code Veronica perfectly.

DJR210
02-09-2017, 12:11 AM
I had the first gen. It came with a multi game CD with some of the SEGA arcade games. One was Golden Axe I think. And Streets of Rage. I'm pretty sure I spent money on Sewer Shark. I also bought Dragons Lair. I missed out on Dreamcast. I did get the Game Gear which was pretty good for a portable.

The next console I bought was Super NES.

Lol, I had the Game Gear too, complete w/ it's 45 minute battery life.. Portable system, just dont go far from an outlet.

ElNono
02-09-2017, 01:00 AM
I just saw they are remaking Full Throttle for ps4. That's one of my fave games ever. I own an Xbox. I don't like ps4.

I played that a bit on PlayStation Experience back in December. Even got to meet Tim Schafer :D

ElNono
02-09-2017, 01:01 AM
Dreamcast was dope. I remember spending hours playing Jet Set Radio

DJR210
02-09-2017, 09:06 AM
You're ruining the thread

Clipper Nation
02-09-2017, 09:36 AM
I'm willing to bet money that these switch games and Cybermorph are more fun than every game that launched on Sega CD
At least that had Sonic CD and Shining Force. The 32X had zero good games and Sega had the nerve to charge $160 for it.

DJR210
02-09-2017, 01:17 PM
What do you think of his trying to ruin my threads?

Considering we're Russian paid disinfo agents, I'd say mission accomplished

ElNono
02-09-2017, 01:58 PM
do you get static wearing that tinfoil hat, tbh? or was it the sun that fried that brain?

DJR210
02-09-2017, 02:18 PM
You're all either flakes, or US government-paid disinfo agants.

My checks are signed by Putin fool, I just told you.

monosylab1k
02-09-2017, 04:10 PM
It was a technique we used to use to spam Cosmored's threads. Stick about 100 youtube videos on the page and it would make his threads crash people's browsers. :lol

:lmao

monosylab1k
02-09-2017, 04:11 PM
This guy is either too dumb to engage in actual debate...
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=260462

...or he's a paid shill.
http://www.whale.to/m/disin.html
https://openheartedrebel.com/2012/09/26/disinformation-campaign-exposure-confessions-of-a-paid-disinformation-poster/

Either way he's one of the bad guys who are making the world worse.
(https://openheartedrebel.com/2012/09/26/disinformation-campaign-exposure-confessions-of-a-paid-disinformation-poster/)
Shup up, faggot.