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lefty
02-10-2017, 02:07 PM
MLB to test rule change in minor leagues where runner would be placed at second base to start extra innings
https://t.co/WyRSvlG4Rs https://t.co/dq5EiithxT


:lmao what for?

:lmao to make 10 hour games shorter?

:lmao to prevent people leaving early or collective coma?

:lmao to give the illusion that someone finally moved?

DMC
02-10-2017, 02:09 PM
MLB to test rule change in minor leagues where runner would be placed at second base to start extra innings
https://t.co/WyRSvlG4Rs https://t.co/dq5EiithxT


:lmao what for?

:lmao to make 10 hour games shorter?

:lmao to prevent people leaving early or collective coma?

:lmao to give the illusion that someone finally moved?

Because no one gives a shit about the game. They just want to go home. I say flip a coin.

Chucho
02-10-2017, 02:17 PM
Minor league baseball is hella fun to watch at the field on Thirsty Thursdays and Tecate Tuesdays. Where else can you get hours of "entertainment" and get wasted for hours for >$20?

Another reason to hate baseball though:


http://i44.tinypic.com/51vl80.jpg

Our local team is called the Nuts. And true to the name, they've a testicle and a phallus as the mascots.

Splits
02-10-2017, 02:19 PM
:lol "extra" innings like anyone is still awake
:lol just end it in a tie, 1/2 the fans would actually be there for the 9th
:lol 162 games a year
:lol it would take over 20 days a year to watch your favorite team play all their regular season games
:lol 162 games but 1 game playoff series
:lol 162 games but 5 game playoff series
:lol starting pitchers can only go once a week
:lol fat fucks
:lol drinking beer and eating fried chicken during games
:lol designated hitter
:lol too fat to run 50 meters to do nothing but stand there and scratch your nutsack
:lol pinch running
:lol pinch bunting
:lol beisbol

HarlemHeat37
02-10-2017, 02:30 PM
Pretty good idea, tbh..

apalisoc_9
02-10-2017, 03:24 PM
Get rid of two other bases, and its basically cricket ( superior sport to baskeball)

apalisoc_9
02-10-2017, 03:26 PM
MLB president wants to minimze the time where there is no action :lmao

Basically admitting, beisbol is a fat man sport . :lmao

lebomb
02-10-2017, 03:39 PM
:lol Todays MLB

Ball Buster
02-10-2017, 04:48 PM
:lol another thread for the local goatfuckers

140
02-10-2017, 05:11 PM
:lol anydays beisbol

Caltex2
02-13-2017, 12:09 AM
Why don't they just declare each game a tie that is tied after 9 innings? If any sport makes sense for that, it's baseball with 162 games and it's rules where theoretically they could play an infinite amount of innings per game. It makes way more sense than idiotically awarding teams with something they didn't earn. Even deciding things with a homerun derby makes more sense than that. Or maybe capping it at a certain amount of extra innings. That's just stupid.

DAF86
02-13-2017, 02:36 PM
Why don't they just declare each game a tie that is tied after 9 innings? If any sport makes sense for that, it's baseball with 162 games and it's rules where theoretically they could play an infinite amount of innings per game. It makes way more sense than idiotically awarding teams with something they didn't earn. Even deciding things with a homerun derby makes more sense than that. Or maybe capping it at a certain amount of extra innings. That's just stupid.

A shootout.

-Each teams selects its best three batters.
-The defending team can only choose one guy to pitch the entire shootout (none of this shit of changing pitchers every three throws).
-Whoever gets the best slugging % wins the shootout, ex: the yankees get singles from their three batters but the Red Sox get a home run and the Red Sox win.
-If there's a tie after the first three batters, you go on one batter at a time 'till someone distance itself.

Even I would watch that, tbh.

140
02-13-2017, 02:57 PM
A shootout.

-Each teams selects its best three batters.
-The defending team can only choose one guy to pitch the entire shootout (none of this shit of changing pitchers every three throws).
-Whoever gets the best slugging % wins the shootout, ex: the yankees get singles from their three batters but the Red Sox get a home run and the Red Sox win.
-If there's a tie after the first three batters, you go on one batter at a time 'till someone distance itself.

Even I would watch that, tbh.
agreedtbh

Reck
02-13-2017, 03:02 PM
If the Red Sox weren't a dissapointing bunch I'd watch them every damn night.

Losing Ortiz also hurts the whole game.

Mitch
02-13-2017, 03:33 PM
Beisbol is almost as shitty to watch as Soccer, tbh.

Reck
02-13-2017, 04:26 PM
Beisbol is almost as shitty to watch as Soccer, tbh.

LMAO

No way. At least in Baseball you actually have some sort of climax that doesn't lead to 3 hours of jacking off and blue balls.
:lol game ending in ties

Mitch
02-13-2017, 04:46 PM
LMAO

No way. At least in Baseball you actually have some sort of climax that doesn't lead to 3 hours of jacking off and blue balls.
:lol game ending in ties

Hard to call Beisball a sport unless you have fieldsmen like Bo Jackson jumping 50 inches in the air :lol

Game of skill, tbh

poeticism707
02-13-2017, 05:23 PM
:lol "extra" innings like anyone is still awake
:lol just end it in a tie, 1/2 the fans would actually be there for the 9th
:lol 162 games a year
:lol it would take over 20 days a year to watch your favorite team play all their regular season games
:lol 162 games but 1 game playoff series
:lol 162 games but 5 game playoff series
:lol starting pitchers can only go once a week
:lol fat fucks
:lol drinking beer and eating fried chicken during games
:lol designated hitter
:lol too fat to run 50 meters to do nothing but stand there and scratch your nutsack
:lol pinch running
:lol pinch bunting
:lol beisbol


:rollin :rollin :rollin

AlexJones
03-01-2017, 10:45 PM
The NBA is to the MLB what the UFC is to boxing. UFC/NBA might be bigger on a regular basis, but the biggest boxing match(Floyd)/world series matchup (Cubs) will always beat the biggest UFC fights/NBA finals match up. The NBA had a historic game 7 between GSW and Cleveland, and yet their TV rating got beat by Cubs vs Indians game 7.

Silver&Black
03-02-2017, 07:36 PM
Is there anything a beisbol player won't eat?

Jose Abreu testified under oath that on a flight to the United States, right before he was to sign his massive contract, he ordered a Heineken, tore up a page of the fake passport he had procured from one of the men who allegedly helped smuggle him and started to consume it.
“Little by little, I swallowed that first page of the passport,” Abreu told the court, according to the Associated Press. “I could not arrive in the United States with a false passport.”

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/jose-abreu-eating-his-passport-is-just-the-latest-awful-story-from-cuban-defectors-235149563.html

FkLA
03-02-2017, 08:41 PM
lol beisbol fans

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