Patriots Fan Problems

[monosylab1k]

Pats fans, list your :cry most annoying things about being a Pats fan :cry here.

1. :cry it's so hard having to be stressed out while watching my team in the Super Bowl every other year :cry could they please just blow a team out for once :cry

[monosylab1k]

2. :cry all my 4x Super Bowl Champions gear is out of date after only two years :cry

[Raven]

offseasons are the worst.

[monosylab1k]

3. :cry People can't figure out if Brady is just the greatest QB ever or if he's also the greatest football player period :cry such a tough debate :cry

[Will Hunting]

:cry watching the 2004 superbowl on NFL network right now :cry
:cry Law and Poole on IR but the secondary still played at an elite level :cry
:cry Deion Branch looking like a future HOFer with Tom Terrific throwing him dimes :cry

[lefty20]

Must suck having to constantly worry about when the next cheating scandal is gonna come out.

[Clipper Nation]

:cry "Just because the price tag is still hanging off the brand new Brady jersey that I bought this week doesn't mean everyone has to call me a bandwagoner!" :cry

:cry "Drew Bledsoe? Isn't he the Suns' point guard?" :cry

[monosylab1k]

:cry so hard to keep track of all the Super Bowls & AFC Championship game appearances :cry there's so many that they all kinda blend together in my mind :cry

[monosylab1k]

:cry so many fanbases that hate us for whipping their asses non-stop, I can't figure out who hates us the most! :cry Jets? Bills? Steelers? Colts? Ravens? Chargers? Dolphins? Raiders? Texans? Jaguars? :cry

[monosylab1k]

:cry only beat Houston by 18 points in the playoffs, top 5 worst Brady performance ever! :cry

[Clipper Nation]

:cry "Even though we won, I still can't get all this sand out of my vagina!" :cry

[Will Hunting]

:cry "Even though we won, I still can't get all this sand out of my vagina!" :cry
of all the responses you could have, you chose a sandy vagina joke :lol

[monosylab1k]

:cry so many AFC East Champs t-shirts piling up in my house! :cry What do I do with them all???? :cry

[monosylab1k]

of all the responses you could have, you chose a sandy vagina joke :lol

:lmao

:cry haters have been so salty for so long that they can't even think up decent ways to make fun of us anymore! :cry

[monosylab1k]

:cry Brady is playing for so long that we have to trade our elite level backup QB for a high draft pick! :cry Then in 2 years we gotta do it again probably :cry

[Will Hunting]

The 2014 SB is on NFL network right now and I seriously do :cry miss Jamie Collins and Darrell Revis :cry

[monosylab1k]

The 2014 SB is on NFL network right now and I seriously do :cry miss Jamie Collins and Darrell Revis :cry

:cry Revis only stuck around for one year and one title :cry We let the Jets overpay for him as he got past his prime instead of keeping him :cry now we're stuck with almost as good but not quite Malcolm Butler :cry

:cry we could have won the Super Bowl in regulation instead of OT if Jamie Collins was still around to shut down all of Atlantas sweeps/screens to Freeman :cry

[Will Hunting]

Also :lmao struggle Wilson.....he didn't have a completed pass in this game until midway through the 2nd quarter

[Will Hunting]

:cry Revis only stuck around for one year and one title :cry We let the Jets overpay for him as he got past his prime instead of keeping him :cry now we're stuck with almost as good but not quite Malcolm Butler :cry
:cry gonna have the same issue with Logan Ryan
:cry will be really hard to replace a #2 corner who gets shredded without safety help over the top

[monosylab1k]

:cry Brady didn't stick it to Goodell hard enough during the trophy presentation :cry Brady's just too classy for his own good :cry

[monosylab1k]

:cry we could have 7 rings in 15 years, but we only have 5 :cry so tough knowing that :cry

[Clipper Nation]

Also :lmao struggle Wilson.....he didn't have a completed pass in this game until midway through the 2nd quarter
The Struggle Krew insisted he had a "damn good game" at the time, though :lol

[Will Hunting]

The Struggle Krew insisted he had a "damn good game" at the time, though :lol
Rewatching the game just makes the decision to throw seem that much more retarded :lol

[Will Hunting]

:cry we could have 7 rings in 15 years, but we only have 5 :cry so tough knowing that :cry

:cry could have even been more than that...if they don't cheap out on Deion Branch in 2006, they probably survive against Indy (especially since they lost largely due to a retarded Reche Caldwell drop) and god knows they would have beaten Gr:lolssm:loln in the superbowl

[Mark Celibate]

Also :lmao struggle Wilson.....he didn't have a completed pass in this game until midway through the 2nd quarter



Oh yeah??? You obviously don't know football!

What he brings to the table doesn't show up in the box score! Having an all time great de....err, I mean Leadership, intangibles, veteran savvy (mono needs to break out the Donnie Nelson troll IMO)...you wouldn't understand! Perennial MVP candidate right there! Nevermind the fact that the concept of consistently completing a forward pass (that isn't a pick play) continues to elude him. He just has that savvy which you can't teach.. and stuff.

[lefty20]

god knows they would have beaten Gr:lolssm:loln in the superbowl

sysTom would've been torn a new one by that bears D. Took the goat QB(and refs of course) to get through Mr. Clean and gang.

[Will Hunting]

sysTom would've been torn a new one by that bears D. Took the goat QB(and refs of course) to get through Mr. Clean and gang.
even though tom already beat "that bears D" earlier in the season :lmao

[lefty20]

even though tom already beat "that bears D" earlier in the season :lmao

Which makes it even more likely that he'd loose the 2nd time around.

[Will Hunting]

Which makes it even more likely that he'd loose the 2nd time around.
:lol that's a myth that's been debunked numerous times

[lefty20]

:lol that's a myth that's been debunked numerous times

Has it doe, has it really?

[LnGrrrR]

Pats fans, list your :cry most annoying things about being a Pats fan :cry here.

1. :cry it's so hard having to be stressed out while watching my team in the Super Bowl every other year :cry could they please just blow a team out for once :cry

No lie, dis right chere iz srs biz

[LnGrrrR]

There's a few other dudes who have won more than 5 NFL championships so Tom Brady hasn't won the most NFL championships yet, just SB :(

[Avante]

We can go with dominance if era, and that really is the best way to do things.

Then there is...era. No doubt todays NFL has far superior athletes than back in the day, so to win vs these athletes today is more impressive.

No matter how ya slice and dice it, the best QB I have ever seen is Tom Brady. His body of work warrants that.

[Mal]

The 2014 SB is on NFL network right now and I seriously do :cry miss Jamie Collins and Darrell Revis :cry

Revis will be available soon, maybe even this year

[spurraider21]

:cry we're smug as fuck but fans of other teams think we're pricks :cry

[lefty]

:cry a black man has more rings than Brady in Boston

[Darth_Pelican]

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[unleashbaynes]

:cry i have to buy that Brady is so good at 39 because of eating his veggies and getting a good night's sleep rather than PEDs :cry

[monosylab1k]

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[monosylab1k]

:cry it's gonna eat up so much cap space to sign Hightower and Butler and Amendola. We might only be able to keep two incredibly clutch playoff performers instead of all 3 :cry so unfair :cry

[AaronY]

Such is life in Spurstalk

[Silver&Black]

Damn tough to be a Pats fan. Everything posted ITT is the truth.

[monosylab1k]

:cry all my “5x Champions” merch is out of date and I gotta buy all new “6x Champs” stuff :cry so hard being a Pats fan :cry