OSCARS

[DMX7]

WOW

[DMC]

fake news

Staged just like the Miss Universe or America or whatever the fuck that bald headed comedian fucked up. Hey, it brought publicity, why not do it again?

[AlexJones]

Flashbacks of 28-3

[DMX7]

I am so angry right now. Moonlight people should have had more time to talk about LGBT rights and stick it in Trump's face with their win. Instead, the whole thing was stolen by the mixup. The energy, the passion, the humiliation of Trump was there for the taking and it was stolen by Jimmy Kimmel. SAD!

[monosylab1k]

La La Land blew a 6 Oscar lead

[Spurminator]

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[monosylab1k]

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[monosylab1k]

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[DMC]

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More fake news. Never fails to amuse those who finger paint in their own feces.

[Spurminator]

More fake news. Never fails to amuse those who finger paint in their own feces.

What's fake about it?

You know you can click on an embedded tweet, right?

[DMC]

What's fake about it?

You know you can click on an embedded tweet, right?

I didn't say fake tweet. I said fake news. It's 2 years old. How is it news?

[lefty]

:lmao wtf
:lmao fuck that gay ass movie

[Mitch]

People watching this shit? :lol

I only watched 2 oscars in my life, one was to see Leo win one.

[lefty]

:lol Shimalayan's tweet

[Spurminator]

I didn't say fake tweet. I said fake news. It's 2 years old. How is it news?

Let me try to explain this in the simplest way I know how.

The tweet embedded above is something our current President published two years ago and has humorous relevance tonight... both for its mockery of the Oscars and its mockery of the President.

:lol Fake news :lol Jesus Christ, you're a dull person.

[Splits]

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lol

[Avante]

I've never seen an OSCARS.

[Sportcamper]

I've never seen an OSCARS.

Avante that surprises me. The intricacy of creating a motion picture sound track. The music score, Foley, sound editing, sound mixing. Sound editors worked for a year to put together Glory & Top Gun. Back in the day before digital help the sound mixers used the Fox scoring stage to pipe George C Scott’s dialogue in & out of the stage & used microphone placement to make Patton sound like a big loud S.O.B. This stuff is right up your alley… This year’s sound mixing award went to Kevin O’Connell. A 39 year old veteran of recording with 21 Oscar nominations…

[Avante]

Avante that surprises me. The intricacy of creating a motion picture sound track. The music score, Foley, sound editing, sound mixing. Sound editors worked for a year to put together Glory & Top Gun. Back in the day before digital help the sound mixers used the Fox scoring stage to pipe George C Scott’s dialogue in & out of the stage & used microphone placement to make Patton sound like a big loud S.O.B. This stuff is right up your alley… This year’s sound mixing award went to Kevin O’Connell. A 39 year old veteran of recording with 21 Oscar nominations…


I own a number of movie soundtracks. I just see too many politics involvrd with anything having to do with Hollywood. So to watch all that unfold, nay~~~

[SpursforSix]

I own a number of movie soundtracks. I just see too many politics involvrd with anything having to do with Hollywood. So to watch all that unfold, nay~~~

How the fuck do you even know the politics involved if all you do is read books, lift weights, and fuck children?

[DMC]

Let me try to explain this in the simplest way I know how.

The tweet embedded above is something our current President published two years ago and has humorous relevance tonight... both for its mockery of the Oscars and its mockery of the President.

:lol Fake news :lol Jesus Christ, you're a dull person.

Not really. the POTUS in 2015 was Obama. You're a fucking idiot, but we already know this about you.

[IceColdBrewski]

If only I had known that Moonlight was a movie about black queers. I seriously would've been scouring the web for online sportsbooks taking bets on best picture winner. After feeling guilty about having the race card played on them last year with all the #Oscarssowhite crying and controversy, the film academy was going to throw the blacks a bone this year. That much was a lock. But with the LGBT angle added in on top of an all black cast, Moonlight getting the nod from the film academy had to be the lock of the fucking century. :bang

[Fabbs]

Turn in your man cards.
Farking watching the Osthskarthz.

Come on over to Fabbs and we'll get a card game going and I'll have the Mrs. fix y'all up some good food. If you're into some good booze we can do that too. If not, just as fine. I am not one of these that thinks any less of non drinkers.

[IceColdBrewski]

Turn in your man cards.
Farking watching the Osthskarthz.

Come on over to Fabbs and we'll get a card game going and I'll have the Mrs. fix y'all up some good food. If you're into some good booze we can do that too. If not, just as fine. I am not one of these that thinks any less of non drinkers.

I tuned in for the last 30 minutes or so last night when I knew they'd be getting to the big awards. Same last year. Before that, I couldn't tell you when the last time I watched even a minute of it. No way I could sit there through all 3+ hours of that. Ain't happenin.

[monosylab1k]

Turn in your man cards.
Farking watching the Osthskarthz.

Come on over to Fabbs and we'll get a card game going and I'll have the Mrs. fix y'all up some good food. If you're into some good booze we can do that too. If not, just as fine. I am not one of these that thinks any less of non drinkers.

Oh yeah, it must be super manly in the cinnamon whiskey drinkers club :rolleyes

[Fabbs]

Oh yeah, it must be super manly in the cinnamon whiskey drinkers club :rolleyes
The guy who introed me to Jacks Fire Tennessee is a card playing millionaire Viet Vet that is married, 0 percent gay 0 percent femmy.
You and the Laundry Krew are the only ones who draw a connotation to this Jacks booze and flamerism / girly drink.

Apparantly in your circles...

[monosylab1k]

The guy who introed me to Jacks Fire Tennessee is a card playing millionaire Viet Vet that is married, 0 percent gay 0 percent femmy.
You and the Laundry Krew are the only ones who draw a connotation to this Jacks booze and flamerism / girly drink.

Apparantly in your circles...
Just put me down as a "no" for your Autistic Cinnamon Whiskey Circle Jerkfest

[Spurminator]

Not really. the POTUS in 2015 was Obama. You're a fucking idiot, but we already know this about you.

I'm aware of who was our President in 2015. What is your point?

It's shocking to me that someone who appears to able to successfully operate a computer keyboard can be this fucking dense.

[Spurminator]

Usually when people don't find a post funny, they just ignore it and move on.

Not DMC though. Get ready for two pages of dissection and explanation of an otherwise completely milquetoast embedded tweet, because nobody sucks the life out of mundanity better than him.

[clambake]

don't you understand?

there are no longer any rules.

[Avante]

How the fuck do you even know the politics involved if all you do is read books, lift weights, and fuck children?

Dude, will your dumbass ever figure out my stance on sick ass pedos? Why do you continue to totally ignore my stance on that sick shit? Why do you act so fucking stupid?

Are you really so damn stupd you think politics aren't involved with the Oscars?

[TimDunkem]

Not DMC though. Get ready for two pages of dissection and explanation of an otherwise completely milquetoast embedded tweet, because nobody sucks the life out of mundanity better than him.Definitely hit the nail on the head with that one.

[monosylab1k]

Usually when people don't find a post funny, they just ignore it and move on.

Not DMC though. Get ready for two pages of dissection and explanation of an otherwise completely milquetoast embedded tweet, because nobody sucks the life out of mundanity better than him.

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[monosylab1k]

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[benefactor]

Usually when people don't find a post funny, they just ignore it and move on.

Not DMC though. Get ready for two pages of dissection and explanation of an otherwise completely milquetoast embedded tweet, because nobody sucks the life out of mundanity better than him.
Early POTY candidate

[clambake]

Dude, will your dumbass ever figure out my stance on sick ass pedos? Why do you continue to totally ignore my stance on that sick shit? Why do you act so fucking stupid?

Are you really so damn stupd you think politics aren't involved with the Oscars?

when you say pedo stance...can you show us an example?

[Blake]

Turn in your man cards.
Farking watching the Osthskarthz.


Meanwhile fabbs is feverishly researching Khardasian news sites to start a thread about

[SpursforSix]

when you say pedo stance...can you show us an example?

hahaha

here's Avante's pedo stance
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vALFTuUCjzE/TL_ZGJnnhNI/AAAAAAAABJk/BMGbxxFBsQ4/s400/Russell_Williams_Fetish.jpg

[clambake]

hahaha

here's Avante's pedo stance
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vALFTuUCjzE/TL_ZGJnnhNI/AAAAAAAABJk/BMGbxxFBsQ4/s400/Russell_Williams_Fetish.jpg

lol holy shit

[SpursforSix]

lol holy shit

Yes...here he is again.
Avante calls this his "dinner wear"

https://i1.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/08/article-0-0B8B9A0900000578-620_468x344.jpg

[Blake]

I can't tell.....is that Putin

[Avante]

hahaha

here's Avante's pedo stance
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vALFTuUCjzE/TL_ZGJnnhNI/AAAAAAAABJk/BMGbxxFBsQ4/s400/Russell_Williams_Fetish.jpg

Duide, why do you continue to act retarded?

[SpursforSix]

I can't tell.....is that Putin

I'm pretty sure that Putin shoots sick pedos in the head.

[Mitch]

Oscars sure did well in the ratings this year, eh? :lol

[SpursforSix]

Oscars sure did well in the ratings this year, eh? :lol

The ratings will continue to suffer. Too many alternatives for wasting time. People only care about a few of the categories. And not many care about the acceptance speeches. Just give me 2 minutes of highlights. Just like a Warriors/Clippers game. The Oscars is done.

[clambake]

they'll probably move it overseas.

[SpursforSix]

they'll probably move it overseas.

I hope so. Move it to Ugabanda or something. Quit putting in my TV.

[SpursforSix]

they'll probably move it overseas.

Or move it to ******.

[SpursforSix]

Whoops. That's "Niger" according to Wikipedia.