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SpursforSix
03-10-2017, 03:22 PM
Majestic and smooth
Taking control of the year
Tony Parker yuck
dabom
03-10-2017, 03:28 PM
Beautiful poetry. :tu
I hate all haiku
I hate sports haiku the worst
Mod please lock this thread
SpursforSix
03-10-2017, 03:49 PM
I hate all haiku
I hate sports haiku the worst
Mod please lock this thread
appreciation
of haiku you do not have
Tony Parker yuck
BillMc
03-10-2017, 04:10 PM
Martinis my dear are unstable
Drink one at the very most
Drink two and you're under the table
Drink three and you're under the host
(Yeah, yeah, not a haiku but you know a man named "BillMC" had to do an Irish limerick.)
sasaint
03-10-2017, 04:18 PM
Martinis my dear are unstable
Drink one at the very most
Drink two and you're under the table
Drink three and you're under the host
(Yeah, yeah, not a haiku but you know a man named "BillMC" had to do an Irish limerick.)
The Irish have it all over the Japanese when it comes to great art! :toast
sananspursfan21
03-10-2017, 04:31 PM
I get it. Kawhi, haikus. Kawhikus.
BillMc
03-10-2017, 04:57 PM
The Irish have it all over the Japanese when it comes to great art! :toast
:toastThanks but the Irish never gave us Akira Kurosawa, Fist of the North Star or The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife. :lol
sasaint
03-10-2017, 05:28 PM
:toastThanks but the Irish never gave us Akira Kurosawa, Fist of the North Star or The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife. :lol
On the other hand, the Japanese can't lay claim to James Joyce, Oscar Wilde or BillMc.
Kawhi is good
Tony Parker fucks your Mom
Therefore is Daddy
Budkin
03-10-2017, 07:37 PM
Neither smiles nor laughs.
Turned down STer's daughter.
Yup. On the spectrum.
:lol
SPURt
03-10-2017, 08:41 PM
Kawhi's long fingers
I want inside my butt mouth
num num num num num
num (I'm not quoting that shit.)
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SPURt
03-11-2017, 01:31 AM
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Hahaha!! Awesome
Martinis my dear are unstable
Drink one at the very most
Drink two and you're under the table
Drink three and you're under the host
(Yeah, yeah, not a haiku but you know a man named "BillMC" had to do an Irish limerick.)
There was a young player named Brynn
Whose point guard skills were a sin.
He wouldn't shoot threes
Despite all Pop's pleas -
"Why try if I can't put it in?"
BillMc
03-11-2017, 02:17 AM
On the other hand, the Japanese can't lay claim to James Joyce, Oscar Wilde or BillMc.
:toast
There was a young player named Brynn
Whose point guard skills were a sin.
He wouldn't shoot threes
Despite all Pop's pleas -
"Why try if I can't put it in?"
:rollin
Perfect!
dabom
03-11-2017, 04:51 PM
appreciation
of haiku you do not have
Tony Parker yuck
:lol
Didn't see this one earlier. Just as beautiful as the first. :tu
SpurPadre
03-11-2017, 04:55 PM
Quiet and unassuming
So easily she approaches
Daughter gets snubbed
I can't believe I let Bill bait me into limericks. I used to get into so much trouble with these in school. For me they're like eating potato chips.
When Becky first entered the locker
Tony Parker advised, "Do not mock her."
"I'm willing to bet
She'll make quite a pet
She isn't a dog, but I'll cock'er."
A second hand C named Dewayne
Took over when Pau was in pain
He plays a small part
But at least he's got heart.
Unlike LaMarcus, he's playin'.
BillMc
03-11-2017, 05:53 PM
I can't believe I let Bill bait me into limericks. I used to get into so much trouble with these in school. For me they're like eating potato chips.
When Becky first entered the locker
Tony Parker advised, "Do not mock her."
"I'm willing to bet
She'll make quite a pet
She isn't a dog, but I'll cock'er."
A second hand C named Dewayne
Took over when Pau was in pain
He plays a small part
But at least he's got heart.
Unlike LaMarcus, he's playin'.
You missed your calling in life. Good stuff. :bobo
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