View Full Version : how dodgy are you?
NZHayden
10-12-2005, 05:06 AM
http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html
i got years in prison: 102 Potential fine: £7500
SpursWoman
10-12-2005, 06:34 AM
Years in prison: 28 Potential fine: £5000
:wow :lol
Kori Ellis
10-12-2005, 06:53 AM
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0
:lol
Years in prison: 60.5 Potential fine: £2000
John T
10-12-2005, 07:07 AM
Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £5000
Carie
JoeChalupa
10-12-2005, 07:29 AM
Years in prison: 28 Potential fine: £9500
Kori Ellis
10-12-2005, 07:32 AM
Man, you guys are frickin' criminals :lol
SpursWoman
10-12-2005, 08:07 AM
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0
:lol
LIAR!!!
:lmao :lmao
xcoriate
10-12-2005, 08:38 AM
Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £7000
WTF Kori?
Jimcs50
10-12-2005, 09:13 AM
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 23 Potential fine: £7000
ObiwanGinobili
10-12-2005, 09:18 AM
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 21.5 Potential fine: £2000
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0
:rolleyes awww come on! thats just impossible! :lmao
SWC Bonfire
10-12-2005, 09:18 AM
Years in prison: 19 Potential fine: £2000
I'll take the 19 years...
http://www.famouslocations.com/images/movies/joekidd_.jpg
Jimcs50
10-12-2005, 09:24 AM
LIAR!!!
:lmao :lmao
Actually, I took it for Kori since I know her pretty damn well, and I got 0 yrs in prison and 0 fine, so I believe her.
I was not sure about the sex toy or the knowing someone in prison part, but the rest I was pretty sure about.
:)
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 101 Potential fine: £7000
Clandestino
10-12-2005, 09:44 AM
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
spurs_fan_in_exile
10-12-2005, 09:49 AM
12 years, £2000 fine.
Either some people on this board are lying or I had better watch my back.
sa_butta
10-12-2005, 10:01 AM
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 29.5 Potential fine: £7000
Clandestino
10-12-2005, 10:02 AM
Years in prison: 118 Potential fine: £9500
my true answers
mookie2001
10-12-2005, 10:14 AM
Clandestinos an outlaw
SpursWoman
10-12-2005, 10:17 AM
Either some people on this board are lying or I had better watch my back.
For having sex in public and using sex toys? ...and putting a stamp on an envelope upside down?
:lol :lol
Hey, I never put a stamp upside down!!!!
spurs_fan_in_exile
10-12-2005, 10:25 AM
For having sex in public and using sex toys? ...and putting a stamp on an envelope upside down?
:lol :lol
It's a little known fact that that's exactly how Capone got started.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-12-2005, 10:27 AM
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 15.5 Potential fine: £0
Slomo
10-12-2005, 10:28 AM
Risky
Years in prison 33.5 Fine:2500
samikeyp
10-12-2005, 10:31 AM
23 years in prison and a $12289.32 fine(7000 GBP but my keyboard doesn't have a "pounds" key. :)
Shelly
10-12-2005, 10:32 AM
Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £7000
Damn! And I knew I shouldn't have put that stamp on upside down. But at least I didn't eat the mince pie on Christmas!
Useruser666
10-12-2005, 10:38 AM
5 years, $0
SpursWoman
10-12-2005, 10:45 AM
5 years, $0
So, how'd you get 5 years? :eyebrows
Kori Ellis
10-12-2005, 12:29 PM
I really wasn't lying. I answered all the questions honestly and that's the score I got.
SpursWoman
10-12-2005, 12:31 PM
I was teasing. :)
Shelly
10-12-2005, 12:31 PM
Dang...Kori makes us look like a bunch of heathens! I'll see y'all in Hell! :lol
SpursWoman
10-12-2005, 12:32 PM
Dang...Kori makes us look like a bunch of heathens! I'll see y'all in Hell! :lol
No kidding... :oops
At least this semi-model citizen got some time.... :lol :lol
5 years, $0
Kori Ellis
10-12-2005, 12:33 PM
I was teasing. :)
I know. I just took it again to make sure that I answered honestly :lol I got the same score.
Kori Ellis
10-12-2005, 12:33 PM
useruser got the same score as LJ. :eyebrows
Shelly
10-12-2005, 12:35 PM
It was the putting the stamp upside down that threw me in the slammer!
SpursWoman
10-12-2005, 12:35 PM
I know. I just took it again to make sure that I answered honestly :lol I got the same score.
:lol
I actually re-took it, answering how I thought you would and got: time: .5 and fine £1,000.
I'm just trying to figure out which one I got wrong. :eyebrows :lol :lol
TheTruth
10-12-2005, 12:38 PM
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £5000
As if I needed any more incentive not to live in Minnesota.
midgetonadonkey
10-12-2005, 12:42 PM
111 Years and a £7000 Fine.
angel_luv
10-12-2005, 01:25 PM
Surprise, Surprise!
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
ChumpDumper
10-12-2005, 01:54 PM
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
Thought I'd at least do a nickel for the masturbation, but I guess they don't count repeat offenses.
LuvBones
10-12-2005, 02:01 PM
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £7000
Old Fruit? :lol
NZHayden
10-12-2005, 03:28 PM
omg people actually responded to a thread i started
Manu20
10-12-2005, 04:55 PM
I'm one of the good guys!
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
Ginofan
10-12-2005, 05:17 PM
Bunch of goodie-goodies, live a little :lol
Risky
Years in prison: 21.5 Potential fine: £7000
samikeyp
10-12-2005, 05:18 PM
Right back atchya baby! :)
23 years in prison and a $12289.32 fine(7000 GBP but my keyboard doesn't have a "pounds" key.
Spurminator
10-12-2005, 05:25 PM
Years in prison: 18 Potential fine: £7000
Curse my uncontrollable urge to masturbate in public!
ShoogarBear
10-12-2005, 05:57 PM
Risky
Years in prison: 22.5 Potential fine: £7000
spurs=bling
10-12-2005, 05:57 PM
Angel
Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0
this is what i got.
ShoogarBear
10-12-2005, 05:58 PM
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
Damn, so you don't walk around your house naked?
SpursWoman
10-12-2005, 06:00 PM
Damn, so you don't walk around your house naked?
No kidding.... :angel
ALVAREZ6
10-12-2005, 06:03 PM
"Not illegal in the UK, but in Allentown, Pennsylvania there is a ban on men becoming aroused in public."
WTF??? I live pretty close to Allentown.
ALVAREZ6
10-12-2005, 06:05 PM
Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000
exstatic
10-12-2005, 07:39 PM
Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £5000
:lol:rollin
NZHayden
10-12-2005, 07:41 PM
some of you guys havent lived!
spurs=bling
10-12-2005, 07:43 PM
some of you guys havent lived!
hey!!!
tlongII
10-12-2005, 07:43 PM
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 16.5 Potential fine: £9500
Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000
sickdsm
10-12-2005, 07:56 PM
Years in prison: 83 Potential fine: £7000
Hell, I wonder what it would have been if i considered Alcohol a drug (smuggling)
midgetonadonkey
10-12-2005, 08:14 PM
"Not illegal in the UK, but in Allentown, Pennsylvania there is a ban on men becoming aroused in public."
WTF??? I live pretty close to Allentown.
I don't think you have to worry about anything. You have to go through puberty before you can become sexually aroused.
A Serbian Beast
10-12-2005, 08:54 PM
0 years in prison...2000 possible fine. im a beast, what can i say?
TheAdmiral#50
10-12-2005, 09:08 PM
Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500
ShoogarBear
10-12-2005, 09:18 PM
Hell, I wonder what it would have been if i considered Alcohol a drug (smuggling)
Oh, shit! Gotta retake the test, I guess.
Horry For 3!
10-12-2005, 09:27 PM
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000
baseline bum
10-13-2005, 12:34 AM
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 101.5 Potential fine: £4500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 130 Potential fine: £2000
130 years, what the fuck? I'm a good guy :lol
ShoogarBear
10-13-2005, 07:01 AM
130 years, what the fuck? I'm a good guy :lol
Riiiiight. Australia was founded by convicts.
ALVAREZ6
10-13-2005, 07:47 AM
I don't think you have to worry about anything. You have to go through puberty before you can become sexually aroused.
Oh really, actually guys get sexually aroused when they're like 9.
You're a funny guy. Have I seen you on comedy central?
xcoriate
10-13-2005, 08:46 AM
Riiiiight. Australia was founded by convicts.
hey!!
fuck you :lol
were better than the English :p
ObiwanGinobili
10-13-2005, 08:51 AM
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000
:lol I'm shocked...... well I guess you;ve never had sex in a public place then....
angel_luv
10-13-2005, 09:42 AM
Angel
Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…
Damn, so you don't walk around your house naked?
No kidding.... :angel
I answered the test honestly and wasn't completely innocent.
Those damn stamps! = )
ShoogarBear
10-13-2005, 10:02 AM
I answered the test honestly and wasn't completely innocent.
I guess there's no point in keeping those hidden cameras up, then.
baseline bum
10-13-2005, 12:44 PM
I answered the test honestly and wasn't completely innocent.
Those damn stamps! = )
Yeah... and that breaking and entering and drug dealing got me too. :spin
angel_luv
10-13-2005, 12:47 PM
Yeah... and that breaking and entering and drug dealing got me too. :spin
At least you can plead insanity. :lol
spurs=bling
10-13-2005, 07:15 PM
I answered the test honestly and wasn't completely innocent.
Those damn stamps! = )
Angel i wasn't talking about you. those are the results i got from the test.
IceColdBrewski
10-13-2005, 07:26 PM
Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000
Years in prison: 14.5 Potential fine: £7000
angel_luv
10-13-2005, 08:59 PM
Angel i wasn't talking about you. those are the results i got from the test.
No worries! All in fun! = )
Trainwreck2100
10-13-2005, 09:50 PM
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: £0
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed
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