View Full Version : Your tax dollars at work - Brady's jersey
SpursforSix
03-20-2017, 01:02 PM
I would guess that the cost to recover the jersey was probably pretty close to the value of the jersey at auction.
They need some dude at the head of the FBI that has a "who gives a fuck" stamp.
Agent: "hey boss...Tom Brady's jersey was stolen"
Boss: "who gives a fuck"
Seriously...we're spending money for this shit? A fucking jersey.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-nfl-superbowl-brady-idUSKBN16R1MQ
monosylab1k
03-20-2017, 01:09 PM
Brady's jersey found in Mexico #BuildThatWall
Splits
03-20-2017, 01:13 PM
While the 39-year-old quarterback still has all five of his Superbowl rings, the team's owner, Robert Kraft, is lacking one of the heavy, diamond-encrusted mementoes.
Russian President Vladimir Putin walked away with Kraft's ring commemorating the team's 2005 win over the Philadelphia Eagles when the two met later that year. Kraft has said that he intended only to show Putin the ring but the leader kept it. The team's owner subsequently released a statement saying he had given the ring to Putin as a gift, after the White House told him that doing so could improve diplomatic relations, according to local media accounts from the time.
:lmao never knew this
Are all illegitimate Presidents beholden to Putin?
Blake
03-20-2017, 01:57 PM
I would guess that the cost to recover the jersey was probably pretty close to the value of the jersey at auction.
They need some dude at the head of the FBI that has a "who gives a fuck" stamp.
Agent: "hey boss...Tom Brady's jersey was stolen"
Boss: "who gives a fuck"
Seriously...we're spending money for this shit? A fucking jersey.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-nfl-superbowl-brady-idUSKBN16R1MQ
Yeah I concur. Ridiculously stupid waste of tax money and resources
Where was the FBI when my daughter had her 700 dollar iPhone stolen
SpursforSix
03-20-2017, 02:04 PM
Yeah I concur. Ridiculously stupid waste of tax money and resources
Where was the FBI when my daughter had her 700 dollar iPhone stolen
I was actually going to mention something like that. You get your Iphone stolen with all your info and bank accounts etc. But you tell that to the cops and they'll say you should have kept up with it better. Meanwhile, someone steals a shirt from a multi multi millionaire and the feds are on it. And now, they'll give Brady back his $500,000 jersey. And he's just going to pass it down anyway. To his heirs that are already going to be incredible wealthy.
Brady needs to man up and cover that damn FBI bill.
monosylab1k
03-20-2017, 02:10 PM
I was actually going to mention something like that. You get your Iphone stolen with all your info and bank accounts etc. But you tell that to the cops and they'll say you should have kept up with it better. Meanwhile, someone steals a shirt from a multi multi millionaire and the feds are on it. And now, they'll give Brady back his $500,000 jersey. And he's just going to pass it down anyway. To his heirs that are already going to be incredible wealthy.
Brady needs to man up and cover that damn FBI bill.
No, the state of Texas does. All Brady did was report a stolen item. He didn't ask for FBI involvement. Texas officials were the ones who wanted whip their 12 inch "Don't Mess With Texas" cocks out to prove a point, they made a big deal about sending Texas Rangers and national investigators to solve this crime.
SpursforSix
03-20-2017, 02:20 PM
No, the state of Texas does. All Brady did was report a stolen item. He didn't ask for FBI involvement. Texas officials were the ones who wanted whip their 12 inch "Don't Mess With Texas" cocks out to prove a point, they made a big deal about sending Texas Rangers and national investigators to solve this crime.
Fair enough. But it doesn't invalidate the point that a shitload of money was wasted because Brady didn't keep up with his shit...which was a shirt. But yeah...maybe I'm misplaced blaming Brady.
monosylab1k
03-20-2017, 02:22 PM
Fair enough. But it doesn't invalidate the point that a shitload of money was wasted because Brady didn't keep up with his shit...which was a shirt. But yeah...maybe I'm misplaced blaming Brady.
He stuck his jersey in his bag at his locker. He's busy celebrating with his teammates and doing media interviews. It's not on him that someone went into his locker and took it out of his bag. That's on the locker room security guards.
SpursforSix
03-20-2017, 02:26 PM
He stuck his jersey in his bag at his locker. He's busy celebrating with his teammates and doing media interviews. It's not on him that someone went into his locker and took it out of his bag. That's on the locker room security guards.
Tough shit. People get stuff stolen all the time from bags, lockers, homes, etc. Boo hoo that his illusion of security was violated. If I had a shirt stolen from my locker at the gym, I would never take the time to report it. And if I'd had, I'd have no confidence that anyone would spend any time looking for it.
SpursforSix
03-20-2017, 02:29 PM
me: "hey...my pair of jeans...the ones I wore when I picked up Fionna Applesnatch...someone stole them from my locker"
cops: "so?"
monosylab1k
03-20-2017, 02:46 PM
Tough shit. People get stuff stolen all the time from bags, lockers, homes, etc. Boo hoo that his illusion of security was violated. If I had a shirt stolen from my locker at the gym, I would never take the time to report it. And if I'd had, I'd have no confidence that anyone would spend any time looking for it.
Neither did Brady. He literally goes "hey my jersey's missing.....well if you see it on ebay let me know" then laughed and never gave another fuck about it. It wasn't until Texas officials got on the news talking their "DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS" bullshit that the investigation got so out of hand.
SpursforSix
03-20-2017, 02:50 PM
Neither did Brady. He literally goes "hey my jersey's missing.....well if you see it on ebay let me know" then laughed and never gave another fuck about it.
That's not the story I heard. I heard he made a pretty big deal about it and was panicked.
monosylab1k
03-20-2017, 03:11 PM
That's not the story I heard. I heard he made a pretty big deal about it and was panicked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB0mwgLSiCw
:lmao he looks so panicked :cry laughing and making jokes to hide his panic
Spurminator
03-20-2017, 03:20 PM
Not really on Brady, tbh. Apparently this guy has stolen several game-worn jerseys.
SpursforSix
03-20-2017, 03:37 PM
:lmao he looks so panicked :cry laughing and making jokes to hide his panic
Feb. 5, 2017 - Patriots win Super Bowl LI; Brady’s jersey goes missing again
Brady and the Patriots executed a dramatic comeback win over the Atlanta Falcons, taking a Super Bowl to overtime for the first time in NFL history. After the game, Brady discovered that his jersey was missing (http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2017/2/6/14519180/tom-brady-super-bowl-jersey-stolen-patriots-falcons). He appeared to be “flustered” and immediately enlisted help from team equipment managers and security personnel.
Brady thought his jersey had been taken by someone from his locker. The all-star QB immediately began to panic, looking around frantically and calling in team security and equipment staffers to help him look for his prized possession. “It was right here. I know exactly where I put it,” he said. After several minutes digging through bags, he added, “This is not good. It was right here and now I don’t have it. Not good.”
monosylab1k
03-20-2017, 03:41 PM
FAKE NEWS
Blake
03-20-2017, 03:42 PM
He stuck his jersey in his bag at his locker. He's busy celebrating with his teammates and doing media interviews. It's not on him that someone went into his locker and took it out of his bag. That's on the locker room security guards.
It should be on him tho. Who would leave a duffle bag full with 500k cash lying unsecured in a locker room?
If he wanted it back, he should have had to pay his own bounty hunters to track it down
SpursforSix
03-20-2017, 03:42 PM
:depressedwhere's ma jersey:cry
:cryit's gone:(
:jack
Blake
03-20-2017, 03:45 PM
Neither did Brady. He literally goes "hey my jersey's missing.....well if you see it on ebay let me know" then laughed and never gave another fuck about it. It wasn't until Texas officials got on the news talking their "DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS" bullshit that the investigation got so out of hand.
Yeah just more proof Texas is stupid.
I can't imagine how bad things would be if we ever became our own state.
Matthew McConaghy would be our fucking president
:lmao never knew this
Are all illegitimate Presidents beholden to Putin?
Take one fucking guess who Donald Trump's favorite sports team and owner is? :lol
https://fortunedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/ap_152876647846.jpg
As the story goes, Kraft handed the diamond-studded ring to Putin as a bit of show and tell. “I could kill someone with this ring,” Putin reportedly said as he fitted it on his finger. When Kraft held out his hand to get it back, Putin, surrounded by KGB agents, wordlessly slipped the ring into his pocket.
http://fortune.com/2017/02/06/patriots-owner-kraft-putin-ring/
I'm actually not convinced Putin knowingly "stole" the ring. I think so many under the table type gifts are given in Russia that he may have genuinely thought it was a "gift". It would be hysterical if SNL somehow integrated this into one of their skits... I can just see Putin walking onto the set with his shirt off and Kraft's superbowl ring on. :lol
baseline bum
03-20-2017, 09:40 PM
It would be hysterical if SNL somehow integrated this into one of their skits... I can just see Putin walking onto the set with his shirt off and Kraft's superbowl ring on. :lol
:lmao
The shirt is worth half a million dollars. It's a national embarrassment to have it stolen right in front of their noses and no doubt the Patriots and the NFL funded private investigation into it.
It should be on him tho. Who would leave a duffle bag full with 500k cash lying unsecured in a locker room?
If he wanted it back, he should have had to pay his own bounty hunters to track it down
"unsecured" followed by "in a locker room"
I suppose the Spurs lock up all their belongings before they leave the locker room. No? Oh maybe that's because the locker room is guarded and you have to have credentials to enter.
You've laid some real turds lately.
Blake
03-21-2017, 12:01 PM
"unsecured" followed by "in a locker room"
I suppose the Spurs lock up all their belongings before they leave the locker room. No? Oh maybe that's because the locker room is guarded and you have to have credentials to enter.
You've laid some real turds lately.
I suppose the Spurs leave items worth 500k lying around in the locker room. No? Probably because they don't.
I suppose the guarded locker room worked out good for Brady. No? Oh maybe that's because it didn't, not once but twice.
We'll have to agree to disagree on who is laying turds
The jersey didnt cost 500K. He could sell his turd for 1K. Should it be locked up? Why didn't he have police escort to and from game?
Blake
03-21-2017, 12:42 PM
He should have done a better job of securing it if he cared that much. That's about it. I hate that tax dollars were used in finding it.
I'm gonna avoid stepping in your hypothetical turds thx.
Splits
03-21-2017, 01:41 PM
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He should have done a better job of securing it if he cared that much. That's about it. I hate that tax dollars were used in finding it.
I'm gonna avoid stepping in your hypothetical turds thx.
He gave it to a league employee. He followed protocol. Had he put it in a site safe and the manager of the place taken it, would you say he didn't secure it well enough? Dude just won the Superbowl in the most GOAT fashion ever, and you expect him to be worried about his jersey? That's what team employees and security is for.
You're an idiot.
monosylab1k
03-21-2017, 02:33 PM
He should have done a better job of securing it if he cared that much. That's about it. I hate that tax dollars were used in finding it.
I'm gonna avoid stepping in your hypothetical turds thx.
He barely cares at all. He cared enough to tell someone it was missing, then make a joke about it, and then just celebrated his win. Two years ago, his SB49 jersey was stolen and there wasn't a peep about it in the media, because the Arizona law enforcement didn't put on a dog and pony show about finding the thief. The waste of taxpayer money is 100% on the Texas officials who made such a big deal of it.
Blake
03-21-2017, 02:42 PM
He gave it to a league employee. He followed protocol. Had he put it in a site safe and the manager of the place taken it, would you say he didn't secure it well enough? Dude just won the Superbowl in the most GOAT fashion ever, and you expect him to be worried about his jersey? That's what team employees and security is for.
You're an idiot.
Lol protocol. You're missing the point.
I don't give a shit how he handles it, only that it's on him to handle it. If he doesn't care, I don't care. If he does care, I still don't care.
Don't spend tax dollar finding it. That's it. You're trying too hard to find turds that just aren't there.
Blake
03-21-2017, 02:43 PM
He barely cares at all. He cared enough to tell someone it was missing, then make a joke about it, and then just celebrated his win. Two years ago, his SB49 jersey was stolen and there wasn't a peep about it in the media, because the Arizona law enforcement didn't put on a dog and pony show about finding the thief. The waste of taxpayer money is 100% on the Texas officials who made such a big deal of it.
I concur 100%. I just don't agree that it's on the locker room security team.
Blake
03-21-2017, 02:51 PM
He gave it to a league employee. He followed protocol.
You're an idiot.
Brady looked flustered as he searched his locker area at NRG Stadium but was unable to locate the game-worn jersey that he donned in leading the Patriots to a 34-28 overtime victory.
“It was right here. I know exactly where I put it,” Brady said as he called the security staff and team equipment managers to assist in the search.
Oh look. A turd.
Oh look. A turd.
There's video of him handing it to a NFL/team employee. He later put it in a duffel bag in the locker room that requires a color coded pass, is protected full time by security and was full of other players and coaches.
He made a reasonable effort to secure the jersey. Any rational person would know that. You're still hurting. It's ok.
I concur 100%. I just don't agree that it's on the locker room security team.
No one said it was. You seem to think that rationality doesn't include thinking a secure location like that is adequate protection for a shirt. However security is responsible for checking passes, and they didn't.
Blake
03-22-2017, 08:22 AM
I concur 100%. I just don't agree that it's on the locker room security team.
No one said it was.
Wait for it......
It's not on him that someone went into his locker and took it out of his bag. That's on the locker room security guards.
Blake
03-22-2017, 08:29 AM
No one said it was. You seem to think that rationality doesn't include thinking a secure location like that is adequate protection for a shirt. However security is responsible for checking passes, and they didn't.
Then let Brady sue security for failing to protect a shirt in a bag and see how that goes. Frankly, I don't give a shit about that.
All I really give a shit about is tax dollar being used on the hunt for a shirt
MultiTroll
03-22-2017, 09:07 AM
Then let Brady sue security for failing to protect a shirt in a bag and see how that goes. Frankly, I don't give a shit about that.
All I really give a shit about is tax dollar being used on the hunt for a shirt
Exactly.
What real crimes and criminals were let go while Giselles uniform stealer was being hunted. :rolleyes
Then let Brady sue security for failing to protect a shirt in a bag and see how that goes. Frankly, I don't give a shit about that.
All I really give a shit about is tax dollar being used on the hunt for a shirt
You act like it was a manhunt. They looked at the video and there he was. After that, they just went through the steps required to let him know they knew, and that was that.
Blake
03-22-2017, 09:55 AM
You act like it was a manhunt. They looked at the video and there he was. After that, they just went through the steps required to let him know they knew, and that was that.
Except for the part where the FBI went to Mexico to get the shirt.
Acevedo said police received a tip from an informant in Houston that led investigators to Mexico. In conjunction with FBI and Mexican authorities, they went to the suspect's known address and found the two jerseys.
Your turd count in this thread alone is impressive.
Except for the part where the FBI went to Mexico to get the shirt.
Because they have to get involved in international crimes, jurisdiction and all. I know that doesn't make sense to you. Would be the same for a high profile 500K dollar painting if the whereabouts were known. The FBI did not hunt him down.
Your turd count in this thread alone is impressive.
Keep trying to float that turd schtick. It hasn't worked yet.
Blake
03-22-2017, 10:18 AM
Because they have to get involved in international crimes, jurisdiction and all. I know that doesn't make sense to you. Would be the same for a high profile 500K dollar painting if the whereabouts were known. The FBI did not hunt him down.
Yeah actually the FBI did hunt him down. Unless you're gonna spin the definition of "hunt" somehow.
And fuck high profile paintings getting stolen too. I don't mind spending money/time prosecuting the thieves. I just don't like spending money on recovery of the items.
Keep trying to float that turd schtick. It hasn't worked yet.
You brought up turd posts, not me, so i decided to keep score. You're losing badly.
Chucho
03-22-2017, 10:28 AM
me: "hey...my pair of jeans...the ones I wore when I picked up Fionna Applesnatch...someone stole them from my locker"
cops: "so?"
Fionna Apple is sooooooo skinny she doesn't even have a snatch. Liar.
Chucho
03-22-2017, 10:36 AM
And yes, this is indeed a farce. The Lindbergh baby this wasn't, but in today's world, 5 SBs is Earth-shattering to most.
Yeah actually the FBI did hunt him down. Unless you're gonna spin the definition of "hunt" somehow.
And fuck high profile paintings getting stolen too. I don't mind spending money/time prosecuting the thieves. I just don't like spending money on recovery of the items.
You brought up turd posts, not me, so i decided to keep score. You're losing badly.
The FBI doesn't get involved until it's determined to be an international or crossing state lines affair. Without a suspect, how is that possible?
Oh that's right, the NFL security team found the suspect and notified the FBI.
Some manhunt. They knew the dude's name and where he lived, they just had to alert the Mexican authorities who carried out the search.
How to you prosecute thieves without finding them? If the merchandise was yours, you'd want it found. It was found with the guy.
You're still an idiot. Try harder.
I touch on something and let it go. You latch onto it and try to make a shtick of it. Like Dale (RIP), I am a trend setter, I set trends.
Tough shit. People get stuff stolen all the time from bags, lockers, homes, etc. Boo hoo that his illusion of security was violated. If I had a shirt stolen from my locker at the gym, I would never take the time to report it. And if I'd had, I'd have no confidence that anyone would spend any time looking for it.
me: "hey...my pair of jeans...the ones I wore when I picked up Fionna Applesnatch...someone stole them from my locker"
cops: "so?"
Pretty sure no one wants your pants or your shirt. If they were stolen and the value was assessed at half a million, the FBI would get involved if the crime crossed state lines. It wasn't that big a deal (previous articles were not traced) until the value assessment was made.
Blake
03-22-2017, 04:30 PM
The FBI doesn't get involved until it's determined to be an international or crossing state lines affair. Without a suspect, how is that possible?
Oh that's right, the NFL security team found the suspect and notified the FBI.
Some manhunt. They knew the dude's name and where he lived, they just had to alert the Mexican authorities who carried out the search.
How to you prosecute thieves without finding them? If the merchandise was yours, you'd want it found. It was found with the guy.
You're still an idiot. Try harder.
I touch on something and let it go. You latch onto it and try to make a shtick of it. Like Dale (RIP), I am a trend setter, I set trends.
The FBI went to Mexico to find a dude because he stole a shirt. It's stupid. You're stupid.
Lol "if the merch was mine I'd want it too." No shit.
Post another wall of turd. That'll teach me.
The FBI went to Mexico to find a dude because he stole a shirt. It's stupid. You're stupid.
Lol "if the merch was mine I'd want it too." No shit.
Post another wall of turd. That'll teach me.
FBI was involved because a 500,000 dollar stolen item left the country. If it was a diamond or painting or a car, you'd have no problem with it.
You have a long record of senseless histrionics and poor life choices. Turds are right up your alley. Maybe you could find another freedom violating license plate.
monosylab1k
03-22-2017, 11:43 PM
For the record, I was only here to semen shield Brady, though everyone probably already knew that.
SpursforSix
03-23-2017, 06:55 AM
Fionna Apple is sooooooo skinny she doesn't even have a snatch. Liar.
Or...is she so skinny that snatch is all she has? Hmmmm.
Blake
03-23-2017, 08:31 AM
FBI was involved because a 500,000 dollar stolen item left the country. If it was a diamond or painting or a car, you'd have no problem with it.
You have a long record of senseless histrionics and poor life choices. Turds are right up your alley. Maybe you could find another freedom violating license plate.
Yeah, I already noted that I'd have a problem with paintings. I'd have a problem with the FBI going after Tom's 500k car too.
That 2nd paragraph is a sad mess. It's a 4am drunk wet turd.
Yeah, I already noted that I'd have a problem with paintings. I'd have a problem with the FBI going after Tom's 500k car too.
That 2nd paragraph is a sad mess. It's a 4am drunk wet turd.
Sounds like you have a lot of problems. You have a problem with license plates, a problem with every religion, you have a problem with jerseys and paintings. You're just a sour old bastard aren't you. I don't blame you I know what happened.
You don't seem to understand how the FBI works. You think they're only supposed to go after missing children or something?
Blake
03-23-2017, 04:50 PM
Now you're in desperation ad hominem turd mode. Just awful.
I understand how the FBI works but don't like this particular policy of going to Mexico over a stolen shirt.
The scoreboard is already off. I'm about to invoke mercy rule.
Now you're in desperation ad hominem turd mode. Just awful.
I understand how the FBI works but don't like this particular policy of going to Mexico over a stolen shirt.
The scoreboard is already off. I'm about to invoke mercy rule.
Ad hom turd meltdown scoreboard blah blah blah unfair freedom repression.
There. I just summed up your entire posting history.
You should have asked Leroy to invoke some mercy tbh.
Blake
03-23-2017, 05:31 PM
Ad hom turd meltdown scoreboard blah blah blah unfair freedom repression.
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