Twin Peaks..........WTH??

[lebomb]

Went for lunch with my wife this past weekend. Since when did the waitresses start wearing lingerie? Two months ago they word tight khaki shorts and half unbuttoned tops. They had on panties (half the ass out) and bras. Im not complaining :claw just saying. My wife asked if I was looking at the hoes. Of course I did the proper thing and said NO. :hat

[RGMCSE]

Went for lunch with my wife this past weekend. Since when did the waitresses start wearing lingerie? Two months ago they word tight khaki shorts and half unbuttoned tops. They had on panties (half the ass out) and bras. Im not complaining :claw just saying. My wife asked if I was looking at the hoes. Of course I did the proper thing and said NO. :hat

Oh, you got one of them jealous mejicana's? Hell naw! I'm glad I don't have worry about that shit.

[lebomb]

Oh, you got one of them jealous mejicana's? Hell naw! I'm glad I don't have worry about that shit.

Stay on subject nigga. LOL

She isnt jealous at all. Hell we stayed at this apparent strip club and ate anyhow. She was just testin a brutha. I passed :claw

[RGMCSE]

Stay on subject nigga. LOL

She isnt jealous at all. Hell we stayed at this apparent strip club and ate anyhow. She was just testin a brutha. I passed :claw

In my book you lost like a motha fucka. Dog you got one of them Django chains around yo neck. You're girl got you whipped so hard you starting threads critizing twin peaks ho's just to go back and show you're girl. Like "see babe"

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Wait... OP, you're a black man married to a Mexican woman? That never works out for the poor guy :lol

[Trill Clinton]

Which one did yall go to?

[JMarkJohns]

I'm so disappointed this thread isn't about the TV show.

[lebomb]

Which one did yall go to?

IH-10 and DeZavala

[hehateme]

Bruh, you in one of those dom/sub relationships and we already know who the dom is. Won't be long until she makes you pull a Blake and you get cucked by a white bull.

[Trill Clinton]

Oh okay, I've only been to the one by Northstar. I'm going to have to checc out the DeZavala location.

[RGMCSE]

Bruh, you in one of those dom/sub relationships and we already know who the dom is. Won't be long until she makes you pull a Blake and you get cucked by a white bull.

That jefita probably kept her hand firmly on his grapenuts the whole time they ate. I wonder how many blood vessels homeboy popped straining from looking at all the lovely putas at peaks. Jefita probably has perfect peripheral vision and was keeping tabs on how hard Lebomb struggled not to look. I wouldn't doubt her starting a fight the minute they got home as she cooks 50 tortillas on the comal. "Vas a pagar carbon!!"

[I. Hustle]

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[lebomb]

Yall mufukas are so funny :rolleyes Yall know Im dat nigga, I runs this shit!! When I say jump, she betta move, what I say goes nigga!!! Aww shit, here she comes, gotta go!!! :yield

[RGMCSE]

Yall mufukas are so funny :rolleyes Yall know Im dat nigga, I runs this shit!! When I say jump, she betta move, what I say goes nigga!!! Aww shit, here she comes, gotta go!!! :yield



Lebomb be like " this is a baaaaaad house"!!!!!!

[Chris]

The Dad did it.

[ColinB]

They do lingerie weeks once in awhile.

[I. Hustle]

We always go to Tilted Kilt. I like it because the chicks are never really that hot so I don't have that issue with the wifey watching me.
There are only like a couple of hot chicks there at a time and the rest are uuurrrrggggggllllleeeeeeeeeeeee. Our server this last time looked like she had braces but it was like plaque or rot.

[IronMexican]

You got one of those jealous Mexicans that will kill you? I had one too.

[DJR210]

So your chick agreed to eat at a place that had a woman in lingerie serving her, but had the audacity to imply you're not allowed to look??

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Thought this was about the lynch show.

I heard those sluts bang for coke

[pgardn]

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Perfection.

[DMC]

Don't take your wife to a strip center to eat.

[DPG21920]

Dude - I will literally never understand guys who take girls to places like Hooters or Twin Peaks? I mean, not only is it stupid and cheap, but how lame is that?

Seriously - step your game up and go somewhere else. One of the most ridiculous things guys do I swear.

[monosylab1k]

Dude - I will literally never understand guys who take girls to places like Hooters or Twin Peaks? I mean, not only is it stupid and cheap, but how lame is that?

Seriously - step your game up and go somewhere else. One of the most ridiculous things guys do I swear.

:tu just in general, those places are corny as hell. If you're like 18-28 and bro'ing it up with your bros, then I get the reasons to go to those restaurants. I've been plenty of times, but once you're a grown ass man how is there any appeal? If you're so obsessed with tits that you can't make it through lunch without em, then just go to a strip club. And yeah, taking a girl there is basically telling her you're a man-baby.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

:tu just in general, those places are corny as hell. If you're like 18-28 and bro'ing it up with your bros, then I get the reasons to go to those restaurants. I've been plenty of times, but once you're a grown ass man how is there any appeal? If you're so obsessed with tits that you can't make it through lunch without em, then just go to a strip club. And yeah, taking a girl there is basically telling her you're a man-baby.

The main purpose for me to go to Twin Peaks, Tight Ends, and TopGolf last fall was to watch the NFL games because there was no TV and no cable in the rooming house I was staying in. And meet a few cool guys to high five whenever the Cowboys would make a great play/win a game, during the long winning streak this past year.

[lebomb]

Dude - I will literally never understand guys who take girls to places like Hooters or Twin Peaks? I mean, not only is it stupid and cheap, but how lame is that?

Seriously - step your game up and go somewhere else. One of the most ridiculous things guys do I swear.

We were looking for a sports bar close to the crib, and most were empty when we were out. We stopped at Twin Peaks because it looked half way lively from the parking lot. We didnt see the strippers till we went inside. My wife doesnt really care if I look at hoes are not. She was just screwing with me. Hell, Ive been to strip clubs with her in the past. No biggie. Im just surprised the girls wore lingerie at a place where families and kids eat at. There were several young boys that were like :wow that day.

Its all good :claw

[Trill Clinton]

We were looking for a sports bar close to the crib, and most were empty when we were out. We stopped at Twin Peaks because it looked half way lively from the parking lot. We didnt see the strippers till we went inside. My wife doesnt really care if I look at hoes are not. She was just screwing with me. Hell, Ive been to strip clubs with her in the past. No biggie. Im just surprised the girls wore lingerie at a place where families and kids eat at. There were several young boys that were like :wow that day.

Its all good :claw

You don't have to explain yourself family. As long as you and ya girl enjoyed yourselves is all that matters.

[I. Hustle]

Dude - I will literally never understand guys who take girls to places like Hooters or Twin Peaks? I mean, not only is it stupid and cheap, but how lame is that?

Seriously - step your game up and go somewhere else. One of the most ridiculous things guys do I swear.


:tu just in general, those places are corny as hell. If you're like 18-28 and bro'ing it up with your bros, then I get the reasons to go to those restaurants. I've been plenty of times, but once you're a grown ass man how is there any appeal? If you're so obsessed with tits that you can't make it through lunch without em, then just go to a strip club. And yeah, taking a girl there is basically telling her you're a man-baby.

I disagree. I actually like some of the food at Tilted Kilt and so does my wife. Not to mention most of those places have a million TVs and serve cold ass beer. Their beer selections are getting better and better too.

[I. Hustle]

Plus, if you are going for lunch, you really aren't getting that much of a show.

[lebomb]

You don't have to explain yourself family. As long as you and ya girl enjoyed yourselves is all that matters.

Yeah I know better than to try explain to these Club'ers.

Try the hand breaded Korean spiced wings. Damn good!!

[unleashbaynes]

Went to one of these places recently, it was called Bombshells. Bitches were meh but the food was randomly pretty solid.

My problem with these places is that the bitches tend to expect a nice tip just because they happen to be showing a little skin, so the service usually sucks ass. I don't tip shitty service.

[DPG21920]

I disagree. I actually like some of the food at Tilted Kilt and so does my wife. Not to mention most of those places have a million TVs and serve cold ass beer. Their beer selections are getting better and better too.

So what if you "actually like some of the food" there are plenty of other places where you know you like the food and don't have to put your girl in a lame situation. Everywhere has cold beer. Many places have TVs. Plenty of places have great beer selections as well.

I am a huge beer and food fan and I have never felt the need to take a girl to a Twin Peaks like place. It's lame as hell IMO and I truly can't fathom why guys take girls there. Sure, if you want to go with some guy friends, I get it. Going with your girl is just so lame on so many damn levels.

[SpursforSix]

So what if you "actually like some of the food" there are plenty of other places where you know you like the food and don't have to put your girl in a lame situation. Everywhere has cold beer. Many places have TVs. Plenty of places have great beer selections as well.

I am a huge beer and food fan and I have never felt the need to take a girl to a Twin Peaks like place. It's lame as hell IMO and I truly can't fathom why guys take girls there. Sure, if you want to go with some guy friends, I get it. Going with your girl is just so lame on so many damn levels.

I always figured if a chick is going to dress like a whore for tips, she's not going to give a shit if some pubes or a tampon fall into your meal.

[Xevious]

I always figured if a chick is going to dress like a whore for tips, she's not going to give a shit if some pubes or a tampon fall into your meal.

I went to this all-nude strip club a long long time ago that served food, but I couldn't get myself to order anything because the chicks weren't wearing hairnets. :lol

Plus seeing tampon strings kills the appetite.

[SpursforSix]

I went to this all-nude strip club a long long time ago that served food, but I couldn't get myself to order anything because the chicks weren't wearing hairnets. :lol

Plus seeing tampon strings kills the appetite.

I believe it. The string drags through various sauces and all of a sudden, you have a trail of ranch dressing on your steak. Yuck!

[SpursforSix]

I went to this all-nude strip club a long long time ago that served food, but I couldn't get myself to order anything because the chicks weren't wearing hairnets. :lol

Plus seeing tampon strings kills the appetite.

Was that shit in Longview by chance?

[I. Hustle]

So what if you "actually like some of the food" there are plenty of other places where you know you like the food and don't have to put your girl in a lame situation. Everywhere has cold beer. Many places have TVs. Plenty of places have great beer selections as well.

I am a huge beer and food fan and I have never felt the need to take a girl to a Twin Peaks like place. It's lame as hell IMO and I truly can't fathom why guys take girls there. Sure, if you want to go with some guy friends, I get it. Going with your girl is just so lame on so many damn levels.

There is no "need" to go there. LMAO
It is close to home and better than the alternatives of equal distance. Red Robin, Chili's, Pei Wei etc. If a guy "needs" to go to those places with or without a girl then he needs help.

[DJR210]

Be sure to take your wife to Sugars for a romantic steak and fries lunch some time OP

[rjv]

Be sure to take your wife to Sugars for a romantic steak and fries lunch some time OP and crabs.

[DJR210]

and crabs.

Oh nice, steak and crabs now? :tu

[I. Hustle]

Be sure to take your wife to Sugars for a romantic steak and fries lunch some time OP

Why does it have to be romantic? LMAO

How lame are you guys that you think that every time a married couple goes out to dinner it has to be some kind of romantic evening? If I want to take my wife to a romantic place then of course I am not taking her there. That's just stupid. I'm also not going to Chili's or Outback or some other lame ass place either.

[DPG21920]

:lmao hating on Chili's (which is whack) but defending Hooters or Twin Peaks like it's some step up

"But but but their Coors light is served like a slushy!"

[I. Hustle]

:lmao hating on Chili's (which is whack) but defending Hooters or Twin Peaks like it's some step up

"But but but their Coors light is served like a slushy!"

Who said it was a step up? Is you be illiterate? I said it was closer and that NONE of those qualify as a "romantic" restaurant.
If I am going to watch a game someplace though, who has more screens to watch it on? Hooters or Chili's? Also, who the hell drinks Coors lite?

How sad is your life that any of those places qualify as "romantic"? Pretty pathetic

[DPG21920]

Who said it was a step up? Is you be illiterate? I said it was closer and that NONE of those qualify as a "romantic" restaurant.
If I am going to watch a game someplace though, who has more screens to watch it on? Hooters or Chili's? Also, who the hell drinks Coors lite?

How sad is your life that any of those places qualify as "romantic"? Pretty pathetic

You going to the titter place and calling Chili's lame is by default implying that it's better.

[DPG21920]

:lol This guy trying to flip the script because he takes his woman to a titter restaurant :lol

No one said it has to be romantic every time you eat but you're an embarassment of a guy IMVHO if you take your girl to Twin Peaks/Hooters.

[SpursforSix]

What a weird argument. I wonder if Chilis new slogan should be, "our food is slightly better than Hooters and you won't get pubes in your artichoke dip." "At least not that you'll see."

And fuck y'all for hating on Chili's and Outback anyway.

[RGMCSE]

So what if you "actually like some of the food" there are plenty of other places where you know you like the food and don't have to put your girl in a lame situation. Everywhere has cold beer. Many places have TVs. Plenty of places have great beer selections as well.

I am a huge beer and food fan and I have never felt the need to take a girl to a Twin Peaks like place. It's lame as hell IMO and I truly can't fathom why guys take girls there. Sure, if you want to go with some guy friends, I get it. Going with your girl is just so lame on so many damn levels.

Tbh get that stick out ya ass homie. You sound whipped as hell dog. Wow op can you get this fool some help with a battered husband shelter or something. How many times has she hit you?

[DPG21920]

Tbh get that stick out ya ass homie. You sound whipped as hell dog. Wow op can you get this fool some help with a battered husband shelter or something. How many times has she hit you?

Yo homie yo - you so tough dawg. You got yo Bish on a leash mad props homie

[RGMCSE]

Yo homie yo - you so tough dawg. You got yo Bish on a leash mad props homie

Oh shit it's worse than I thought. This might be Blake levels of cuckage too. Look man next time she leaves the house, break through the screen door and run into the arms of the first black man you see and tell him you've been held cucked and battered for years. Everything will be ok I promise.

[DPG21920]

Oh shit it's worse than I thought. This might be Blake levels of cuckage too. Look man next time she leaves the house, break through the screen door and run into the arms of the first black man you see and tell him you've been held cucked and battered for years. Everything will be ok I promise.

^knows a child when I see it. Sad homie.

[DJR210]

Why does it have to be romantic? LMAO

How lame are you guys that you think that every time a married couple goes out to dinner it has to be some kind of romantic evening? If I want to take my wife to a romantic place then of course I am not taking her there. That's just stupid. I'm also not going to Chili's or Outback or some other lame ass place either.

Not the most adept at detecting sarcasm, I see.

[DJR210]

How many times has she hit you?

Pshhh.. That was twice, and I deserved it

[RGMCSE]

Pshhh.. That was twice, and I deserved it

:lmao Was dpg locked in the basement?

[DPG21920]

Fake laughter ^

[RGMCSE]

Fake laughter ^

^ real anger.

[Xevious]

Was that shit in Longview by chance?

Right here in SA. Place got shut down for prostitution iirc.

[I. Hustle]

You going to the titter place and calling Chili's lame is by default implying that it's better.

I called it lame as a "romantic" restaurant. In those cases, all of the above mentioned restaurants are lame.

[I. Hustle]

:lol This guy trying to flip the script because he takes his woman to a titter restaurant :lol

No one said it has to be romantic every time you eat but you're an embarassment of a guy IMVHO if you take your girl to Twin Peaks/Hooters.

LMAO That is hilarious. How sad and pathetic is your life that you can't go to one of those places without being able to control yourself around those women? If you can't take your women there she is either fat, ugly, got you on a leash or all of the above.

[I. Hustle]

What a weird argument. I wonder if Chilis new slogan should be, "our food is slightly better than Hooters and you won't get pubes in your artichoke dip." "At least not that you'll see."

And fuck y'all for hating on Chili's and Outback anyway.

Bullshit! I've had many of pubes mixed in my blooming onions at Outback. The down undah special.

[DPG21920]

LMAO That is hilarious. How sad and pathetic is your life that you can't go to one of those places without being able to control yourself around those women? If you can't take your women there she is either fat, ugly, got you on a leash or all of the above.

What? What kind of middle school logic is this? If you can't take your woman to a shitty breasturant it's "US" who has the problem? K.

[lebomb]

Damn, yall just like to debate everything. :lol A niggra was just pointing out the he never saw the wait staff at Twin Peaks wear lingerie before. The wife was just teasin me about lookin, how could a niggra not look? She could give to shits about them hoes.

[DPG21920]

Damn, yall just like to debate everything. :lol A niggra was just pointing out the he never saw the wait staff at Twin Peaks wear lingerie before. The wife was just teasin me about lookin, how could a niggra not look? She could give to shits about them hoes.

You seem like a good dude. My comments were just more high level about this type of thing you see vs you. I'm not saying every woman cares or that yours secretly resents you :lol

I'm just saying, high level, I personally don't understand why anyone would even do this regardless of whether or not your woman actually cares.

[lebomb]

You seem like a good dude. My comments were just more high level about this type of thing you see vs you. I'm not saying every woman cares or that yours secretly resents you :lol

I'm just saying, high level, I personally don't understand why anyone would even do this regardless of whether or not your woman actually cares.

Well its a sportbar with decent food and a lot of TVs. Nothing wrong with nice looking waitresses. Eye candy is all good. Lingerie during the day on a weekend though?

[SpursforSix]

Well its a sportbar with decent food and a lot of TVs. Nothing wrong with nice looking waitresses. Eye candy is all good. Lingerie during the day on a weekend though?

Listen...Jack Reacher was a big guy. Got it? And you think that Tom Cruise who checks in at about 4'8"???? YOU SHOOT SICK PEDOS IN THE HEAD. that's what you do. FUCKER!

Me: Hey Judy...that lebomb at Spurstalk can't even name the top 10 sprinters from Nevada.
Judy: what's Spurstalk?
Me: YOU THINK THEY LET 12 yeawr OLds work the bar??? THey didn't tell us anything
Judy: oh...
Me: You think you'd just stay on the ship?

BG8y0rRYjEI

[DMC]

I disagree. I actually like some of the food at Tilted Kilt and so does my wife. Not to mention most of those places have a million TVs and serve cold ass beer. Their beer selections are getting better and better too.

They are shitholes with horrible hygiene. Ignore the police snipers on the roof.

[I. Hustle]

Damn, yall just like to debate everything. :lol A niggra was just pointing out the he never saw the wait staff at Twin Peaks wear lingerie before. The wife was just teasin me about lookin, how could a niggra not look? She could give to shits about them hoes.

Yeah I just like to argue. Oh and call people's wives ugly and fat. I honestly don't care if people go or not.

[johnsmith]

:tu just in general, those places are corny as hell. If you're like 18-28 and bro'ing it up with your bros, then I get the reasons to go to those restaurants. I've been plenty of times, but once you're a grown ass man how is there any appeal? If you're so obsessed with tits that you can't make it through lunch without em, then just go to a strip club. And yeah, taking a girl there is basically telling her you're a man-baby.

Hooters wings are reason enough....still my favorite.