Confession. I love soccer now.

[midnightpulp]

Abandoning my baseball bros and getting fully on board with the "World's Game."

I mean, no other sport on Earth produces as much unintentionally hilarious shit, from diving, surreal homosexual situations, to rioting over 0-0 ties, to the latest and greatest:

http://oi65.tinypic.com/6t1hfd.jpg
http://oi65.tinypic.com/vxrhc.jpg
http://oi65.tinypic.com/2gso7ig.jpg
http://oi63.tinypic.com/j9pqiu.jpg
http://oi65.tinypic.com/am9m4x.jpg

I "get it" now. Finally. I've become, as Splits once said about watching the game, "enlightened."

[midnightpulp]

Oh, and ClipperNation, I know you got some photoshop ideas for this. BRB, let's see if I can find an exploitable pic.

http://a2.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2016%2F0516%2Fr83740_1296x729_16% 2D9.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/FSdFgHa.jpg

http://upl.stack.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/99853484_crop_650x440-e1360701242501.jpg

http://cdn.pinknews.co.uk/images/2016/04/netflix1_640x345_acf_cropped.jpg

[TheGreatYacht]

Lardball's GOAT, Babe Ruth
http://insidetheparkcollectibles.com/ItemImages/000006/6378a_lg.jpeghttp://insidetheparkcollectibles.com/ItemImages/000006/6378b_lg.jpeg

Porky Pig
http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/porkysingle01.jpghttp://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/porkysingle02.jpg

[TheGreatYacht]

Honestly couldn't find a more American pic than this

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/49887a5e24e2ba74d8a7cc1b6c0c9b904cfb06bd/c=25-29-2001-1513&r=x513&c=680x510/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2014/04/24//1398348071002-ronald042414-003.jpg

[midnightpulp]

http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/58dbbe23dd0895ef628b4700-1190-625/a-peculiar-statue-of-cristiano-ronaldo-is-being-mercilessly-mocked-on-social-media.jpg
http://www.myiportfolio.net/blogs/blog449/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Untitled.png

:lol

[midnightpulp]

Couldn't find a more European pic than this:

http://nammi.is/media/catalog/product/cache/5/thumbnail/575x440/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/1/11menoutposter_b_5.jpg

[TheGreatYacht]

I bet possum stew wasn't the only thing these two Americans ate that day

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-umYpl2QO-M0/UX0U3yjsRfI/AAAAAAAAByM/gZbBZHLuVBo/s1600/bballsporno.jpg

[apalisoc_9]

Lardball's GOAT, Babe Ruth
http://insidetheparkcollectibles.com/ItemImages/000006/6378a_lg.jpeghttp://insidetheparkcollectibles.com/ItemImages/000006/6378b_lg.jpeg

Porky Pig
http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/porkysingle01.jpghttp://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/porkysingle02.jpg

:lmao

[apalisoc_9]

Why do baseball players have the worst jawlines. Theyball have 15 year old fatboys Jawlines. :lol

[Brazil]

:lol yeah


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/ed/f9/df/edf9df27732d22dbd6f44ad0339888d1.jpg

http://www.unathleticmag.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny_Baseball_11.jpg


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ac/8a/38/ac8a38c1fea7b64fd78da869df4bc7cd.jpg

[midnightpulp]

Why do baseball players have the worst jawlines. Theyball have 15 year old fatboys Jawlines. :lol

http://img1.izismile.com/img/img2/20090814/bonus//4/ugly_footballers_05.jpg

http://cdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Iain-Dowie.jpg

http://www.beabetterbettor.com/photo-gallery/792x/top-10-ugly-soccer-players.html-2571/1-luke-chadwick-5552.png

Why do a lot of TicTacToe players look inbred?

[midnightpulp]

:lol yeah


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/ed/f9/df/edf9df27732d22dbd6f44ad0339888d1.jpg

http://www.unathleticmag.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny_Baseball_11.jpg


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ac/8a/38/ac8a38c1fea7b64fd78da869df4bc7cd.jpg

You don't want to get into a soccer vs. baseball "gay off," bro. It's a battle you and the TicTacToe crew can't win.

[TheGreatYacht]

Why do baseball players have the worst jawlines. Theyball have 15 year old fatboys Jawlines. :lol
Depends tbh. Some players are obese and have double chins, chubby cheeks, fat faces. Others chew tobacco and get all slack jawed

[Brazil]

You don't want to get into a soccer vs. baseball "gay off," bro. It's a battle you and the TicTacToe crew can't win.

I already won it tbh

[resistanze]

:rollin

[midnightpulp]

I already won it tbh

Yeah :lol

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b6/98/67/b6986700aeb5f918c82ffff5871edbc8.gif
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/bbb.gif?w=320&h=240
https://brightestyoungthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-is-so-gay.jpg

[DMC]

So do you fellas want to watch a sport or fuck the athletes?

[midnightpulp]

So do you fellas want to watch a sport or fuck the athletes?

Soccer fans obviously do.

They're always evaluating the physiques of players. Apa being concerned about jawlines :lol

[DMC]

Apa is a latent homosexual. This is obvious by the dude gazing he does then tries to play it off as a schtick.

[Seventyniner]

http://oi65.tinypic.com/6t1hfd.jpg


Yeah I'd call that a bust.

[DAF86]

That Sidenaldo bust is pretty funny, can't lie. :lol

[midnightpulp]

That Sidenaldo bust is pretty funny, can't lie. :lol

Why is this guy always involved in silly, egotistical shit (guess I answered my own question)? Det bulge :lmao

http://images.latintimes.com/sites/latintimes.com/files/2014/12/22/cristiano-ronaldo-statue.jpg

I've only seen him play like 2 games. I know him more through his clownish, attention whore persona.

[DAF86]

Why is this guy always involved in silly, egotistical shit (guess I answered my own question)? Det bulge :lmao

http://images.latintimes.com/sites/latintimes.com/files/2014/12/22/cristiano-ronaldo-statue.jpg

I've only seen him play like 2 games. I know him more through his clownish, attention whore persona.

Dude has clear pathological problems, tbh.

[TheGreatYacht]

Midget fans shouldn't speak, tbh :lol

His statue in Buenos Aires gets continuously vandalized...

http://www.albawaba.com/sites/default/files/im/Sport/messi_statue.jpg

If a statue of half a man (dwarf) gets cut in half... Does it make it "cut in 1/4ths"?

[Reck]

Why do baseball players have the worst jawlines. Theyball have 15 year old fatboys Jawlines. :lol


Depends tbh. Some players are obese and have double chins, chubby cheeks, fat faces. Others chew tobacco and get all slack jawed


You don't want to get into a soccer vs. baseball "gay off," bro. It's a battle you and the TicTacToe crew can't win.

LOL there you have it.

Men talking about other guy's features like they're on a Ru Paul's contest. :lol

[Brazil]

Yeah :lol



no way you win this
:lol

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e2/d7/4a/e2d74a1b557c2e4847d9c11f6582dbea.jpg

http://www.punjabigraphics.com/images/13/gay-baseball-players.jpg

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/gay-baseball-e1271869257262.jpg

[Reck]

http://mz-mz.net/wp-content/up/2F0F4EEE00000578-0-image-a-39_1449239548756-1.jpg

[DAF86]

Sidenaldo is a closet homsexual. He has two kids... from a rented belly. Nothing screams "pillow bitter" more than that, tbh.

[TheGreatYacht]

Sidenaldo is a closet homsexual. He has two kids... from a rented belly. Nothing screams "pillow bitter" more than that, tbh.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/11/87/40/118740ac7c676594a2c0fadc64d94116.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/13/00/2E642A4300000578-3316210-image-a-9_1447373000988.jpg
http://cdn.unilad.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/crfb.jpg

:lol insecure midget fan. Ronaldo bangs models, Missi evades taxes

[SpursforSix]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ody6eVNKj_M/UGpyPZlzXsI/AAAAAAAACGQ/1_RH6Qvegjc/s1600/Indians-10-1-12-008.jpg

[Chris]

http://i.imgur.com/FSdFgHa.jpg

That's gotta be Ty Cobb. Probably the dirtiest player of all time :lol never seen that pic before.

[Clipper Nation]

Midget fans shouldn't speak, tbh :lol

His statue in Buenos Aires gets continuously vandalized...

http://www.albawaba.com/sites/default/files/im/Sport/messi_statue.jpg

If a statue of half a man (dwarf) gets cut in half... Does it make it "cut in 1/4ths"?
:lmao Just think, that midget twink is the GOAT of soccer.

Third-world kickball: not even once.

[Mikeanaro]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/11/87/40/118740ac7c676594a2c0fadc64d94116.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/13/00/2E642A4300000578-3316210-image-a-9_1447373000988.jpg
http://cdn.unilad.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/crfb.jpg

:lol insecure midget fan. Ronaldo bangs models, Missi evades taxes
But even Missi uses his own dong to make babies like normal people do, and everyone knows CR is a fag he is just waiting ´till retirement to make it official.

[Clipper Nation]

Sidenaldo is a closet homsexual. He has two kids... from a rented belly. Nothing screams "pillow bitter" more than that, tbh.
He plays povertyball for a living, that makes him an out-and-proud faggot.

[lefty]

:lol det Ronaldo troll face

[hater]

Lardball's GOAT, Babe Ruth
http://insidetheparkcollectibles.com/ItemImages/000006/6378a_lg.jpeghttp://insidetheparkcollectibles.com/ItemImages/000006/6378b_lg.jpeg

Porky Pig
http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/porkysingle01.jpghttp://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/porkysingle02.jpg


:lmao

[hater]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/11/87/40/118740ac7c676594a2c0fadc64d94116.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/13/00/2E642A4300000578-3316210-image-a-9_1447373000988.jpg
http://cdn.unilad.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/crfb.jpg

:lol insecure midget fan. Ronaldo bangs models, Missi evades taxes


:lmao the midget :lol

[spurraider21]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HkcDgDcn6c

[dabom]

Lardball's GOAT, Babe Ruth
http://insidetheparkcollectibles.com/ItemImages/000006/6378a_lg.jpeghttp://insidetheparkcollectibles.com/ItemImages/000006/6378b_lg.jpeg

Porky Pig
http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/porkysingle01.jpghttp://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/porkysingle02.jpg

Dude is bigger than porker. :lol

[webshad]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HkcDgDcn6c

ROFL! Can't believe I use to play and watch this shit.