If fatball is physically demanding why do they barely have off days?

[FkLA]

On top of playing 200 games per season they play daily, 5 hour games for months at a time.

Athletes in real sports would literally die if they had to do that, tbh.

[apalisoc_9]

On top of playing 200 games per season they play daily, 5 hour games for months at a time.

Athletes in real sports would literally die if they had to do that, tbh.

It is pretty demanding. I have never seen a sport that is as phyically demanding as baseball when it comes to jawline muscles. The amount of bubblegum chewed and turned into ballon balls in a five hour game is extraordinary.

Have you tried chewing a gum for 5 straight hours? That shit can turn your jaw numb..We're not even counting cracking sunflower seeds for five straight hours. Realisticly, if we add that.. .its by far the most phyisically demanding sport in the world.

[FkLA]

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:lol back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back
:lol 2 days off per month
:lol those off days are used for cross-country travel

[FkLA]

It is pretty demanding. I have never seen a sport that is as phyically demanding as baseball when it comes to jawline muscles. The amount of bubblegum chewed and turned into ballon balls in a five hour game is extraordinary.

Have you tried chewing a gum for 5 straight hours? That shit can turn your jaw numb..We're not even counting cracking sunflower seeds for five straight hours. Realisticly, if we add that.. .its by far the most phyisically demanding sport in the world.

Sitting on those wooden benches for such long hours must take a toll on the asscheeks as well, tbh.

[Robz4000]

Don't forget those ass muscles and shitting positions guys, I know how much floptrot fans like to talk about those.

[Splits]

They should lengthen the season to 324 games. Play a double-header each day instead of just one game.

But keep the 1 game playoff :lol

[hater]

Its the only way to keep the players away from buffet lines tbqh

[unleashbaynes]

Make me mod plz ill delete every one of these fucking stupid threads

[Clipper Nation]

Players get rested plenty during the season. Especially starting pitchers. But baseball players also aren't complete pussies and divas like soccer actresses are. They can handle the physically grueling 162+ game grind.

[hater]

They can handle the physically grueling 162+ game grind.

:lmao getting up to fart or grab a donut every so often for 4 hours = grueling game grind :lol

[lefty]

:lmao getting up to fart or grab a donut every so often for 4 hours = grueling game grind :lol

[djohn2oo8]

All that damn running for 0-0 ties

[DAF86]

Players get rested plenty during the season. Especially starting pitchers. But baseball players also aren't complete pussies and divas like soccer actresses are. They can handle the physically grueling 162+ game grind.

"Physically grueling"

http://www.jasonbagley.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/boring-baseball.png

[RD2191]

"Physically grueling"

http://www.jasonbagley.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/boring-baseball.png

:lmao

[SpursforSix]

On top of playing 200 games per season they play daily, 5 hour games for months at a time.


I think it speaks to the kind of top physical condition they are in.

[Reck]

:lmao

Seriously though, you dont have to know about Baseball to figure out that this sport is based of burst. They're not always running because the game doesn't require you to run up and down a court or stadium all of the times. Baseball is about precision, time and quick reactions.

Anyone who thinks athletes are defined by running up and down a field is a complete retard and I'm sorry for you.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao

Seriously though, you dont have to know about Baseball to figure out that this sport is based of burst. They're not always running because the game doesn't require you to run up and down a court or stadium all of the times. Baseball is about precision, time and quick reactions.

Anyone who thinks athletes are defined by running up and down a field is a complete retard and I'm sorry for you.

:lol Implying that soccer actresses actually run at any point in their games

When they're not flopping or rolling around on the field in faux-agony, they're lightly jogging at best. And even then, they're so out-of-shape that a few minutes of jogging at a time is enough to make them puke their lungs out:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cChOEsIXWIU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpN2NOc-VsA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bENenu1xIoY

[hater]

The only place Fatball players vomit is at the Buffet restrooms after gorging themselves Caligula style :lol

[Reck]

:lol Implying that soccer actresses actually run at any point in their games

When they're not flopping or rolling around on the field in faux-agony, they're lightly jogging at best. And even then, they're so out-of-shape that a few minutes of jogging at a time is enough to make them puke their lungs out:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cChOEsIXWIU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpN2NOc-VsA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bENenu1xIoY

Nobody accused them of being tough. They're delicate flowers.

http://wpmedia.theprovince.com/2016/09/buttspray.gif?w=740&h=416

:lmao I dont even know what the fuck this is. But it sure is gay as fuck.

[313]

:lmao getting up to fart or grab a donut every so often for 4 hours = grueling game grind :lol
:lmao

[Kim Jong-il]

Nobody accused them of being tough. They're delicate flowers.

http://wpmedia.theprovince.com/2016/09/buttspray.gif?w=740&h=416

:lmao I dont even know what the fuck this is. But it sure is gay as fuck.
:lmao holy shit

[Splits]

There is documented, rampant evidence that fatbol players eat fried chicken in the locker room during games, and fill their gatorade cups with beer and drink in the dugout.

During games.

[Clipper Nation]

There is documented, rampant evidence that fatbol players eat fried chicken in the locker room during games, and fill their gatorade cups with beer and drink in the dugout.

During games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWKa_5SUCtk

[Kim Jong-il]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWKa_5SUCtk
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[midnightpulp]

:lol TicTacToeball fans still trying.

Cute.

[resistanze]

:lol

[midnightpulp]

“Athletically and physically, basketball is harder,” said Jordan. “But mentally, this game is a lot harder. You have to deal with disappointment so often.”

- Michael Jordan

I don't take any of the soccer crew's criticism on baseball seriously, since none of them played a variety sports growing up at anything above a backyard level, but Jordan is right. Baseball is tenfold more difficult than basketball or football. I imagine it's harder than soccer too since we have documented evidence of actual fuckin' midgets destroying 12 year old youth soccer players. You will never see that happen in baseball.

:lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCaGcgwnHcw

[hater]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWKa_5SUCtk

:lmao thats the fat lardass Brittish goalie that plays for some huge Brittish team :lol

Apparently the lardass was the backup goalie and as soon as they made an article on his fat ass kn tv, it became a viral shit. And he promised to eat a pie on the bench on the next game :lol

But sadly he was immediately fired :lmao

But that the story of that guy. Howcome the Fatball League has about 90% of their players fatter than that goalie?

:lmao

[hater]

Plus thats the fucking Brittish :lol the. Rits are the most pathetic chockers in Football history :lmao

They are basically the La Clippers of Football. Except way way shittier more like the Ny Knicks :lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao thats the fat lardass Brittish goalie that plays for some huge Brittish team :lol

Apparently the lardass was the backup goalie and as soon as they made an article on his fat ass kn tv, it became a viral shit. And he promised to eat a pie on the bench on the next game :lol

But sadly he was immediately fired :lmao

But that the story of that guy. Howcome the Fatball League has about 90% of their players fatter than that goalie?

:lmao


Plus thats the fucking Brittish :lol the. Rits are the most pathetic chockers in Football history :lmao

They are basically the La Clippers of Football. Except way way shittier more like the Ny Knicks :lol

:lol These rationalizations

:cry "But, but, it's okay when soccer does it!" :cry

Face it, soccer IS fatball. That goalie is the face of your "sport."

[hater]

That goalie is an aberration Tbh

Plus I dont even watch Soccer :lol love the sport but hate FIFA its a damn scam. Why you think the FIFA bosses were about to go yo jail. They paid their way out. Its a mafia

Still all
That doesnt change the fact that the MLB is a showcase for some of the biggest pig men in sports history :lol

[Clipper Nation]

That goalie is an aberration Tbh

Nope. Fat or skinnyfat is the norm in povertyball.

[hater]

Nope. Fat or skinnyfat is the norm in povertyball.

And pigskin or lardskin is the norm in Fatball

[apalisoc_9]

That goalie is an aberration Tbh

Plus I dont even watch Soccer :lol love the sport but hate FIFA its a damn scam. Why you think the FIFA bosses were about to go yo jail. They paid their way out. Its a mafia

Still all
That doesnt change the fact that the MLB is a showcase for some of the biggest pig men in sports history :lol

Good possibility you guys miss out the WC. Colombia has a tough schedule ahead. One loss and a draw in the couple games and they might find themselves sitting 5th. Luckily, South American plays against the weakest confed in the playoffs..(new zealand)

[hater]

Good possibility you guys miss out the WC. Colombia has a tough schedule ahead. One loss and a draw in the couple games and they might find themselves sitting 5th. Luckily, South American plays against the weakest confed in the playoffs..(new zealand)

We have a bunch of easy games except one with Brazil. Brazil owns us so that a sure loss

Still we should win
The rest of our games if we really deserve to be in the WC otherwise we dont deserve it tbh

[hater]

Oh and forgot there will be some cooking of games for Argendicksucka

Faggots are part of the South American side of the FIFA mafia


There is now way in hell Argenshitta misses out on the WC

[apalisoc_9]

We have a bunch of easy games except one with Brazil. Brazil owns us so that a sure loss

Still we should win
The rest of our games if we really deserve to be in the WC otherwise we dont deserve it tbh

Shit I must have been looking at a different schedule :lol