BREAKING: Soccer "professional" can't kick the ball in from point blank range

[monosylab1k]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJlhm3Vhchs
:lmao drug mule kickball pros
:lmao motor skills of a 1 year old
:lmao reflexes of a 1 year old
:lmao skinnyfat uncoordinated nerds
:lmao a legit "wow" moment for the sport
:lmao no wonder every game is a 0-0 tie

[apalisoc_9]

Lardball players would have quit halfway through the pitch due to their inability to run beyond 2 ft.

[Clipper Nation]

http://i.imgur.com/pbMP564.jpg

NOOOOOOO!!! DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!
:lmao

[Canyonero]

Wrong forum, this is the NBA section.

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao twinks jogging around & kicking a ball for 90 minutes
:lmao 0-0 ties
:lmao the face of the sport is 5'2
:lmao flopping faggots
:lmao getting a colored card flashed in your face when you do something wrong
:lmao kicking a ball your entire life and still missing a 24 foot wide goal from point blank range
:lmao rewarded 1 point in the standings for a tie

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1242226186_ronaldo-stunned.gif

[DAF86]

It would be so easy to post a video of many similar silly mistakes in other sports that I won't even do it, tbh.

[Kim Jong-il]

:lmao twinks jogging around & kicking a ball for 90 minutes
:lmao 0-0 ties
:lmao the face of the sport is 5'2
:lmao flopping faggots
:lmao getting a colored card flashed in your face when you do something wrong
:lmao kicking a ball your entire life and still missing a 24 foot wide goal from point blank range
:lmao rewarded 1 point in the standings for a tie

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1242226186_ronaldo-stunned.gif
:lmao of course these twinks started the "everybody gets a point for trying" bullshit

[Chris]

:lol

[Chris]

cue the Bill Buckner vid from hooliganfan :lol

[Robz4000]

:lmao of course these twinks started the "everybody gets a point for trying" bullshit

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

cue the Bill Buckner vid from hooliganfan :lol
:lol Several Bill Buckner moments happen in every third-world kickball game.

[SpursforSix]

It would be so easy to post a video of many similar silly mistakes in other sports that I won't even do it, tbh.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2015/02/02/2bb88a5737fa0796d0871a8d6f7defae.gif?1422849070

[SpursforSix]

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/canseco.gif?w=650

[SpursforSix]

this one was painful for me

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/766904/cruzzzz.gif

[Clipper Nation]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kud_-0JM5rc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzHLsE2DOLQ

[SpursforSix]

but this one always makes me laugh

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKGRHLyFXdeziyk/giphy.gif

[Clipper Nation]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kgjT24QVzY

[SpursforSix]

but who can do this?

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/6/8/568dd19c3656754ccb78a967ab02fc54.gif

[Clipper Nation]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vubUmjgt5b4

[SpursforSix]

https://res.cloudinary.com/cmgverticals/image/upload/f_auto,q_80/h_196,w_400/v1477365015/fumble-1_npygbv.gif

[SpursforSix]

https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/b_HpyV0q0pweONAiZOvYWimFHl8=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/5890033/LT_fumble.0.gif

[SpursforSix]

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3931087/parkerft.gif

[apalisoc_9]

Americans triggered....:lmao

But lets post highlights of fails..that would show them :cry

[SpursforSix]

Americans triggered....:lmao

But lets post highlights of fails..that would show them :cry

People just posting funny shit. Sounds like that triggered the shit out of you.

[SpursforSix]

http://i.imgur.com/boS09.gif

[SpursforSix]

http://i.imgur.com/5PFHt.gif

[SpursforSix]

http://www.gifimagesdownload.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/thanks-obama-gifs-214.gif

[SpursforSix]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/489/941/85b.gif

[Canyonero]

https://fat.gfycat.com/AbsoluteFlimsyFreshwatereel.gif

[Kim Jong-il]

http://i.imgur.com/G062H.gif

[Kim Jong-il]

None of those bloopers are still anywhere close to as bad as OP. That one is literally like missing a dunk if the goal was 5 ft tall with a 24 ft diameter. It's unfathomable how bad these Drug Mule Kickball athletes are.

[Brazil]

this one was painful for me

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/766904/cruzzzz.gif

:lmao holy shit.... too fat :cry meh athletic :cry are you fucking kidding me ???

[Chris]

but this one always makes me laugh

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKGRHLyFXdeziyk/giphy.gif

:lol

[SpursforSix]

None of those bloopers are still anywhere close to as bad as OP. That one is literally like missing a dunk if the goal was 5 ft tall with a 24 ft diameter. It's unfathomable how bad these Drug Mule Kickball athletes are.The Cruz fly ball was worse. Easy catch. For the damn World Series. Catch it and you're world champs. One of the biggest chokes in sports history.

[Clipper Nation]

The Cruz fly ball was worse. Easy catch. For the damn World Series. Catch it and you're world champs. One of the biggest chokes in sports history.
Messi's choked penalty kick against Chile was so bad, he cried and quit his national team on the spot.

:lmao Povertyball

[hater]

Funny thing is lardassball is so boring even the fails are not worth posting :lmao

[Kim Jong-il]

The Cruz fly ball was worse. Easy catch. For the damn World Series. Catch it and you're world champs. One of the biggest chokes in sports history.

Badly misjudging a fly ball in the wind is way more excusable than not having the motor skills to push a giant soccer ball 3 inches in front of you with your foot.

[midnightpulp]

Dirk making fun of diving :lol

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4741536/dirk-nowitzki-playing-soccer-o.gif

[midnightpulp]

And no sport produces comic hijinks quite like TicTacToe.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/2.gif

http://i.imgur.com/kt4OjBY.gif

These faggots even dive during pregame warmups.

http://cdn.sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Bastian-Schweinsteiger.gif

[140]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kud_-0JM5rc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzHLsE2DOLQ
:lol

[diego]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwD_lRv8JA0

[Clipper Nation]

:lol

Imagine liking a "sport" where that twink is the GOAT :lol

[SpursforSix]

Badly misjudging a fly ball in the wind is way more excusable than not having the motor skills to push a giant soccer ball 3 inches in front of you with your foot.

He didn't misjudge it. He was scared of the wall. Should have been the last catch of the season.

[Kim Jong-il]

He didn't misjudge it. He was scared of the wall. Should have been the last catch of the season.
Uh, no he didn't. Cruz misjudged the ball in the air and couldn't recover in time. That's why he was still running to the ball instead of standing under it like he was supposed to. I'm guessing you're a povertyball fan that didn't actually bother watching the game you're referring to.

[140]

Imagine liking a "sport" where that twink is the GOAT :lol
:lol Yeah that would be shite thank fuck he isn't though

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Yeah that would be shite thank fuck he isn't though

He is, though.

http://i.imgur.com/DA2hj9h.png

[FkLA]

this one was painful for me

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/766904/cruzzzz.gif

Jesus christ fatball is such an embarrassment. There's fatasses even in the outfield smh.

[FkLA]

Badly misjudging a fly ball in the wind is way more excusable than not having the motor skills to push a giant soccer ball 3 inches in front of you with your foot.

How about being too fat to do something as simple as running?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Sandoval-fail.gif

[140]

He is, though.

http://i.imgur.com/DA2hj9h.png
1. That "stat" proves shit all, 2. Those are current players only :lol

[spurraider21]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITnU9IHEQ-s

[Clipper Nation]

1. That "stat" proves shit all, 2. Those are current players only :lol
Just accept it: the GOAT of your "sport" is a skinnyfat midget twink.

http://i.imgur.com/tUuXPRB.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4pwKKpq.png

[Chris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITnU9IHEQ-s

:lmao

[midnightpulp]

1. That "stat" proves shit all, 2. Those are current players only :lol

Post a couple of more emoticons. Maybe you'll finally debunk an argument.

[SpursforSix]

Uh, no he didn't. Cruz misjudged the ball in the air and couldn't recover in time. That's why he was still running to the ball instead of standing under it like he was supposed to. I'm guessing you're a povertyball fan that didn't actually bother watching the game you're referring to.

No. I'm a sports fan. I was into that Ranger team. Saw Cruz hit the walk off grand slam in the playoffs in person. But all he had to do was lay out. And not even much. Awful play that should have ended up with a Rangers ring.

That being said, I like watching soccer as well. To me, baseball sucks on TV. I'd rather be at the game. I'll watch a soccer game though on the TV. It's a better sport imo.

[midnightpulp]

Seriously, I don't see how Twinknaldo fans can even argue against Messi?

It takes a 1 min google search to see how much more dominant Messi is statistically.

Does the Ronaldo fandom stem from the fact that he's like the only soccer player to have a little bit of muscle mass?

[DAF86]

Wait, whose side am I in on this one? Clipper Nation or 140?

[midnightpulp]

Wait, whose side am I in on this one? Clipper Nation or 140?

Why would you be on 140's side in any debate? He only knows how to express an opinion through spamming emoticons. One of the worst posters here.

I'm not surprised he's a Twinknaldo fan.

[SpursforSix]

Seriously, I don't see how Twinknaldo fans can even argue against Messi?

It takes a 1 min google search to see how much more dominant Messi is statistically.

Does the Ronaldo fandom stem from the fact that he's like the only soccer player to have a little bit of muscle mass?

It's a retarded argument. Anyone who watches the top games and plays from both of them should objectively conclude that Messi is better. By a long way.

[Kim Jong-il]

No. I'm a sports fan. I was into that Ranger team. Saw Cruz hit the walk off grand slam in the playoffs in person. But all he had to do was lay out. And not even much. Awful play that should have ended up with a Rangers ring.

That being said, I like watching soccer as well. To me, baseball sucks on TV. I'd rather be at the game. I'll watch a soccer game though on the TV. It's a better sport imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEEOZpdp9bo

Watch Cruz. He's basically jogging his way to the ball the entire time. He thinks the ball is coming down sooner, but the wind that night carried the ball farther than he anticipated. He tries to speed up right at the end but it's already too late. Also the ball isn't that close to him. No amount of laying out would have gotten him the catch.

I'm not saying Cruz isn't to blame. But his mistake was in judgement, not athleticism or coordination. I mean, yes it was a shitty attempt to catch it, but if he had tracked the ball properly and sprinted into position, then it's an easy catch.

[DAF86]

Why would you be on 140's side in any debate? He only knows how to express an opinion through spamming emoticons. One of the worst posters here.

I'm not surprised he's a Twinknaldo fan.

My nigga 140 nigga does that emoticon shit to me on the soccer forum, tbh. He just enjoys fucking around and stirring shit up, if you get mad at it you lose son.

[SpursforSix]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEEOZpdp9bo

Watch Cruz. He's basically jogging his way to the ball the entire time. He thinks the ball is coming down sooner, but the wind that night carried the ball farther than he anticipated. He tries to speed up right at the end but it's already too late. Also the ball isn't that close to him. No amount of laying out would have gotten him the catch.

I'm not saying Cruz isn't to blame. But his mistake was in judgement, not athleticism or coordination. I mean, yes it was a shitty attempt to catch it, but if he had tracked the ball properly and sprinted into position, then it's an easy catch.

Yeah...I'll buy that. I probably shouldn't have posted that play in this thread. Wasn't necessisarily an athletic fuck up. But more of just a terrible mistake. I'd still like to have seen a better effort. You gotta make that catch Nellie.

[chunticakes]

Why would you be on 140's side in any debate? He only knows how to express an opinion through spamming emoticons. One of the worst posters here.

I'm not surprised he's a Twinknaldo fan.

Mah nigga 140 does the Lord's work around here. Don't insult him like that because he's not a fatball fan.

[midnightpulp]

Mah nigga 140 does the Lord's work around here. Don't insult him like that because he's not a fatball fan.

Yeah, Lord's work. Can't wait to see which emoticon he posts next!

[chunticakes]

:toast

[Clipper Nation]

Why would you be on 140's side in any debate? He only knows how to express an opinion through spamming emoticons. One of the worst posters here.

I'm not surprised he's a Twinknaldo fan.
Tbh, you're just salty about how 140 shits on Porker fans upstairs. :downspin:

[midnightpulp]

Tbh, you're just salty about how 140 shits on Porker fans upstairs. :downspin:

Nah. I actually like Dabom, Apa, FKLA, even though they're baseball haters and their anti-Parker arguments are shortsighted, because they're entertaining and at least will put effort into the debate. 140 just ankle-bites with emoticons.

[diego]

Just accept it: the GOAT of your "sport" is a skinnyfat midget twink.

http://i.imgur.com/tUuXPRB.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4pwKKpq.png

Of the 16 records shown in that graphic, only 3 of the previous holder of them before Messi were considered goats (di Stefano, Cruyff, pele). Maradona is like kareem, his political views and antagonism with the press means he gets underrated relative to sellouts like Pele (Jordan). Messi isn't even considered goat in his own country. Cristiano I agree doesn't even belong in the discussion.

[midnightpulp]

Of the 16 records shown in that graphic, only 3 of the previous holder of them before Messi were considered goats (di Stefano, Cruyff, pele). Maradona is like kareem, his political views and antagonism with the press means he gets underrated relative to sellouts like Pele (Jordan). Messi isn't even considered goat in his own country. Cristiano I agree doesn't even belong in the discussion.

I'm not even a TicTacTrot enthusiast nor do I watch more than like one WC match every 4 years, but it's plain as day to anyone who isn't massively biased and/or retarded. Twinknaldo seems to be 99% marketing/1% soccer star. Kobe of his game.

[Brazil]

The fatball crew is doing it wrong tbh :lol

the real goats are Pele and Maradona... Messi and Ronaldo don't belong in that kind of conversation. Now if you want to make fun of an individual flaws who is goat you pick Maradona and his cocaine habits... dude during his prime while dominating his sport was a junkie abusing coke, girls, drinks

still better tho than having a pig as your goat

https://soliloqueue.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/babe.jpg?w=614

the funniest part is that they made a movie with his name

https://secure.netflix.com/us/boxshots/ghd/18170264.jpg


:lmao

[midnightpulp]

The fatball crew is doing it wrong tbh :lol

the real goats are Pele and Maradona... Messi and Ronaldo don't belong in that kind of conversation. Now if you want to make fun of an individual flaws who is goat you pick Maradona and his cocaine habits... dude during his prime while dominating his sport was a junkie abusing coke, girls, drinks

still better tho than having a pig as your goat

https://soliloqueue.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/babe.jpg?w=614

the funniest part is that they made a movie with his name

https://secure.netflix.com/us/boxshots/ghd/18170264.jpg


:lmao

Ruth isn't the GOAT.

Willie Mays is:

http://www.baseballhistorycomesalive.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/1-lw5.jpg

:lol Referencing 1920s pre-integration players.

Maradona is probably the GOAT, though. And what is he, a 5'2" midget? :lol

Keep in mind Messi is 5'6"

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01656/maradona_1656809c.jpg

[140]

The fatball crew is doing it wrong tbh :lol

the real goats are Pele and Maradona... Messi and Ronaldo don't belong in that kind of conversation. Now if you want to make fun of an individual flaws who is goat you pick Maradona and his cocaine habits... dude during his prime while dominating his sport was a junkie abusing coke, girls, drinks

still better tho than having a pig as your goat

https://soliloqueue.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/babe.jpg?w=614

the funniest part is that they made a movie with his name

https://secure.netflix.com/us/boxshots/ghd/18170264.jpg


:lmao
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Brazil]

:lol Willie who ?

why in hell I know Babe you want a donut ? and not Save Willie and I know almost shit about fatball tbh

https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w300/b7n6U8WtNLgmcGruGu5FCIgGYHg.jpg

tbh...

[dabom]

How about being too fat to do something as simple as running?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Sandoval-fail.gif
:lol

[webshad]

How about being too fat to do something as simple as running?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Sandoval-fail.gif

WTF! Where do you guys come up with all this stuff! :lmao:lmao

[Splits]

WTF! Where do you guys come up with all this stuff! :lmao:lmao

Come up with?

It's everywhere...

http://i.imgur.com/0QT6zbM.gif

http://i.imgur.com/ATo393G.gif

http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/ogImg/FAUSTOFALLDOWNGOBOOM.gif

http://p.fod4.com/upload/aff3567c9abaad4b798a350dc1e1b1a3/wS9kPXqR6Zt2HPyoFfrQ_Bartolo%20Colon%20FAIL.gif

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/135/files/2014/04/2iKk2wt.gif

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1534889/princerror.gif

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b5/42/54/b54254b56397591c03ae67f9e0504f5c.gif

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/Prince-Fielder-Tigers-nacho-091913.gif

[midnightpulp]

It's "everywhere" to the point the Twinkball crew is STILL using Colon and Fielder gifs.

Nah. Real everywhere are soccer gifs. Being "enlightened" by this garbage.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/1277496422531i1sy.gif?w=528&h=396
http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/soccer-dives.gif
http://i.imgur.com/Kk7qJBW.gif
https://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/203/5166a400-e825-0131-c019-0eb233c768fb.gif?w=740&h=411&fit=max&auto=format
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/21/eb/5e/21eb5e241f62b4cb844d9e75fa100eab.jpg

What's also everywhere are ties :toast

[midnightpulp]

:lmao

http://i.imgur.com/XjkZ4.gif

[DAF86]

Ruth isn't the GOAT.

Willie Mays is:

http://www.baseballhistorycomesalive.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/1-lw5.jpg

:lol Referencing 1920s pre-integration players.

Maradona is probably the GOAT, though. And what is he, a 5'2" midget? :lol

Keep in mind Messi is 5'6"

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01656/maradona_1656809c.jpg

Messi has Maradona beat on every single category. Only thing Maradona has over Messi is that Maradona's teammates came through for him on a WC final, while Messi's teammates didn't.

[hater]

Messi has Maradona beat on every single category. Only thing Maradona has over Messi is that Maradona's teammates came through for him on a WC final, while Messi's teammates didn't.

:lmao yeah blame it on the teamates. Sounds like something Kobe would say :lol

Diego at least scored and drew penalties not to mention assisted in World Cup Finals

Has Messi done anything in his Finals appearances??

[hater]

Not to mention Diego would have never missed that penalty in the Cooa America and then quit soccer immediately :lol

[Brazil]

Messi has Maradona beat on every single category. Only thing Maradona has over Messi is that Maradona's teammates came through for him on a WC final, while Messi's teammates didn't.

:lmao

[140]

Messi has Maradona beat on every single category. Only thing Maradona has over Messi is that Maradona's teammates came through for him on a WC final, while Messi's teammates didn't.
:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

The fatball crew is doing it wrong tbh :lol

the real goats are Pele and Maradona... Messi and Ronaldo don't belong in that kind of conversation. Now if you want to make fun of an individual flaws who is goat you pick Maradona and his cocaine habits... dude during his prime while dominating his sport was a junkie abusing coke, girls, drinks

still better tho than having a pig as your goat

https://soliloqueue.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/babe.jpg?w=614

the funniest part is that they made a movie with his name

https://secure.netflix.com/us/boxshots/ghd/18170264.jpg


:lmao
> :cry "Messi isn't the GOAT, guys! Some other faggot I just Googled is!" :cry
> Refers to Babe Ruth as the GOAT of baseball when everyone knows Barry Bonds is the GOAT

Just quit while you're behind.

[hater]

> :cry "Messi isn't the GOAT, guys! Some other faggot I just Googled is!" :cry
> Refers to Babe Ruth as the GOAT of baseball when everyone knows Barry Bonds is the GOAT

Just quit while you're behind.

The fat ass pig is your GOAT

Live with it :lol

[Clipper Nation]

The fat ass pig is your GOAT

Live with it :lol
Nope. But the skinnyfat midget twink who quit his national team is your GOAT.

[Chris]

:lmao

http://i.imgur.com/XjkZ4.gif

Do a Barrel Roll! :lmao

[Brazil]

> :cry "Messi isn't the GOAT, guys! Some other faggot I just Googled is!" :cry
> Refers to Babe Ruth as the GOAT of baseball when everyone knows Barry Bonds is the GOAT

Just quit while you're behind.

Thought it was willie something

not sure how is it possible to be as retarded as you are tbh... :lol yeah I needed to google maradona dumb fuck

[midnightpulp]

Thought it was willie something

not sure how is it possible to be as retarded as you are tbh... :lol yeah I needed to google maradona dumb fuck

It's either Bonds or Mays. Too close to call. Bonds has detractors because of alleged steroid use, but every one was on PEDs in his era. End of the day, none of baseball GOATs are "fat."

https://www.muscleprodigy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bonds1.jpg

Ruth is the game's biggest legend, but not its greatest player.

[Brazil]

Ruth is the game's biggest legend, but not its greatest player.

which is kinda worst tbh :lol

[Clipper Nation]

It's either Bonds or Mays. Too close to call. Bonds has detractors because of alleged steroid use, but every one was on PEDs in his era. End of the day, none of baseball GOATs are "fat."

https://www.muscleprodigy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bonds1.jpg

Ruth is the game's biggest legend, but not its greatest player.
Bonds was already the GOAT even before he took steroids. He was a phenomenal defensive player and a terror on the basepaths, neither of which required him to turn into the Hulk. By all accounts, Bonds didn't start using until 1999. At that point, he already had three MVPs, eight Gold Gloves and seven Silver Sluggers, and he had already led the NL in home runs once. You could completely erase the steroid years from his resume and he would still be a first-ballot HOFer based only on his clean stats.

[midnightpulp]

Bonds was already the GOAT even before he took steroids. He was a phenomenal defensive player and a terror on the basepaths, neither of which required him to turn into the Hulk. By all accounts, Bonds didn't start using until 1999. At that point, he already had three MVPs, eight Gold Gloves and seven Silver Sluggers, and he had already led the NL in home runs once. You could completely erase the steroid years from his resume and he would still be a first-ballot HOFer based only on his clean stats.

Indeed. But him and Mays are too close to call for me. They're only separated by 6 total WAR points over a career. Mays was also the better defensive player.

And you know in baseball, you can't really use an era argument after like 1950. It's not like Mays was Elgin Baylor playing in a weak era and Bonds Jordan playing in a modern era. Rookies in the 60's like Pete Rose, Nolan Ryan, etc were all-stars through the 80's and 90's.

I can't stand Bonds, but I have no issue with him as the GOAT.