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clambake
04-07-2017, 10:48 AM
"i'm not going to tell you what i might or might not do militarily, thats stupid"
"i'm going to tell them"
"an hour before"
get his ghost writer busy on "the art of the surprise"
clambake
04-07-2017, 10:57 AM
there are also some anonymous reports that 1 1/2 hours (before the attack) 2 semi-trucks filled with lawn chairs and trump vodka arrived with instructions of where to get the best view.
clambake
04-07-2017, 11:00 AM
thats a fireworks display to the tune of 49 million dollars.
he knows how to put on a show. believe me.
Quadzilla99
04-07-2017, 11:02 AM
there are also some anonymous reports that 1 1/2 hours (before the attack) 2 semi-trucks filled with lawn chairs and trump vodka arrived with instructions of where to get the best view.
Lmao
clambake
04-07-2017, 11:12 AM
more anonymous reports that trump made putin pinkie swear that he wouldn't tell assad.
clambake
04-07-2017, 11:33 AM
more anonymous reports that russian soldiers were instructed to quietly assemble in the viewing area, and to tell syrians "we're gonna go over there". "doesn't mean anything".
clambake
04-07-2017, 12:19 PM
more anonymous reports that syrian planes are undamaged but there is one big ass pothole.
take that bitches
clambake
04-07-2017, 01:21 PM
http://youtu.be/ZzQ3eBerHfM
AaronY
04-07-2017, 01:30 PM
OP's a funny niqqa
pgardn
04-07-2017, 02:21 PM
more anonymous reports that russian soldiers were instructed to quietly assemble in the viewing area, and to tell syrians "we're gonna go over there". "doesn't mean anything".
TSA is on this one.
"Wodka? Where please?"
TSA is on this one.
"Wodka? Where please?"
How often do you think about me a day?
clambake
04-07-2017, 02:39 PM
more anonymous reports suggest that a conversation between US and russia went something like this:
"listen donnie, they're too close to discover us. we must do something that shows we hate you and me."
SpursforSix
04-07-2017, 02:43 PM
http://youtu.be/ZzQ3eBerHfM
Holeee Fuck. For the last 30+ years, I thought it was "I went to the danger zone". Not "highway".
clambake
04-07-2017, 02:46 PM
Holeee Fuck. For the last 30+ years, I thought it was "I went to the danger zone". Not "highway".
you shoulda asked. i'm kinda like a guru when it comes to war movie soundtracks and lyrics. i got a garage full of war movie soundtracks and lyrics.
SpursforSix
04-07-2017, 02:48 PM
you shoulda asked. i'm kinda like a guru when it comes to war movie soundtracks and lyrics. i got a garage full of war movie soundtracks and lyrics.
Shit...I wish I would have known. It explains why I never make it to the karaoke finals.
So talk to me about the top 10 war movie songs.
clambake
04-07-2017, 02:51 PM
well, lets see. there's that one called "over there."
this is what makes this song so enduring.
cuz we're always "over there"
hater
04-07-2017, 03:00 PM
:lmao even Assads commanders calling the missile attack "a poor effort"
:lmao
Them Syrians are cool cats
Also Syria has probably the best names of places in all the world:
Tartus
Homs
Dier Ezor
Latakia
Man I wish I was Syrian
pgardn
04-07-2017, 03:04 PM
How often do you think about me a day?
Often.
Everytime I open a freezer full of child juice.
SpursforSix
04-07-2017, 03:05 PM
well, lets see. there's that one called "over there."
this is what makes this song so enduring.
cuz we're always "over there"
What movie was that from?
See guys...this is what your "expert" has to offer.
So...mr. expert....why don't you tell me who the top 10 war singers are? I'll make it easy and fill in the lanes for you.
1:
2:
17:
Magillicuty:
49BO:
Hut Hut:
2:
14:
Dinosaur:
SpursforSix
04-07-2017, 03:06 PM
Often.
Everytime I open a freezer full of child juice.
Top 10 Weirdest Spurstalk Comment Ever
clambake
04-07-2017, 03:18 PM
hut hut lol
pgardn
04-07-2017, 03:19 PM
Top 10 Weirdest Spurstalk Comment Ever
I have only the clammer to thank.
clambake
04-07-2017, 03:22 PM
I have only the clammer to thank.
hey, that was not my child juice and its over 18.
SpursforSix
04-07-2017, 03:28 PM
I have only the clammer to thank.
Thank the clammer
Phi Slamma Jammer
Pick your nose and grab a hammer
Got some milk?
Then hit the rammer
Stinky poo and jick jick blammer
pgardn
04-07-2017, 03:42 PM
hey, that was not my child juice and its over 18.
Well personally I have never seen the juice of a child.
But apparently you got the inkling that there was mashed up child in TSA pizza sauce. Not that you saw it either. If we are gonna just start jumping out of planes, let's make a parachute on the way down. It seems the way this board functions.
Spurminator
04-07-2017, 04:22 PM
If I never read the phrase "child juice" again, it will be too soon.
mavsfan1000
04-07-2017, 05:07 PM
95 million dollars down the drain. And now Russian warships are heading toward that ship. Lol
clambake
04-07-2017, 05:08 PM
95 million dollars down the drain. And now Russian warships are heading toward that ship. Lol
they heard about the vodka.
Trill Clinton
04-07-2017, 05:12 PM
95 million dollars down the drain. And now Russian warships are heading toward that ship. Lol
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