Bartolo Colon

[apalisoc_9]

Anyone find his name hilariously fitting with his Job...

:lol

[Silver&Black]

Does this make him the best poop taker in the MLB now?

[Clipper Nation]

Speaking of names that fit with one's job...

http://i.imgur.com/xDwrQeS.jpg

[hater]

http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/Cards/Baseball/77806/77806-5533629Fr.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

http://i.imgur.com/0hcZXtk.jpg

:lol Povertyball: the offical "sport" of Anal Cock and ChokeOn De Cock
:lol Baseball. Always. Wins.

[Chris]

Bartolo Colon is fat :lol still has more talent in his right arm than your average floptrot faggot trying to kick a 28 inch ball into a net 24 FEET wide and 8 feet high :lol

[midnightpulp]

Speaking of names that fit with one's job...

http://i.imgur.com/xDwrQeS.jpg

CN kills another shitty Apa troll attempt :lol

[midnightpulp]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tzv9Njg8QJs/maxresdefault.jpg

[Chris]

:lol

[Robz4000]

:lol Jesus Christ, some of these names...

[midnightpulp]

:lol Jesus Christ, some of these names...

http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/semen-matviychuk-player-stats

[apalisoc_9]

Once again, American showing their uncultured upbrining. Those names are not pronounced the way your mouths badly want to pronounce..for some odd reason.

[midnightpulp]

Once again, American showing their uncultured upbrining. Those names are not pronounced the way your mouths badly want to pronounce..for some odd reason.

Neither is Colon dummy :lol

Co-lone.

[Robz4000]

Once again, American showing their uncultured upbrining. Those names are not pronounced the way your mouths badly want to pronounce..for some odd reason.

:lmao talking about uncultured while making threads about grown men's shitting habits

[apalisoc_9]

Neither is Colon dummy :lol

Co-lone.

the right pronounciation of colon tbh...

[midnightpulp]

the right pronounciation of colon tbh...

There's no accent over the o for the Spanish colon.

But even if we accept your premise, here's an entire team named after colon:

http://www.decalsplanet.com/img_b/vinyl-decal-sticker-14759.jpg

Trolling 101: Never troll with something that can easily be countered.

[apalisoc_9]

What does Colon have anything to do with a sport that neccistates ultimate fitness?

[apalisoc_9]

Charlie Manlove :lol

[midnightpulp]

What does Colon have anything to do with a sport that neccistates ultimate fitness?

:lmao

http://famewatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/neymar-shirtless.jpg

http://www.lolfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Screen-Shot-2015-04-20-at-13.26.43.png

http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Hertha+Berlin+v+Benfica+UEFA+Cup+At4PKx7NL51x.jpg

Ask Brazil. He played Rugby and said it was much more demanding than soccer, and fat guys play an important part in rugby.

Most soccer players are built like 12 year old boys.

[hater]

Charlie Manlove :lol

:lol

Dick Pole. :lol

Pussy Tebleu :lmao :lol

These nigas are probably in the HOF of Fatball

[midnightpulp]

:lol

Dick Pole. :lol

Pussy Tebleu :lmao :lol

These nigas are probably in the HOF of Fatball

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quim_(footballer,_born_1975) :lmao

Soccer player named after vaginal fluids. Sounds about right.

[Silver&Black]

:lmao talking about uncultured while making threads about grown men's shitting habits

This. This. Fucking This.

OP is losing the besibol vs. tic-tac-toe ball feud single-handed. Literally everyone else brings up valid points. They are refuted and debated by the rest of them. But, his attempts are just awful.

Talks shit about uncultured Americans just don't get it. Yet, he posts a thread about who is the best pooper.
Talks shit about how dumb Americans can't pronounce names. Yet, he makes this thread where Bartolo Colon's name isn't pronounced like he thinks it is.

[apalisoc_9]

:lol

Dick Pole. :lol

Pussy Tebleu :lmao :lol

These nigas are probably in the HOF of Fatball
:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Literally everyone else brings up valid points.

The next valid point a povertyball fan brings up will be the first, tbh.

[Silver&Black]

The next valid point a povertyball fan brings up will be the first, tbh.

That's not true CN. Beisbol does have some fatass players wandering around from time to time. And the game at times can be a snoozefest. Just because you don't want to believe it doesn't make those problems go away.

My point about the OP still stands. Remember he'll be the guy who posts or quotes a post then laughs at a Republican calling them inbred or wanting to fuck their family members. Yet, (as far as I'm aware) he is the ONLY person on ST that has actually made a thread about actually wanting to fuck one of his family members. Complete with pictures. Basically, the whole 9 yards.

If I was on the Povertyball crew I would distance myself from him. He's holding the rest of them back.

[apalisoc_9]

Fatball fans so triggered....:lol

[Clipper Nation]

That's not true CN. Beisbol does have some fatass players wandering around from time to time.
And all of them are stronger, faster and more athletic than the skinnyfat twinks who flop around on a soccer field every game.


And the game at times can be a snoozefest.
That can be said for literally any sport, game, or competitive endeavor. The difference is that baseball also has plenty of exciting moments and great plays. Povertyball is just an eternal snoozefest.

[Chucho]

Yet, (as far as I'm aware) he is the ONLY person on ST that has actually made a thread about actually wanting to fuck one of his family members. Complete with pictures. Basically, the whole 9 yards.



His cousin isn't a twelve year old Filipino girl that hangs out at Sailor bars in Olongopo, does she? Heard things about her...

[TheGreatYacht]

Fatball fans so triggered....:lol
:lmao