An Open Prayer To The Basketball Gods

[Monostradamus]

Dear Basketball Gods,

First off, thanks for 2011. Second, we need to talk about the Warriors. You guys have created your fair share of faggy, bitchass teams (2004-2007 era Suns, the Kirilenko/Boozer Jazz, the CP3 Wake Forest team, the CP3/West Hornets, the CP3/Blake Clippers, the Miami Heat's entire existence, etc) but this Warriors team absolutely takes the cake. This just cannot stand. If you truly love us as basketball fans, you will punish these pussies harder than what you did to Josh Howard's career. I'm talking torn ACL's for everyone, Gods. And then microfracture surgeries, and then fuck everyone's Achilles. Except Draymond, he's cool.

Amen.

[midnightpulp]

Dear Basketball Gods,

First off, thanks for 2011. Second, we need to talk about the Warriors. You guys have created your fair share of faggy, bitchass teams (2004-2007 era Suns, the Kirilenko/Boozer Jazz, the CP3 Wake Forest team, the CP3/West Hornets, the CP3/Blake Clippers, the Miami Heat's entire existence, etc) but this Warriors team absolutely takes the cake. This just cannot stand. If you truly love us as basketball fans, you will punish these pussies harder than what you did to Josh Howard's career. I'm talking torn ACL's for everyone, Gods. And then microfracture surgeries, and then fuck everyone's Achilles. Except Draymond, he's cool.

Amen.

Second this prayer. Most irritating team of all-time. I have Lakers level hate for them.

[Chef Curry]

Best team of all time and dynasty in the making. You peasants are not worthy. Your wishes and prayers are futile. You had a little spark at the start but the better team won and now the series is over.



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[Trainwreck2100]

Dear Basketball Gods,

First off, thanks for 2011. Second, we need to talk about the Warriors. You guys have created your fair share of faggy, bitchass teams (2004-2007 era Suns, the Kirilenko/Boozer Jazz, the CP3 Wake Forest team, the CP3/West Hornets, the CP3/Blake Clippers, the Miami Heat's entire existence, etc) but this Warriors team absolutely takes the cake. This just cannot stand. If you truly love us as basketball fans, you will punish these pussies harder than what you did to Josh Howard's career. I'm talking torn ACL's for everyone, Gods. And then microfracture surgeries, and then fuck everyone's Achilles. Except Draymond, he's cool.

Amen.

without the shooters he'd be crap anyway

[Mark Celibate]

OP (if you're not banned up there) the fish are biting and are about as active as ever upstairs.

tbh now might be the time to turn back the clock and cast out a line imho

[AlexJones]

I don't get the hate tbh

GOAT team

[Monostradamus]

OP (if you're not banned up there) the fish are biting and are about as active as ever upstairs.

tbh now might be the time to turn back the clock and cast out a line imho
:lmao I was denied access upstairs long, long ago. Also had tons of my trolls permabanned for simply encouraging that the Spurs gave a "GOOD JOB GOOD JOB GOOD EFFORT EFFORT!" :cry

[DMC]

Best team of all time and dynasty in the making. You peasants are not worthy. Your wishes and prayers are futile. You had a little spark at the start but the better team won and now the series is over.



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You voluntarily gave up your troll power when you disappeared after the shellacking Lebron handed you in the Finals last year.

[Chris]

3-1 was just the beginning :lol

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Seconded.

[Robz4000]

Fifth'd.

[IronMexican]

:tu this thread


Fuck the Warriors, and any Laker fans that are riding with a GS flag on their car.

[Clipper Nation]

#FuckTheWarriors

[midnightpulp]

:tu this thread


Fuck the Warriors, and any Laker fans that are riding with a GS flag on their car.

The Mexican

BTW, how you feeling about our Raiders moving to Sin City?

[313]

8th'd

if the basketball gods can't give us the injuries, i'm ok with embarrassing playoff exits every year. Maybe a 3-0 choke this year in the finals. Then they win 74 games next year and lose in the first round.

Something like that.

[IronMexican]

They did what they could to stay in Oakland, and if the Chargers don't move to LA to be the 4th biggest team here behind the Raiders, rams and Niners, they probably come here. Mark needed to get them a stadium and he did.

I wasn't a fan at first, but you have to look at the context.

[JohnnyMax]

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[TDMVPDPOY]

I dunno, but it looks like a setup for a backdoor sweep or another choke job lead

[monosylab1k]

My Team: Atlanta Hawks

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[spurtech09]

I dunno, but it looks like a setup for a backdoor sweep or another choke job leadWell I don't think the Warriors want to choke again.....

[illusioNtEk]

I hope the Warriors's plane crashes and explodes and lands on chef curry's house and kills him along with his family members tbh...

[DMC]

I hope the Warriors's plane crashes and explodes and lands on chef curry's house and kills him along with his family members tbh...

That's a bit rough. Torn ACLs and maybe a few arrests and some food poisoning would suffice.

[dfens]

you are so soft tbh, hoping injuries and all :lol this match shows just how unbalanced of a team the warriors are, so weak in getting 25 down to the spurs, and they were not coasting.

I hope they are at full strength and choke big time against the cavs, lebron wins another one and the warriors disintegrate from bitterness and infighting, they're all bitter beta losers, it can be seen from a mile away. That way they'll ALWAYS be remembered as chokers and bitter losers. A fate far worse then torn ACLs tbh.

[Killakobe81]

:tu this thread


Fuck the Warriors, and any Laker fans that are riding with a GS flag on their car.

I dont agree on fuck the warriors but cant stand the Jordan era Bulls level of dick riding by some former Lakers fake ass bandwaggoning no loyalty sons of bitches...

[Clipper Nation]

http://i.imgur.com/cvsjRjk.gif
His real team is Team Kobetard.

[Fabbs]

OP (if you're not banned up there) the fish are biting and are about as active as ever upstairs.

tbh now might be the time to turn back the clock and cast out a line imho


:lmao I was denied access upstairs long, long ago. Also had tons of my trolls permabanned for simply encouraging that the Spurs gave a "GOOD JOB GOOD JOB GOOD EFFORT EFFORT!" :cry



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"Let's jerk off together."

[unleashbaynes]

:tu this thread


Fuck the Warriors, and any Laker fans that are riding with a GS flag on their car.

:wow Spurfan and Lakerfan, shoulder to shoulder

[whitemamba]

Really felt bad for kawhi when he got hurt, I'd like to see a competitive series, and that was a dirty play by zaza , I don't expect many people here to understand this, but if you have ever played competitive ball, you know he unwritten rule of defense is never land or walk under a shooter. Zaza knew exactly what he was doing, I'm really rooting for the spurs sadly, and I wish kawhi would of not bitched out in the media. that being said some spur fans praying for injury is hilarious, sad , and pathetic st the same. Unfortunately for them , karmas a bitch.

[Fabbs]

Zaza knew exactly what he was doing, I'm really rooting for the spurs sadly, and I wish kawhi would of not bitched out in the media.
I'm like WTF was that? Had he not seen the replay yet?

Or was he towing the
:cry:cry classy Pop :cry:cry schtikk?

[Brazil]

Amen tbh

[dfens]

Amen tbh

:lol

[dfens]

son do you remember that one time when spurstalk posted online prayers on some christian board till some retard got triggered tbh? what was the name of the site tbh? :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Really felt bad for kawhi when he got hurt, I'd like to see a competitive series, and that was a dirty play by zaza , I don't expect many people here to understand this, but if you have ever played competitive ball, you know he unwritten rule of defense is never land or walk under a shooter. Zaza knew exactly what he was doing, I'm really rooting for the spurs sadly, and I wish kawhi would of not bitched out in the media. that being said some spur fans praying for injury is hilarious, sad , and pathetic st the same. Unfortunately for them , karmas a bitch.

he's a mavs fan

[Mark Celibate]

blah blah blah Wiggum blah blah blah

sup Fabbs, can you plz respond to my Scioscia thread in the MLB forum?

[Bynumite]

:tu this thread


Fuck the Warriors, and any Laker fans that are riding with a GS flag on their car.

You might have short memory but i don't. When Kobe injured his achilles, the first page of ST was nothing but Kobe threads with spurfans openly laughing and celebrating an injury. Whatever lakerfans said yesterday about Kawhi's injury was light in comparison.

I don't care for GS but right now they're still the team better equipped to defeat the spurs and as far as i'm concerned, it's still fuck the spurs and the horse they rode in on.

[Bynumite]

And another thing, spurs had the dirtiest piece of shit defender in NBA history on their roster for many years, his jersey is up on the rafters too. Spurs also benefited from playoff injuries and suspensions as much as the next team. Spurfans should shut their whore mouths tbh because they have zero room to talk.

[MultiTroll]

sup Fabbs, can you plz respond to my Scioscia thread in the MLB forum?
Yes I will.
Will it help you win Rimmy of the Month award or are you sincerely asking?

[Mark Celibate]

And another thing, spurs had the dirtiest piece of shit defender in NBA history on their roster for many years, his jersey is up on the rafters too. Spurs also benefited from playoff injuries and suspensions as much as the next team. Spurfans should shut their whore mouths tbh because they have zero room to talk.

True, Bowen is the one shitstain of the Poppovich/Duncan legacy. I'm still amazed that so many people still defend the guy

[140]

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[dfens]

http://christianfunnypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/little-2Bboy-2Band-2BPraying-2BDog.jpg

:lmao:lmao:toast


You might have short memory but i don't. When Kobe injured his achilles, the first page of ST was nothing but Kobe threads with spurfans openly laughing and celebrating an injury. Whatever lakerfans said yesterday about Kawhi's injury was light in comparison.
I don't care for GS but right now they're still the team better equipped to defeat the spurs and as far as i'm concerned, it's still fuck the spurs and the horse they rode in on.
son hold your horses, you know spurfan is classy like that :lol


And another thing, spurs had the dirtiest piece of shit defender in NBA history on their roster for many years, his jersey is up on the rafters too. Spurs also benefited from playoff injuries and suspensions as much as the next team. Spurfans should shut their whore mouths tbh because they have zero room to talk.

tbh bowen was the dirtiest and he brought this shit into the league, so spurfan is just seeing the other end of the deal right now. Still bowen was just one player, the rest of the spurs are ok guys tbh, not like the warriors, and kwahi is great player and a class act so I don't want to see him get hurt tbh. Maybe one day he'll come back to his hometown :toast :lol

[IronMexican]

You might have short memory but i don't. When Kobe injured his achilles, the first page of ST was nothing but Kobe threads with spurfans openly laughing and celebrating an injury. Whatever lakerfans said yesterday about Kawhi's injury was light in comparison.

I don't care for GS but right now they're still the team better equipped to defeat the spurs and as far as i'm concerned, it's still fuck the spurs and the horse they rode in on.

I've hated the Spurs, but I think I hated them a lot more after meeting so many gnsf here.

That Kobe thinf is to be expected on a forum that lets you shit post as much as this one. No fake "oh, gee Wiz. I hope___ is okay"

[313]

Never wished injuries on other team's or celebrated injuries like Kobe, KD, etc. It's tasteless.

but the Dubs deserve it tbh

[daslicer]

And another thing, spurs had the dirtiest piece of shit defender in NBA history on their roster for many years, his jersey is up on the rafters too. Spurs also benefited from playoff injuries and suspensions as much as the next team. Spurfans should shut their whore mouths tbh because they have zero room to talk.

:lol Same can be said about the Lakers having Artest. I can't recall Bruce Bowen ever knocking out someone in a game like Artest did to Harden. I don't recall Bowen attacking a player at the end of a playoff game like Artest did against Barea and then getting suspended. I can bring up multiple examples of former Lakers being dirty pieces of shits so your bitch ass mouth has no room to talk. You definitely have a lot of salt which is very laughable since the Spurs Lakers rivalry is dead. Pretty silly you are still living in the past when it comes to this rivalry since the current incarnations of both teams have no playoff history. Spurs are definitely living rent free in your head. Enjoy your 20 win seasons and Lavar running your team.

[lefty20]

:wow Spurfan and Lakerfan, shoulder to shoulder

Strange times, indeed.