Bosh to Mavs?

[LkrFan]

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This makes sense since he's from Dallas, but it would piss me off. He'd look better in Purple and Gold.

[Mitch]

We don't need him, Alberto. We got the truth being drafted at #2

[LkrFan]

We don't need him, Alberto. We got the truth being drafted at #2

:lol

Who you got us drafting at 2 son?

[LkrFan]

Bosh, even out of NBA for 2 years is >>> Julia Randle. Perfect stretch 4 for the Lakers. Do it Rob!

[LkrFan]

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[LkrFan]

If he signs with them and gets at least 25mpg (meaning he is in shape and healthy), pencil the Mavs in for at least the 8th seed.

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Can he play without bleeding to death or getting an embolism though?

[140]

Oh just realized that's a Mike Fisher arcticle...So, w:lolrthless

[LkrFan]

Can he play without bleeding to death or getting an embolism though?

Brrrrr that's cold! :lmao

[Dex]

No team is going to take on Bosh unless he has a 100% clear bill of health, which he never will at this point. The media frenzy would be absolutely devastating if any team puts this guy out on the court to die.

[monosylab1k]

Fuck this guy. He's been very public about his distaste for the city of Dallas and the thought of playing here. He's only considering it now because literally nobody is stupid enough to give him a try except for Mark Cuban. I want no part of this. Just like I did during the brief stint they had with Derek Fisher, I will not be a Mavericks fan if he's in uniform, I will do nothing but root for their failure.

[LkrFan]

Fuck this guy. He's been very public about his distaste for the city of Dallas and the thought of playing here. He's only considering it now because literally nobody is stupid enough to give him a try except for Mark Cuban. I want no part of this. Just like I did during the brief stint they had with Derek Fisher, I will not be a Mavericks fan if he's in uniform, I will do nothing but root for their failure.

Awesome. Do it Mark! :lol

[Mitch]

:lol

Who you got us drafting at 2 son?

Drafting lonzo, Lavar to ge new gm. :tu

[LkrFan]

Drafting lonzo, Lavar to ge new gm. :tu

GTFO s:loln

[Mark Celibate]

Rick Carlisle deserves better and it would be smart for him to jump ship the first chance he gets. Having to deal with this garbage every year is only hurting his legacy. What Pop went through in the Golden State series is what Carlisle has had to endure the entire time ever since the 2011 championship

[Mitch]

GTFO s:loln

Sorry, Ernesto. I meant lavar the new coach

[monosylab1k]

Oh just realized that's a Mike Fisher arcticle...So, w:lolrthless

:lmao yeah pretty much. He makes the most shameless clickbait headlines I've ever seen.

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[InRareForm]

One year deal right? Couldn't be multi-year with his condition

[unleashbaynes]

Rick Carlisle deserves better and it would be smart for him to jump ship the first chance he gets. Having to deal with this garbage every year is only hurting his legacy. What Pop went through in the Golden State series is what Carlisle has had to endure the entire time ever since the 2011 championship

This. Carlisle deserves better.

[LkrFan]

Sorry, Ernesto. I meant lavar the new coach

:lol

[LkrFan]

:lmao yeah pretty much. He makes the most shameless clickbait headlines I've ever seen.

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ORLY? Step one is done:

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Step 2, max deal with Mavs :lol

[UNT Eagles 2016]

No team is going to take on Bosh unless he has a 100% clear bill of health, which he never will at this point. The media frenzy would be absolutely devastating if any team puts this guy out on the court to die.

that'd be funny if it happened, though.

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Can he play without bleeding to death or getting an embolism though?

You don't think about that. Just scan the box scores and hope his Minutes Played stat isn't like 1 or 2.

[Thread]

No team is going to take on Bosh unless he has a 100% clear bill of health, which he never will at this point. The media frenzy would be absolutely devastating if any team puts this guy out on the court to die.

They'll tab some Media to lodge a story about how he shouldn't be barred from plying his trade. That he is an American and his dreams are his dreams and not our dreams. And if he does keel over they'll lodge another story or 3 about how "They're not really positive this death has absolutely anything to do with his prior condition!" Then the lion's share of Media will trumpet that angle, unless he's playing for the Lakers and then they'll drag out Bosh's kids and family members 3 generations back to condemn us. "This is a needless death of a proud black man. If he'd a been white this would not have happened. Oh."

[LkrFan]

They'll tab some Media to lodge a story about how he shouldn't be barred from plying his trade. That he is an American and his dreams are his dreams and not our dreams. And if he does keel over they'll lodge another story or 3 about how "They're not really positive this death has absolutely anything to do with his prior condition!" Then the lion's share of Media will trumpet that angle, unless he's playing for the Lakers and then they'll drag out Bosh's kids and family members 3 generations back to condemn us. "This is a needless death of a proud black man. If he'd a been white this would not have happened. Oh."

Cubby cooking with natural gas today! :rollin :lmao :rollin

[monosylab1k]

They'll tab some Media to lodge a story about how he shouldn't be barred from plying his trade. That he is an American and his dreams are his dreams and not our dreams. And if he does keel over they'll lodge another story or 3 about how "They're not really positive this death has absolutely anything to do with his prior condition!" Then the lion's share of Media will trumpet that angle, unless he's playing for the Lakers and then they'll drag out Bosh's kids and family members 3 generations back to condemn us. "This is a needless death of a proud black man. If he'd a been white this would not have happened. Oh."

White guy whining about racial inequalities levied against him :lmao In short, you can dish it, but you can't take it.

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White guy whining about racial inequalities levied against him :lmao In short, you can dish it, but you can't take it.

Just open up the phone line, big mouth.

[monosylab1k]

Just open up the phone line, big mouth.

Your capitulation is duly noted.

[DMC]

Thunder ignored prime TC because of a toe. I doubt a walking court death will sway anyone.