Texas humor

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Texas teachers give ‘most likely to become a terrorist’ award to 13-year-old

Seventh-grader Lizeth Villanueva has been in her school’s academic honors program for two years. She gets good grades and has never been a discipline problem. Yet on Tuesday, her teacher gave her a “most likely to become a terrorist” award.

It was supposed to be a joke, part of a mock end-of-the-year awards ceremony at Anthony Aguirre Junior High in

Channelview, Tex., near Houston, where a group of teachers hand certificates to students.

Lizeth, 13, said her teacher “just laughed” when she signed and handed her the certificate, just one day after the Manchester (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/it-was-all-so-good--and-then-mayhem-at-the-manchester-arena/2017/05/23/282257e6-3fb8-11e7-b29f-f40ffced2ddb_story.html?utm_term=.6e8f32e450ce) arena terrorist attack in Britain.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/05/26/texas-teachers-give-most-likely-to-become-a-terrorist-award-to-13-year-old/?utm_term=.142dc71faabe&wpisrc=nl_most-draw7&wpmm=1

typical "quality" of under-trained TX teachers?

[DarrinS]

I saw that on the news yesterday. That's f*cked up.

[rjv]

why they didn't give out a "teacher most likely to 'date' one of her students" awards.

[Trill Clinton]

i see this little girls name and photo when i look up the story but no sign of the teacher(s) identity who is responsible for this demonic act.

[SpursforSix]

what the fuck


She said two honors classes were brought together for the fake ceremony. Other awards included “most likely to cry for every little thing” that was given to a girl and “most likely to become homeless” that was presented to a boy.

[Chucho]

what the fuck

What do you mean? As fucked as these kids are today- statistically stupider, lazier, overly coddled and sheltered, coerced into mental disease, etc- these awards are very, very honest and realistic goals for this first full generation of Fascist-cultivated youth.

[spurraider21]

What do you mean? As fucked as these kids are today- statistically stupider, lazier, overly coddled and sheltered, coerced into mental disease, etc- these awards are very, very honest and realistic goals for this first full generation of Fascist-cultivated youth.stop persecuting him

[Chucho]

stop persecuting him


Sorry, didn't mean to take work away from the Fascist Left. My apologies. Please take your soapbox and remind us how morally superior the Fascists are...again.

[spurraider21]

Sorry, didn't mean to take work away from the Fascist Left. My apologies. Please take your soapbox and remind us how morally superior the Fascists are...again.
please, go back to reminding us about how christians are the most persecuted group in this country :lol

[SpursforSix]

What do you mean? As fucked as these kids are today- statistically stupider, lazier, overly coddled and sheltered, coerced into mental disease, etc- these awards are very, very honest and realistic goals for this first full generation of Fascist-cultivated youth.

I mean....it's really pretty funny. I don't have any context for how smart these kids are and how little they might not give a fuck. Just tell me the "most likely to be homeless" isn't a toothless black girl.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I guess there weren't any Muslims in that school, so probably not a SA school. There's lots of Muslims in SA, especially short term nomad migrants from Saudi-stan.

[Adam Lambert]

this is what happens when you dont pay teachers enough to build a staff that surpasses the average intelligence of their students by more than two years.

[pgardn]

Not unique to Texas.

You can find a stupid teacher story in any State.
It fits with the election results so fire away.

[Trill Clinton]

Dbl

[Trill Clinton]

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[monosylab1k]

868221670410080261

Holy shit. Seriously, fuck this culture.

[boutons_deux]

Holy shit. Seriously, fuck this culture.

Fuck TX and all other slave/red states

[TeyshaBlue]

:cry Fucking slave state :cry

http://m.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Racist-prom-blackface-lynching-los-gatos-high-11179387.php

[Chris]

Bro I'm so triggered by this. Hold me bro. I can't take a joke. I'm seriously offended by this. I was raised politically correct and this is counter-productive. Bro, I'm #StillWithHer

[unleashbaynes]

868221670410080261

That's incredibly inappropriate. Fuck everyone involved.

[ElNono]

What do you mean? As fucked as these kids are today- statistically stupider, lazier, overly coddled and sheltered, coerced into mental disease, etc- these awards are very, very honest and realistic goals for this first full generation of Fascist-cultivated youth.

:lol typical nostalgia post... "kids are not what they used to be!"

[spurraider21]

:lol typical nostalgia post... "kids are not what they used to be!""Even as I said it, I knew the phrase 'to make a living' could have absolutely no meaning to these children of the affluent society"

- accurate quote about millenials


































































jk, 1968 quote about baby boomers

[pgardn]

Fuck TX and all other slave/red states

So you would not mind splitting the country up Abe?

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State giving the state an ass pounding.