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monosylab1k
06-12-2017, 02:32 PM
Trump seriously held a cabinet meeting with the purpose of everybody kissing his ass in front of cameras :lmao

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-invites-employees-praise-him-173902550.html

President Donald Trump invited his top employees to shower him with compliments on Monday. They happily obliged, one-by-one, on live television.

During a Cabinet meeting at the White House, the president touted the “record-setting pace” of his legislative agenda and claimed “never has there been a president, with few exceptions” who has accomplished more while in office.

Trump then went around the table and called on each official to deliver brief remarks, beginning with Vice President Mike Pence. The bizarre scene that ensued resembled something out of North Korea, as each Cabinet official attempted to outdo one another with nice statements about their boss.

“It’s the greatest privilege of my life to serve as vice president to a president who is keeping his word to the American people, and assembling a team that’s bringing real change, real prosperity, real strength back to our nation,” Pence said.

Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao touted the success of “Infrastructure Week,” noting that “hundreds and hundreds of people were so thrilled” by the president’s visit to the Department of Transportation last week.

U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley, who has publicly broken with her boss on a number of issues, hailed Trump’s message to the world as transformational and called it a “new day” at the U.N.
“I think the international community knows we’re back,” she added.

“Thank you,” Trump responded. “It’s true.”

U.S. Trade Representative Robert Lighthizer apologized for the delay in his confirmation to the post.

“First of all, I want to apologize for being late for work. For four months, I got bogged down in the swamp that you want to drain,” he said, to laughter in the room.

Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue touted his recent trip to rural America.

“While we are bragging about international travel I just got back from Mississippi and they like you there,” he said, after others in the room mentioned traveling abroad.

White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus, who appears to be under constant threat of losing his job, thanked the president for “the opportunity and blessing to serve your agenda.”

CIA Director Mike Pompeo, however, took a pass by taking a shot at the president’s favorite punching bag: the press.

“In the finest tradition of the CIA, I’m not gonna say a damn thing in front of the media,” he said, garnering a round of laughter.

Trump then ended the public portion of the meeting by thanking reporters and photographers who were there, some of whom shouted questions about former FBI Director James Comey. The president did not respond, however, and White House aides ushered the press out of the room.

Chris
06-12-2017, 02:35 PM
:cry People like Trump :cry

:cry #StillWithHer :cry

monosylab1k
06-12-2017, 02:36 PM
:cry; People; like; Trump; :cry;

:cry; #Still;With;Her; :cry;

RandomGuy
06-12-2017, 02:39 PM
I listened to that.

It was the weirdest fucking thing I have heard coming out of government in a long time.

That and Clintons emails were bad. Thought I would get that variant of rule 42 in before TSA or tlongII does, FFS.

poop
06-12-2017, 02:43 PM
The old standby 'nazi' comparisons starting to lose their luster, huh?

Comparing freaking president trump to north korea? Seriously?? :rolleyes

I hope you have some motrin on hand, it must hurt to be that retarded every day

Chris
06-12-2017, 02:46 PM
It's the millennial way of life just compare it to something else instead of discussing it. Millenials are always comparing everything to rationalize their ridiculous values and groupthink.

spurraider21
06-12-2017, 02:48 PM
did scott pruitt actually say the US message at the G7 meetings on the environment was "received well" :lol

Pavlov
06-12-2017, 02:48 PM
Chris always ready to discuss issues in depth and with much civil manner.

monosylab1k
06-12-2017, 03:07 PM
It's; the; millennial; way; of; life; just; compare; it; to; something; else; instead; of; discussing; it; Millenials; are; always; comparing; everything; to; rationalize; their; ridiculous; values; and; groupthink;

boutons_deux
06-12-2017, 04:11 PM
Chuck Schumer And His Staff Perfectly Mock Trump For Forcing His Cabinet To Suck Up To Him

Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and his staff had the perfect response after Donald Trump forced his cabinet to stroke his fragile ego during his first full cabinet meeting.

video

http://www.politicususa.com/2017/06/12/chuck-schumer-staff-perfectly-mock-trump-forcing-cabinet-suck.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+politicususa%2FfJAl+%28Politi cus+USA+%29

Trash, the whole wolrd is digusted at your ridiculous self, LAUGHING at you.

poop
06-12-2017, 04:51 PM
Agree, everyone is laughing at Cuck Choomer

Proxy
06-12-2017, 07:46 PM
:crymillennials are RUINING this country:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cr y with their NAZI talk:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry

haha, can't wait for the grandpa generation that complains about this shit to die out

DarrinS
06-12-2017, 07:59 PM
Yeah, that cabinet meeting was super cringy.

pgardn
06-12-2017, 09:33 PM
did scott pruitt actually say the US message at the G7 meetings on the environment was "received well" :lol

Thats what the boss wants to hear, you tell it to him.
Did someone think this was some sort of Frkn democracy where we might attempt to act on real events?

DMX7
06-12-2017, 10:26 PM
That Trump meeting was definitely cringe worthy, but in defense of the cabinet members (except Pence), it was Pence who really set the tone with how much he gushed over Trump. I think it had a domino effect on the rest of the cabinet members when it was their turn to speak because they had to thank Trump or look like they weren't grateful for their job like Pence or the guy who had just spoken before them. Pence is just aweful, so the victory cigar brought out for a Trump impeachment will be quite short for Dems knowing he is waiting in the wings.

Adam Lambert
06-12-2017, 10:30 PM
oh mista trump you have very big penis
our penis, so small
you penis, so very big

baseline bum
06-12-2017, 10:37 PM
oh mista trump you have very big penis
our penis, so small
you penis, so very big

:rollin

boutons_deux
06-12-2017, 10:48 PM
Praise Be: Never Has There Been A President


https://www.commondreams.org/sites/default/files/users/user1368/cabinet_dcigh_numaat6e5.jpeg

Okay, so we really don't wanna write again about our appalling Trash Monster, but things just keep getting weirder.

On Monday, Trump held his first full Cabinet meeting, a surreal, sycophantic, ring-kissing, "Great-Leader-esque" televised spectacle wherein the delusional and grovelling participants, respectively, saw one thing and the rest of the world saw another.

A smirking Trump crowed (http://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/12/trump-makes-bizarre-claims-at-press-event-as-cabinet-members-take-turns-praising-him.html)about all his great (fictional) legislative and economic achievements that “nobody would have believed” and how "never has there been a president" so good at presidenting ever, well, except maybe for FDR and some other guys, but almost never.

Then he turned to every flunky, toady and suck-up pertly seated around the shiny table and asked, sad-and-needy-child-like,

Whaddya think guys (and one woman, Betsy DeVos, who doesn't count)? Aren't we doing great?

One by one, they forfeited whatever sliver of humanity that remains to them, bent low, and obliged their Great Leader.

It would have been obscene if it hadn't been so bizarre.

Mike Pence: “Greatest privilege of my life, to serve as vice president to a president who’s keeping his word to the American people.”

Reince Priebus: “We thank you for the opportunity and blessing to serve your agenda.

“You’ve set the exact right message,” said Jeff Sessions.

“The response is fabulous around the country.”

"You are a good, good boy," said everyone else, basically.

Now can we get paid?

The rest of the world, watching in horror, declared (https://twitter.com/search?q=trump+cabinet+meeting&ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Ese arch) the boot-licking extravaganza

"deeply weird,"

"terribly pathetic,"

"monumentally embarrassing,"

"a bad episode of The Apprentice,"

"an ass-kissers' convention,"

"an interminable cabinet spray,"

"a snuff film for American democracy,"

"Knights of the Dumb Table,"

"Good Morning, Pyongyang" in D.C.,

"tin-pot dictator shit,"

"easily the worst queer softcore I have ever seen," and,

from one longtime reporter, (https://twitter.com/GlennThrush)

"one of the most exquisitely awkward public events" ever.

One noted (https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/874299985390698497) the startling absence of a burnt offering;

another added in mock surprise, "I didn't know @CNN (https://twitter.com/CNN) could legally air a full on circle jerk."

https://www.commondreams.org/further/2017/06/12/praise-be-never-has-there-been-president

boutons_deux
06-12-2017, 10:54 PM
Trump Is So Mentally Ill That The White House Used A Cabinet Meeting To Treat His Depression

That bizarre dear leader meeting where Trump's cabinet was forced to praise him was part of an intentional effort by the White House to boost Trump out of his depression. In other words, the White House virtually confirmed that this president has some mental health issues going on

Trump’s cabinet was forced to praise him was part of an intentional effort by the White House to boost Trump out of his depression.

In other words, the White House virtually confirmed that this president has some mental health issues going on

Trump claimed

to have passed more legislation than nearly every other president, but he has passed no major legislation.

Trump also claimed to be creating jobs, when job growth has slowed since his election, and

he hailed his tax plan as the biggest tax cut in history, but he has no tax plan.

It turns out that the praise was part of an effort to boost Trump’s mood.

If the charade proved anything, it is that there is no one in this White House with the guts to stand up to Trump and tell him the truth.

Instead of a team of rivals, Trump has assembled a team of enablers.

Never in American history has a televised cabinet meeting been turned into an intervention for a president.

Donald Trump is not well, and the only way anything is going to be done about it is if voters throw the Republicans who enable him out of office.

http://www.politicususa.com/2017/06/12/trump-mentally-ill-white-house-cabinet-meeting-treat-depression.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+politicususa%2FfJAl+%28Politi cus+USA+%29

Trash is sick, mentally deranged, unhinged, but fucking Americans still support him at 40%.

Trash, VRWC/BigCorp/BigFinance/Repugs are much more dangerous to America than Muslim terrorists.

And Trumpcare will kill 10Ks of Americans.

baseline bum
06-12-2017, 11:01 PM
Told you this faggot is our Dear Leader

boutons_deux
06-12-2017, 11:12 PM
Donald Trump is losing control of his presidency

http://media.salon.com/2016/12/trump_chaos-620x412.jpg

New reports indicate that President Donald Trump is aware of the extent to which he has lost control of his own presidency and is determined to fix the situation.

“Another week, and no progress on the GOP agenda,” one high-ranking Republican told Axios (https://www.axios.com/trump-on-an-island-all-alone-2440220392.html).

“Infrastructure Week turned into Comey Week.

No one really knows Trump and came to D.C. with him.

He is a president on an island, all alone…

[T]he ability to get anything done is in double jeopardy.”

Trump seems to be placing at least some of the blame on his chief of staff, Reince Priebus,

“I’m giving you until July 4. I don’t want them to come into this mess. If I’m going to clean house, they will come in as fresh blood,” Priebus is reported to have said.

Despite this reported humiliation, Priebus recently thanked Trump for the “blessing” of being able to serve as his chief of staff,

http://www.salon.com/2017/06/12/donald-trump-is-losing-control-of-his-presidency/

Thread
06-13-2017, 07:49 AM
Trump President. Not Clinton.

Xevious
06-13-2017, 08:58 AM
Everybody knows Trump needs reassurance and to have his ego stroked constantly. But this says even more about his cabinet. Where is their pride and self respect to air that ridiculous display on tv? Just fucking weird.

AaronY
06-13-2017, 09:03 AM
Yeah, that cabinet meeting was super cringy.
Whoa, who took over Darrins account

poop
06-13-2017, 09:26 AM
Lol at the snowflakes melting over every tiny ridiculous thing they can scrape up

AaronY
06-13-2017, 09:54 AM
Lol at the snowflakes melting over every tiny ridiculous thing they can scrape up
You seem like a real tough guy

Trainwreck2100
06-13-2017, 10:25 AM
Lol at the snowflakes melting over every tiny ridiculous thing they can scrape up

so you agree that display was ridiculous?

boutons_deux
06-13-2017, 10:48 AM
Pootin has arrested hordes of demonstrators, because demonstrations are illegal, meanwhile ...

19 US red/slave states have made legal demonstrations more difficult to permit, and greatly increased the penalties for "freedom of assembly".

Demonstrations are now "monitored" by heavily militarized cops, with hair triggers for rubber bullets, water cannon, tear gas, batons.

Thread
06-13-2017, 10:49 AM
Pootin has arrested hordes of demonstrators, because demonstrations are illegal, meanwhile ...

19 US red/slave states have made legal demonstrations more difficult to permit, and greatly increased the penalties for "freedom of assembly".

Demonstrations are now "monitored" by heavily militarized cops, with hair triggers for rubber bullets, water cannon, tear gas, batons.

Good. All the way around, good.

clambake
06-13-2017, 11:17 AM
yeah all we need is a bunch of hippies burnin' draft cards.

Thread
06-13-2017, 11:22 AM
yeah all we need is a bunch of hippies burnin' draft cards.

& I'll remind you, Clammy, that your mother will love you no matter what you do. Because she is a woman. And I love you too, son, but, I also love our country and the principles on which she stands. And you if decide to burn your draft card, you can burn your birth certificate at the same time. From that moment on I have no son.

baseline bum
06-13-2017, 11:29 AM
From that moment on I have no son.

Who would you and Katie girl molest then?

clambake
06-13-2017, 11:30 AM
& I'll remind you, Clammy, that your mother will love you no matter what you do. Because she is a woman. And I love you too, son, but, I also love our country and the principles on which she stands. And you if decide to burn your draft card, you can burn your birth certificate at the same time. From that moment on I have no son.

this is a new world, dale. you don't have to believe, just agree to believe.

and these principles......what are they again?

Thread
06-13-2017, 11:36 AM
this is a new world, dale. you don't have to believe, just agree to believe.

and these principles......what are they again?


I don't know, I didn't write the song. Victor Lundberg did.

Thread
06-13-2017, 11:37 AM
An Open Letter to my Teenage Son:::



Song Lyrics:


Dear son:

You ask my reaction to long hair or beards on young people
Some great men have worn long hair and beards
George Washington and Abraham Lincoln
If to you long hair or a beard is a symbol of independence
If you believe in your heart that the principles of this country
Our heritage, is worthy of this display of pride
That all men shall remain free
That free men at all times will not inflict their personal limitations
Of achievement on others,
That demands your own rights as well as the rights of others
And be willing to fight for this right, you have my blessings
You ask that I not judge you merely as a teenager
To judge you on your own personal habits, abilities and goals
This is a fair request and I promise that I will not judge any person
Only as a teenager if you will constantly remind yourself that some of my
generation judge people by their race, their belief or the color
of their skin and that this is no more right than saying all
teenagers are drunken dope addicts or glue sniffers
If you will judge every human being on his own individual potential
I will do the same.
You ask me if God is dead
This is a question each individual must answer within himself
But a warm summer day with all its brightness
All its sound, all its exhilarating breathiness just happened
God is love. Remember that God is a guide and not a storm trooper
Realize that many of the past and present generation
Because of a well intended but unjustifiable misconception
Have attempted to legislate morality
This created part of the basis
For your generations need to rebel against our society
With this knowledge perhaps your children will never ask
Is God dead?
I sometimes think much of mankind is attempting to work Him to death

You ask my opinion of draft card burners. I would answer this way
All past wars have been dirty, unfair, immoral, bloody and second-guessed
However, history has shown most of them necessary
If you doubt that our free enterprise system
In the United States is worth protecting, if you doubt the principles
Upon which this country was founded, that we remain free to choose our religion
Our individual endeavors, our method of government
If you doubt that each free individual in this great country
should reap rewards commensurate only with his own efforts
Than it is doubtful you belong here
If you doubt that people who govern us
Should be selected by their desire
To allow us to strive for any goal we feel capable of obtaining
Then its doubtful you should participate in their selection
If you are not grateful to a country
That gave your father the opportunity to work
For his family to give you the things you have and you do not feel pride
Enough to fight for your right to continue in this
manner, then I assume the blame for your failure
To recognize the true value of our birthright
And I will remind you that your mother will love
you no matter what you do, because she is a woman
And I love you too, son
But I also love our country and the principles for which we stand
And if you decide to burn your draft card
then burn your birth certificate at the same time
From that moment on, I have no son

Kim Jong-il
06-13-2017, 11:52 AM
Whoa, who took over Darrins account
He occasionally throws a bone like that to keep up the facade that he isn't a Trump chode licker.

Th'Pusher
06-13-2017, 12:28 PM
Trump failing at President. Not Clinton.

Fify

Thread
06-13-2017, 01:04 PM
Fify

Only pussies & assholes edit another member's post.

Th'Pusher
06-13-2017, 07:46 PM
Only pussies & assholes edit another member's post.

Only pussies and assholes consistently repost the same low value shit.

Thread
06-13-2017, 07:58 PM
Only pussies and assholes consistently repost the same low value shit.

That's what you get for decorating your saloon with my President.

Th'Pusher
06-13-2017, 09:21 PM
That's what you get for decorating your saloon with my President.

I get a pussy and an asshole. Unfortunately our president is a complete and total failure. An ameture and an embarrassment.

DMC
06-13-2017, 10:15 PM
I get a pussy and an asshole. Unfortunately our president is a complete and total failure. An ameture and an embarrassment.

wat

Th'Pusher
06-13-2017, 11:12 PM
wat
Amateur. Poor spelling I'll concede, but God bless, are you so fucking stupid you couldn't figure the word out through the context?

DMC
06-13-2017, 11:47 PM
Amateur. Poor spelling I'll concede, but God bless, are you so fucking stupid you couldn't figure the word out through the context?
"ding"

:lol

DMC
06-13-2017, 11:49 PM
An Open Letter to my Teenage Son:::



Song Lyrics:


Dear son:

You ask my reaction to long hair or beards on young people
Some great men have worn long hair and beards
George Washington and Abraham Lincoln
If to you long hair or a beard is a symbol of independence
If you believe in your heart that the principles of this country
Our heritage, is worthy of this display of pride
That all men shall remain free
That free men at all times will not inflict their personal limitations
Of achievement on others,
That demands your own rights as well as the rights of others
And be willing to fight for this right, you have my blessings
You ask that I not judge you merely as a teenager
To judge you on your own personal habits, abilities and goals
This is a fair request and I promise that I will not judge any person
Only as a teenager if you will constantly remind yourself that some of my
generation judge people by their race, their belief or the color
of their skin and that this is no more right than saying all
teenagers are drunken dope addicts or glue sniffers
If you will judge every human being on his own individual potential
I will do the same.
You ask me if God is dead
This is a question each individual must answer within himself
But a warm summer day with all its brightness
All its sound, all its exhilarating breathiness just happened
God is love. Remember that God is a guide and not a storm trooper
Realize that many of the past and present generation
Because of a well intended but unjustifiable misconception
Have attempted to legislate morality
This created part of the basis
For your generations need to rebel against our society
With this knowledge perhaps your children will never ask
Is God dead?
I sometimes think much of mankind is attempting to work Him to death

You ask my opinion of draft card burners. I would answer this way
All past wars have been dirty, unfair, immoral, bloody and second-guessed
However, history has shown most of them necessary
If you doubt that our free enterprise system
In the United States is worth protecting, if you doubt the principles
Upon which this country was founded, that we remain free to choose our religion
Our individual endeavors, our method of government
If you doubt that each free individual in this great country
should reap rewards commensurate only with his own efforts
Than it is doubtful you belong here
If you doubt that people who govern us
Should be selected by their desire
To allow us to strive for any goal we feel capable of obtaining
Then its doubtful you should participate in their selection
If you are not grateful to a country
That gave your father the opportunity to work
For his family to give you the things you have and you do not feel pride
Enough to fight for your right to continue in this
manner, then I assume the blame for your failure
To recognize the true value of our birthright
And I will remind you that your mother will love
you no matter what you do, because she is a woman
And I love you too, son
But I also love our country and the principles for which we stand
And if you decide to burn your draft card
then burn your birth certificate at the same time
From that moment on, I have no son


That's nice but a bit preachy. I mean, going on about how God is a guide then talking about war, and disowning a son as if God disowned his son for completely bastardizing the faith he spent thousands of years developing with the Jews.

RandomGuy
06-14-2017, 11:19 AM
The old standby 'nazi' comparisons starting to lose their luster, huh?

Comparing freaking president trump to north korea? Seriously?? :rolleyes

I hope you have some motrin on hand, it must hurt to be that retarded every day

Did you watch the meeting?

DMC
06-14-2017, 04:17 PM
btw, OP... "slowly becoming North Korea.. that's stupid.

That's like saying "We are out of avocados. We are slowly becoming Ethiopia"

Kim Jong-il
06-14-2017, 05:14 PM
btw, OP... "slowly becoming North Korea.. that's stupid.

That's like saying "We are out of avocados. We are slowly becoming Ethiopia"

Or saying "I have a shitty analogy but wanna reply anyways. I am slowly becoming DMC"

DMC
06-14-2017, 05:31 PM
Or saying "I have a shitty analogy but wanna reply anyways. I am slowly becoming DMC"

We are not slowly becoming North fucking Korea because of an event. A move to one direction isn't becoming the extreme. It's moving from the opposite direction. None of your shitty alts can negate that fact or hide from it.

Kim Jong-il
06-14-2017, 05:34 PM
We are not slowly becoming North fucking Korea because of an event. A move to one direction isn't becoming the extreme. It's moving from the opposite direction. None of your shitty alts can negate that fact or hide from it.

lol triggered

DMC
06-14-2017, 05:35 PM
lol triggered

"ding" :lol

spurraider21
06-14-2017, 05:38 PM
"ding" :lol
well played imo tbh

Adam Lambert
06-14-2017, 05:39 PM
We are not slowly becoming North fucking Korea because of an event.

no, dumbass, we are slowly becoming north korea because a large enough part of the electorate felt that a self centered autistic blowhard who surrounds himself with family members and sycophants and cant read a fucking security briefing was fit to be our dear leader for the next four years

Kim Jong-il
06-14-2017, 05:40 PM
well played imo tbh
You and your soulmate's trolldar is way off :lmao

DMC
06-14-2017, 05:53 PM
no, dumbass, we are slowly becoming north korea because a large enough part of the electorate felt that a self centered autistic blowhard who surrounds himself with family members and sycophants and cant read a fucking security briefing was fit to be our dear leader for the next four years


You and your soulmate's trolldar is way off :lmao

Two queer alts, intrepidity personified tbh fwiw

Kim Jong-il
06-14-2017, 06:01 PM
"These trolls all shit talk me, they must be the same person :cry"

slowly becoming Fabbs :lmao

DMC
06-14-2017, 07:10 PM
"These trolls all shit talk me, they must be the same person :cry"

slowly becoming Fabbs :lmao

"ding"

:lol trolls that keep responding aren't really very good

clambake
06-14-2017, 07:13 PM
rodman there to patch things over.

all is well.

Kim Jong-il
06-14-2017, 07:15 PM
"ding"

:lol trolls that keep responding aren't really very good
":cry stop responding I want the last word! Multitrolls, kitty litter, ralph wiggum etc"

DMC
06-14-2017, 07:23 PM
"ding" :lol

Kim Jong-il
06-14-2017, 07:34 PM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=3662 :lol

DMC
06-14-2017, 10:49 PM
"ding" :lol

Kim Jong-il
06-14-2017, 11:37 PM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=3662 :lol