CROFLMAO Povertyball

[Clipper Nation]

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:lmao A professional povertyball team just let a beer-league team score on them... ya gotta believe me.

[spurraider21]

874779184480038913

:lmao A professional povertyball team just let a beer-league team score on them... ya gotta believe me.
remember when the dream team lost to college guys :lol

[DAF86]

What "professional" team would that be, tbh?

[apalisoc_9]

Those fans being more active than your average ball player.

[Mitch]

Tbh, what's a "professional" team for kick ball? Every city in every 3rd world country (like argentina) has a dozen teams since all you need is a ball and a handful of pocket change to start up.

[DMC]

Tbh, what's a "professional" team for kick ball? Every city in every 3rd world country (like argentina) has a dozen teams since all you need is a ball and a handful of pocket change to start up.

You can tell the professionals, they get off work from their day jobs at 3pm instead of 6pm.

[FlAVaK]

What "professional" team would that be, tbh?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/soccer-insider/wp/2017/06/13/in-pro-am-u-s-open-cup-match-d-c-united-prevails-over-christo-fc-4-1/

[midnightpulp]

:lol

This shows the relatively low skill and athleticism ceiling TicTacTrot has. A beer league baseball team wouldn't get a single hit even off of an AA squad, which is about the equivalent of MLS compared to the top leagues (EPL, La Liga, etc).


“These guys train every day,” said Christos co-coach Bryan Bugarin, whose team rarely practices. “

:lmao

[apalisoc_9]

:lol

This shows the relatively low skill and athleticism ceiling TicTacTrot has. A beer league baseball team wouldn't get a single hit even off of an AA squad, which is about the equivalent of MLS compared to the top leagues (EPL, La Liga, etc).



:lmao

Dude stop making shit up. Even a fat twelve year old boy can stand in the middle field for the whole inning, go to the bench and crunch on some sesasme seeds while he scratches his itchy balls.

[midnightpulp]

Dude stop making shit up. Even a fat twelve year old boy can stand in the middle field for the whole inning, go to the bench and crunch on some sesasme seeds while he scratches his itchy balls.

Then what happens when a 120 mph line drive comes at him or when he has to bat?

Here's an average Joe struggling to simply catch an accurately thrown 100 mph fastball.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-4xZkja634

This is why recreational "baseball" is always slow pitch softball. Meanwhile, recreational soccer is played by the same rules as the real game.

[apalisoc_9]

Sure man...I mean I'm sure we also had to Deal with rare circumstances once or twice in our life just as much as baseball players have to deal with physical exertion in an average baseball game.

[midnightpulp]

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:lmao A professional povertyball team just let a beer-league team score on them... ya gotta believe me.

Furthermore, it was a tie game until the 81st minute. :lol

This would NEVER happen in baseball, football, hockey, or basketball. Or even golf or tennis. I don't care if it was an MLS squad. MLS is probably equivalent to AA (baseball) and NCAA (basketball and football). A bunch of Joes who play in the respective "beer leagues" in those sports would get slaughtered by an AA team, Alabama, or North Carolina.

No way in hell would the YMCA local be tied in the 3rd quarter with North Carolina :lol

[midnightpulp]

Sure man...I mean I'm sure we also had to Deal with rare circumstances once or twice in our life just as much as baseball players have to deal with physical exertion in an average baseball game.

I've already shown that MLB players reach faster speeds than soccer players.

So if baseball players aren't "exerting" themselves, then soccer players must be sleeping :lol

[apalisoc_9]

I've already shown that MLB players reach faster speeds than soccer players.

So if baseball players aren't "exerting" themselves, then soccer players must be sleeping :lol

Speaking of sleeping, How does a non batting player survive the extrenous butt clenching and Gum chewing activities he goes through as the game transitions to offense. Must be tough


Heard butt clenching causes long term constipation...Baseball players are tough.

[midnightpulp]

Speaking of sleeping, How does a non batting player survive the extrenous butt clenching and Gum chewing activities he goes through as the game transitions to offense. Must be tough


Heard butt clenching causes long term constipation...Baseball players are tough.

Trolling aside, MMGAY is probably the biggest sport with the lowest skill ceiling. Professional wrestlers can become world champions in that. Yeah, Brock was a good college wrestler, but the dude was away from it for like 10 years and became a dominant force in MMA like after a month of training :lol

Going to be nice to see McGregor humbled.

[dfens]

:lol peasants talking about their cute little us-centric snooze games while 2 billion people watch real european football
:lol 4 hour games with 15 minutes of play, rest is commercials non stop about burgers and pills
:lol 330 million people and not a single shot at the world cup, that's china/india levels of incompetence
:lol cue in the "we don't play excuse" while football is the 2nd most popular sport in the us :lmao
:lol incoherent excuses from incoherent losers
:lol our baseball/murican football are better because we got bigger faster stronger :monkey:monkey:monkey .. athletes.
:lol said athletes literally suffer from brain damage
:lol thinking mexican football is the gold standard
:lol teamwork and intelligence are overrated traits in merica
:lol calling a basteradized rugby football because one touch in 100 is with the foot :lmao:lmao

trump voters tbh. :lmao

[Venti Quattro]

:lol baseball

[140]

:lol peasants talking about their cute little us-centric snooze games while 2 billion people watch real european football
:lol 4 hour games with 15 minutes of play, rest is commercials non stop about burgers and pills
:lol 330 million people and not a single shot at the world cup, that's china/india levels of incompetence
:lol cue in the "we don't play excuse" while football is the 2nd most popular sport in the us :lmao
:lol incoherent excuses from incoherent losers
:lol our baseball/murican football are better because we got bigger faster stronger :monkey:monkey:monkey .. athletes.
:lol said athletes literally suffer from brain damage
:lol thinking mexican football is the gold standard
:lol teamwork and intelligence are overrated traits in merica
:lol calling a basteradized rugby football because one touch in 100 is with the foot :lmao:lmao

trump voters tbh. :lmao
:wow

[140]

:lol baseball