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rastaspur
06-26-2017, 08:17 PM
If so, please kidnap aldridge if he isn't traded by opening day. Lock him in there for a couple of years.

I need a cap expert to verify whether a missing player comes off the books. Surely there is a "Celtics pride" provision to not punish a team for the actions of a crazed fan.

sasaint
06-26-2017, 08:35 PM
If so, please kidnap aldridge if he isn't traded by opening day. Lock him in there for a couple of years.

I need a cap expert to verify whether a missing player comes off the books. Surely there is a "Celtics pride" provision to not punish a team for the actions of a crazed fan.

Have no fear. The way the team gave SJax the bum's rush, LMA will not be with the Spurs on opening night.

GSH
06-26-2017, 08:46 PM
The Spurs would get the Disappeared Player Exception. Unless they think he's in rehab - then they could use the Lamar Odom Exception.

rastaspur
06-26-2017, 09:03 PM
Someone needs to get him addicted to meth.

dabom
06-26-2017, 09:05 PM
spurstacular and the greatfaggot share a sound proof basement. :lol

rastaspur
06-26-2017, 09:19 PM
spurstacular and the greatfaggot share a sound proof basement. :lol

Link?
:lol

Those kind of accusations need proof for purposes of traction.

SPURt
06-26-2017, 09:23 PM
My mom does, that's where I live

rastaspur
06-26-2017, 09:26 PM
My mom does, that's where I live

I think you need a roomie. Let's make it happen. I will western union you some money to feed him meth and v8 juice.

SPURt
06-26-2017, 09:29 PM
I think you need a roomie. Let's make it happen. I will western union you some money to feed him meth and v8 juice.
That's a little unhealthy. My mom's breast milk is all the sustenance he'll need. He'll love it, momma's breast milk tastes like the sweetest melons ever! If he wants something savory I may need to call dad down.

rastaspur
06-26-2017, 09:32 PM
That's a little unhealthy. My mom's breast milk is all the sustenance he'll need. He'll love it, momma's breast milk tastes like the sweetest melons ever! If he wants something savory I may need to call dad down.

I am all for scarring him for life. Tell daddy to put him in a gimp suit while you are at it.

SPURt
06-26-2017, 09:35 PM
I am all for scarring him for life. Tell daddy to put him in a gimp suit while you are at it.
That's a little too classy. I think wrapping him in Saran Wrap is more appropriate.

spurraider21
06-26-2017, 09:37 PM
ask avante

DMC
06-26-2017, 11:39 PM
Unfortunately it doesn't matter if we keep or trade Aldridge unless you think the 2nd or 3rd round is the championship for the Spurs.

Arcadian
06-27-2017, 04:38 AM
:lol

Chinook
06-27-2017, 06:25 AM
He'd come off the cap next year no matter what, but time not sure if he'd get his option in absentia.