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apalisoc_9
06-30-2017, 05:03 PM
Fatball :lmao
Sitball :lmao
Sunflowerseedsball :lmao
Benchball :lmao
Standball :lmao
ScratchingItchyballsinbenchball :lmao

140
06-30-2017, 05:40 PM
What burns more calories, beisbol or e-Sports?

Legit question tbh

lefty
06-30-2017, 07:16 PM
But hitting a ball at XXX MPH!!!!!!!

Avante
06-30-2017, 07:29 PM
How many people on the planet can throw a 98MPH pitch and how many people on the planet can hit one?

lefty20
06-30-2017, 07:53 PM
So what ur saying is soccer = track meet then? Thnx, but we already knew those skinny little bitches weren't good for much else.

lefty
06-30-2017, 08:01 PM
But hitting a ball at XXX MPH!!!!!!!


How many people on the planet can throw a 98MPH pitch and how many people on the planet can hit one?

lefty
06-30-2017, 08:02 PM
So what ur saying is soccer = track meet then? Thnx, but we already knew those skinny little bitches weren't good for much else.

Well yeah track is a sport unlike beisbol

Avante
06-30-2017, 08:14 PM
I could list over 100 track athletes who have played po footall.

unleashbaynes
06-30-2017, 09:07 PM
What a stupid fucking way to qualify something.

midnightpulp
07-01-2017, 12:59 AM
What a stupid fucking way to qualify something.

For some reason, the TicTacTrot crew is obsessed with running as the measure of athleticism.

Running is the biggest participation activity in the world. It's easy.

Furthermore, a 104 year old marathon runner will run more in a day than a TicTacTrot player will run in 5 games. So I guess 104 year old marathon runners are better athletes than TicTacTrot players now.

Chris
07-01-2017, 01:01 AM
How many people on the planet can throw a 98MPH pitch and how many people on the planet can hit one?

/thread

midnightpulp
07-01-2017, 01:04 AM
How many people on the planet can throw a 98MPH pitch and how many people on the planet can hit one?

Funny enough, pitching is a lot more physically demanding than jogging around for 90 minutes.


"Shoulder rotation in baseball pitching is the fastest motion of any joint in any athlete," Fleisig says; moving faster than hip joints in sprinters or shoulders in elite tennis players."

TicTacTrot loses again.

Silver&Black
07-01-2017, 01:15 AM
Still waiting for a beisbol clip/gif funnier or more disgusting than the ones of the German coach eating his boogers, sniffing his armpits, sniffing his balls, and digging in his butthole and taking a big ole whiff.

Can it be done?

midnightpulp
07-01-2017, 01:17 AM
Anyhow, why do TicTacTrot fans still even try? They've lost every troll battle. Let's review:

They said soccer players are more athletic. Proven wrong by hard data.

They said the majority of baseball players are fat. Proven wrong.

They said baseball is easy because Michael Jordan tried playing (and failed by being the worst player in the league [AA]) and because Tim Tebow is trying (top 5 worst player in the league in freakin low A. He did get called up to High A to sell tickets, though). Fact is more "failed" athletes have transitioned to other sports with more success than vice versa.

And ClipperNation put the stake in the heart here when he found that a fuckin' beer league team who never practices almost beat a professional soccer club. Never, ever would happen in any other sport.

midnightpulp
07-01-2017, 01:23 AM
Still waiting for a beisbol clip/gif funnier or more disgusting than the ones of the German coach eating his boogers, sniffing his armpits, sniffing his balls, and digging in his butthole and taking a big ole whiff.

Can it be done?

And he did it again!

Damn, can't find the pic on google. Saw it on another sports forum and they were making fun of the fact he's a repeat offender in that area :lol

FkLA
07-01-2017, 01:41 AM
Baseball? More like Juiceball am I right, mid?

lol at once again allowing PEDs in an effort to save the game

jimbo
07-01-2017, 01:41 AM
How many people on the planet can throw a 98MPH pitch and how many people on the planet can hit one?

Vince Wilfork prolly could

midnightpulp
07-01-2017, 01:52 AM
Baseball? More like Juiceball am I right, mid?

lol at once again allowing PEDs in an effort to save the game

Save what game?

World Series ratings were higher than NBA Finals ratings (and this is a fair comparison, since last season's NBA featured the biggest storyline in American sports [Cleveland sports curse] while the World Series featured the 2nd biggest storyline in American sports). Regional ratings continue to smash. Attendance is up. And baseball still polls (by a wide margin) as the US's 2nd favorite sport.

If you knew something about baseball, you'd understand that the increase in homers has nothing to do with juice or juiced balls.

FkLA
07-01-2017, 01:58 AM
Save what game?

World Series ratings were higher than NBA Finals ratings (and this is a fair comparison, since last season's NBA featured the biggest storyline in American sports [Cleveland sports curse] while the World Series featured the 2nd biggest storyline in American sports). Regional ratings continue to smash. Attendance is up. And baseball still polls (by a wide margin) as the US's 2nd favorite sport.

It's an old white man's game. Younger generations aren't drawn to fatball. That's no secret.


If you knew something about baseball, you'd understand that the increase in homers has nothing to do with juice or juiced balls.

:lol you can't be that naive

Please enlighten me.

midnightpulp
07-01-2017, 02:30 AM
It's an old white man's game. Younger generations aren't drawn to fatball. That's no secret.


Proof? Oh, "journalistic" articles that only look at ESPN national game of the week ratings to make their case?

Actual poll conducted by the Economist:

http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/54eb68dc69bedd5a0985da71-800-440/02-138.png

As you can see, "young people" follow both the NBA and MLB with equal interest across the board (Closely/Somewhat closely evens out when combined).

On this poll, baseball beats the NBA in the coveted 18-34 demo:

http://mmapayout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/1834-Demographic.jpg

Most popular team participation sport in the US (when combined with softball) in 2016:


Baseball and softball combined to rank as the most participated team sport in 2016, according to the annual report by the Sports & Fitness Industry Association, a leader in sports participation research.

The MLB has more frequent attendees in the 18-34 group than the NFL, MLS, and NHL.

http://www.sportsmarketanalytics.com/Blog/July-2015/New-Search-Access-Point-Enhances-Immediate-Awarene/Chart-4.aspx

Another faulty assumption you have is that tastes remain static throughout life. Kids don't know what they like at 8,9,10 years old. Today, their favorite sport is football, tomorrow, it's hockey.


:lol you can't be that naive

Please enlighten me.

You should be able to figure it out since baseball is an "easy" sport to analyze.

dfens
07-01-2017, 03:50 AM
Fatball :lmao
Sitball :lmao
Sunflowerseedsball :lmao
Benchball :lmao
Standball :lmao
ScratchingItchyballsinbenchball :lmao

https://i.giphy.com/media/3o72F7Yl8y35V5gCZO/giphy-downsized-large.gif
son, you know we got this covered :lol


What burns more calories, beisbol or e-Sports?
Legit question tbh

the better question is what adds more. Before I first saw a game of beisball I legitimately thought that it was some sort of amateur game at a grand hamburger eating contest tbh.


But hitting a ball at XXX MPH!!!!!!!
Now imagine doing that with a foot or catching it without having full body armor :lol

midnightpulp
07-01-2017, 04:23 AM
https://i.giphy.com/media/3o72F7Yl8y35V5gCZO/giphy-downsized-large.gif
son, you know we got this covered :lol



the better question is what adds more. Before I first saw a game of beisball I legitimately thought that it was some sort of amateur game at a grand hamburger eating contest tbh.


Now imagine doing that with a foot or catching it without having full body armor :lol

:lol A soccer ball has the density of a balloon compared to a baseball and loses over 20% of its velocity as soon as its kicked due to drag. A baseball loses about 7mph every 60 feet. Yeah, trying taking this shot to the head:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Malj3Fqm8

Had to have emergency brain surgery. And get this, he wanted to stay in the game.

Meanwhile, those faggots in TacTacFlop act like they've been shot after getting flicked in the ear.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/bd/a3/39/bda3397b3cc73a7b9048321271aedefb.jpg

And you Neanderthals love to sit there and watch this garbage while you bang on drums for hours as the game ends in yet another tie.

Silver&Black
07-01-2017, 04:42 AM
And he did it again!

Need video proof, tbh.

midnightpulp
07-01-2017, 04:50 AM
Need video proof, tbh.

:lol I wish I could find the pic.

Here's another pic of that slob doing it at practice, though.

http://brightcove04.o.brightcove.com/4221396001/4221396001_4940373269001_4940359295001-vs.jpg?pubId=4221396001&videoId=4940359295001

DAF86
07-01-2017, 01:10 PM
What does the dirty, pathological ticks of a guy have to do with a sport? This shit is getting way off track, tbh. :lol

Mitch
07-01-2017, 01:23 PM
Beisbol is a game of skill, not athleticism. It shouldn't really be called a sport, same goes for chess and povertball (which is 75% flopping)

UNT Eagles 2016
07-01-2017, 01:25 PM
http://mmapayout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/1834-Demographic.jpg



Once again the best sport in the world, the NFL, reigns supreme. :)

140
07-01-2017, 01:49 PM
Mid sure loves his graphs :lol It's cute tbh

HarlemHeat37
07-01-2017, 01:50 PM
It's pretty crazy how much North Americans love the NFL, tbh:lol the product has been trash for years, but it doesn't matter..they had that little ratings scare earlier in the season, but recovered well..

lefty
07-01-2017, 02:05 PM
Good job using a soccer coach in the scratching debate.

Soccer coaches move as much as beisbol players.

Wow beisbol PLAYERS

Silver&Black
07-01-2017, 02:35 PM
Good job using a soccer coach in the scratching debate.

Soccer coaches move as much as beisbol players.

Wow beisbol PLAYERS

Never defended beisbol for one second. Boring ass sport IMO. Won't watch one game all year long.

Still though...sniffing your own asshole is a bit over the top. DOn't ya think?

DMC
07-02-2017, 01:34 PM
So now it's about getting some exercise.

Both sports have some amazing athletes, and both sports have guys who don't rely on athleticism to succeed. That second one is called talent, it's what the best of the best have.

Look at the NBA for example: Who's the most athletic person in the league? It's not Lebron. Maybe Westbrook is close, but who makes the most money? One of the least athletic people in the game but alien level shooting stroke.

Golf: John Daly says hi.

Baseball: Babe Ruth, fat alcoholic fuck... smoker.. home run king before steroids ass fucked the game. Nolan Ryan, never a physical specimen, 100mph fastball. Randy Johnson, big lanky, awkward guy.. monster fastball. Kawhi's alumni brother from SD, Tony Gwynn, never was that athletic.. hell of a hitter.

NFL: Tom Brady... enough said

Soccer: Doesn't count, not a real sport


Tennis may be the most physically grueling sport of them all, there are no teammates. You don't see many out of shape people doing well in professional tennis. Same with swimming, track and field and other "can't really make a living at this for most people" sports. Michael Phelps isn't the most physically intimidating presence in the world, but all those gold medals around his neck, he's still faster than 99% of the field.

djohn2oo8
07-02-2017, 01:49 PM
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/bhf4a0.gif?w=496&h=284
lol calling that a sport

Chris
07-02-2017, 02:10 PM
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/bhf4a0.gif?w=496&h=284
lol calling that a sport

:lmao

pookenstein
07-02-2017, 04:17 PM
This shit again? Man, it's not even trolling and countertrolling anymore. It's just as nonenteraining as the whole TP/Porker/MVParker shit. Just the usual shitheads trying to generate some reponses.

whitemamba
07-02-2017, 05:12 PM
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/bhf4a0.gif?w=496&h=284
lol calling that a sport

Coming from a guy who's roster houses some of the most notorious floppers in NBA history, shits so bad it's not even worth pulling up anymore. No surprise your defending tbis portion of the argument.

spurraider21
07-02-2017, 05:16 PM
Golf: John Daly says hi.

Soccer: Doesn't count, not a real sport
:lmao

golf is below both soccer and baseball in the "which is closer to a sport" question. it lies somewhere between chess and reading

Clipper Nation
07-02-2017, 05:16 PM
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/bhf4a0.gif?w=496&h=284
lol calling that a sport
:lmao

djohn2oo8
07-02-2017, 05:17 PM
Coming from a guy who's roster houses some of the most notorious floppers in NBA history, shits so bad it's not even worth pulling up anymore. No surprise your defending tbis portion of the argument.

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/ahhh-my-face.gif?w=320&h=180

spurraider21
07-02-2017, 05:19 PM
i dont know how anybody can even try to argue that soccer doesn't have the worst flopping of any attempted sport

djohn2oo8
07-02-2017, 05:19 PM
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/1277496422531i1sy.gif?w=528&h=396
Really what the shit is this?

unleashbaynes
07-02-2017, 05:45 PM
Why are soccer fans so insecure about their sport?

lefty
07-02-2017, 07:38 PM
Soccer players flop

Basketball players flop too, so it's not a sport then

:lol beisbol fan logic

midnightpulp
07-02-2017, 07:52 PM
Soccer players flop

Basketball players flop too, so it's not a sport then

:lol beisbol fan logic

Basketball is getting there. Remember? :lol Today's NBA.

whitemamba
07-02-2017, 08:04 PM
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/ahhh-my-face.gif?w=320&h=180
maybe he just underwent rhinoplasty

Clipper Nation
07-02-2017, 08:05 PM
Why are soccer fans so insecure about their sport?

:lol "sport"

whitemamba
07-02-2017, 08:07 PM
Basketball is getting there. Remember? :lol Today's NBA.

Mid are you concerned that magic might put that "magic touch" on the lakers?

midnightpulp
07-02-2017, 08:17 PM
Mid are you concerned that magic might put that "magic touch" on the lakers?

Not at all. He's proven to have a pretty poor coaching/front office mind.

Clipper Nation
07-02-2017, 08:22 PM
Mid are you concerned that magic might put that "magic touch" on the lakers?

Magic dumped a recent #2 pick (Russell) for no reason, and his top free agency targets so far are Rondo and Dion Waiters.

:lol "The Magic Touch"

spurraider21
07-02-2017, 09:09 PM
Soccer players flop

Basketball players flop too, so it's not a sport then

:lol beisbol fan logicsoccer flops are worse by a country mile, it's not even a competition

Silver&Black
07-02-2017, 09:16 PM
soccer flops are worse by a country mile, it's not even a competition

About a month ago this happened. Ppl are calling it the worst flop of all time. You decide...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVVSkEuyrPY

lefty
07-02-2017, 10:22 PM
soccer flops are worse by a country mile, it's not even a competition
Chris Paul alone = soccer flopping

Mitch
07-02-2017, 10:23 PM
Chris Paul alone = soccer flopping

Not even close, canuck

spurraider21
07-02-2017, 10:38 PM
Chris Paul alone = soccer flopping
nah. these guys invent contact like harden and fake injury like tony allen but much more obviously

even when there's a dead ball and there's virtually no movement, you'll see guys just fall down and grab their face :lol... there's nothing like it

DMC
07-02-2017, 11:10 PM
:lmao

golf is below both soccer and baseball in the "which is closer to a sport" question. it lies somewhere between chess and reading

You'd think that Philo. Let's see you drive a golf ball 400 yards. You'd need a car.

spurraider21
07-02-2017, 11:13 PM
You'd think that Philo. Let's see you drive a golf ball 400 yards. You'd need a car.
lets see you beat magnus carslen in chess

DMC
07-02-2017, 11:13 PM
About a month ago this happened. Ppl are calling it the worst flop of all time. You decide...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVVSkEuyrPY

:rollin

I'd pay 500 dollars to see Chris Paul do that.

DMC
07-02-2017, 11:14 PM
lets see you beat magnus carslen in chess

Has he returned from his season ending injury?

Clipper Nation
07-02-2017, 11:16 PM
Chris Paul alone = soccer flopping
Choke-P is pretty bad, but he's nowhere near as shameless as the average povertyball actress.

dfens
07-03-2017, 03:10 AM
About a month ago this happened. Ppl are calling it the worst flop of all time. You decide...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVVSkEuyrPY

this is funny as fuck tbh :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

the competition level in the vidoe is equivalent to D3 or semi pro or high school so it's a huge reach ... say what you want but flopping in top level basketball is more rewarding than in top level football.

dfens
07-03-2017, 05:05 AM
this needs to be posted here tbh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xa4OBE_Rwg

IronMexican
07-03-2017, 11:00 AM
:lmao

That T makes it classic

Splits
07-03-2017, 05:14 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1lR2Jz-EmqI/UZ9cceVHcVI/AAAAAAAACJo/v9KeMW7XjEE/s1600/tonyallenflop.gif

Chris
07-03-2017, 06:03 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1lR2Jz-EmqI/UZ9cceVHcVI/AAAAAAAACJo/v9KeMW7XjEE/s1600/tonyallenflop.gif

I love that gif because Brendan Fraser just puts it over the top :lol

djohn2oo8
07-03-2017, 09:19 PM
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/34qjnrd.gif?w=320&h=240

Clipper Nation
07-03-2017, 10:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dimwreZ.gif

IronMexican
07-03-2017, 11:04 PM
Any of you fagots have the show 17? Is it worth it. Lost interest in baseball when TWC bought out the dodgers. Only time I ever catch a game is at the bar.

djohn2oo8
07-04-2017, 06:43 AM
Any of you fagots have the show 17? Is it worth it. Lost interest in baseball when TWC bought out the dodgers. Only time I ever catch a game is at the bar.

Yeah its pretty good. I need to know if I should pick up NBA 2k17 since my career was such trash with spike Lee.

djohn2oo8
07-04-2017, 06:45 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dimwreZ.gif

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/soccer_doubledive.gif?w=324&h=244

IronMexican
07-04-2017, 10:39 AM
Yeah its pretty good. I need to know if I should pick up NBA 2k17 since my career was such trash with spike Lee.

I can't finish a season before I get bored.

Mark Celibate
07-04-2017, 10:48 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dimwreZ.gif

rofl, still the all time best. Didn't he get fined an absurd amount for that one?