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ElNono
07-06-2017, 11:58 PM
I've developed a new stat for SpursTalk that I plan to track this season, tbh, nothing flashy, basically your number of posts in the Spurs forum vs originality and hilariousness of the take... I've named it TrollScore...

The average ST TrollScore is 20, up from the Internet average of 15, since we have both hilarious and just plain weird (ie: Fabbs, Wild Cobra) posters here...

I expect some players to up their games, now that this will be tracked, tbh... for example, my dude DPG closed last season with a TS of 22.5, and I can see improvement there.

On the other hand, guys like STDalamon keep taking L's both on his team and his atrocious trolling skills, he's currently bottoming out the list at 10.5... If he would die of cancer today, nobody in ST would miss him, IMO...

Anyways, input is encouraged, and feel free to post your TrollScores over the season, so we can compare notes...

cutewizard
07-07-2017, 12:02 AM
Cool!

cutewizard
07-07-2017, 12:03 AM
Whats the formula Sir, and how do you define a troll post?

For example, I love to post youtube videos here.......is that a troll?

TimDunkem
07-07-2017, 12:03 AM
Cool!
10.6 here.

HarlemHeat37
07-07-2017, 12:03 AM
Whats the formula Sir, and how do you define a troll post?

For example, I love to post youtube videos here.......is that a troll?

:lol

spurraider21
07-07-2017, 12:03 AM
:lol

NASpurs
07-07-2017, 12:05 AM
Whats the formula Sir, and how do you define a troll post?

For example, I love to post youtube videos here.......is that a troll?

Just waiting to catfish someone, probably a 28.

dabom
07-07-2017, 12:05 AM
spursfaggot a 50 on the snitch-meter.

marinoman
07-07-2017, 12:06 AM
Go fuck yourself you worthless fuck...how many points is that worth in your new stat?

DPG21920
07-07-2017, 12:07 AM
I'm just here to talk basketball.

Emperor
07-07-2017, 12:07 AM
Whats the formula Sir, and how do you define a troll post?

For example, I love to post youtube videos here.......is that a troll?

Lol, nah you mean no harm by that.

ElNono
07-07-2017, 12:09 AM
:lol is that mouse with the cutewizard schtick, tbh?

ElNono
07-07-2017, 12:12 AM
Go fuck yourself you worthless fuck...how many points is that worth in your new stat?

1 post, 2 out of 10 in originality scale... that's a 20.. ST average, tbh

Steve-O-Matic
07-07-2017, 12:39 AM
Here's some feedback: stop typing that ridiculous and useless "tbh" in your posts. That goes for all of the morons here who do that, and there are many.

spurraider21
07-07-2017, 12:46 AM
Here's some feedback: stop typing that ridiculous and useless "tbh" in your posts. That goes for all of the morons here who do that, and there are many.:lol tbh

ElNono
07-07-2017, 12:54 AM
Here's some feedback: stop typing that ridiculous and useless "tbh" in your posts. That goes for all of the morons here who do that, and there are many.

TS: 17.1

rastaspur
07-07-2017, 12:56 AM
Here's some feedback: stop typing that ridiculous and useless "tbh" in your posts. That goes for all of the morons here who do that, and there are many.

Lighten up, francis.

Mikeanaro
07-07-2017, 01:11 AM
Sounds interesting, tbh.

313
07-07-2017, 01:19 AM
Does it include the nba/club/pol sections?

koriwhat
07-07-2017, 03:13 AM
Whats the formula Sir, and how do you define a troll post?

For example, I love to post youtube videos here.......is that a troll?



var trolls (function(trollHandle, trollPostCount[], troll ){
this.trollHandle = trollHandle;
this.trollPostCount = trollPostCount;
if(trolls === 0 || trolls > 0){
console.log('Yep, still a troll. Get back under that bridge.");
}

});


var spursTalkTroll = function(var i = 0; i < trolls; i++){

}


still in production... lol jp

koriwhat
07-07-2017, 03:25 AM
<?php

$spursTalk = "tbh";
$spursTalkTroll = "Everyone";
if($spursTalk){
echo 'How lame...';
} else if($spursTalkTroll){
echo 'I fucking knew it! tbh...';
} else ();


?>

Hoops Czar
07-07-2017, 03:31 AM
Cool!


Whats the formula Sir, and how do you define a troll post?

For example, I love to post youtube videos here.......is that a troll?

4.3

Mnky
07-07-2017, 06:52 AM
I suggest a monthly update on standings tbh

SpurOutofTownFan
07-07-2017, 07:26 AM
I commend you for taking care of this important subject - I can already see some who will not score very high...

Brazil
07-07-2017, 07:33 AM
SAGirl is a solid 25 tbh...

Apa and dabom are leaders

illusioNtEk
07-07-2017, 07:45 AM
lol ST ftw tbh

BD24
07-07-2017, 08:15 AM
SAGirl is a solid 25 tbh...

Apa and dabom are leaders
Disagree with that. They both run they same old tired shit into the ground. Honestly Nono should probably be the leader, UNT is pretty decent as well. Don't think he post up here much though. Nono has the subtle trollgame and brings the goods. Not sure where the scale goes, but nono has gotta be somewhere near the top.

Brazil
07-07-2017, 08:17 AM
Disagree with that. They both run they same old tired shit into the ground. Honestly Nono should probably be the leader, UNT is pretty decent as well. Don't think he post up here much though. Nono has the subtle trollgame and brings the goods. Not sure where the scale goes, but nono has gotta be somewhere near the top.

If measure of a good troll is the amount of butthurt he provokes (as it should be) then both are way ahead competition tbh

BD24
07-07-2017, 08:24 AM
If measure of a good troll is the amount of butthurt he provokes (as it should be) then both are way ahead competition tbh
I suppose, but in my mind provoking butthurt is easy if you set out to do it full time. Be controversial, post alot, and be a condescending ass hole, pretty simple forumula.

Nono on the other hand brings solid contributions on top of some really good trolling from time to time. I remember he posted the game recap "for SAgirl" where he went on like a 3 paragraph rant about kyle. Almost pissed my pants laughing. Or Thread downstairs delivers the goods. Just my opinion though. Have never been impressed by people trying to troll getting reactions. Its relatively easy.

Brazil
07-07-2017, 08:39 AM
I suppose, but in my mind provoking butthurt is easy if you set out to do it full time. Be controversial, post alot, and be a condescending ass hole, pretty simple forumula.

Nono on the other hand brings solid contributions on top of some really good trolling from time to time. I remember he posted the game recap "for SAgirl" where he went on like a 3 paragraph rant about kyle. Almost pissed my pants laughing. Or Thread downstairs delivers the goods. Just my opinion though. Have never been impressed by people trying to troll getting reactions. Its relatively easy.

well it depends on how you define troll, there are a bunch of dudes on this board that try to be controversial, post alot, and be a condescending ass holes but achieve shit, on the other hand those two wipe the butthurt floor tbh..

Nono is a subtle one, more of an astute poster than a troll per say

BD24
07-07-2017, 08:46 AM
well it depends on how you define troll, there are a bunch of dudes on this board that try to be controversial, post alot, and be a condescending ass holes but achieve shit, on the other hand those two wipe the butthurt floor tbh..

Nono is a subtle one, more of an astute poster than a troll per say
I guess I just prefer the people that you have to question if thats who they really are or if its all just an act for attention. The Threads, Avantes, UNT, Xmas back when he was here etc. If its obvious to me that you are just posting to try and get attention then I don't find you very entertaining. Now, on the other hand if I have to question if you are a troll or just a fucking weirdo, in my mind that is a great troll. I suppose I like unique posters. Kools, Apas, and Daboms are a dime a dozen on any board I have ever been on. People like Avante and Thread are unique gems.

As you said everyone has their own definitions though.

Spurs9
07-07-2017, 08:56 AM
Didn't know you ran the site, cool tbh

LaMarcus Bryant
07-07-2017, 08:59 AM
DPG roflrofl classic
Dude is like the CryHavoc of the spurs forum

HarlemHeat37
07-07-2017, 09:11 AM
The best trolls on ST are Fabbs and ducks, tbh..nobody else is close..

SpursforSix
07-07-2017, 10:15 AM
:lol is that mouse with the cutewizard schtick, tbh?

Probably not. If he was doing that, he'd also have a troll that hit on her.

look_at_g_shred
07-07-2017, 11:15 AM
The best trolls on ST are Fabbs and ducks, tbh..nobody else is close..
Don't sell yourself short. You make me laugh...sometimes.

BillMc
07-07-2017, 11:17 AM
Yeah, that's what we need, encourage even more trolling on this site.

apalisoc_9
07-07-2017, 12:48 PM
I am deeply offended at the accusations of me being troll.

Far from the truth. I speak only whats in my mind. The truth frustrates people.

MarCowMar
07-07-2017, 01:09 PM
I would suggest using mouse and killbillpana as your training data. They were top notch.

Spurtacular
07-07-2017, 01:47 PM
A stat to tell us who ElNono wants to stroke off the most.

Spurtacular
07-07-2017, 01:47 PM
I am deeply offended at the accusations of me being troll.

Far from the truth. I speak only whats in my mind. The truth frustrates people.

I consider you more of an imp, tbh.

Brazil
07-07-2017, 03:05 PM
I am deeply offended at the accusations of me being troll.

Far from the truth. I speak only whats in my mind. The truth frustrates people.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/723/mah-nigga.jpg

dabom
07-07-2017, 03:05 PM
SAGirl is a solid 25 tbh...

Apa and dabom are leaders

Brah, I even got the MODs shook. :lol

Play Boban
07-07-2017, 03:08 PM
Porkersuckers aren't going to like this tbh...

Brazil
07-07-2017, 03:12 PM
Brah, I even got the MODs shook. :lol

and more than once... :lol

Laughing Gravy
07-07-2017, 06:36 PM
Fart noise

ElNono
07-07-2017, 06:52 PM
A stat to tell us who ElNono wants to stroke off the most.

why so racist, son?

Spurtacular
07-07-2017, 06:55 PM
Brazil is obviously a sock of Apbom. That or he's the world's biggest cuck. Well, I guess they're not mutually exclusive.

Dex
07-07-2017, 06:55 PM
Whats the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?

Spurtacular
07-07-2017, 06:55 PM
why so racist, son?

I didn't mention race, dawg.

ElNono
07-07-2017, 06:58 PM
I didn't mention race, dawg.

you sound mad... chill... I'm actually not back, tbh

Spurtacular
07-07-2017, 07:03 PM
you sound mad... chill... I'm actually not back, tbh

Can't even find your own bone to chew on.

apalisoc_9
07-07-2017, 11:44 PM
We all know the poster above claims every non-racist white person is a cuck and every non white person is low iq, sadly. It's 2017 but we still have this backwards thinking. Sigh.

rasuo214
07-08-2017, 12:19 AM
Are there bonus points for pretending to be another race or gender?

steeledl
07-08-2017, 12:26 AM
Yep, lets encourage further trolling.

hater
07-08-2017, 12:26 AM
Dumb thread

Manure must be close to retirement

tholdren
07-08-2017, 02:12 PM
We all know the poster above claims every non-racist white person is a cuck and every non white person is low iq, sadly. It's 2017 but we still have this backwards thinking. Sigh.

Irony

140
07-09-2017, 07:27 PM
Porkersuckers aren't going to like this tbh...
:lol tbh

good thread though op tbh

Walter Donovan
07-09-2017, 07:48 PM
Lock thread.

Ban OP.

spurraider21
07-09-2017, 07:54 PM
Brazil (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14466) is obviously a sock of Apbom. That or he's the world's biggest cuck. Well, I guess they're not mutually exclusive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78

Spurtacular
07-09-2017, 08:17 PM
I'm a dumb fuck

apalisoc_9
07-09-2017, 08:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78

Wouldn't surprise me if spurtacular is a legitimate cuckold. Most Whote boys dos.