The Iron Throne of Joffrey Lauvergne [Archive]

ace3g

07-10-2017, 10:32 PM

What do you like to do in your free time?
I play xbox. I watch TV shows, nothing special. What TV shows? The Last Chip, that was the last one. I like TV show like Viking, Game of Thrones.

So you’re okay if we call you King Joffrey?
Yeah! I don’t like him, but it’s funny.

http://www.nba.com/nuggets/news/all-about-joffrey-lauvergne/

spurraider21

07-10-2017, 10:34 PM

something i didnt realize until years later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ9aIqk4Aaw

Mister Sinister

07-10-2017, 10:37 PM

TheGreatYacht

07-10-2017, 11:27 PM

If Presti went after him at some point, there must be some potential there. RC's best shot at being a competent GM is to keep close tabs on him, send a spy if you have to.

look_at_g_shred

07-10-2017, 11:28 PM

If Presti went after him at some point, there must be some potential there. RC's best shot at being a competent GM is to keep close tabs on him, send a spy if you have to.
Na this nigga ded

TheGreatYacht

07-10-2017, 11:36 PM

Na this nigga ded
But is he?

http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/60/53/46/12761525/3/rawImage.png

peacemaker885

07-10-2017, 11:42 PM

Perfect.

BatManu20

07-11-2017, 12:50 PM

Should've labeled it The House Baratheon of Joffrey Lauvergne.

Either way, I'm in :tu

BatManu20

07-11-2017, 12:54 PM

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sasaint

07-11-2017, 12:59 PM

Most underrated FA pick up of the summer.

Hes going to be solid.

I tend to agree. (But I admit a lot of that is hoping.) I liked his athleticism and energy back in his Denver days, then he fell off my radar. I really like the idea of the Spurs going for a younger guy.

benefactor

07-11-2017, 01:17 PM

Gonna spend a lot of time on that throne tbh

SAGirl

07-11-2017, 01:52 PM

Looking forward to watching him.
I haven't watched him play but he seems from his highlights (a lot of dunks and an occasional jumpshot) that he's more skilled offensively than Dedmon (a few passes in the highlights and some shooting). He's nowhere near Dedmon on defense but we shall see.
So long as he doesn't turn out to be a Jeff Ayers, he'll be fine. (it would be tough to top Ayers bad hands).

illusioNtEk

07-11-2017, 02:15 PM

Awesome thread, let's hope he don't die of food poisoning

LaMarcus Bryant

07-11-2017, 02:29 PM

Shagia Frost is back :tu

Mister Sinister

07-11-2017, 06:16 PM

Shagia Frost is back :tu
:lol Thanks, I guess. Everyone else was doing the "The (thing) of (player)" thing, I just wanted to be popular!

Mister Sinister

07-11-2017, 06:17 PM

Should've labeled it The House Baratheon of Joffrey Lauvergne.

Either way, I'm in :tu
Apparently, and if I remember correctly, given the status of Joffrey's parentage, in-universe, that wouldn't even be accurate either.

TimDunkem

07-11-2017, 06:21 PM

Apparently, and if I remember correctly, given the status of Joffrey's parentage, in-universe, that wouldn't even be accurate either.
No. That is accurate. To acknowledge that he was really a Lannister would have been to acknowledge that Joffrey wasn't the true heir to the throne. Duuuuh.

Mister Sinister

07-11-2017, 08:06 PM

No. That is accurate. To acknowledge that he was really a Lannister would have been to acknowledge that Joffrey wasn't the true heir to the throne. Duuuuh.
:lol Yeah, no kidding. Idfk man, I was fucking around the GoT wiki at some point and I thought it said something to the effect of the technically correct thing being for him to have no last name at all, but this was months ago.

cd98

07-11-2017, 08:17 PM

Spurs are trolling Chicago by picking him up like he was Paul George on the waiver wire. Chicago front office is wondering what they are missing.

kaji157

07-11-2017, 09:09 PM

Great call on the thread title.

ace3g

07-11-2017, 09:58 PM

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xellos88330

07-12-2017, 09:24 AM

I wonder how this guy will fit.

picnroll

07-12-2017, 09:57 AM

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Hopefully he uses some of those skills on Raymond's nuts.

daledondale

07-12-2017, 10:10 AM

Hopefully he uses some of those skills on Raymond's nuts.
Or Zaza's chin.

EIC

07-12-2017, 12:06 PM

Hard to even remember King Joffrey, tbh. That was like four seasons, 300 characters, and 700 open-ended subplots ago.

benefactor

07-12-2017, 12:15 PM

I wonder how this guy will fit.
Minutes eater for the regular season tbh

RD2191

07-12-2017, 12:15 PM

Hard to even remember King Joffrey, tbh. That was like four seasons, 300 characters, and 700 open-ended subplots ago.

I'm on season 4 and I'm just more lost as the series goes on. :lol

DJR210

07-12-2017, 04:00 PM

He's gonna torture silver dancers during every halftime

DJR210

07-12-2017, 04:02 PM

I'm on season 4 and I'm just more lost as the series goes on. :lol

Read the season summaries online, it helps to remember everyones names, roles, and purposes

TimDunkem

07-12-2017, 04:20 PM

It's pretty easy to follow if you can just remember everyone's name, tbh. :lol

tonight...you

07-12-2017, 04:52 PM

It's pretty easy to follow if you can just remember everyone's name, tbh. :lol
I lost interest in the middle of Season 3. I got tired of it. Never watched again.

TimDunkem

07-12-2017, 04:54 PM

That's a shame since it's only gotten better. To each their own though.

tonight...you

07-12-2017, 04:56 PM

That's a shame since it's only gotten better. To each their own though.
Yeah? That's cool. I'm not saying it's a bad show. I just lost interest. I never really was into fantasy stuff and D&D things.

I say that and I watch Rifftrax and MST3K like a maniac, lol... I'm such a hypocrite.

SAGirl

01-14-2018, 12:00 AM

He doesn't deserve an Iron Throne...
and the nickname King Joff... is just too big... I can't believe this guy got an iron throne and
Davis the Latvian Laser got like a shack somewhere or something.

This was Joff tonight:

Joffrey Lauvergne spins in the paint!" and passes the ball out of bounds to the Nuggets bench

Robz4000

01-14-2018, 12:10 AM

If this bitch hasn't been melted to the ground yet then there's no justice in this world.

daslicer

01-14-2018, 12:22 AM

If Shaq still had Shaqtin a Fool, Joff would be on it every night.

SpurPadre

01-14-2018, 12:54 AM

Where is Tyrion to poison this scrub's drink, tbh?

testies

01-14-2018, 04:57 AM

Why every season we have to sign a shitty no defense 6'10 guy? David Worst, David Pee and This guy..

BillMc

01-14-2018, 05:35 AM

Why every season we have to sign a shitty no defense 6'10 guy? David Worst, David Pee and This guy..

I would trade Joff for a retired David Lee in a heartbeat.

davi78239

01-14-2018, 09:46 AM

I thought this guy was doing Good? Has he dropped off since season began or what?

Snaq O'Meal

01-14-2018, 11:37 AM

He doesn't deserve an Iron Throne...
and the nickname King Joff... is just too big... I can't believe this guy got an iron throne and
Davis the Latvian Laser got like a shack somewhere or something.

This was Joff tonight:

Iron Throne is appropriate.

https://images.antiquesatlas.com/dealer-stock-images/sladesantiques/Antique_Cast_Iron_Decorative_T_as527a572z.jpg

BillMc

01-14-2018, 11:41 AM

Ice009

01-14-2018, 09:46 PM

When Joff was looking so good in the preseason some French fan (Brazil?) warned us that he wasn't nearly as good as he seemed. Surely, we could have convince Lee not to retire for what we're paying Joff

Still, obviously as a Spurs fan I'd like to see him turn it around.

I think it was Brazil. If not, I was still pretty surprised hearing that from a french fan as I thought Joffery was playing great in the preseason. I thought he was looking like a steal that maybe didn't get to show what he was capable of on the other NBA teams he was on. It turns out the french fan was dead right about him and he may even be worse than reported, because as of right now, it seems that poster was being kind to him. LOL. Wow, does Joffery suck! Should have looked at trading Parker's contract instead of taking advice from him on players to sign.

Play Boban

02-12-2018, 10:58 PM

All hail King Joffrey :wow

Play Boban

02-14-2018, 12:22 AM

:wow

BillMc

02-14-2018, 01:02 AM

Nice game by Joff.

HarlemHeat37

02-14-2018, 01:03 AM

How the fuck can you waste one of the only good games of this man's career, tbh?

John B

02-14-2018, 01:07 AM

He’s energy guy. Should get more baskets cutting to the basket

objective

02-14-2018, 01:45 AM

Good news is he might opt out with that giant start game.

Bad news is he might get a loyalty contract now. 3/24 mle.

r0drig0lac

02-14-2018, 09:59 AM

He's still trash.

Keepin' it real

02-14-2018, 10:03 AM

All hail King Joffrey!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWjvLjuWsAA8HkR.jpg

jyra

02-14-2018, 01:06 PM

https://giant.gfycat.com/PertinentMarriedBoar.gif

r0drig0lac

02-14-2018, 02:53 PM

https://giant.gfycat.com/PertinentMarriedBoar.gif

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

TheGreatYacht

02-14-2018, 02:55 PM

Fatty Mills looked like he purposely flopped in order to not catch that. Cancerous POS

boutons_deux

02-14-2018, 04:19 PM

https://giant.gfycat.com/PertinentMarriedBoar.gif

that was a horrible pass indicating JoLo's lack of fundamentals. But we don't need him to be ball handler, distributor, playmaker

Will JoLo pass make Shaqtin' Fool ?

wildbill2u

02-14-2018, 04:29 PM

He is an embarrassing player to watch when he squats down low to try and retrieve a ball he dropped or whatever. But cut him some slack as he took up the slack without our bigs playing.. He played hard for a lot of minutes and he's not used to that. Granted he played at that altitude before, but all that conditioning to the altitude is long gone now.

Play Boban

02-15-2018, 12:23 AM

https://giant.gfycat.com/PertinentMarriedBoar.gif
:cry

Chris

02-15-2018, 12:31 AM

#StartJoffrey
#StartBertans

SpurSpike

09-07-2018, 04:09 PM

Guess we have the turkish club Fenerbahce to thank for Joffrey not taking his player option!

https://news4sanantonio.com/sports/content/joffrey-lauvergne-explains-why-he-passed-on-player-option-with-spurs

You were down right frustrating to watch sometimes but it was fun watching you play with that fucked up dislocated finger like nothing was wrong lol.

DMC

09-07-2018, 07:02 PM

I couldn't pick most of these new names out of a lineup.

SpurPadre

09-08-2018, 02:51 PM

Who was the worst Spurs player of All-Time: Joffrey, Ayres, or Bonner?

Othyus Lalanne

09-08-2018, 02:58 PM

Who was the worst Spurs player of All-Time: Joffrey, Ayres, or Bonner?

10 day guys don't couint?

SpurPadre

09-08-2018, 04:11 PM

10 day guys don't couint?

Nah...too small a sample size tbh.

cd021

09-08-2018, 06:36 PM

Who was the worst Spurs player of All-Time: Joffrey, Ayres, or Bonner?

What a silly question. There is a reason why he played on four teams in four years and that reason is that he wasn't good.

At least with Ayers, he was an NBA player but had the worst hands I've ever seen.

Bonner was fine. Lol at people still being worked up about him.

Spurtacular

09-08-2018, 08:22 PM

Bonner was fine. Lol at people still being worked up about him.

Dorky pale ginger. Of course the racists are gonna be riled up. :lol

Geo210SpursSanAnto.

09-08-2018, 08:51 PM

Bonner was cool... It was just frustrating when he was timmys back up.. Not his fault. Atleast he played hard and was a great shooter when he was utilized correctly...

Seventyniner

09-08-2018, 09:13 PM

I couldn't pick most of these new names out of a lineup.

Joff never belonged in a lineup anyway.

Ice009

09-08-2018, 09:52 PM

Bonner was cool... It was just frustrating when he was timmys back up.. Not his fault. Atleast he played hard and was a great shooter when he was utilized correctly...

When Bonner was in his correct role like in 2014 as a deep end of the bench reserve, he was good, but when Pop tried to start him or have him as Tim's backup, well, I hated him and wanted him off the team.

He also never had a quick enough release for the playoffs. He was a great shooter, but just couldn't hit shots in the playoffs due to the pressure and faster closeouts from defenders. It was very frustrating, as he usually shot the ball pretty well during the regular season, but just couldn't replicate that in the playoffs.

cd021

09-08-2018, 11:05 PM

When Bonner was in his correct role like in 2014 as a deep end of the bench reserve, he was good, but when Pop tried to start him or have him as Tim's backup, well, I hated him and wanted him off the team.

He also never had a quick enough release for the playoffs. He was a great shooter, but just couldn't hit shots in the playoffs due to the pressure and faster closeouts from defenders. It was very frustrating, as he usually shot the ball pretty well during the regular season, but just couldn't replicate that in the playoffs.

A guy who make $ 3.07 million per season over his nine year career with the Spurs was only a regular season player, I don't know what else people expected. He did have a good series in the 2013 West Finals vs. Memphis and again in the 2014 West Finals.

BackHome

09-12-2018, 12:41 PM

Errors was terrible he couldn’t catch the ball and he could not even dunk.

DJR210

09-12-2018, 02:09 PM

Errors was terrible he couldn’t catch the ball and he could not even dunk.

He was allergic to blocking w/ them short ass arms too.. He's another one of those guys that looks like they are working real hard, but not producing a damn thing for the team