The Spurs are a car

[dabom]

Kawhi is the engine. He makes everything go. Continue...

[rastaspur]

.... stop.

[spurs10]

Taco Cabana provides the gas.

[dabom]

Tony is the oil. Gets bad over time and needs to change periodically.

[TimDunkem]

Kyle Anderson is the retractable hardtop, blocking out the rays of the sun when needed.

[Snaq O'Meal]

RC Drunkford is the driver who frequently shops for cheap replacement parts.

[dabom]

RC Drunkford is the driver who frequently shops for cheap replacement parts.

:lol

I don't think anyone can beat that. :lol

[lefty20]

RC Drunkford is the driver who frequently shops for cheap replacement parts.

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[Snaq O'Meal]

Kawhi is the engine. He makes everything go. Continue...

Pop is the exhaust pipe: the asshole who could choke and grind that engine to a halt.

[TheRemix]

RC Drunkford is the driver who frequently shops for cheap replacement parts.
Fucking lol

Manu is the clutch

[Walter Donovan]

CLAY BENNETT IS THE SLEAZY CAR SALESMAN WHO ROBBED AN ENTIRE CITY

NEVER FORGET

[Wu36]

The wheels fell off a year ago today.

[Play Boban]

Porker is the handbrake. He keeps the car from driving to a championship, except when he breaks like in 2014.

[rastaspur]

And pop is the ugly relative/friend you make get in the trunk if he wants a ride.

[FkLA]

Murray is the fartcan muffler. All noise, no performance.

[Wu36]

Upholstery is stained with Porkers sloppy seconds

[SAGirl]

The wheels fell off a year ago today.
That they did...

[BatManu20]

Upholstery is stained with Porkers sloppy seconds

:lol

[Spurtacular]

Mods on this website suck.

[RD2191]

Mods on this website suck.

Just like your mother.

[rastaspur]

Just like your mother.

She goes by spurmtacular. Show some respect, vinny, and please call her by her working name.

[steeledl]

Sbit post but Ill play along....

So,

How would you compare the Spurs engine to the Dubs engine?

[MultiTroll]

Pop is the old wine bottle that rolled under the seat and got lodged / stuck.

[Clipper Nation]

Porker is the fat, I mean, flat tire.

[Dverde]

Pau is the muffler because he is always exhausted.

[Snaq O'Meal]

Sbit post but Ill play along....

So,

How would you compare the Spurs engine to the Dubs engine?


The Spurs' engine is a turbocharged 5 cylinder block with 4 of the cylinders running on blown gaskets. The Warriors engine is a well-oiled naturally aspirated 8 cylinder block competing in a race meant only for 5 cylinder-engined cars.

[RD2191]

She goes by spurmtacular. Show some respect, vinny, and please call her by her working name.
:lmao my apologies

[steeledl]

The Spurs' engine is a turbocharged 5 cylinder block with 4 of the cylinders running on blown gaskets. The Warriors engine is a well-oiled naturally aspirated 8 cylinder block competing in a race meant only for 5 cylinder-engined cars.


:lmao:lmao Sad but true.

[Play Boban]

Joel Anthony is the cinderblock the car rests on after the wheels were stolen by Steve Kerr.

[sananspursfan21]

Tim Duncan is the Pirelli tires that took the car on the annual road trip. Some road trips were longer than others, but each one went late into spring. They lasted far beyond the warranty but even top notch tires must eventually be disposed of. Luckily, the tires are broken down and repurposed. Still deciding his next journey, but the owner has been keeping him around.

[SilverSpur]

Bryn Forbes is the spare tire ready to replace Manu

[hater]

Manure is a roadkill we put in the hood

[DMC]

Tony is the french fry smashed into the carpet on the passenger side. You tried to get him out but the stench remains.

[TheGreatYacht]

Manure is a roadkill we put in the hood
He's the dead insects stuck on the grill of the car

[mudyez]

Patty is the australian left hand traffic stearing wheel.

...in an right hand traffic league.

...can work but sometimes is suicide.

[Play Boban]

Fucking lol

Manu is the clutch
The obvious answer, but also the best one. :bobo

[Play Boban]

Blossomgame is the candy wrapper under the seat which is about to be trashed before the preseason cleaning.

[Racspur1]

Taco Cabana provides the gas.

:lmao

[Phenomanul]

LMA and Pau are the soft cushions in the backseat...

[SpursforSix]

Parker is that piece of gunk in the console (maybe gum or melted candy) that you can't remove with your finger or a paper towel because it's in the very corner.
And you have to pay an evil genie $16,000,000 every year it remains.

[buttsR4rebounding]

Manu is the rust still holding the car together...

[SASdynasty!]

Parker was the replacement engine that somehow got the old car back to its winning ways.

[apalisoc_9]

Seriously though, Kawhi is the Whole car...

Pop and RC is the sleezy Toyota, Nissan, Ford etc salesman/dealership who the average consumer assume manufacture the prodcut..Getting all the credit for the vehicles.

[TheDoctor]

Taco Cabana provides the gas.

:lol underrated post tbh.

[jsandiego]

Spurstalk is your annoying mother sitting in the passenger's seat, complaining about how the car should be driven.

[Walter Donovan]

Freaking spurstalk mods continue to unleash their wrath on spurstalk........letting this thread live while deleting my whataburger thread......what kind of logic is this??????

MODS RUINED SPURSTALK!!!!!!

[dabom]

Freaking spurstalk mods continue to unleash their wrath on spurstalk........letting this thread live while deleting my whataburger thread......what kind of logic is this??????

MODS RUINED SPURSTALK!!!!!!

Give me the title and body. this sounds good. :lol

[Walter Donovan]

Give me the title and body. this sounds good. :lol

The Spurs are Whataburger

LMA is a whatasized whatachicken... You pay too much for it and are sorely disappointed afterwards.

Patty is the Patty Melt... It isn't any good when it's cold.

Continue...

[dabom]

The Spurs are Whataburger

LMA is a whatasized whatachicken... You pay too much for it and are sorely disappointed afterwards.

Patty is the Patty Melt... It isn't any good when it's cold.

Continue...

:lol

That is gold. :tu

[Dverde]

Worth a bump...Spurs are currently a Daewoo.

[phxspurfan]

RC Drunkford is the driver who frequently shops for cheap replacement parts.

:clap