Blake

[lebomb]

If you would stop being a scared lil bush and send me proof (pic) you licked a chicks asshole, I will give you $20. :claw


You probably wouldn't do it for a million. :lol

[Blake]

So you're trying to pay me for porn

[Blake]

And to do porn

[Blake]

For $20..

[lebomb]

For $20..

Alternative, outside your comfort zone porn for $20.

[Blake]

Look, I get it....you're tired of me making fun of you for cleaning a butt hole with your unprotected tongue. You figured that for $20, not only could you get the lols to stop but maybe you could even reverese them on me.

Unfortunately all you did was display just how insecure you are about your fetish and that you are very very desperate for validation.

You gambled, you lost. The lols will continue for the foreseeable future.

[Fabbs]

In the event others are reading this:
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/butt-motorboating-explained

Is Licking a Person's Anus Safe? - Men's Health

[140]

Spurstalk :lol

[benefactor]

Spurstalk :lol
These are the moments that help weave together the fabric of greatness that shrouds ST

[lebomb]

In the event others are reading this:
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/butt-motorboating-explained

Is Licking a Person's Anus Safe? - Men's Health

Actually lickin a chicks ass is very healthy for you not only physically, but mentally.It keeps your woman from seeking this pleasure and turning to another BBC, while post all day on Spurstalk. :claw

[spurraider21]

it's nothing to write home about imo

[Blake]

Actually lickin a chicks ass is very healthy

Lol

[Chris]

it's nothing to write home about imo

How many anuses have you licked 21?

[spurraider21]

How many anuses have you licked 21?
Just one, less than a handful of times.

[I. Hustle]

Hey, Blake. How much would it take to get you to do male on male? Just... you know... curious.

Also, again out of curiosity, would you let the payer film? Just hypothetical

[Chris]

Just one, less than a handful of times.

Was it their request or something that you wanted to explore?

[spurraider21]

Was it their request or something that you wanted to explore?
The latter, she didn't see it coming. Was waiting for doggy :lol

[Chris]

The latter, she didn't see it coming. Was waiting for doggy :lol

:lol

[Chucho]

In the event others are reading this:


The irony. This isn't one of your threads.

[Avante]

Blake is about as fucked up as it gets, a genuine idiot/jerk, I used to get a kick slapping him around but even Avante has compassion. Now I just ignore him and he STILL follows Avante around, how sad is that?

Love this one....

I was talking up a freshman RB at Georgia named Nick Chubb, I assumed it was pretty obvious I was talking his career, not....a...game, so here comes this idiot Blake

"oh yeah well he only averaged.." ....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Chubb went on to break all kinds of records at Georgia.

[Mitch]

Dude probably paid somebody else to lick his wife's asshole, tbh

[DMC]

The latter, she didn't see it coming. Was waiting for doggy :lol

Tell her that's how the dogs get started.

[Blake]

Blake is about as fucked up as it gets, a genuine idiot/jerk, I used to get a kick slapping him around but even Avante has compassion. Now I just ignore him and he STILL follows Avante around, how sad is that?

Love this one....

I was talking up a freshman RB at Georgia named Nick Chubb, I assumed it was pretty obvious I was talking his career, not....a...game, so here comes this idiot Blake

"oh yeah well he only averaged.." ....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Chubb went on to break all kinds of records at Georgia.

https://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_olongapo_philippines_postcard-r55062bb0e194404d8bd804308ebbf06c_vgbaq_8byvr_324. jpg

[I. Hustle]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ee/e7/63/eee763523ee815368097e5aec79db1ec--olongapo-subic-bay.jpg

[BD24]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ee/e7/63/eee763523ee815368097e5aec79db1ec--olongapo-subic-bay.jpg
:lol

[Chucho]

It's a fact OP is lying. Not saying he doesn't lick asshole. I'm saying he doesn't lick female anus. He's the meat in a fag sammich nightly.

[mingus]

Look, I get it....you're tired of me making fun of you for cleaning a butt hole with your unprotected tongue. You figured that for $20, not only could you get the lols to stop but maybe you could even reverese them on me.

Unfortunately all you did was display just how insecure you are about your fetish and that you are very very desperate for validation.

You gambled, you lost. The lols will continue for the foreseeable future.

Aint like u stick ur tongue in there after she's dropped a deuce.

Enema + shower/soap + baby powder = ur good to dive right in there and feast.

[spurraider21]

Aint like u stick ur tongue in there after she's dropped a deuce.

Enema + shower/soap + baby powder = ur good to dive right in there and feast.
yeah, i'm pretty sure it's an unspoken rule that this sort of stuff happens post-shower

[mingus]

yeah, i'm pretty sure it's an unspoken rule that this sort of stuff happens post-shower

Blake apparently has no concept of cleaning ur shithole. He likes his women walking around with dingle berries.

[Blake]

Aint like u stick ur tongue in there after she's dropped a deuce.

Enema + shower/soap + baby powder = ur good to dive right in there and feast.


Lol feast.

When the wind blows out of the cave does it taste even better

[mingus]

Lol feast.

When the wind blows out of the cave does it taste even better

Man you need to stop chasing girls who have dirty assholes and have bad gas.

[Blake]

Or I just don't my tongue there

[Chucho]

Blake apparently has no concept of cleaning ur shithole. He likes his women walking around with dingle berries.
:rollin

[lebomb]

If you lick the kitty, the fawtbox is fair game IMHO.

[Chucho]

If you lick the kitty, the fawtbox is fair game IMHO.

But you don't. You're a homo who lies in front of a bunch of strangers for validation and insecurity issues.

[lebomb]

But you don't. You're a homo who lies in front of a bunch of strangers for validation and insecurity issues.


You are gay if you think licking a chicks ass is the same as licking a dudes. GTFO faggot.

[Chucho]

You are gay if you think licking a chicks ass is the same as licking a dudes. GTFO faggot.

Not that it isn't universally known here, but man, you always show how stupid you are. Can you not read? I don't need to ask if you can comprehend.

Either way, I didn't say licking a female anus is gay.

I'm saying YOU are queer. You DON'T lick female anus. YOU are a FAG. YOU lick MALE anus. You SAY things you DON'T do in real life to STRANGERS to try and live a double life. Savvy?

[mingus]

Or I just don't my tongue there

The problem isn't your tongue it's ur girl's dirty asshole. Tell her to clean her ass every once and a while.

[Chucho]

The problem isn't your tongue it's ur girl's dirty asshole. Tell her to clean her ass every once and a while.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

[BD24]

The problem isn't your tongue it's ur girl's dirty asshole. Tell her to clean her ass every once and a while.
Have mercy :lol

[Blake]

The problem isn't your tongue it's ur girl's dirty asshole. Tell her to clean her ass every once and a while.

mingus checking assholes at the door

[mingus]

mingus checking assholes at the door

better than walking hand in hand w/ ms dingle berry. Ur gonna have ur face near there too (or is that off limits also?) so yeah a girl w/ a clean a hole is a concern for me.

[lebomb]

Not that it isn't universally known here, but man, you always show how stupid you are. Can you not read? I don't need to ask if you can comprehend.

Either way, I didn't say licking a female anus is gay.

I'm saying YOU are queer. You DON'T lick female anus. YOU are a FAG. YOU lick MALE anus. You SAY things you DON'T do in real life to STRANGERS to try and live a double life. Savvy?

I dont half read anything you post. :rolleyes

[lebomb]

better than walking hand in hand w/ ms dingle berry. Ur gonna have ur face near there too (or is that off limits also?) so yeah a girl w/ a clean a hole is a concern for me.


:lmao

Thats the problem. Blake didnt go anywhere near down there. But homie did. :claw

[Chucho]

I dont half read anything you post. :rolleyes


Kinda like you don't half lick other dude's rectums, you closet-case faggot.

[Blake]

Lol look at these brown tongues trying to lay the lumber

[lebomb]

Kinda like you don't half lick other dude's rectums, you closet-case faggot.

:lmao

OMG thats hilarious.

[DMC]

Aint like u stick ur tongue in there after she's dropped a deuce.

Enema + shower/soap + baby powder = ur good to dive right in there and feast.

No. That's a tube where shit goes. Do you suck her boogers out and then lick open wounds after you've peeled the scab?

Do you collect her tooth plaque and put it on a Ritz?

Do you use your teeth to clean the coating off her tongue?

Do you lick the cheese from beneath her tits and armpits?

There's a reason women have a pussy so close to the asshole: so when idiots like you head right for the shit you might accidentally find the snatch.

[spurraider21]

No. That's a tube where shit goes. Do you suck her boogers out and then lick open wounds after you've peeled the scab?

Do you collect her tooth plaque and put it on a Ritz?

Do you use your teeth to clean the coating off her tongue?

Do you lick the cheese from beneath her tits and armpits?

There's a reason women have a pussy so close to the asshole: so when idiots like you head right for the shit you might accidentally find the snatch.
yeah god forbid you make contact with a woman's tongue

[DMC]

yeah god forbid you make contact with a woman's tongue

Missing the point again. Do you make sure you suck it clean when she hasn't brushed her teeth?

You already admitted you're a shiteater, Ecoli21.

[spurraider21]

Missing the point again. Do you make sure you suck it clean when she hasn't brushed her teeth?
of course not. same reason you wouldn't be messing around with the backdoor unless it's been recently cleaned. that stands true whether you're tasting or stuffing. would you eat somebody out right after they took a piss and didn't clean up? does that mean oral sex is always off limits?


You already admitted you're a shiteater, Ecoli21.
nah

[Chris]

Missing the point again. Do you make sure you suck it clean when she hasn't brushed her teeth?

You already admitted you're a shiteater, Ecoli21.

:lmao

[140]

of course not. same reason you wouldn't be messing around with the backdoor unless it's been recently cleaned. that stands true whether you're tasting or stuffing. would you eat somebody out right after they took a piss and didn't clean up? does that mean oral sex is always off limits?


nah
Tbh he probably doesn't even need the tongue with those fingers

[mingus]

No. That's a tube where shit goes. Do you suck her boogers out and then lick open wounds after you've peeled the scab?

Do you collect her tooth plaque and put it on a Ritz?

Do you use your teeth to clean the coating off her tongue?

Do you lick the cheese from beneath her tits and armpits?

There's a reason women have a pussy so close to the asshole: so when idiots like you head right for the shit you might accidentally find the snatch.

It's all about risk reward. LOL comparing a girl's asshole to her nostril. You can't get a girl to cum by inserting a dildo, dick, tongue up her nose. You can her ass though. Are u for real?

It's not your tongues its ur girl's asses that are the problem. You guys make it seem as if you have farting, crusty assed women. That's your problem. Invest in some toilet paper and teach them how to properly wash their assholes.

[DMC]

It's all about risk reward. LOL comparing a girl's asshole to her nostril. You can't get a girl to cum by inserting a dildo, dick, tongue up her nose. You can her ass though. Are u for real?

It's not your tongues its ur girl's asses that are the problem. You guys make it seem as if you have farting, crusty assed women. That's your problem. Invest in some toilet paper and teach them how to properly wash their assholes.

If you cannot get her to cum by fucking her then you're doing something wrong or she's frigid as fuck (or asian, same thing). If you have to eat her shit to make her cum, maybe you're valuing her problem a bit more than you should.

[DMC]

of course not. same reason you wouldn't be messing around with the backdoor unless it's been recently cleaned. that stands true whether you're tasting or stuffing. would you eat somebody out right after they took a piss and didn't clean up? does that mean oral sex is always off limits?

Then why the fuck did you equate the two when I asked if you'd use your teeth to scrape the coating from her tongue? Just being the Turdraider21 you are?


nah
Bullshit. You said you went right in for the butterbean special. You gave her the quarterback sneak. Now you have colon bacteria on your tongue. That's sexy.

[mingus]

If you cannot get her to cum by fucking her then you're doing something wrong or she's frigid as fuck (or asian, same thing). If you have to eat her shit to make her cum, maybe you're valuing her problem a bit more than you should.

You can get a woman to cum in many ways. I'll try em all...that's just me.

[Chucho]

Missing the point again. Do you make sure you suck it clean when she hasn't brushed her teeth?

You already admitted you're a shiteater, Ecoli21.

:lmao

[DMC]

You can get a woman to cum in many ways. I'll try em all...that's just me.
So then it's really about you wanting to eat shit, all things being equal.

[spurraider21]

Then why the fuck did you equate the two when I asked if you'd use your teeth to scrape the coating from her tongue? Just being the Turdraider21 you are?

Bullshit. You said you went right in for the butterbean special. You gave her the quarterback sneak. Now you have colon bacteria on your tongue. That's sexy.
then you're missing the point. ass-licking would only be "shit eating" if you always consider a french kiss to be scraping the coating. if it's clean, it's clean.

[mingus]

So then it's really about you wanting to eat shit, all things being equal.

It's about pleasing the girl, getting her off. If she likes being choked, I'll do that. If she likes being slapped, I'll do that. If she likes taking it up the butt, I'll do that. If she wants me to duct tape her mouth, I'll do that. Etc. As long as the stuff is done w/ care, it's all (or most, not all) fair game. To each his/her own.

[Blake]

It's all about risk reward.

Lol reward.

[Blake]

It's about pleasing the girl, getting her off. If she likes being choked, I'll do that.

...the fuck

[spurraider21]

...the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERxlq_zJ5ZM

[mingus]

...the fuck

U should stop watching shit from ur grandpas 1920s porn stash and get with the times.

[lebomb]

Blake is vanilla, straight missionary and that's it. Boring

That's why his ass got cucked by a nigga with a 10" greasy cawk.

[Blake]

U should stop watching shit from ur grandpas 1920s porn stash and get with the times.

Acts 15:29New International Version (NIV)

29*"You are to abstain from food sacrificed to idols, from blood, from the meat of strangled animals and from sexual immorality.

You will do well to avoid these things."




You're sinning, Christian.

[Blake]

Blake is vanilla, straight missionary and that's it. Boring

That's why his ass got cucked by a nigga with a 10" greasy cawk.

Lebomb is chocolate

[Chris]

Atheists thumping the Bible always cracks me up :lol

[Chucho]

Atheists thumping the Bible always cracks me up :lol

He's mocking you. And Christians.

[mingus]

Acts 15:29New International Version (NIV)

29*"You are to abstain from food sacrificed to idols, from blood, from the meat of strangled animals and from sexual immorality.

You will do well to avoid these things."




You're sinning, Christian.

Blake, stop w/ the religious stuff, alright? I realize your POV & I respect it. Respect mine. For once, do that. And, don't take this the wrong way because I think ur a good dude, but I pray for you. And you'll laugh at that. Just like you always have. The more you laugh the harder I pray for you. God works through me. And I'm asking Him right now to reveal Himself to you. Somehow, some way, some time.

[DMC]

then you're missing the point. ass-licking would only be "shit eating" if you always consider a french kiss to be scraping the coating. if it's clean, it's clean.

Unless your gf brushes her asshole everyday with minty toothpaste and shits from her mouth, no.

[DMC]

It's about pleasing the girl, getting her off. If she likes being choked, I'll do that. If she likes being slapped, I'll do that. If she likes taking it up the butt, I'll do that. If she wants me to duct tape her mouth, I'll do that. Etc. As long as the stuff is done w/ care, it's all (or most, not all) fair game. To each his/her own.

What if she gets off watching you suck black cock?

[mingus]

What if she gets off watching you suck black cock?

see the "most, not all part"

[mingus]

Unless your gf brushes her asshole everyday with minty toothpaste and shits from her mouth, no.

It's not an everyday occurrence because of the high degree of maintenance involved. Like anal. You insistence on using hyperbole is making this shit more complicated than it has to be.

[DMC]

It's not an everyday occurrence because of the high degree of maintenance involved. Like anal. You insistence on using hyperbole is making this shit more complicated than it has to be.

Eating shit (which is what you're doing) is disgusting. You can pretend the asshole is clean but take a white latex glove and shove it in there after she swears it's all spotless, you'll pull fudge.

[mingus]

Hyperbole is making this shit more complicated than it has to b, d. It's funny though. I'll give you that.

[unleashbaynes]

Dudes that lick asshole are the first motherfuckers that would go gay in a prison setting.

[Blake]

Blake, stop w/ the religious stuff, alright? I realize your POV & I respect it. Respect mine. For once, do that. And, don't take this the wrong way because I think ur a good dude, but I pray for you. And you'll laugh at that. Just like you always have. The more you laugh the harder I pray for you. God works through me. And I'm asking Him right now to reveal Himself to you. Somehow, some way, some time.

I don't mock people that pray. I mock people that preach and then contradict themselves. Hypocrites are easy to laugh at.

[mingus]

I don't mock people that pray. I mock people that preach and then contradict themselves. Hypocrites are easy to laugh at.

Where am I FUCKING PREACHING????? GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR FUCKING SOAP BOX.

[mingus]

I didn't contradict shit. I never claimed to be a fucking perfect Christian. None of us are. We're human. We have hedonistic inclinations. You have to find a way to balance the belief system/ religion w/ the reality that none of us can or should be expected to live by it like a nun. Therefore, if I'm dating a girl that likes to be slapped and choked a little, then I do it. I'm not going to fucking dump her because she isn't a perfect Christian. And I'm not going to question her religiosity because she likes that shit, or make a big deal about it, if I feel like otherwise she has her shit together or w/e.

[spurraider21]

Dudes that lick asshole are the first motherfuckers that would go gay in a prison setting.
I mean if that's what you have to tell yourself...

[Blake]

Where am I FUCKING PREACHING????? GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR FUCKING SOAP BOX.

Lol angry caps

I didn't say you were preaching. I only told you I wasn't laughing at you for praying. And then told you when I mainly laugh at religious people.

[Blake]

Atheists thumping the Bible always cracks me up :lol

You thumping the bible cracks me up :lol :lol

[lakerhaterade]

:lol Blake's upset with the whole idea because that big ole BBC licked that anus before plowing that pretty pink vagina

[Blake]

It never ceases to amaze how many dudes on this board visualize big black cocks

[spurraider21]

or wives

[lebomb]

Dudes that lick asshole are the first motherfuckers that would go gay in a prison setting.

Obviously you are confused about women vs men. :claw