The NBA is a car dealership

[Walter Donovan]

The Seattle SuperSonics franchise is the nicest, most pristine vehicle on the lot and got stolen. Continue...

[apalisoc_9]

Dude, the Sonic is a recall...

Warriors is def Honda Civic..Lots of Asians and you see it everywhere.

[Mitch]

Spurs = old Chevy astro

Cheap, beat up, always has Mexicans driving, nobody wants to see that shit on the road.

[I. Hustle]

Spurs = old Chevy astro

Cheap, beat up, always has Mexicans driving, nobody wants to see that shit on the road.

Lakers would be the same but with rims and a body kit.

[Mitch]

Lakers would be the same but with rims and a body kit.

Lakers are more like a phantom with a stupid paint job, Tbh

Expensive, flashy, driven by a rich idiot.

[lefty]

Cavs = DeLorean
Doc = LeBron
Marty = LeBron
Flux capacitor = LeBron
Plutonium = LeBron
Einstein = Dan Gilbert

[DMC]

ST is a used car dealership where used schticks from other, more prominent websites come to die.

[Clipper Nation]

Seattle is a bunch of poorfags who can't afford a car and still want to cry about it a decade later.