Apple talk - let's talk about Apples and rate them [Archive]

SpursforSix

07-18-2017, 01:20 PM

I don't really like apples all that well but we'll always buy some because they last longer than most other fruit. So when all the good fruit is gone, I'll grab an apple.
Also, they're supposed to be good for you so there's that. And also throw them in a smoothie.

So many kinds and I've probably not tried them all. But here's my ratings.
I'll also say that for Jazz, Honeycrisp, Pink Ladies, etc....if you put one sticker on the other, I probably wouldn't know.

1. Granny Smith - I like the sourness of them
2. Jazz
3. Honey Crisp
then a bunch of others
Last Place: Red delicious - I hate these things.

Honorable mention - the Grapel. Some kind of apple that they infuse with some kind of chemical that makes it take like grape.

Blake

07-18-2017, 03:31 PM

Gala ftw

SpursforSix

07-18-2017, 03:48 PM

I forgot Fuji. They're like between 1 and 4.

lil'mo

07-18-2017, 06:56 PM

Red delicious are good. Wtf is wrong with you?

lil'mo

07-18-2017, 06:57 PM

Apple slices with peanut butter is where it's at. Any apple will do except for those gay ass sour ones

Avante

07-18-2017, 09:35 PM

I will never be bored enought to talk....apples.

Blake

07-19-2017, 08:13 AM

Red delicious are good. Wtf is wrong with you?

Red delicious are bland.

Blake

07-19-2017, 08:15 AM

I will never be bored enought to talk....apples.

You'd rather rant about olangapo for hours tho

lil'mo

07-19-2017, 08:54 AM

Red delicious are bland.

They're sweet af when I get em

SpursforSix

07-19-2017, 09:33 AM

Red delicious are good. Wtf is wrong with you?

Ugh. They're gross. And they get all mealy quicker than other apples. They are the last place apple. Just see the ratings in the OP.

lebomb

07-19-2017, 10:12 AM

I have the I-phone 7. Love it.

Blake

07-19-2017, 10:13 AM

They're sweet af when I get em

Have you tried gala or fuji?

Capt Bringdown

07-20-2017, 02:06 PM

Did you know that the apples you buy in the supermarket may be a year old?

The average supermarket apple is 14 months old ---> (http://www.foodrenegade.com/your-apples-year-old/)

spurraider21

07-20-2017, 02:51 PM

fuji best all around

though sometimes the bitterness of granny smith is more satisfying

spurraider21

07-20-2017, 02:52 PM

I will never be bored enought to talk....apples.
man, the one time there was actually a thread that was PERFECT time for a useless list by you, you pussy out

Avante

07-20-2017, 05:36 PM

man, the one time there was actually a thread that was PERFECT time for a useless list by you, you pussy out

In case ya haven't noticed.

Top 500 Record Albums
Top QB's
Top RB'S
Top 100 Guitarists
Top 100 Movies
Top 100 Boxers
Top 100 NFL Players for 2016
Top 10 Superbowls
Top 100 Country Artists

and on and on and on...............

I like to add things to my tool box, from reading you, you could use some lists.

spurraider21

07-20-2017, 05:39 PM

ok now time for apple list

Avante

07-20-2017, 05:44 PM

ok now time for apple list

Why would anyone eat an inferior apple or anything? I;m going to buy an apple I know can't match my....Jazz....that make sense?

spurraider21

07-20-2017, 05:47 PM

Why would anyone eat an inferior apple or anything? I;m going to buy an apple I know can't match my....Jazz....that make sense?
this thread is about apples. why are you talking about jazz?

list your favorite types of apples. go go go!

Avante

07-20-2017, 05:52 PM

this thread is about apples. why are you talking about jazz?

list your favorite types of apples. go go go!

Dude like I said a guy like you could use a few lists, ya might learn something.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_(apple)

Tried to be cute and it backfired, hahahaha~~~~

spurraider21

07-20-2017, 06:22 PM

post that in a jazz thread, not an apple thread

UNT Eagles 2016

07-20-2017, 07:24 PM

Gala and the other yellowish-orange-red mixed ones are the best. Especially the ones that HEB imports from New Zealand.

Agree with OP, Red Non-Delicious are the worst. And they're my mom's favorite and the ones she always got me growing up so I rarely liked to eat apples growing up. It wasn't until high school when I discovered the yellowish ones.

Xevious

07-20-2017, 07:45 PM

man, the one time there was actually a thread that was PERFECT time for a useless list by you, you pussy out

You think that fatass actually eats any fruit?

spurraider21

07-20-2017, 07:45 PM

You think that fatass actually eats any fruit?
:rollin

Avante

07-21-2017, 02:00 AM

post that in a jazz thread, not an apple thread

Dude, just how damn dumb are you?

Jazz...is a variety of the apple, ok?

Avante

07-21-2017, 02:02 AM

You think that fatass actually eats any fruit?

So tell me litte man, do I wear glasses, have a stash, go with the shaved head look, oh yeah, ya don't know.

Stupid...fuck you~~~~

spurraider21

07-21-2017, 02:06 AM

Dude, just how damn dumb are you?

Jazz...is a variety of the apple, ok?
admittedly didn't know that :lol... my bad

Avante

07-21-2017, 02:11 AM

admittedly didn't know that :lol... my bad

Why not actually read what the OP posted?

Dude ya tried too fucking hard to be cute and you suck at it ok slick?

You...ok ok ok ya are up over 2000 (thinking....boy did this fail)

spurraider21

07-21-2017, 02:12 AM

Why not actually read what the OP posted?

Dude ya tried too fucking hard ti be cute and you suck at it ok slick?

You...ok ok ok ya are up over 2000 (thinking....boy did this fail)
i said "my bad" and acknowledged my error

johnsmith

07-21-2017, 07:50 AM

admittedly didn't know that :lol... my bad

I didn't know that either.

johnsmith

07-21-2017, 07:51 AM

Dude like I said a guy like you could use a few lists, ya might learn something.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_(apple)

Tried to be cute and it backfired, hahahaha~~~~

You very clearly wrote that post hoping to trick someone....you're the most sophomoric old man ever. When will cancer overtake you for God Sake?

Xevious

07-21-2017, 10:06 AM

So tell me litte man, do I wear glasses, have a stash, go with the shaved head look, oh yeah, ya don't know.

Stupid...fuck you~~~~
I'm just going by your own words of being nearly 300lbs.

Blake

07-21-2017, 10:19 AM

I'm just going by your own words of being nearly 300lbs.

Here comes something about wrestlers, maybe a jpeg too.

BD24

07-21-2017, 10:31 AM

Galas for sure. Used to like red delicious until I tried a gala. Galas are just so juicy, like Judys snatch used to be back in her prime

SpursforSix

07-21-2017, 10:36 AM

Galas for sure. Used to like red delicious until I tried a gala. Galas are just so juicy, like Judys snatch used to be back in her prime

That was then, this is now my friend.

http://media.istockphoto.com/photos/fresh-and-rotten-apple-picture-id492941862?k=6&m=492941862&s=612x612&w=0&h=No6MfFvNIBYePtUhDzHC5JWCG3JTctNaIR6lcNrlSuY=

Blake

07-21-2017, 10:40 AM

BD24

07-21-2017, 03:51 PM

That was then, this is now my friend.

http://media.istockphoto.com/photos/fresh-and-rotten-apple-picture-id492941862?k=6&m=492941862&s=612x612&w=0&h=No6MfFvNIBYePtUhDzHC5JWCG3JTctNaIR6lcNrlSuY=
That's what it is looking like these days huh? I haven't met up with her in awhile. Seems she didn't age well

Avante

07-21-2017, 08:40 PM

You very clearly wrote that post hoping to trick someone....you're the most sophomoric old man ever. When will cancer overtake you for God Sake?

Dude, if ya actually read this thread, you would have seen....

So many kinds and I've probably not tried them all. But here's my ratings.
I'll also say that for Jazz, Honeycrisp, Pink Ladies, etc....if you put one sticker on the other, I probably wouldn't know.

1. Granny Smith - I like the sourness of them
2. Jazz
3. Honey Crisp
then a bunch of others
Last Place: Red delicious - I hate these things.

....too wrapped up in Avante, huh?