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Chucho
07-27-2017, 11:41 PM
This place is a greasy burlesque show. It's easy to point out those that try too hard (your Splits, Chumps et. al), the sickos (Avante, Luva), the compulsive, blatant liars (Avante, Kool) and the dummies (Fabbs,Apo, Lebomb, Great Yacht and the people who bought this place).

But after hearing about the Harlem story a few weeks ago, which is just borderline sociopathic, and now Orton's meltdown over a betrayal of a real life friend who told all his secrets to strangers from this board for props, I just NEED to hear MORE stories about this place and the abhorrent shit people have done like this.

I can't fathom 100k posts or buying a rip-off .net domain to keep the party going for respect- that's sad, but not deranged or fucking weird where you need to re-evaluate your real life- but the Harlem story and this Orton thing is some kind of special pathetic.

That said, I call on you 5 digit posters, the Lifers, to give me "ST; The Grimey Tales- As Told by the Forum"

What I already know and DON'T want to hear or see in this raw, tell-all:

Avante. Don't care, don't care. He's a pedo, the running punchline and he hijacks threads with his inane, unwanted shtick and useless posts. Keep him out of this.

Laka Luva and the Naruto Episodes. He's the towel head version of Avante, just in more denial. I don't consider his outing, and the endless hours of work entailed wherein, faggoty. He's a queer, liar and had it coming. Denial springs eternal with that dude, dunno why he still posts.

That said, tell me some stories someone like me, who has had the account for 10 years but rarely posted for 9.5, that have happened in that time frame. I'm craving more greasy horror stories. I want to understand how people can be so fucky over a friggin forum.

Avante
07-27-2017, 11:55 PM
I got a question for ya slugger, ok?

How in the hell does complaining about that sick ass sex slavery situation over there translate into...pedo...??? Well?

We have an overwelming amount of immature, stupid posters here at THE CLUB, that is how a guy complaining about a situation he never wanted to be in turns into......you pedo you. I would blow a fucking sick ass pedo totally away, chop that fucking sick bitchs head clean off. What does it take before my stance on that sick shit is acknowledged? Why continue ignore reality?

Look at this place, look at the lack of class, lack of over all worldy knowledge, way too many know nothings and assholes.

Story time....

I'm at a bus depot in Bakersfield waiting to change buses for San Diego. Boarding that bus I see.....Kenny Ridge..(buddy in Visalia).....at a car lot across the street, if ya knew Kenny you'd know there is no mistaking him for somebody else.

Well, I had no time to get off the bus so.......

A couple days later I get a letter in the mail (Navy days).....Kenny Ridge was dead, he got killed in a car wreck in Corcoran.

Chucho
07-27-2017, 11:59 PM
Please, don't post in this thread anymore. It's not about you. And you don't have very good comprehension. These are SPURSTALK stories, not Avante stories I am requesting. It's an anthology and retrospective of the underbelly of this place while I've been signed up here.

Like I said, I don't care anything about you, don't want you or the baggage associated with you in this thread. I promise, I swear, if you stop posting in this thread, I personally will not make any pedo jokes and ask the rest of the contributors in this thread to refrain as well.

Please understand this modest request and please respect what I am trying to do here and just allow me this one wish- stay out of this thread. I'm trying to learn more about the history of this place and the people who makeup Spurstalk to better understand them and absorb the ST culture more. I'm also refraining from politics in this thread.

The purpose is to get a mult-viewed retrospect of SpursTalk from those that know it best- the Lifers. The term isn't meant as an insult, the Lifers are the lifeblood of this place and are the only qualified experts I'm looking for to contribute. If no one contributes, fine. But please, just leave this thread be, PLEASE.

Avante
07-28-2017, 12:16 AM
Please, don't post in this thread anymore. It's not about you. And you don't have very good comprehension. These are SPURSTALK stories, not Avante stories I am requesting. It's an anthology and retrospective of the underbelly of this place while I've been signed up here.

Like I said, I don't care anything about you, don't want you or the baggage associated with you in this thread. I promise, I swear, if you stop posting in this thread, I personally will not make any pedo jokes and ask the rest of the contributors in this thread to refrain as well.

Please understand this modest request and please respect what I am trying to do here and just allow me this one wish- stay out of this thread. I'm trying to learn more about the history of this place and the people who makeup Spurstalk to better understand them and absorb the ST culture more. I'm also refraining from politics in this thread.

The purpose is to get a mult-viewed retrospect of SpursTalk from those that know it best- the Lifers. The term isn't meant as an insult, the Lifers are the lifeblood of this place and are the only qualified experts I'm looking for to contribute. If no one contributes, fine. But please, just leave this thread be, PLEASE.

You don't call a man a pedo then wimper around when he responds, you really don't get that? I don't give a fuck what ya want, you fucked up amigo once you lied about Avanre being a sick ass pedo.

BUT....here's what ya do, you go back edit Avante out of this, then apologize and NEVER EVER play this stupid pedo bullshit again and I'm out of this stupid thread...deal?

And, I knew what you were asking, yep...didn't give a fuck...ok?

Apologize and edit....got it?

Chucho
07-28-2017, 12:21 AM
Ok, retracting the offer. I wasn't apologizing to you. I was asking you, as politely as you deserve, to stay out of this thread. You are unwanted on this entire board, but you fail to understand that although its the only thing youre qualified to be an expert at.

I couldnt care less if this thread turns into a complete bash of you. Open season, boys.

Avante
07-28-2017, 12:28 AM
Ok, retracting the offer. I wasn't apologizing to you. I was asking you, as politely as you deserve, to stay out of this thread. You are unwanted on this entire board, but you fail to understand that although its the only thing youre qualified to be an expert at.

I couldnt care less if this thread turns into a complete bash of you. Open season, boys.

Dude, this thread was about Avante, you really think that wasn't obvious? Who cares about being wanted? Are you wanted here? How stupid is that?

And, let's make this an Avante vs the midgets thread, I love the action little man, thought you knew that.

So who is the first to step in the ring with the champ?

Ya don't...Avante is a pedo..and then....don't respond to that Avante......is that stupid or what?

Avante
07-28-2017, 01:15 AM
I always have fun with this....."you aren't any kind of expert"......ha~~~~

I was born in 1949, I saw my first Olympics in 1960, saw Christian McCaffreys grandpa Dave Sime win the 100m silver medal. Big Jim Brown was just starting his great NFL career, Cassius Clay was winning an Olympic gold as a light heavy.

Dowop vocal groups were big as was country music.In the rasslin' biz blond bomber Ray Stevens ruled NORCAL, Classie Freddie Blassie was king of SOCAL, back east it was the strutter "Nature Boy" Buddy Rodgers, who would become the first WWWF Champion (beat Antonio Rocca in a tournament....yep...bullshit).

I saw Elvis on the Ed Sulivan show as a little kid, about a decade later...The Beatles. We drove around listening to Wolfman Jack.

Saw the very first AFL season, shifty Dallas Texan RB Abner Hanes the first "star" of the league. Hell, the very first play in Chargers history a 105 ko return by RB/Oregon St hurdler Paul Lowe.

Will you little shits ever figure it out?

Anytime I get into something the first thing I do is go back to it's origins and work my way back.....ok? Them blues...."Crazy Blues" Mamie Smith 1920......is considered to be where "recorded" began. First NFL 1000 yard rusher....Beattie Feathers, cat averaged over 9 yards a carry, and on and on and on and.....................

Avante
07-28-2017, 01:41 AM
Chucho

This would have worked.


This place is a greasy burlesque show. It's easy to point out those that try too hard (your Splits, Chumps et. al), the sickos , the compulsive, blatant liars and the dummies.

But after hearing about the Harlem story a few weeks ago, which is just borderline sociopathic, and now Orton's meltdown over a betrayal of a real life friend who told all his secrets to strangers from this board for props, I just NEED to hear MORE stories about this place and the abhorrent shit people have done like this.

I can't fathom 100k posts or buying a rip-off .net domain to keep the party going for respect- that's sad, but not deranged or fucking weird where you need to re-evaluate your real life- but the Harlem story and this Orton thing is some kind of special pathetic.

That said, I call on you 5 digit posters, the Lifers, to give me "ST; The Grimey Tales- As Told by the Forum"

What I already know and DON'T want to hear or see in this raw, tell-all:


That said, tell me some stories someone like me, who has had the account for 10 years but rarely posted for 9.5, that have happened in that time frame. I'm craving more greasy horror stories. I want to understand how people can be so fucky over a friggin forum.

SnakeBoy
07-28-2017, 04:03 AM
That said, tell me some stories someone like me, who has had the account for 10 years but rarely posted for 9.5, that have happened in that time frame.

Wild Cobra stalked a chick online, Blake got cucked by his wife, Koolaid Man tried to hookup with CuckingFunt through pm when he thought she/he was a tranny

Xevious
07-28-2017, 05:03 AM
Wild Cobra stalked a chick online, Blake got cucked by his wife, Koolaid Man tried to hookup with CuckingFunt through pm when he thought she/he was a tranny
Apa tried to fuck his aunt, let's not forget that.

SpursforSix
07-28-2017, 09:42 AM
Ok...here's one...I was at home reading the newspaper and hear a knock on the door. I go to see who it is and my dog (a friendly boxer) bolts out. And this motherfucking cop just shoots him. I think it was probably Kool.

BD24
07-28-2017, 09:54 AM
This thread had real potential until the pedo fuck came in and hijacked it.

Blake
07-28-2017, 10:05 AM
I'm not sure anything beats the lol utsa krew where the crazy shit spilled over into dudes going to another dudes place of work to fuck with him. Lawsuits and police action threatened and other stuff.


Around 2008 or so. I haven't seen anything like it since. Silverblk mystix I thought might get close but he got the boot.

BD24
07-28-2017, 10:09 AM
I'm not sure anything beats the lol utsa krew where the crazy shit spilled over into dudes going to another dudes place of work to fuck with him. Lawsuits and police action threatened and other stuff.


Around 2008 or so. I haven't seen anything like it since. Silverblk mystix I thought might get close but he got the boot.
Sounds interesting. Links?

Blake
07-28-2017, 10:15 AM
Sounds interesting. Links?

Most of the threads were deleted by kori out of fear of lawsuit, iirc.

The utsa forum wasn't started because kori was being nice. She kicked them out of the college sports forum.

Hard to believe it was ever that way because these days the college forum is just the Texas longhorn recruiting thread.

Blake
07-28-2017, 10:16 AM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3397051

DisAsTerBot
07-28-2017, 11:28 AM
Lol op complaining about posters trying too hard

Blake
07-28-2017, 11:43 AM
Lol op complaining about posters trying too hard


Lol

Avante
07-28-2017, 02:56 PM
raZon was was asked to come to this forum by a couple guys who posted over there and here, it was......you'd fit right in. He was amazed at the overall lack of intelligence we see here, most totally lost once ya get past movies and tv shows. So limited it's comical.

Avante, spends most his time here laughing, it really is that funny.

Trainwreck2100
07-28-2017, 03:04 PM
Somebody posted pictures of a poor stranger accused him of being chump and then when Chump said it wasn't him. His logic became "it must be you because if it wasn't you why would you care that I'm posting someone's picture and saying it's you." This went on for like half a year until Kori had to put a stop to it by banning three people.

tlongII
07-28-2017, 03:10 PM
There was that time The Mookie Crew spammed the board with porn pics after UT won the national championship.

Avante
07-28-2017, 05:42 PM
Why would anyone care about stupid stories about jerks/morons talking shit in hiding?

I gotta tell ya, how do some of you make it out there?

TimDunkem
07-28-2017, 06:12 PM
Mav > Spurs pretending to be a 7 foot, 260 pound swole Native American and threatening just about everyone on the board back in 2012 was kind of funny for a little while.

Wott dying and people vaguely talking about it like something shady happened to him involving people from this board was weird and a little creepy.

Lefty casually making pedophilic remarks about Kori's kids was odd. Strange that he never got the shit Avante gets around here. People seemed to forget about it fast.

What was the Kyle Orton thing? Pretty funny that a guy who trolled the whole board and acted like he had the perfect life would have the tables turned on him. Well deserved if true, tbh.

Trainwreck2100
07-28-2017, 06:14 PM
Why would anyone care about stupid stories about jerks/morons talking shit in hiding?

I gotta tell ya, how do some of you make it out there?

hes says as he talks shit in hiding

Avante
07-28-2017, 06:44 PM
hes says as he talks shit in hiding

Dude, you really haven't noticed.

Avante....Give Stapeldon's ODD JOHN a read, great sci fi.
Some retard...pedo.

Trainwreck2100
07-28-2017, 07:05 PM
Dude, you really haven't noticed.

Avante....Give Stapeldon's ODD JOHN a read, great sci fi.
Some retard...pedo.
are you asking if i've noticed that nobody likes you? then yes, I've noticed.

Avante
07-28-2017, 07:12 PM
are you asking if i've noticed that nobody likes you? then yes, I've noticed.

Do you think at all before posting?

Who here is liked? Do you honestly believe you could have fun here being liked? Are you liked?

This place is all about talking shit in hiding, you really don't get that? Avante is about....impact....ok stupid?

DisAsTerBot
07-28-2017, 07:14 PM
are you asking if i've noticed that nobody likes you? then yes, I've noticed.

lol

I. Hustle
07-28-2017, 07:32 PM
You don't call a man a pedo then wimper around when he responds, you really don't get that? I don't give a fuck what ya want, you fucked up amigo once you lied about Avanre being a sick ass pedo.

BUT....here's what ya do, you go back edit Avante out of this, then apologize and NEVER EVER play this stupid pedo bullshit again and I'm out of this stupid thread...deal?

And, I knew what you were asking, yep...didn't give a fuck...ok?

Apologize and edit....got it?


Avanre isn't a pedo... but you aren't Avanre are you? Slick move.


Whatcha want to hear, Chuch? The guy that was giving blood and acted like a little bitch about it? The guy that scratched up his face because mommy and daddy got after him for taking their minivan without permission? The story about white pants guy and how hot he is?
About my buddies Orion, atrain, Back2Basics, Maalox, Marini, etc that left because either they got a life, can't afford the innernet or got tired of the kools and avantes of this place

I. Hustle
07-28-2017, 07:35 PM
I'm not sure anything beats the lol utsa krew where the crazy shit spilled over into dudes going to another dudes place of work to fuck with him. Lawsuits and police action threatened and other stuff.


Around 2008 or so. I haven't seen anything like it since. Silverblk mystix I thought might get close but he got the boot.

That was a good one. All the prison guard stuff with Silverblk was funny too.

Kyle Orton
07-28-2017, 07:38 PM
GiG vs thesannityannex, oh boy!

I. Hustle
07-28-2017, 07:40 PM
are you asking if i've noticed that nobody likes you? then yes, I've noticed.


Do you think at all before posting?

Who here is liked? Do you honestly believe you could have fun here being liked? Are you liked?

This place is all about talking shit in hiding, you really don't get that? Avante is about....impact....ok stupid?

I like you, Trainwreck

Avante
07-28-2017, 07:46 PM
I like you, Trainwreck

Trust me on this one.

You have more fun messing with Avante than liking Trainwreck, yep....boring.

DeadlyDynasty
07-28-2017, 07:54 PM
-calf tats
-thispego's painkiller addiction, and admitting his kid was an unwanted mistake
-white pants guy
-phyzik's an alcoholic

monosylab1k
07-28-2017, 08:05 PM
I'm interested in how Spurs fans came up with lame crap like Bravatars and SPAM and then had the gall to act offended when people made fun of that stupid ass shit.

I. Hustle
07-28-2017, 08:37 PM
Trust me on this one.

You have more fun messing with Avante than liking Trainwreck, yep....boring.

ok

Trainwreck2100
07-28-2017, 09:47 PM
I'm interested in how Spurs fans came up with lame crap like Bravatars and SPAM and then had the gall to act offended when people made fun of that stupid ass shit.

I thought Kori just outlawed making fun of that shit upstairs making fun of it in the nba forum. Upstairs was alot more moderated when the admins were around

TimDunkem
07-28-2017, 09:50 PM
I'm interested in how Spurs fans came up with lame crap like Bravatars and SPAM and then had the gall to act offended when people made fun of that stupid ass shit.
Still have no clue what that dumb ass spam shit is.

UNT Eagles 2016
07-28-2017, 11:40 PM
Surprise my username or former username hasn't been brought up, tbh...

Avante
07-29-2017, 01:19 AM
The calm before the storm http://f3.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif

I love this story http://f3.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif

Kid is nowhere in 2014 (only geeks like me knowing about Coffeyville and JC track)

Then here comes 2015.

Runs both sprints faster than anyone who ever ran a Trojan season. Runs the 200m faster than any Canadian in history. Wins the NCAA, wins his country championship, wins the PanAm. Now off to the Worlds, there he ties for the bronze at 100m....he is 20 years old.

In 2016 he wins the Olympic 100m bronze, the Olympic 200m silver.....he is now 21. Only Canadian sprinter to win three Olympic medals in the same Olympics.

Now he's 22 and here comes another Worlds, and another shot to add more major medals to his collection.

What a great young sprinter this guy is.

Just think, if he never ran another race he would still be on the All Time USC list in both sprints and the Canadian All Time list in both sprints.

As of right now Percy Williams (all 126 pounds) is the greatest Canadian sprinter, his 1928 Olympic 100/200 double gold will do that.

AD beginnings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPegxF4ux1w



100m Canada

1 9.84 0.7 BAILEY, DONOVAN
1 9.84 0.2 SURIN, BRUNY
3 9.91 0.2 DE GRASSE, ANDRE
4 9.96 2.0 BROWN, AARON
5 10.03 0.0 MACROZONARIS, NICOLAS
6 10.06 1.7 EFFAH, SAM
7 10.08 1.7 CLAPPERTON, WILLIAM
7 10.08 1.5 MCKOY, MARK
9 10.09 1.5 WARNER, JUSTYN
9 10.09 1.1 SMELLIE, GAVIN

200m Canada

1 19.80 -0.3 DE GRASSE, ANDRE
2 19.96 1.1 RODNEY, BRENDON
3 20.00 1.1 BROWN, AARON
4 20.17 0.4 MAHORN, ATLEE
5 20.21 0.4 SURIN, BRUNY
6 20.22 -0.5 HARRIS, TREMAINE
7 20.30 0.3 CONNAUGHTON, JARED
8 20.31 0.2 BARNETT, BRYAN
9 20.37 0.7 GILBERT, GLENROY
10 20.38 1.6 SMELLIE, GAVIN


USC****

100 METERS
1. Andre De Grasse (9.91) 9.92 8/23/15
2. BeeJay Lee 9.99 6/25/15
3. James Sanford 10.02 5/11/80
4. Lennox Miller 10.04a 10/14/68
5. Aaron Brown (9.96) 10.05 6/5/13
6. Clancy Edwards 10.07 6/2/78
7. Ahmad Rashad 10.10 6/12/09
Darwin Cook (9.9) 10.10 5/18/85
9. Just’N Thymes 10.14 3/31/17
10. Sultan McCullough 10.17 3/6/99

200 METERS
1. Andre De Grasse (19.80) 19.88 7/24/15
2. James Sanford 19.94a+ 4/19/80
3. Clancy Edwards 20.03 4/29/78
4. BeeJay Lee 20.11 6/28/15
5. Aaron Brown (20.00) 20.16 5/31/14
6. Bryshon Nellum 20.23 5/12/13.............Cali State 200m record holder.
7. Darwin Cook 20.33 5/18/85
8. Philip Francis 20.39 5/14/06
James Gilkes (20.14) 20.39 6/21/75
10. Edward Hervey 20.40 5/19/95

**** this is what's wrong with talking just times. How can you talk USC sprinting without Charles Paddock, Frank Wykoff, Mel Patton and Don Quarrie?

Oh yeah, Coffeyville CC school records

100m Andre De Grasse 9.96 2013
200m Andre De Grasse 20.38 2014

After graduating from Milliken Mills in 2012, De Grasse attended Coffeyville Community College in Coffeyville, Kansas, from 2012 to 2014. Coffeyville, like other “junior” colleges, is well known for its athletic program, and is generally considered a track and field powerhouse. Many student athletes begin their careers at junior or community colleges and then transfer to major colleges. At Coffeyville, De Grasse won five National Junior College Athletic Association (NJCAA) titles, including two 200 m dash titles and one 100 m title.

~~~~~~~~~~~

I picked up on him in 2014, usually I know about the HS exploits, not this time which made me curious.

Trainwreck2100
07-29-2017, 10:34 AM
usually I know about the exploits of high schoolers
sure you do

Blake
07-29-2017, 10:37 AM
sure you do

Good lord he just can't help himself

illmatic
07-29-2017, 03:22 PM
-calf tats
-thispego's painkiller addiction, and admitting his kid was an unwanted mistake
-white pants guy
-phyzik's an alcoholic

What about the kid who stalked the girl and figured out her coordinates by a picture she took?

TimDunkem
07-29-2017, 04:04 PM
Thispego was the worst. Guy would come into every thread calling everyone losers yet was a lifer at Taco Bell, and looked like the lovechild of RC Buford and Professor Frink. :lol

Blake
07-29-2017, 04:50 PM
What about the kid who stalked the girl and figured out her coordinates by a picture she took?

Lol kid

DMC
07-29-2017, 06:39 PM
-calf tats
-thispego's painkiller addiction, and admitting his kid was an unwanted mistake
-white pants guy
-phyzik's an alcoholic

Cabin in Breck
The tattoo'ed orange (that still kills me)
"snap" just like that -WC

Clipper Nation
07-29-2017, 07:31 PM
Still have no clue what that dumb ass spam shit is.

I'm pretty sure it means "Spurs Peak After March." Yes, it's corny as fuck.

johnsmith
07-29-2017, 08:22 PM
I really liked when the dude that would always team up with silvermystic (or wherever his name was) went crazy and pretended he was dead or something like that. I wish I could remember the details but that dude was insane.

benefactor
07-29-2017, 08:50 PM
Thispego was the worst. Guy would come into every thread calling everyone losers yet was a lifer at Taco Bell, and looked like the lovechild of RC Buford and Professor Frink. :lol
There is no bigger legend in his own mind than Pego. He's spent years here trying to sell himself as some non-mainstream man of culture when he's some faggot ass, fat chick smashing dork from Victoria, TX.

Trainwreck2100
07-29-2017, 09:39 PM
I really liked when the dude that would always team up with silvermystic (or wherever his name was) went crazy and pretended he was dead or something like that. I wish I could remember the details but that dude was insane.
christmas

johnsmith
07-29-2017, 09:48 PM
christmas

Lol!!! That's right. That dude was more pathetic than avante....by a lot too.

johnsmith
07-29-2017, 09:48 PM
Did he get banned?

Trainwreck2100
07-29-2017, 09:55 PM
Did he get banned?

he asked for it but kori deleted the thread it was a classic too
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=241419

Avante
07-29-2017, 09:55 PM
sure you do

Now I'm homosexual?

benefactor
07-29-2017, 10:00 PM
Did he get banned?
Not just that...Kori deleted his account

Trainwreck2100
07-29-2017, 10:02 PM
Not just that...Kori deleted his account

she only has to do that to one more person

Avante
07-29-2017, 10:07 PM
What is so cool about the Avante story is how everything is true. Big good looking guy, totally ripped who knows more about football, track, music than anyone out there. The fun is watching how others struggle with that reality, they just have to fight it all they can. It is funny watching them totally out classed and out of their league.

Today I read 30 pages in...When Harlem Was in Vogue.

Mixed some....

Donnie Elbert
The Larks
Lee Dorsey
James Carr
Ernie K-Doe
Howard Tate

On August first I start delving into NCAA football 2017, first stop the SWAC. I will also start learning about the NFL rosters and getting a good read on what to expect in 2017.

Now here comes some retard too stupid to realy get it.

mookie2001
07-29-2017, 10:08 PM
culture, fat chicks, and Taco Bell yeah sure that's thispego. Lol

The whole JT Phillip mavs vs spurs dirk41 thing popped off because I said Eminem sucked. Never forget that

mookie2001
07-29-2017, 10:09 PM
It was an all out war trying to defend slim shady.

Signed

-fat faggot

benefactor
07-29-2017, 10:27 PM
culture, fat chicks, and Taco Bell yeah sure that's thispego. Lol

The whole JT Phillip mavs vs spurs dirk41 thing popped off because I said Eminem sucked. Never forget that


It was an all out war trying to defend slim shady.

Signed

-fat faggot
:cry

Sup thickness

lil'mo
07-29-2017, 10:43 PM
There was that time The Mookie Crew spammed the board with porn pics after UT won the national championship.

:lmao photoshopped pic of timvp with dicks all over his face :rollin

johnsmith
07-29-2017, 10:44 PM
he asked for it but kori deleted the thread it was a classic too
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=241419

Holy shit! What an idiot.

Chucho
07-29-2017, 10:44 PM
Lol op complaining about posters trying too hard

Tell me how. Examples? 10 or so years with this one account. Less than 2k posts, which 90% came since the start of last year's election cycle. Dont really know what you're getting at, but ok.

johnsmith
07-29-2017, 10:46 PM
Tell me how. Examples? 10 or so years with this one account. Less than 2k posts, which 90% came since the start of last year's election cycle. Dont really know what you're getting at, but ok.

I don't know about all that, but this was/is a good thread! Regardless of whether or not avante makes his presence known.

Chucho
07-29-2017, 10:46 PM
Lol
How's your marriage going?

lil'mo
07-29-2017, 10:51 PM
thispego just has a knack for identifying the daddy hating shit lickers on this board and they all get mad and butt hurt for years for getting called out on it :lol

Avante
07-29-2017, 10:52 PM
If Avante didn't exist somebody would make him up, he's just too good.

Chucho
07-29-2017, 10:52 PM
I don't know about all that, but this was/is a good thread! Regardless of whether or not avante makes his presence known.

I asked him directly and politely to stay out. Everyone knows about him, everyone takes shots at him, he's a glutton for pain. But I dont care. Old hat.

I really, honest to Jeebus, dont get why people throw personal lives out to strangers the way they do. Ive never seen anything like the members of this board. 100k posts, stalking, masquerading as someone else and then trying to out that person, Kool going for a tranny, and so on.How do people kniw this stuff, like Blake getting cheated on. Who tells people this stuff in a normal world?? I swear, I dont get it. Thats why I'm asking.

Been on loads of forums over the years and never seen this level of...this. So I want to know.

Avante
07-29-2017, 10:54 PM
I asked him directly and politely to stay out. Everyone knows about him, everyone takes shots at him, he's a glutton for pain. But I dont care. Old hat.

I really, honest to Jeebus, dont get why people throw personal lives out to strangers the way they do. Ive never seen anything like the members of this board. 100k posts, stalking, masquerading as someone else and then trying to out that person, Kool going for a tranny, and so on.How do people kniw this stuff, like Blake getting cheated on. Who tells people this stuff in a normal world?? I swear, I dont get it. Thats why I'm asking.

Been on loads of forums over the years and never seen this level of...this. So I want to know.

Stupid, are you for real? Avante stomping around on idiots like you is pain...hahahahaha~~~~~~~ Dummy, just how dumb are you?

This is politely?

Avante. Don't care, don't care. He's a pedo, the running punchline and he hijacks threads with his inane, unwanted shtick and useless posts. Keep him out of this

You really are a retard aren't ya?

TimDunkem
07-29-2017, 11:27 PM
*crickets*

dirk4mvp
07-29-2017, 11:37 PM
The benjarvusothellotron era was short lived and highly underrated imo

Kim Jong-il
07-29-2017, 11:42 PM
The benjarvusothellotron era was short lived and highly underrated imo
Almost as short lived as the jevan snead era i saaaaaiiiiiiddddd

dirk4mvp
07-29-2017, 11:47 PM
Almost as short lived as the jevan snead era i saaaaaiiiiiiddddd

Or the domination of matt jones, corso!

Kim Jong-il
07-29-2017, 11:49 PM
Or the domination of matt jones, corso!
ROFL remember in 2010 when a certain ylab1 said Tom Brady was in decline and needed to be benched?

dirk4mvp
07-29-2017, 11:53 PM
ROFL remember in 2010 when a certain ylab1 said Tom Brady was in decline and needed to be benched?

Peds kept him going, but only goats like Peyton get accused of such things

Leetonidas
07-30-2017, 12:59 AM
det time T Pork said he would quit ST if the spurs won the ship in 2005 then refused to leave after that :lol

Blake
07-30-2017, 09:39 AM
How's your marriage going?

I'm not married.

DMC
07-30-2017, 10:04 AM
Tell me how. Examples? 10 or so years with this one account. Less than 2k posts, which 90% came since the start of last year's election cycle. Dont really know what you're getting at, but ok.

lol this isn't your only account

BD24
07-30-2017, 11:31 AM
det time T Pork said he would quit ST if the spurs won the ship in 2005 then refused to leave after that :lol
Hes not the only one to welch in that manner.

Auntfucker 9 said he would leave if Kawhi didn't get a certain amount of fantasy points. Of course he didnt.

Luva said he would stop starting threads if the Lakers didnt make the playoffs. Of course he didnt.

I'm sure there is others I am forgetting, but those faggots stand out.

DMC
07-30-2017, 12:13 PM
Hes not the only one to welch in that manner.

Auntfucker 9 said he would leave if Kawhi didn't get a certain amount of fantasy points. Of course he didnt.

Luva said he would stop starting threads if the Lakers didnt make the playoffs. Of course he didnt.

I'm sure there is others I am forgetting, but those faggots stand out.

Technically welching is on a debt or obligation, when you owe something to someone else. Going back on a commitment to yourself isn't welching.

There are those here who have welched on bets. Koolaid owes DPG 500 dollars. I believe UNT dude lost a bet as well and didn't pay up.

Mark Celibate
07-30-2017, 12:32 PM
This place is a greasy burlesque show. It's easy to point out those that try too hard (your Splits, Chumps et. al), the sickos (Avante, Luva), the compulsive, blatant liars (Avante, Kool) and the dummies (Fabbs,Apo, Lebomb, Great Yacht and the people who bought this place).

But after hearing about the Harlem story a few weeks ago, which is just borderline sociopathic, and now Orton's meltdown over a betrayal of a real life friend who told all his secrets to strangers from this board for props, I just NEED to hear MORE stories about this place and the abhorrent shit people have done like this.

I can't fathom 100k posts or buying a rip-off .net domain to keep the party going for respect- that's sad, but not deranged or fucking weird where you need to re-evaluate your real life- but the Harlem story and this Orton thing is some kind of special pathetic.

That said, I call on you 5 digit posters, the Lifers, to give me "ST; The Grimey Tales- As Told by the Forum"

What I already know and DON'T want to hear or see in this raw, tell-all:

Avante. Don't care, don't care. He's a pedo, the running punchline and he hijacks threads with his inane, unwanted shtick and useless posts. Keep him out of this.

Laka Luva and the Naruto Episodes. He's the towel head version of Avante, just in more denial. I don't consider his outing, and the endless hours of work entailed wherein, faggoty. He's a queer, liar and had it coming. Denial springs eternal with that dude, dunno why he still posts.

That said, tell me some stories someone like me, who has had the account for 10 years but rarely posted for 9.5, that have happened in that time frame. I'm craving more greasy horror stories. I want to understand how people can be so fucky over a friggin forum.

tbh this place used to be the big leagues of trolling between 2006-2011ish. Pretty much right after the Mavs beat the Spurs in 06 (bringing in the Mav trolls) to when the Lakers got swept by Dallas in 2011 (a lot of the Laker fans who were real characters quit or posted very rarely after that). Also around that time is when they stopped granting people new accounts which also killed the place. During those times this place was great and atleast once a month it seemed as if somebody had beef with someone else IRL, and Kori had to threaten everybody to "knock it off" or else she would permaban tons of people :lmao

Atleast half of the sketchy stuff that has gone on here I still don't even know the details of. I doubt there's any other forum out there where posters have actually had legitimate personal beef with other posters and have gone out of their way to make personal threats to where police have been involved, outside identities have been mistaken for somebody here, etc

IMO, mavs>spurs was the GOAT troll since it seemed like he was in the middle of all these fiascos when personal information was involved. If not, he atleast had the scoop. rofl I remember I would always avoid talking to him on here until I actually got to know him. Whenever he'd come at me, I'd just log off and tiptoe out the back door.

Chucho
07-30-2017, 12:33 PM
lol this isn't your only account

I know. You got me.

Axl Rose
07-31-2017, 12:14 PM
Remember when a certain poster thought obama was the antichrist? Or that time the kori almost got sued because of mouses USAA employee troll? Or when a certain Arizona poster was supposed to meet up with culburn for lunch at the chuckbox, got cold feet, and cubby was butthurt for over a year? Rofl

Joseph Kony
07-31-2017, 12:25 PM
wasnt mavs>spurs the weiner who challenged someone to meet up and fight him and then never got out of the car or something and then laughed about it on ST later? maybe im confusing him with someone else

Axl Rose
07-31-2017, 12:32 PM
wasnt mavs>spurs the weiner who challenged someone to meet up and fight him and then never got out of the car or something and then laughed about it on ST later? maybe im confusing him with someone else
I think telling people to meet was his shtick and he never actually showed up anywhere, not sure if the challenged parties ever showed up either

lebomb
07-31-2017, 02:17 PM
Ive got a good one..........

Once upon a time there was this faggot Chucho that made a stupid muthafawkin thread that noone posted a gottdayum story in, but called his dumbass out as a bonafide cawksuckin tranny nutsack lickin bitch. The End

Chucho
07-31-2017, 03:19 PM
Ive got a good one..........

Once upon a time there was this faggot Chucho that made a stupid muthafawkin thread that noone posted a gottdayum story in, but called his dumbass out as a bonafide cawksuckin tranny nutsack lickin bitch. The End


Awww, someone's mad because they're the meat in a fag sammich.


"Lol op complaining about posters trying too hard"

Real callout. LOL, super triggered. Stick to lying about your sexual escapades, you tenderized meat you.

apalisoc_9
07-31-2017, 03:44 PM
det time T Pork said he would quit ST if the spurs won the ship in 2005 then refused to leave after that :lol

fatass probably dead

http://www.spurstalk.com/heat104.jpg

Avante
07-31-2017, 03:48 PM
Look at all that total stupid bullshit above. This is why we have an Avante. If this place had a higher level of intellect.....hey~~~

Trainwreck2100
07-31-2017, 03:55 PM
you're a trump supporter

I. Hustle
07-31-2017, 04:11 PM
Now I'm homosexual

Avante
07-31-2017, 04:13 PM
Dude, are you really as stupid as you appear here?

Kyle Orton
07-31-2017, 04:15 PM
you're a trump supporter
u still a virgin brah?

Big Empty
07-31-2017, 04:18 PM
ha, that dude that made the mistake of putting his pic on here and people photo shopped it

Trainwreck2100
07-31-2017, 04:18 PM
ha, that dude that made the mistake of putting his pic on here and people photo shopped it
that wasn't him though

FkLA
07-31-2017, 04:40 PM
fatass probably dead

http://www.spurstalk.com/heat104.jpg

Who's that MILF in the background?

apalisoc_9
07-31-2017, 04:44 PM
Who's that MILF in the background?

http://www.millenniumforums.com/images/smilies/scust.png

FkLA
07-31-2017, 05:08 PM
Come on she doesn't look that bad, bro. :lol

RD2191
07-31-2017, 05:14 PM
http://www.millenniumforums.com/images/smilies/scust.png

:lol

Blake
07-31-2017, 05:20 PM
Who's that MILF in the background?

I think you're referring to Joe chalupa

140
07-31-2017, 06:19 PM
fatass probably dead

http://www.spurstalk.com/heat104.jpg
Who's the beisbol player in the foreground?

TimDunkem
07-31-2017, 06:28 PM
Who's the besibol player in the background going ham on those TWO plates of food?

FkLA
07-31-2017, 06:48 PM
I think you're referring to Joe chalupa

lol texas st

Leetonidas
07-31-2017, 06:49 PM
fatass probably dead

http://www.spurstalk.com/heat104.jpg

That's probably the only rose jersey ever made in that size :lmao

Leetonidas
07-31-2017, 06:50 PM
I used to sell Joe chalupa weed tbh. Good times

DMC
07-31-2017, 09:55 PM
thispego just has a knack for identifying the daddy hating shit lickers on this board and they all get mad and butt hurt for years for getting called out on it :lol

Why are you posting in 3rd person?

lil'mo
07-31-2017, 10:16 PM
DMC licks shit with the best of em tbh

Avante
07-31-2017, 10:17 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lon_Myers

Mark Celibate
07-31-2017, 11:50 PM
Remember when a certain poster thought obama was the antichrist? Or that time the kori almost got sued because of mouses USAA employee troll? Or when a certain Arizona poster was supposed to meet up with culburn for lunch at the chuckbox, got cold feet, and cubby was butthurt for over a year? Rofl

rofl

tbh rumor has it that the poster actually showed up but slipped out the back door after spotting the chloroform rag along with the scent of a dead body coming from the bathroom stall IMO

Axl Rose
08-01-2017, 12:10 AM
I also remember the pickling, crew wars, and 2009 after the Mavs sent San Antonio packing the mav fans trolled the shit out of upstairs resulting in many bans

Quadzilla99
08-01-2017, 12:19 AM
Holy shit what a lousy thread

Axl Rose
08-01-2017, 12:22 AM
rofl

tbh rumor has it that the poster actually showed up but slipped out the back door after spotting the chloroform rag along with the scent of a dead body coming from the bathroom stall IMO
Crofl nah he actually chickened out and I'm not sure I blame him

BD24
08-01-2017, 10:10 AM
http://www.millenniumforums.com/images/smilies/scust.png
She's not as hot as your aunt I know, but you would probably still hit.

DJR210
08-01-2017, 12:47 PM
There is no bigger legend in his own mind than Pego. He's spent years here trying to sell himself as some non-mainstream man of culture when he's some faggot ass, fat chick smashing dork from Victoria, TX.

:lol

RandomGuy
08-02-2017, 10:56 AM
This place is a greasy burlesque show. It's easy to point out those that try too hard (your Splits, Chumps et. al), the sickos (Avante, Luva), the compulsive, blatant liars (Avante, Kool) and the dummies (Fabbs,Apo, Lebomb, Great Yacht and the people who bought this place).

But after hearing about the Harlem story a few weeks ago, which is just borderline sociopathic, and now Orton's meltdown over a betrayal of a real life friend who told all his secrets to strangers from this board for props, I just NEED to hear MORE stories about this place and the abhorrent shit people have done like this.

I can't fathom 100k posts or buying a rip-off .net domain to keep the party going for respect- that's sad, but not deranged or fucking weird where you need to re-evaluate your real life- but the Harlem story and this Orton thing is some kind of special pathetic.

That said, I call on you 5 digit posters, the Lifers, to give me "ST; The Grimey Tales- As Told by the Forum"

What I already know and DON'T want to hear or see in this raw, tell-all:

Avante. Don't care, don't care. He's a pedo, the running punchline and he hijacks threads with his inane, unwanted shtick and useless posts. Keep him out of this.

Laka Luva and the Naruto Episodes. He's the towel head version of Avante, just in more denial. I don't consider his outing, and the endless hours of work entailed wherein, faggoty. He's a queer, liar and had it coming. Denial springs eternal with that dude, dunno why he still posts.

That said, tell me some stories someone like me, who has had the account for 10 years but rarely posted for 9.5, that have happened in that time frame. I'm craving more greasy horror stories. I want to understand how people can be so fucky over a friggin forum.

Well, shit, where to start.

ST got its start because the other forum for Spurs was a bunch of whiney shits, who sucked up to the mods, and the mods acted like jackasses. Either you were "in" or you were banned.

Way too clique-ish for a lot of people.

I came on when the Spurs were on a run, and my wife was a huge fan, and dragged me along. I never knew/know much about sports so it was good to read the detailed analysis (after sifting through the fanboy homer BS). I read, but very rarely post in the basketball forum.

I have had years-long arguments over all sorts of conspiracy theories, and spent a lot of time shooting the shit out of the 9-11 "truth" movement, as well as creationists, who seem to argue in very similarly dishonest ways.

There have been various physical meet-ups, and I went to ONE, before it began its long slide.

I would say that more than 1/2 the user base is gone (70% estimate).

What is funny is the one or two times that people have gotten so pissed that they wanted to fistfight someone, hell I can't even remember who was involved.

Along the way, a few people got doxxed, and in trouble for posting at work.

All seems like a tempest in a teacup to me.

RandomGuy
08-02-2017, 10:57 AM
I also remember the pickling, crew wars, and 2009 after the Mavs sent San Antonio packing the mav fans trolled the shit out of upstairs resulting in many bans

Dang, I remember that.

Made it all the more satisfying when the Spurs knocked them out of the finals... heh.

leemajors
08-02-2017, 12:03 PM
m>s's meltdown about his circumcision was pretty funny.

TimDunkem
08-02-2017, 03:59 PM
m>s's meltdown about his circumcision was pretty funny.
Probably why he masqueraded as a native American for about a year.