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Mitch
08-10-2017, 08:48 AM
There's no shame in cheering for a sport, like bukakeball, full of homosexuals.

There is cheering for games that typically end in 0-0, playground kickball games were more exciting :lol

dfens
08-10-2017, 08:52 AM
There's no shame in cheering for a sport, like bukakeball, full of homosexuals.

There is cheering for games that typically end in 0-0, playground kickball games were more exciting :lol

football is complicated son tbh, stick to your spurfan account tbh, lol needing a lakers alt, y'all niggas love us deep down :lol

Mitch
08-10-2017, 09:01 AM
football is complicated son tbh, stick to your spurfan account tbh, lol needing a lakers alt, y'all niggas love us deep down :lol

I don't see much complication in massaging proststes on the field, but youre obviously the expert :lol

midnightpulp
08-10-2017, 09:02 AM
Dfens seems pretty irritated. :lmao that Aaron Hernandez post.

And YET, Aaron Hernandez STILL didn't release a double-handjob video for the world to see.

The double-handjob vid can't be beat. Just take the L, soccer crew.

midnightpulp
08-10-2017, 09:11 AM
I don't see much complication in massaging proststes on the field, but youre obviously the expert :lol

Soccer fans overrate the "tactical complexity" of kickball. They see patterns in post-hoc analysis of soccer goals and pretend like the players/coaching staff somehow drew it up just like that. Soccer is very much a read and react game built around very basic goal sport tactics like spacing and triangles. DAF, et al will flail their arms, but soccer coaches agree:




"The people ask themselves what the painter wanted to express and then pay ridiculous money for it," he said. "But what did the painter want to say? Nothing!"

Wormuth concluded that tactical variations in a match are "overrated" and added that he thinks coaches these days can get lost in tactical thinking.

He said: "I read one of those pieces following a Wolfsburg match [where he coached until late 2016], and asked myself, 'They say I came up with those highly complex things?'"

http://www.espnfc.us/germany/story/3066461/tactics-are-overrated-quality-of-players-more-important-dfb-director

Basically soccer fans are like pretentious art-critics who look at a child's fingerpainting and invent all sorts of symbolic qualities that weren't intended and don't exist.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-499240/Toddler-fools-art-world-buying-tomato-ketchup-paintings.html

Now before this turns into another sport vs. sport argument, I don't really think any sports are complex and that strategy and tactics are highly overrated. Talent, skills, and roster building (signing the best players and finding the right chemistry) are much more important. Proven by a big study that determined NBA head coaches really don't make a difference.

midnightpulp
08-10-2017, 09:31 AM
^ on this point, football is easily the most complex sport in the world. A coach and FO is tasked with building two different sets of 11 man teams for offense and defense, all with vastly different skillsets and body types. 4 different special team corps. And then has to fill out the roster with viable backups since football's injury rate is so high. And since it's a game built around set-pieces, strategy and tactics have more use in the sport than in other sports.

But the complexity is really only experienced by the coaches, quarterback, and maybe the o-line. If you're an RB, for instance, you really don't need to know in detail what Bill Belichick ran in 2003 on a 2nd and 4 situation in week 8 against the Colts. You just need to know to hit your hole hard and gain yardage. If the hole is plugged, make a move and try to salvage the play.

Silver&Black
08-10-2017, 10:03 AM
The double-handjob vid can't be beat. Just take the L, soccer crew.

Been saying that since Day 1.

DMC
08-10-2017, 10:14 AM
football is complicated son tbh, stick to your spurfan account tbh, lol needing a lakers alt, y'all niggas love us deep down :lol

:lol you thinking Mitch is a Spursfan

DMC
08-10-2017, 10:18 AM
Soccer fans overrate the "tactical complexity" of kickball. They see patterns in post-hoc analysis of soccer goals and pretend like the players/coaching staff somehow drew it up just like that. Soccer is very much a read and react game built around very basic goal sport tactics like spacing and triangles. DAF, et al will flail their arms, but soccer coaches agree:



http://www.espnfc.us/germany/story/3066461/tactics-are-overrated-quality-of-players-more-important-dfb-director

Basically soccer fans are like pretentious art-critics who look at a child's fingerpainting and invent all sorts of symbolic qualities that weren't intended and don't exist.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-499240/Toddler-fools-art-world-buying-tomato-ketchup-paintings.html

Now before this turns into another sport vs. sport argument, I don't really think any sports are complex and that strategy and tactics are highly overrated. Talent, skills, and roster building (signing the best players and finding the right chemistry) are much more important. Proven by a big study that determined NBA head coaches really don't make a difference.
I'd say football, especially the ground game, is quite complex. When you break it down, and it's not post-hoc, each player has a role and if they don't execute properly the play will most likely fail. Sometimes lemonade is made from lemons but a team that executes at that level will be in the playoffs most likely.

In soccer it's "run to here, stay in this area". In baseball it's "run to here, stand here, wait for a sign". In basketball it's "run here, box out" or "run here, stand here, screen for the cutter, pop out to the wing". In football it's "run here, at this angle, time your arrival, hit this guy from this direction, don't get a penalty for holding, roll off of him this direction, there should be a hole created by the defense here, if not go to option 2" and that's just for one guy. You have the WR running a route when he knows he's not the target, but he's pulling the defense and could be the bailout. You can see guys who don't sell it well, but great teams sell it. That's technically difficult.

Brazil
08-10-2017, 02:05 PM
:lol football a complex sport

:cry but but the playbook :cry

dudes are some dumb they need to writte the 4 plays they use on their arms

dfens
08-10-2017, 02:19 PM
Dfens seems pretty irritated. :lmao that Aaron Hernandez post.

And YET, Aaron Hernandez STILL didn't release a double-handjob video for the world to see.

The double-handjob vid can't be beat. Just take the L, soccer crew.

The only thing irritating here is the rampant baboonery tbh of some retards.
If you think I'm reading this thread or reading walls of text :lmao sonny we don't all LIVE on spurstalk.

dfens
08-10-2017, 02:21 PM
I don't see much complication in massaging proststes on the field, but youre obviously the expert :lol

son you got replaced this year by a black expert in massaging prostates :lmao

Mitch
08-10-2017, 02:29 PM
son you got replaced this year by a black expert in massaging prostates :lmao

Shit happens, Tbh.

DMC
08-10-2017, 04:15 PM
:lol football a complex sport

:cry but but the playbook :cry

dudes are some dumb they need to writte the 4 plays they use on their arms

There really are no plays in soccer, except foreplay in the showers amirite?

Brazil
08-10-2017, 04:23 PM
There really are no plays in soccer, except foreplay in the showers amirite?

you are on the retard business lately?

:lol there are no plays in soccer...

oh boy... rule #1 of trolling know a bit of your topic before talking... and you really know jack shit about soccer, stick to gay vids and pics that apparently you like so much faggot

lefty
08-10-2017, 04:33 PM
maybe if the scene were shot at a psychiatric ward. some terribly sad people on this site tbh.

:lmao

apalisoc_9
08-10-2017, 04:43 PM
you are on the retard business lately?

:lol there are no plays in soccer...

oh boy... rule #1 of trolling know a bit of your topic before talking... and you really know jack shit about soccer, stick to gay vids and pics that apparently you like so much faggot

all you have to say to DMC is

oink oink

DMC
08-10-2017, 04:44 PM
you are on the retard business lately?

:lol there are no plays in soccer...

oh boy... rule #1 of trolling know a bit of your topic before talking... and you really know jack shit about soccer, stick to gay vids and pics that apparently you like so much faggot

:lol whatever! There are no plays, just a bunch of sissies running around kicking a fucking ball up and down the field while the crowd would probably be there even if no one was playing, just because they are dirt poor and need a place to be.

Chris
08-10-2017, 08:45 PM
oops

Iran government bars Masoud Shojaei, Ehsan Haji Safi after they faced Israelis

http://www.espnfc.com/iran/story/3176587/iran-government-bars-masoud-shojaeiehsan-haji-safi-after-they-faced-israelis?sf105193644=1

:lol

midnightpulp
08-10-2017, 09:18 PM
oops

Iran government bars Masoud Shojaei, Ehsan Haji Safi after they faced Israelis

http://www.espnfc.com/iran/story/3176587/iran-government-bars-masoud-shojaeiehsan-haji-safi-after-they-faced-israelis?sf105193644=1

:lol

Here's another good story. Cartelball:lol

http://www.espnfc.com/mexican-liga-mx/story/3175961

Chris
08-10-2017, 09:41 PM
Here's another good story. Cartelball:lol

http://www.espnfc.com/mexican-liga-mx/story/3175961

:lmao

apalisoc_9
08-10-2017, 10:16 PM
البيسوءل مب رياضا ولكن كل انس دب يذن انه ريذا

Mitch
08-10-2017, 10:19 PM
Apparently bukakeball even had its own version of brokeback mountain, guess it's consensus that the sport is befitting of feminine men who might prefer the same sex :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dIkSjCITPE

midnightpulp
08-10-2017, 10:44 PM
Apparently bukakeball even had its own version of brokeback mountain, guess it's consensus that the sport is befitting of feminine men who might prefer the same sex :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dIkSjCITPE

:lol

Brazil
08-11-2017, 09:11 AM
:lol whatever! There are no plays, just a bunch of sissies running around kicking a fucking ball up and down the field while the crowd would probably be there even if no one was playing, just because they are dirt poor and need a place to be.

:lol

thanks for confirming you know shit, you talk out of your ass and you like watching vids of gay men in locker room tbh...

Stick to what you know brah

DMC
08-11-2017, 09:38 AM
:lol

thanks for confirming you know shit, you talk out of your ass and you like watching vids of gay men in locker room tbh...

Stick to what you know brah

No, I am not a soccer fan.

Brazil
08-11-2017, 11:49 AM
No, I am not a soccer fan.

omfg what a come back

I'm speechless, not sure I will be able to recover one day with dat one

apalisoc_9
08-11-2017, 12:17 PM
No, I am not a soccer fan.

oink oink.....

dfens
08-11-2017, 12:31 PM
http://www.fullredneck.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Funny-Trump-Snapchat-Filter-16.jpg

this belongs in this thread tbh, on point, from the horse's mouth directly to his voters. :lmao

DMC
08-11-2017, 02:45 PM
omfg what a come back

I'm speechless, not sure I will be able to recover one day with dat one

What's your opinion on the Celtics this year tbh?