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Gummi Clutch
07-28-2017, 07:13 PM
Do the kids that play this stuff ever run? :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CINBHslxqao

hater
07-28-2017, 07:19 PM
:lmao shit

Fat pieces of dogfat

Clipper Nation
07-28-2017, 07:25 PM
Povertyball players run... to the nearest shower stall to give double handjobs to their teammates :lmao

lefty
07-28-2017, 07:25 PM
:lol lardball
:lol fatball
:lol boringball
:lol boredball
:lol depressedball
:lol suicidalglove

Gummi Clutch
07-28-2017, 07:28 PM
DMCs in the making :lmao

Mitch
07-28-2017, 07:35 PM
Beisball doesn't have circle jerks going on regularly in the lockers at least :lol

apalisoc_9
07-28-2017, 07:56 PM
Fatassess :lmao

Pelicans78
07-28-2017, 08:14 PM
The most athletic baseball players are clearly more athletic than any fussball player in the world.

140
07-28-2017, 08:17 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao

midnightpulp
07-29-2017, 12:14 AM
This is the povertyball crew's big counter to the double handjob bomb? Fat kids embarrassing themselves? Two second search:

https://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/11.gif?w=280&h=240

You had over a week to come up with something too. :lol

midnightpulp
07-29-2017, 12:14 AM
Povertyball players run... to the nearest shower stall to give double handjobs to their teammates :lmao

:lol

Robz4000
07-29-2017, 03:06 AM
It's over poverty ball fans, the locker room handjobs did y'all in.

Xevious
07-29-2017, 04:45 AM
DoublehandjobBall :lol

Biggems
07-29-2017, 08:01 AM
Soccer is the pussiest major sport in the world. Grown ass men floping and flailing about after little or no contact. Then, they lay on the ground for half an hour, trying to sell the fake injury, only to pop back up and continue as if nothing ever happened. It might as well be luchador wrestling. When they don't get their way, they trip, kick or punch your balls, pull hair, and even bite. All of this soap opera bullshit just to win 1-0.

Baseball is boring as Hell, but it is far and away better than soccer. Home runs, stolen bases, double plays, great catches, and clutch strikeouts totally destroy that lesser sport.

Maybe if refs started yellow or red carding all these floppers, soccer would be a real sport.

I will stick with football, basketball, and hockey.

midnightpulp
07-29-2017, 08:04 AM
Soccer is the pussiest major sport in the world. Grown ass men floping and flailing about after little or no contact. Then, they lay on the ground for half an hour, trying to sell the fake injury, only to pop back up and continue as if nothing ever happened. It might as well be luchador wrestling. When they don't get their way, they trip, kick or punch your balls, pull hair, and even bite. All of this soap opera bullshit just to win 1-0.

Baseball is boring as Hell, but it is far and away better than soccer. Home runs, stolen bases, double plays, great catches, and clutch strikeouts totally destroy that lesser sport.

Maybe if refs started yellow or red carding all these floppers, soccer would be a real sport.

I will stick with football, basketball, and hockey.

:wow

unleashbaynes
07-29-2017, 08:28 AM
DoublehandjobBall :lol

Damn :lol

hater
07-29-2017, 08:40 AM
Just heard an interview with a fatball player on the radio

They asked him why he didnt join the skirmish on the field the other day. He said he ca barely walk put of the doughout so by the time he reached midfield the skirmish was over. :lma :lol :lol

Canyonero
07-29-2017, 08:59 AM
It's over poverty ball fans, the locker room handjobs did y'all in.

Are you talking about that Japanese baseball player who appeared in a gay porn video?

Clipper Nation
07-29-2017, 09:44 AM
DoublehandjobBall :lol
:lmao

apalisoc_9
07-29-2017, 11:37 AM
Just heard an interview with a fatball player on the radio

They asked him why he didnt join the skirmish on the field the other day. He said he ca barely walk put of the doughout so by the time he reached midfield the skirmish was over. :lma :lol :lol

baseball is a sport? :lol

webshad
07-29-2017, 12:04 PM
Soccer is the pussiest major sport in the world. Grown ass men floping and flailing about after little or no contact. Then, they lay on the ground for half an hour, trying to sell the fake injury, only to pop back up and continue as if nothing ever happened. It might as well be luchador wrestling. When they don't get their way, they trip, kick or punch your balls, pull hair, and even bite. All of this soap opera bullshit just to win 1-0.

Baseball is boring as Hell, but it is far and away better than soccer. Home runs, stolen bases, double plays, great catches, and clutch strikeouts totally destroy that lesser sport.

Maybe if refs started yellow or red carding all these floppers, soccer would be a real sport.

I will stick with football, basketball, and hockey.

OMG! Yeah it's soooo exciting, lol. :lol Home runs, stolen bases hahahaha come on dude, lol.

Basketball has flopping also, so what. Cheating is part of sports now, that's the reality.

webshad
07-29-2017, 12:07 PM
baseball is a sport? :lol

Any sports, where women can compete with men, is not a sport. Hence baseball.

midnightpulp
07-29-2017, 05:08 PM
Any sports, where women can compete with men, is not a sport. Hence baseball.

Where's all the women in the MLB?

Silver&Black
07-29-2017, 09:11 PM
Are you talking about that Japanese baseball player who appeared in a gay porn video?

All the spinning in the world can't help you here.

Are there gay players in every sport? Sure. Football, Soccer, Basketball, Baseball....all of them.

But is that gay Japanese player having sex with his teammates in the shower? Probably not. Only DoubleHandJobBall can claim that distinct honor.

apalisoc_9
07-29-2017, 09:17 PM
Where's all the women in the MLB?

I usually see them asleep in a gaypornball game...

unleashbaynes
07-29-2017, 09:24 PM
I usually see them asleep in a gaypornball game...

Women aren't required for doublehandjobball, they take care of those needs themselves :lol

midnightpulp
07-29-2017, 09:46 PM
Women aren't required for doublehandjobball, they take care of those needs themselves :lol

Damn. :lol

Doublehandjobball crew just can't stop taking Ls.

midnightpulp
07-29-2017, 09:49 PM
All the spinning in the world can't help you here.

Are there gay players in every sport? Sure. Football, Soccer, Basketball, Baseball....all of them.

But is that gay Japanese player having sex with his teammates in the shower? Probably not. Only DoubleHandJobBall can claim that distinct honor.

I really need to teach the TicTacTrot crew how to troll.

When you find something troll worthy, you have to first make sure that there is no equivalent example in the thing you're arguing for. A quick google search shows that an ex-Belgian soccer player became a gay porn star. A Japanese soccer player also made a gay porn.

But there is no equivalent baseball example of the double handjob video. It can't be beat. It's over.

Silver&Black
07-29-2017, 10:26 PM
I really need to teach the TicTacTrot crew how to troll.

When you find something troll worthy, you have to first make sure that there is no equivalent example in the thing you're arguing for. A quick google search shows that an ex-Belgian soccer player became a gay porn star. A Japanese soccer player also made a gay porn.

But there is no equivalent baseball example of the double handjob video. It can't be beat. It's over.

They're just so awful at trolling. The double handjob pic was unleashed on ST. What did they do?....They went back to the basics. Look at this fat kid swinging a baseball bat. Really???? You're gonna counter the most epic trolling in this feud with a video of a fat kid swinging a bat??

Remember the circle jerk (:lol pun intended :lol) the TicTacToeBall krew had over Hakeem playing soccer as a kid. Took me 1/2 a second to counter with Michael "THE GOAT" Jordan played beisbol as a kid. They just haven't figured out the "make sure that there is no equivalent example" part of your post yet. I don't think they ever will, tbh.

You know my stance on this Mid....I despise both sports. Yet, I like to think that my hatred of both sports makes me somewhat of an ideal candidate to judge who is winning this debate. I thought the coach digging in his butthole and smelling it was bad, but it got much worse. This DoubleHandJob pic is the end of the feud. It's over. Beisbol wins.

midnightpulp
07-29-2017, 10:38 PM
They're just so awful at trolling. The double handjob pic was unleashed on ST. What did they do?....They went back to the basics. Look at this fat kid swinging a baseball bat. Really???? You're gonna counter the most epic trolling in this feud with a video of a fat kid swinging a bat??

Remember the circle jerk (:lol pun intended :lol) the TicTacToeBall krew had over Hakeem playing soccer as a kid. Took me 1/2 a second to counter with Michael "THE GOAT" Jordan played beisbol as a kid. They just haven't figured out the "make sure that there is no equivalent example" part of your post yet. I don't think they ever will, tbh.

You know my stance on this Mid....I despise both sports. Yet, I like to think that my hatred of both sports makes me somewhat of an ideal candidate to judge who is winning this debate. I thought the coach digging in his butthole and smelling it was bad, but it got much worse. This DoubleHandJob pic is the end of the feud. It's over. Beisbol wins.

:lol Today's trolling. For some reason, they think responses=good trolling.

I also remember CN shutting Apa down when Apa posted about baseball catchers shitting on the field or something (never happened. He tried to make a joke about catchers looking like they're taking a shit). Then CN countered in 2 seconds with a video of a soccer player actually shitting himself in a game :lol

Yeah. I don't know where they go from here. They can try to dig up lockerroom hazing stories in baseball, but they happen in ALL sports. They're gonna need a video of Mike Trout jerking off Pujols or something. It's over.

webshad
07-30-2017, 12:17 AM
Where's all the women in the MLB?

Not MLB but other professional league.

Here's one I read recently https://www.thestar.com/sports/baseball/2017/05/17/bc-pitcher-first-female-to-compete-in-west-coast-mens-baseball-league.html

also here's another one from the US http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/07/01/two_women_joined_a_minor_league_pro_baseball_team_ for_the_first_time_in.html

and there is more.

Now the question to ask is, find a woman joining a men's hockey league or a basketball league or a soccer league. And please let it be a respectful league, not a company after-work league or some indoor soccer league (not the same rules as actual soccer) or anything of that sort. I'm curious to see.

Here is one more: https://breakingmuscle.com/fitness/tiffany-brooks-blazing-the-way-for-women-in-mens-pro-baseball

And there is more.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 12:35 AM
Not MLB but other professional league.

Here's one I read recently https://www.thestar.com/sports/baseball/2017/05/17/bc-pitcher-first-female-to-compete-in-west-coast-mens-baseball-league.html

also here's another one from the US http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/07/01/two_women_joined_a_minor_league_pro_baseball_team_ for_the_first_time_in.html

and there is more.

Now the question to ask is, find a woman joining a men's hockey league or a basketball league or a soccer league. And please let it be a respectful league, not a company after-work league or anything of that sort. I'm curious to see.

Here is one more: https://breakingmuscle.com/fitness/tiffany-brooks-blazing-the-way-for-women-in-mens-pro-baseball

And there is more.

:lol

I know about all those players. See, here's where the soccer fan's bias and ignorance of sporting history show up, just like you thought failed athletes gravitate toward baseball as a second career more so than other sports (which is wrong).

First of all, those women don't play in "respectable" leagues. Those are independent baseball leagues which are glorified beer leagues. Ila Borders is probably the most famous (or the Japanese pitcher). Here's her stats:

https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=border001ila

Nearly a 7.00 ERA and 0-53 batting. She was obviously way overrmatched. And keep in mind Indy leagues are about 50,000 years away from the majors. No stats on Tiffany Brooks. And the Japanese player had like a 6.00 ERA, and she is often regarded as the greatest female pitcher in the history of baseball.

Hockey?

The NHL actually drafted a female goalie. She was the first female to be drafted by a North American sports league (and still the only). She played preseason games with the Tampa Bay Lighting and had a 5 year minor league career.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manon_Rh%C3%A9aume

Basketball?

Ann Meyers signed a 50K contract with the Pacers and got to try out for the team. Didn't make it, but she was good enough to get looked over other male prospects.

Football?

There's a few girls in college playing kicker, which is actually one of the most important positions in the game.

Soccer? FIFA bans women from play, but clubs have went after women before until FIFA stepped in:

"In 2004 Maribel Dominguez agreed a two-year deal to play for Celaya, a second-division men’s Mexican club. Days later FIFA blocked her transfer, stating that “there must be a clear separation between men’s and women’s football” and observing that this transfer would contravene current rules."

You'll probably :lol Second division in Mexico.

Same thing. :lol Independent baseball leagues.

webshad
07-30-2017, 01:00 AM
:lol

I know about all those players. See, here's where the soccer fan's bias and ignorance of sporting history show up, just like you thought failed athletes gravitate toward baseball as a second career more so than other sports (which is wrong).

First of all, those women don't play in "respectable" leagues. Those are independent baseball leagues which are glorified beer leagues. Ila Borders is probably the most famous (or the Japanese pitcher). Here's her stats:

https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=border001ila

Nearly a 7.00 ERA and 0-53 batting. She was obviously way overrmatched. And keep in mind Indy leagues are about 50,000 years away from the majors. No stats on Tiffany Brooks. And the Japanese player had like a 6.00 ERA, and she is often regarded as the greatest female pitcher in the history of baseball.

Hockey?

The NHL actually drafted a female goalie. She was the first female to be drafted by a North American sports league (and still the only). She played preseason games with the Tampa Bay Lighting and had a 5 year minor league career.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manon_Rh%C3%A9aume

Basketball?

Ann Meyers signed a 50K contract with the Pacers and got to try out for the team. Didn't make it, but she was good enough to get looked over other male prospects.

Football?

There's a few girls in college playing kicker, which is actually one of the most important positions in the game.

Soccer? FIFA bans women from play, but clubs have went after women before until FIFA stepped in:

"In 2004 Maribel Dominguez agreed a two-year deal to play for Celaya, a second-division men’s Mexican club. Days later FIFA blocked her transfer, stating that “there must be a clear separation between men’s and women’s football” and observing that this transfer would contravene current rules."

You'll probably :lol Second division in Mexico.

Same thing. :lol Independent baseball leagues.

All those girls you mentioned didn't actually play a single game. Preseason exhibition and tryouts, really?

All of this is no less true for Tiffany Brooks who is a professional baseball player. She became the first female baseball pitcher in the 21st century to sign a contract with a professional American men’s baseball team when she signed with the Big Bend Cowboys of the Continental Baseball League on March 4, 2010. After successfully completing spring training in 2010 in Alpine, Texas, Brooks became the first female to make an American men’s professional baseball opening day roster since Ila Borders in 2000. <-- this is just embarrassing for the "sport" of baseball

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 01:15 AM
All those girls you mentioned didn't actually play a single game. Preseason exhibition and tryouts, really?

All of this is no less true for Tiffany Brooks who is a professional baseball player. She became the first female baseball pitcher in the 21st century to sign a contract with a professional American men’s baseball team when she signed with the Big Bend Cowboys of the Continental Baseball League on March 4, 2010. After successfully completing spring training in 2010 in Alpine, Texas, Brooks became the first female to make an American men’s professional baseball opening day roster since Ila Borders in 2000. <-- this is just embarrassing for the "sport" of baseball

Are you goddamn retarded?

Marion Rheume played 24 games in the hockey minor leagues (with actual affiliated clubs. In fact, most of her career was spent in the IHL, which was one step down from the NHL. Try fuckin' reading the links I give you).

"In 1992, she was signed by the Atlanta Knights of the International Hockey League (IHL). Her first appearance against the Salt Lake Golden Eagles marked the first time a woman appeared in a regular season professional game...and appeared in a total of 24 games. "

She's actually the furthest a woman has gotten in any major sport. So I guess hockey is a joke sport now?

Lookie here, a women goalie posted a shutout in a men's "professional" league.

https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/shannon-szabados-posts-first-shutout-by-a-woman-in-mens-pro-hockey/

And other thing, you dolts read "professional" and automatically think since it's professional, it's a quality league. There's countless "professional" baseball, hockey, and basketball leagues that aren't worth a shit. I can found a league, pay each player 1.00 per month, and it would be considered "professional."

You can humbly take your L now.

webshad
07-30-2017, 01:26 AM
Are you goddamn retarded?

Marion Rheume played 24 games in the hockey minor leagues (with actual affiliated clubs. In fact, most of her career was spent in the IHL, which was one step down from the NHL. Try fuckin' reading the links I give you).

"In 1992, she was signed by the Atlanta Knights of the International Hockey League (IHL). Her first appearance against the Salt Lake Golden Eagles marked the first time a woman appeared in a regular season professional game...and appeared in a total of 24 games. "

She's actually the furthest a woman has gotten in any major sport. So I guess hockey is a joke sport now?

Lookie here, a women goalie posted a shutout in a men's "professional" league.

https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/shannon-szabados-posts-first-shutout-by-a-woman-in-mens-pro-hockey/

And other thing, you dolts read "professional" and automatically think since it's professional, it's a quality league. There's countless "professional" baseball, hockey, and basketball leagues that aren't worth a shit. I can found a league, pay each player 1.00 per month, and it would be considered "professional."

You can humbly take your L now.

Dude, read your own link properly. lol

In 1992, Rhéaume signed a contract with the Tampa Bay Lightning (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampa_Bay_Lightning) of the NHL, appearing in preseason exhibition games in 1992 and 1993.

In 1992, she tried out for the Tampa Bay Lightning (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampa_Bay_Lightning), and was signed as a free agent (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_agent). This was the first time a woman tried out for an NHL team. She played one period in an >>> exhibition game (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exhibition_game) <<<< against the St. Louis Blues (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Louis_Blues), allowing two goals, and played in >>>> another exhibition game <<< against the Boston Bruins (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Bruins) in 1993. Now, hush about her. She is crossed out. Next.

Also I see something common about these women, for some reason they only play goalie, surely there is a reason for that, I think we both know.

Now you mention Ann Meyers, she hasn't actually played a single game, so scratch that one.

What else you got? Curious to see. And yes I read your link and wasn't impressed.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 01:38 AM
Dude, read your own link properly. lol

In 1992, Rhéaume signed a contract with the Tampa Bay Lightning (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampa_Bay_Lightning) of the NHL, appearing in preseason exhibition games in 1992 and 1993.

In 1992, she tried out for the Tampa Bay Lightning (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampa_Bay_Lightning), and was signed as a free agent (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_agent). This was the first time a woman tried out for an NHL team. She played one period in an >>> exhibition game (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exhibition_game) <<<< against the St. Louis Blues (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Louis_Blues), allowing two goals, and played in >>>> another exhibition game <<< against the Boston Bruins (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Bruins) in 1993. Now, hush about her. She is crossed out. Next.

Also I see something common about these women, for some reason they only play goalie, surely there is a reason for that, I think we both know.

Now you mention Ann Meyers, she hasn't actually played a single game, so scratch that one.

What else you got? Curious to see. And yes I read your link and wasn't impressed.

You're really going to keep digging a hole for yourself, aren't you?

Do you understand that minor leagues are considered professional leagues? And that the goalie in question played 24 games at that level, i.e., meaning she played professional men's hockey. And she played it at a higher level (with actual affiliated clubs) than the baseball examples you're giving. In fact, she was the best goalie on her team one season.

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/leagues/seasons/teams/0000871994.html

Professional doesn't equal highest league. If you thought that, you wouldn't be posting examples from independent baseball leagues, which are a fuckin' joke.

And :lol at dismissing the goalie position. It's the most important position on the ice and one of the hardest positions to play in all of sports. Ask ClipperNation

Why are you "not impressed" with the other link? Clear example of a woman performing well in a men's "professional" league. Yeah, you're not impressed because it blows up your little troll job.

It's also funny you dismiss the Ann Meyers example. She was paid 50K in 1980s dollars. The Pacers obviously saw something or wouldn't have taken the risk. The publicity stunt angle doesn't work since she never suited up. No baseball club has ever given a woman a 50K contract.

Pro football?

Here you go:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4dR2kusFLs

Get it through your brain that these bargain basement "professional" leagues will often sign women for a publicity stunt.

webshad
07-30-2017, 01:50 AM
You're really going to keep digging a hole for yourself, aren't you?

Do you understand that minor leagues are considered professional leagues? And that the goalie in question played 24 games at that level, i.e., meaning she played professional men's hockey. And she played it at a higher level (with actual affiliated clubs) than the baseball examples you're giving. In fact, she was the best goalie on her team one season.

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/leagues/seasons/teams/0000871994.html

Professional doesn't equal highest league. If you thought that, you wouldn't be posting examples from independent baseball leagues, which are a fuckin' joke.

And :lol at dismissing the goalie position. It's the most important position on the ice and one of the hardest positions to play in all of sports. Ask ClipperNation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=50270)

Why are you "not impressed" with the other link? Clear example of a woman performing well in a men's "professional" league. Yeah, you're not impressed because it blows up your little troll job.

It's also funny you dismiss the Ann Meyers example. She was paid 50K in 1980s dollars. The Pacers obviously saw something or wouldn't have taken the risk. The publicity stunt angle doesn't work since she never suited up. No baseball club has ever given a woman a 50K contract.

Pro football?

Here you go:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4dR2kusFLs

Get it through your brain that these bargain basement "professional" leagues will often sign women for a publicity stunt.

No, I don't mind the league as long as it is respectable. The reason they play goalie is that in hockey it's 0 contact with the goalie. So Rheaume and Szabados can only play that position, that's it. I'm sure some women can play soccer goalie and football kicker as well. However, in baseball these women can play all position, beside it is 0 contact and just standing up, but I'm surprised Tiffany Brook played the toughest baseball position i.e. pitcher.

Do you have any record for a woman playing hockey as a forward? I'm curious to see if the men will actually cross check her etc.

P.S. Midnight, read the comments of the video you posted, lol, free press and negative yard lol. Good find.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 02:08 AM
No, I don't mind the league as long as it is respectable. The reason they play goalie is that in hockey it's 0 contact with the goalie. So Rheaume and Szabados can only play that position, that's it. I'm sure some women can play soccer goalie and football kicker as well. However, in baseball these women can play all position, beside it is 0 contact and just standing up, but I'm surprised Tiffany Brook played the toughest baseball position i.e. pitcher.

Do you have any record for a woman playing hockey as a forward? I'm curious to see if the men will actually cross check her etc.

:lol determining the difficulty of a position by "contact."

A hockey goalie faces 50-60 shots per game, many coming at over 100mph. They need cat like reflexes and godly hand-eye coordination. Women can't play "ALL" positions in baseball. Do you understand a good hitter in baseball needs the strength to generate exit velocities of over 100mph? That every fielding position requires arm strength of, at the very least, 85mph. The fastest a woman can throw a baseball is about 80mph. And all positions aside from the first basemen and catcher demand 60 yard dash times of about 7.00 seconds. Find me a 200lb woman who can run that? (You might dig up a world class sprinter, but a 110lb female sprinter has no chance at hitting the ball hard).

Those examples you posted are publicity stunts. Nothing more. Look up the stats. All those women have ERAs in the 7s, with only a a few games played. And your favorite Tiffany Brookes has zero recorded games. Publicity stunt.

Here you go:


Angela Ruggiero | Angela Ruggiero was the first woman non-goalie to play professional men’s hockey in North America, playing with the Tulsa Oilers alongside her brother, Bill, according to Women's Sports Foundation. She also was the first female defenseman in the Central Hockey League,

And she played a game, actually recording an assist.

And yes, she was a publicity stunt, as are all these examples aside from maybe Rheaume, who seemed to hold her own.

webshad
07-30-2017, 02:18 AM
:lol determining the difficulty of a position by "contact."

A hockey goalie faces 50-60 shots per game, many coming at over 100mph. They need cat like reflexes and godly hand-eye coordination. Women can't play "ALL" positions in baseball. Do you understand a good hitter in baseball needs the strength to generate exit velocities of over 100mph? That every fielding position requires arm strength of, at the very least, 85mph. The fastest a woman can throw a baseball is about 80mph. And all positions aside from the first basemen and catcher demand 60 yard dash times of about 7.00 seconds. Find me a 200lb woman who can run that? (You might dig up a world class sprinter, but a 110lb female sprinter has no chance at hitting the ball hard).

Those examples you posted are publicity stunts. Nothing more. Look up the stats. All those women have ERAs in the 7s, with only a a few games played. And your favorite Tiffany Brookes has zero recorded games. Publicity stunt.

Here you go:



And she played a game, actually recording an assist.

And yes, she was a publicity stunt, as are all these examples aside from maybe Rheaume, who seemed to hold her own.

Obviously, you don't know hockey when saying crap like 50-60 shots per game LOL. 33 is more than excellent in hockey. Cat like reflexes are required in combat sports also but you don't see these women mixing it up with men, hence goalie is the only position they can play. However in baseball Tiffany played the toughest of all position that is the pitcher who plays every 4 days because it is the most demanding.

Sidenote: Pingpong also requires cat like reflexes, lool hahaha, I'm sure you would love it as a sport since you're into "cat like reflexes".

Now sir, be a good boy and take your L or bring me a woman that actually played forward in a men's hockey league.

I do agree that they used these women are used for publicity stunt as in real contact sports, these women would have got destroyed, unlike baseball where these women actually played the toughest postion.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 02:21 AM
And why the silly logic of "if a woman can compete, it's not a real sport?"

Many sport scientists believe women are about 10% less athletic than men on average:


Running. Swimming. Rowing. Kayaking. Short distance, long distance. Accomplished in teams or attempted alone.These are such diverse events, requiring different parts of the body and diverse types of talent. And yet they all share something: Their women's speed world records are all about 90 percent of their men's speed world records, in both short, middle and long distances.

In kayak racing -- played solo or in teams of 2 or 4; at distances of 200m, 500m or 1000m -- the mean ratio between women's and men's records was .88. In track cycling, at short or endurance distances, women's records were 88 percent of men's.

There's nothing biological that would prevent a genetic freak of a woman with the skills to match from competing with men at lower professional levels, like independent league baseball, soccer, hockey, basketball, etc, which, as I said, are glorified beer leagues with washed up players and weekend warriors. No woman will ever legitimately make it the top pro leagues, but the best women can certainly hold their own vs. washups and maybe the lower divisions in college.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 02:31 AM
Obviously, you don't know hockey when saying crap like 50-60 shots per game LOL. 33 is more than excellent in hockey. Cat like reflexes are required in combat sports also but you don't see these women mixing it up with men, hence goalie is the only position they can play. However in baseball Tiffany played the toughest of all position that is the pitcher who plays every 4 days because it is the most demanding.

Sidenote: Pingpong also requires cat like reflexes, lool hahaha, I'm sure you would love it as a sport since you're into "cat like reflexes".

Now sir, be a good boy and take your L or bring me a woman that actually played forward in a men's hockey league.

I do agree that they used these women are used for publicity stunt as in real contact sports, these women would have got destroyed, unlike baseball where these women actually played the toughest postion.

Being retarded again?

Your lover Tiffany DIDN'T play. No recorded game.


Although Brooks did not take the field in any game,

The other women got fuckin' hammered and played less than 25 games COMBINED. Less than the amount of games Manon Rheaume played by herself. They were a publicity stunt. They got hammered just like that female running back got hammered. They had a negative impact on the game. And again, you're referencing beer leagues. They aren't "respectable" leagues.

And :lmao moving the goalposts. "Show me a forward :cry." So a defensemen isn't a contact position now? Yeah, that chick playing a non-goalie position further wrecks your troll job.

You can shut up now and take your L.


In 2003, Wickenheiser (CENTRE) became the first woman to score a goal playing in a men's professional league(for HC Salamat in Mestis, Finland's second-division league). Over the course of the season, Wickenheiser played 23 games, scoring 2 goals and adding 10 assists

About a half-point average per game. Not bad.

Hockey a joke sport now?

webshad
07-30-2017, 02:32 AM
And why the silly logic of "if a woman can compete, it's not a real sport?"

Many sport scientists believe women are about 10% less athletic than men on average:



There's nothing biological that would prevent a genetic freak of a woman with the skills to match from competing with men at lower professional levels, like independent league baseball, soccer, hockey, basketball, etc, which, as I said, are glorified beer leagues with washed up players and weekend warriors. No woman will ever legitimately make it the top pro leagues, but the best women can certainly hold their own vs. washups and maybe the lower divisions in college.

I don't disagree with you.

Just I keep seeing women playing as pitchers over and over again even this week I saw it on Yahoo news a Japanese girl or somewhat playing as a pitcher agaisnt men.

In general, where speed and contact are involved I doubt any women can actually compete with men.

webshad
07-30-2017, 02:34 AM
Being retarded again?

Your lover Tiffany DIDN'T play. No recorded game.



The other women got fuckin' hammered and played less than 25 games COMBINED. Less than the amount of games Manon Rheaume played by herself. They were a publicity stunt. They got hammered just like that female running back got hammered. They had a negative impact on the game. And again, you're referencing beer leagues. They aren't "respectable" leagues.

And :lmao moving the goalposts. "Show me a forward :cry." So a defensemen isn't a contact position now? Yeah, that chick playing a non-goalie position further wrecks your troll job.

You can shut up now and take your L.



About a half-point average per game. Not bad.

Hockey a joke sport now?

Tiffany actually signed a contract and was not signed as a free agent which means she was better than the baseball "men". :lol Gotta read dude.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 02:39 AM
Tiffany actually signed a contract and was not signed as a free agent which means she was better than the baseball "men". :lol Gotta read dude.

Yeah, publicity stunts can generate money.

And are you this stupid? Do you not think Manon and Wickenheiser signed contracts? What? They played for free for 5 years?

Just take the L. Women being able to "kind of" hold their own with men happens in all sports. It would happen in soccer too if FIFA allowed it. You just focus on baseball out of your hated, probably due to the fact you were terrible and struck out every time.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 02:44 AM
I don't disagree with you.

Just I keep seeing women playing as pitchers over and over again even this week I saw it on Yahoo news a Japanese girl or somewhat playing as a pitcher agaisnt men.

In general, where speed and contact are involved I doubt any women can actually compete with men.

No you don't. You selectively dug up the few examples, all of which really didn't "compete" at all. They got destroyed.

Wickenheiser example disagrees with you. She had a respectable .52PPG average in the 2nd highest league in Finland, which is chock full of hockey talent. Way higher in comparison than some indy beer league you're referencing.

So is hockey not a real sport now?

webshad
07-30-2017, 02:46 AM
Yeah, publicity stunts can generate money.

And are you this stupid? Do you not think Manon and Wickenheiser signed contracts? What? They played for free for 5 years?

Just take the L. Women being able to "kind of" hold their own with men happens in all sports. It would happen in soccer too if FIFA allowed it. You just focus on baseball out of your hated, probably due to the fact you were terrible and struck out every time.

Yes "publicity stunts" when signing an actual contract, let's talking about moving the goal post, right? :lol

Female playing the toughest position in baseball, says a lot about the "sport". haha

"If" FIFA allowed it, someone of these girls would have gotten majorly damaged from savage defencemen. However, in baseball these girls can work on their tan without being harassed.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 02:57 AM
Yes "publicity stunts" when signing an actual contract, let's talking about moving the goal post, right? :lol

Female playing the toughest position in baseball, says a lot about the "sport". haha

"If" FIFA allowed it, someone of these girls would have gotten majorly damaged from savage defencemen. However, in baseball these girls can work on their tan without being harassed.

You're spinning now. And yes, publicity stunts can sign contracts. See. It works like this: Owner thinks publicity stunt player will generate X amount of revenue over a game/season, so he signs player. Furthermore, you keep wanting examples of "respectable leagues." Again, the leagues that signed those women aren't "respectable." Independent baseball leagues are known to trade players for turkeys, trade players for baseball bats, sign 60 year old former MLB players, sign washed up players from other sports (i.e. Tracy McGrady), etc. They're basically a carnival. Here's a field from a "professional" indy league.

http://mlb.mlb.com/assets/images/7/3/4/190738734/cuts/Kelsie_ot5bq0z9_1ajg44cz.JPG

And why focused on contracts? Does your dumb little brain understand those hockey players signed contracts, too. And Ann Meyers signed the biggest contract ever offered by a men's team to a woman.

Hockey is about 1000 times more physical than doublehandjobball, and that chick had no problem competing. Looking right now, she even had 7 points (in 12 games) during the playoffs. Actually raised her game.

Funny how you keep ignoring that troubling little fact (Woman center in men's pro hockey competing).

Take your L, like soccer players take handjobs from other men in the showers.

dfens
07-30-2017, 03:11 AM
here is a real image from a beisball prospect convention tbh:
- this kid working his throwing arm right here tbh, he is going to hit a fastball with the best of 'em tbh, you just see the muscle mass on that arm tbh, that's a 20 inch arm on 10 year old :wow
- also note his exceptional hand eye coordination, a staple of pro baseball.
- also working his upper body strength to be able to catch those fastballs. See these deltoids on that wide chest ? you know this boy is hitting the gym HARD tbh.
- working on neck strength too tbh, gotta be prepared when a fast traveling projectile hits you in the neck
- almost looks like a bodybuilder tbh :wow
- the true american sponsors getting some air time, showing you what you need to eat to go pro, none of that home cooked low protein pussy stuff :lol, you need to be bigger stronger ̶f̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ . 2 outta 3, good enough tbh.

http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fat-kid-mcdonalds-769134-769471.jpeg

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 03:14 AM
here is a real image from a beisball prospect convention tbh:
- this kid working his throwing arm right here tbh, he is going to hit a fastball with the best of 'em tbh, you just see the muscle mass on that arm tbh, that's a 20 inch arm on 10 year old :wow
- also note his exceptional hand eye coordination, a staple of pro baseball.
- also working his upper body strength to be able to catch those fastballs. See these deltoids on that wide chest ? you know this boy is hitting the gym HARD tbh.
- working on neck strength too tbh, gotta be prepared when a fast traveling projectile hits you in the neck
- almost looks like a bodybuilder tbh :wow
- the true american sponsors getting some air time, showing you what you need to eat to go pro, none of that home cooked low protein pussy stuff :lol, you need to be bigger stronger ̶f̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ . 2 outta 3, good enough tbh.

http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fat-kid-mcdonalds-769134-769471.jpeg

That actually looks like a fat kid at McDonalds.

But here's a real image from a soccer game:

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--5SNlSUTZ--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/waupuq1osdxqsmrj1aif.jpg

DMC
07-30-2017, 03:19 AM
Yes "publicity stunts" when signing an actual contract, let's talking about moving the goal post, right? :lol

Female playing the toughest position in baseball, says a lot about the "sport". haha

"If" FIFA allowed it, someone of these girls would have gotten majorly damaged from savage defencemen. However, in baseball these girls can work on their tan without being harassed.

Or they could have learned how to suck cock in the bathroom by watching their teammates.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 03:22 AM
Or they could have learned how to suck cock in the bathroom by watching their teammates.

:lol

dfens
07-30-2017, 05:49 AM
Or they could have learned how to suck cock in the bathroom by watching their teammates.


That actually looks like a fat kid at McDonalds.

But here's a real image from a soccer game:

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--5SNlSUTZ--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/waupuq1osdxqsmrj1aif.jpg


:lol


First, damn sons, even my dog doesn't follow me around like that tbh, here's some e-biscuits tbh :lol

Second, that kid was an AAA prospect for MLB before he died of an obesity induced heart attack at the age of 12, saw it on fox news so it must be true tbh.:wow

also it's kinda worrying to see grown men (allegedly :lol) obsess over gay videos like this ... but hey, don't show don' tell tbh :lmao

lefty
07-30-2017, 09:32 AM
Of course Beisbol players don't flop.

They don't have to since there is 0 action...

unleashbaynes
07-30-2017, 09:44 AM
Of course Beisbol players don't flop.

They don't have to since there is 0 action...

All the action for soccer players apparently happens in the locker rooms :lol

DMC
07-30-2017, 09:48 AM
Of course Beisbol players don't flop.

They don't have to since there is 0 action...

Especially in the showers, eh?

According to the video, both the recipients flopped.

lefty
07-30-2017, 10:16 AM
Murican comebacks : "lol gay, handjob, etc)"

I've got nothing!

DMC
07-30-2017, 10:42 AM
Murican comebacks : "lol gay, handjob, etc)"

I've got nothing!

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/silicon-valley.gif

Clipper Nation
07-30-2017, 11:04 AM
No, I don't mind the league as long as it is respectable. The reason they play goalie is that in hockey it's 0 contact with the goalie.
You clearly don't watch enough hockey. Goalie interference is against the rules, but it still happens.

Clipper Nation
07-30-2017, 11:05 AM
Murican comebacks : "lol gay, handjob, etc)"

I've got nothing!
:lol You're right about that. None of you guys have been able to come up with a half-decent response to DoubleHandjobGate.

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 11:27 AM
Seriously though, why is sexual deviancy so rampant in brazil. The stories I've heard there is just flat out hilarious. :lol
140

Clipper Nation
07-30-2017, 11:51 AM
Seriously though, why is sexual deviancy so rampant in brazil. The stories I've heard there is just flat out hilarious. :lol
140 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49590)
Soccer promotes it.

lefty
07-30-2017, 11:57 AM
Lardbol doesn't promote anything sexual tbh :lol

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 11:57 AM
Beisbol promotes obesity in the states....

Mitch
07-30-2017, 11:59 AM
Beisbol promotes obesity in the states....

Bukakeball promotes Homosexuality, tho

lefty
07-30-2017, 12:00 PM
Bukakeball promotes Homosexuality, tho
At least homos are active :lol

lefty
07-30-2017, 12:01 PM
:lol homos are more athletic than Beisbol players

Mitch
07-30-2017, 12:02 PM
At least homos are active :lol

Actively jacking off people in the locker room and fingering assholes on the field, yeah.

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 12:03 PM
Bukakeball promotes Homosexuality, tho

Gaypornball promotes obesity and homosexuality.

webshad
07-30-2017, 12:14 PM
Especially in the showers, eh?

According to the video, both the recipients flopped.

We can't say the same about baseball because honestly, you don't really need to take a shower after a baseball "game" unlike other sports. :lmao

webshad
07-30-2017, 12:16 PM
Of course Beisbol players don't flop.

They don't have to since there is 0 action...

This! 0 contact hence women can play their most demanding position. #Embarrassment

webshad
07-30-2017, 12:22 PM
You clearly don't watch enough hockey. Goalie interference is against the rules, but it still happens.

Nah dude, I'm from a hockey town and know a lot about it. Goalie interference happens on rare occasion or in dirty play by the opponent. It very rarely happens accidentally.

It is the safest position to play in a hockey game.

DMC
07-30-2017, 12:23 PM
:lol homos are more athletic than Beisbol players

Now your name makes sense.

DMC
07-30-2017, 12:24 PM
We can't say the same about baseball because honestly, you don't really need to take a shower after a baseball "game" unlike other sports. :lmao

Certainly not a cold shower, a golden shower or a semen shower.

webshad
07-30-2017, 12:29 PM
Certainly not a cold shower, a golden shower or a semen shower.

Baseball player taking a shower after a game? :lol P-p-p-p-please

Mitch
07-30-2017, 12:29 PM
Gaypornball promotes obesity and homosexuality.

Tell me that when beisball players slip fingers in assholes when the opportunity arises.

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 12:29 PM
We can't say the same about baseball because honestly, you don't really need to take a shower after a baseball "game" unlike other sports. :lmao

Knockout kings its super heavyweight...

webshad
07-30-2017, 12:34 PM
Knockout kings its super heavyweight...

Still can't believe how Garcia outclassed Broner that easily, I was expecting a closer fight.

Broner's stock just went down to a C-level fighter now, if you ask me.

DMC
07-30-2017, 01:16 PM
Knockout kings its super heavyweight...


Still can't believe how Garcia outclassed Broner that easily, I was expecting a closer fight.

Broner's stock just went down to a C-level fighter now, if you ask me.

:lol the subject change to avoid the obvious queer ass double fisted goal keeping in the showers of povertyballs.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 03:07 PM
This! 0 contact hence women can play their most demanding position. #Embarrassment

Still on this?

No, they can't play it. Unless you count getting rocked for 8 and 9 runs per game in beer leagues "playing it."

And I've already shown that women can play hockey's most demanding position quite well at the "professional" level, whether you believe hockey's most demanding position is goalie or center.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 03:12 PM
:lol You're right about that. None of you guys have been able to come up with a half-decent response to DoubleHandjobGate.

They've returned to "U-Um, baseball players are f-f-fat." (not true, BTW)

lefty
07-30-2017, 03:42 PM
Baseball player taking a shower after a game? :lol P-p-p-p-please
:lol

Clipper Nation
07-30-2017, 03:47 PM
Gaypornball promotes obesity and homosexuality.

Agreed, soccer does do that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eysuL23Dm9Y

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 03:58 PM
Agreed, soccer does do that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eysuL23Dm9Y

It also promotes public defecation :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_PLu9KWNK8

No wonder the soccer crew is so obsessed about "showering" after games. I guess I'd be too if I constantly shit myself like soccer players.

webshad
07-30-2017, 06:06 PM
Agreed, soccer does do that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eysuL23Dm9Y

This video was posted already. The background story is the media wanted this guy to eat a sandwich infront of the camera, apparently, it had entertaining value. But I notice how he wasn't on the field eating.

However, I have seen many time baseball player eating a cholate bar or other stuff while playing because most of the time they are standing still. A lot of dead moment during a baseball game, unlike other sports where you are constantly alert.

Clipper Nation
07-30-2017, 06:21 PM
This video was posted already. The background story is the media wanted this guy to eat a sandwich infront of the camera, apparently, it had entertaining value. But I notice how he wasn't on the field eating.

However, I have seen many time baseball player eating a cholate bar or other stuff while playing because most of the time they are standing still. A lot of dead moment during a baseball game, unlike other sports where you are constantly alert.
From the looks of that fatass, he didn't need much prodding to eat anything. He was on the sidelines, BTW.

webshad
07-30-2017, 06:22 PM
They've returned to "U-Um, baseball players are f-f-fat." (not true, BTW)

Yet John Kruk himself said "I'm not a professional athlete, I'm a baseball player" :lol when asked about his shape/size.

Gotta give it to him for being honest.

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 06:50 PM
Yet John Kruk himself said "I'm not a professional athlete, I'm a baseball player" :lol when asked about his shape/size.

Gotta give it to him for being honest.

:lmao

I've seen Dart players that are more fit than fatball.

DMC
07-30-2017, 07:04 PM
:lmao

I've seen Dart players that are more fit than fatball.

Buttdarts no doubt

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 07:23 PM
Buttdarts no doubt

Stop Quoting me fatass. Haven't you learned from HS fit guys dont talk to fatsos..

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 07:43 PM
:lmao

I've seen Dart players that are more fit than fatball.

Baseball players are more athletic than handjob ball players, as proven.

Your boy Ronaldo and his 5.0 40 and weak 14" no step vert :lol

And he's supposed to be soccers greatest athlete.

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 07:48 PM
Baseball players are more athletic than handjob ball players, as proven.

Your boy Ronaldo and his 5.0 40 and weak 14" no step vert :lol

And he's supposed to be soccers greatest athlete.

I'm sure sumo wrestlers are more athleic too..

Fatball descritpion of athletic is who gets chased by the zombie as their first meal. :lol

DMC
07-30-2017, 07:49 PM
Stop Quoting me fatass. Haven't you learned from HS fit guys dont talk to fatsos..

Are you calling yourself a fatso?

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 07:57 PM
Are you calling yourself a fatso?

I said stop quoting me! I didn't hide the bag of cheetos and I have no idea where the frozen nuggets are...Go bother someone else.

DMC
07-30-2017, 08:08 PM
I said stop quoting me! I didn't hide the bag of cheetos and I have no idea where the frozen nuggets are...Go bother someone else.

Your friend up there in the double trombone show found the frozen nuggets and he's warming them up for you.

You're taking on a lot of water ITT. You know it.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 08:09 PM
I'm sure sumo wrestlers are more athleic too..

Fatball descritpion of athletic is who gets chased by the zombie as their first meal. :lol

I would say they're more athletic than DoubleHandjoball players. The really only athletic thing that happens in Doublehandjoball is jogging around, something senior citizens do daily. Try putting a 90 year old in a sumo ring.

Which sport is fatball? If you're referring to baseball, no good player is fat.

American football?

Well, those obese linemen are also more athletic than soccer players :lol

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 08:13 PM
I would say they're more athletic than DoubleHandjoball players. The really only athletic thing that happens in Doublehandjoball is jogging around, something senior citizens do daily. Try putting a 90 year old in a sumo ring.

Which sport is fatball? If you're referring to baseball, no good player is fat.

American football?

Well, those obese linemen are also more athletic than soccer players :lol

Besibol fan encouraging obesity :lmao

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 08:18 PM
Besibol fan encouraging obesity :lmao

How do you figure that?

When baseball was the most popular sport, American was at its thinnest. Here's a baseball player working out:

http://upl.stack.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/20153823/AJ-Ramos-Deadlift-STACK.jpg

For a kid, that's a much better fitness example to follow than this shit.

http://www.ronaldo7.net/news/2013/06/cristiano-ronaldo-680-neymar-body-shirtless-and-skinny-doing-the-medical-tests-before-signing-for-barcelona.jpg

Zero muscle mass, which can lead to joint and tendon problems.

Silver&Black
07-30-2017, 08:46 PM
http://www.ronaldo7.net/news/2013/06/cristiano-ronaldo-680-neymar-body-shirtless-and-skinny-doing-the-medical-tests-before-signing-for-barcelona.jpg

:lol BirdChestBall

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 08:51 PM
:lol BirdChestBall

:lol

And soccer is full of them. A lot of skinny fat bird chests who've never seen a weight room.

unleashbaynes
07-30-2017, 09:03 PM
I'm sure that doublehandjobball players have killer triceps, tbh.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 09:04 PM
I'm sure that doublehandjobball players have killer triceps, tbh.

Jerking off players is their "weightroom." :lol

unleashbaynes
07-30-2017, 09:07 PM
Jerking off players is their "weightroom." :lol

6" curls :lol

BD24
07-30-2017, 09:38 PM
Jesus. Both sports suck, but Webshad has to be the bigest fucking retard in this thread.

Mid took him out back and did him like old yeller. RIP bro.

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 09:56 PM
Web is the dude tbh...

Knocking out all these lightweight with his hwavyweight punches. :lol
webshad, you ever play those knockout games our punch out games in the early 2000? :lol

BD24
07-30-2017, 09:58 PM
Only a fellow retard would think that Web isn't getting his shit pushed in.

He shows his ignorance with every response he gives to Mid.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 10:26 PM
Web is the dude tbh...

Knocking out all these lightweight with his hwavyweight punches. :lol
webshad, you ever play those knockout games our punch out games in the early 2000? :lol

Webshad is a terrible debater.

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 10:30 PM
Web's been throwing punches at you niggas..no wonder you hate him :lol

He just quoted some lardball player saying baseball is not a sport. How do you respond to that? :lmao

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 10:35 PM
Web's been throwing punches at you niggas..no wonder you hate him :lol

He just quoted some lardball player saying baseball is not a sport. How do you respond to that? :lmao

Yeah, throwing punches with awful logic and quote mining.

Dirk, in a celebrity baseball game no less, said he wasn't an athlete (and he really isn't all that athletic. Skilled, yes). So the fuck what?

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 10:41 PM
Here you go:


"Maybe I'll get another single. Maybe I'll get a double. I really want to be MVP of my game one time but ... the chances are slim to none especially with all the athletes we got playing tomorrow. I wouldn't really consider myself an athlete so the chances are slim."

:lol Dirk admitting he's not athletic enough to get a basehit.

As ClipperNation would say, "Baseball. Always. Wins."

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 10:44 PM
Here you go:



:lol Dirk admitting he's not athletic enough to get a basehit.

As ClipperNation would say, "Baseball. Always. Wins."

He said that in all-star game festivity and was speaking about himself individually.

Meanwhile lardball admits baseball as a whole is not a sport.

"Baseball. Always. Wins.








At hot dog eating competitions"

BD24
07-30-2017, 10:46 PM
Apa pretending I think Shad is a retard because I care about baseball:lol

I don't give a fuck about baseball or soccer, but you soccer niggas stay taking L's in these stupid threads. As a neutral observer Web has been getting his shit pushed in this entire thread.

Like S&B said, this debate was over as soon as the double handjob thing was found. You can't fucking make that shit up :lmao

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 10:48 PM
He said that in all-star game festivity and was speaking about himself individually.

Meanwhile lardball admits baseball as a whole is not a sport.

"Baseball. Always. Wins.








At hot dog eating competitions"

Moving goalposts. As always. What Kruk or Dirk say about themselves is irrelevant. You ain't any getting anywhere in either sport if you're not a world class athlete (some positions, like bigmen in basketball and pitchers in baseball, you can get away with subpar athleticism, but only if you're extremely skilled). The average sprint speed in the MLB is 18.6 mph. That is as fast as Robben ran during that famous sprint of his. Average vertical leap in the MLB is 28". About the same as in the NBA.

Keep spinning, though.

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 10:49 PM
Apa pretending I think Shad is a retard because I care about baseball:lol

I don't give a fuck about baseball or soccer, but you soccer niggas stay taking L's in these stupid threads. As a neutral observer Web has been getting his shit pushed in this entire thread.

Like S&B said, this debate was over as soon as the double handjob thing was found. You can't fucking make that shit up :lmao

Who are you? I've never seen you post in spurstalk.

Just another dumberican siding with his fatball dumberican buddies tbh.

A baseball player basically admitted baseball is not a sport. What more can you ask for?

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 10:50 PM
Apa pretending I think Shad is a retard because I care about baseball:lol

I don't give a fuck about baseball or soccer, but you soccer niggas stay taking L's in these stupid threads. As a neutral observer Web has been getting his shit pushed in this entire thread.

Like S&B said, this debate was over as soon as the double handjob thing was found. You can't fucking make that shit up :lmao

Any neutral person can see how shit their arguments are.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 10:50 PM
Who are you? I've never seen you post in spurstalk.

Just another dumberican siding with his fatball dumberican buddies tbh.

A baseball player basically admitted baseball is not a sport. What more can you ask for?

No he didn't. Keep trying, though.

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 10:51 PM
Moving goalposts. As always. What Kruk or Dirk say about themselves is irrelevant. You ain't any getting anywhere in either sport if you're not a world class athlete (some positions, like bigmen in basketball and pitchers in baseball, you can get away with subpar athleticism, but only if you're extremely skilled). The average sprint speed in the MLB is 18.6 mph. That is as fast as Robben ran during that famous sprint of his. Average vertical leap in the MLB is 28". About the same as in the NBA.

Keep spinning, though.

You're.moving the goalpost though.

You made it about individuals when fatball.player clearly was talking about the sport. Fatball player admits baseball is not a sport bro.

Comeback when you guys can come up with better material. For now, continue taking heavyweight punches from the real football.

BD24
07-30-2017, 10:52 PM
Who are you? I've never seen you post in spurstalk.

Just another dumberican siding with his fatball dumberican buddies tbh.

A baseball player basically admitted baseball is not a sport. What more can you ask for?
Oh your playing this game now faggot?

Its cool. Let me know when your in San Antonio if your pussy ass is still pretending you will throw hands.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 10:55 PM
You're.moving the goalpost though.

You made it about individuals when fatball.player clearly was talking about the sport. Fatball player admits baseball is not a sport bro.

Comeback when you guys can come up with better material. For now, continue taking heavyweight punches from the real football.

Nope. He never said baseball isn't a sport. Find the quote where he says baseball isn't a sport.

You can't, because it doesn't exist.

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 10:56 PM
Oh your playing this game now faggot?

Its cool. Let me know when your in San Antonio if your pussy ass is still pretending you will throw hands.

When you're...

English is my 6th language and even I know the difference.

Dumberican showing their baseball education.

Germans should have won the war.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 10:58 PM
Ah, but we have a doublehandjob player admitting soccer isn't a sport.

http://boardofwisdom.com/cachetogo/images/quotes/282030.png

And I would agree. Soccer seems to be the equivalent of church for many 3rd worlders, where you gather, chant, and watch something particularly non-eventful (0-0 ties and light jogging).

BD24
07-30-2017, 10:58 PM
When you have to start being a grammar nazi you know you lost the argument.

Anyway have fun taking Ls to the baseball crew ITT faggot. My offer stands if your vagina isn't to sore when you come to San Antonio.

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 11:01 PM
When you have to start being a grammar nazi you know you lost the argument.

Anyway have fun taking Ls to the baseball crew ITT faggot. My offer stands if your vagina isn't to sore when you come to San Antonio.

Too sore...

My God...I leanred English in 9th grade and Even I won't make silly mistakes like this

This dumberican education.

I had to spit on the ground after reading all these post. It'so embarrasing. Hahaha

BD24
07-30-2017, 11:04 PM
Still picking at the grammar I see.

Keep taking Ls pussy. As I said, hit me up when your here if you want to get that ass beat. We both know you don't want those problems though.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 11:04 PM
I also think soccer doesn't meet the strict definition of sports.

Sports and games should ALWAYS determine a winner and loser at the end of a competition. The more your sport violates that, the less of a sport it it. And we know soccer ends in ties like 30% of the time. I consider soccer more of a light physical activity involving casual competition, like ballroom dancing or figure skating.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 11:09 PM
Too sore...

My God...I leanred English in 9th grade and Even I won't make silly mistakes like this

This dumberican education.

I had to spit on the ground after reading all these post. It'so embarrasing. Hahaha

You and the soccer crew are getting roasted. I always have hope for you. Webshad and 140 are lost causes, but you're supposed to be the objective one. The way you came around on Parker proves that.

Step back from the soccer love for a moment and see how terrible your crew's arguments and trolling are. I'm trying to teach you my methods.

Mitch
07-30-2017, 11:18 PM
What's with kickball players fingering eachother on the field, tbh?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ZcJ8jdWAU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qloQlIJTRL4

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 11:21 PM
What's with kickball players fingering eachother on the field, tbh?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ZcJ8jdWAU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qloQlIJTRL4

(Homo)Sexual frustration probably. It's why they need to release with doublehandjobs after the game. :lol

webshad
07-30-2017, 11:30 PM
Web's been throwing punches at you niggas..no wonder you hate him :lol

He just quoted some lardball player saying baseball is not a sport. How do you respond to that? :lmao

He even wrote a book called "I ain't an athlete, lady" :lol The guy in his prime totally looked like a truck driver, he will even admit it, yet his batting average was excellent at .331.

"I love to chew tobacco during my game until I realized the dentist was pulling all my tooth" :lol

"He was asked how is a typical game day for you?" He replied "For a 730 game, I usually like to get there at 1, then we usually play cards for hours" hahahahaahaha :lol

Gotta respect a pig that knows he's a pig.

Bro I ain't no pro-soccer maniac or baseball, just honestly I played both sports and soccer is more demanding of you. Man, when you can play a sport 7 days a week, it says how much it takes out of you, HELLO!

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 11:30 PM
He even wrote a book called "I ain't an athlete, lady" :lol The guy in his prime totally looked like a truck driver, he will even admit it, yet his batting average was excellent at .331.

"I love to chew tobacco during my game until I realized the dentist was pulling all my tooth" :lol

"He was asked how is a typical game day for you?" He replied "For a 730 game, I usually like to get there at 1, then we usually play cards for hours" hahahahaahaha :lol

Gotta respect a pig that knows he's a pig.

Bro I ain't no pro-soccer maniac or baseball, just honestly I played both sports and soccer is more demanding of you. Man, when you can play a sport 7 days a week, it says how much it takes out of you, HELLO!

Omg :lmao

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 11:37 PM
He even wrote a book called "I ain't an athlete, lady" :lol The guy in his prime totally looked like a truck driver, he will even admit it, yet his batting average was excellent at .331.

"I love to chew tobacco during my game until I realized the dentist was pulling all my tooth" :lol

"He was asked how is a typical game day for you?" He replied "For a 730 game, I usually like to get there at 1, then we usually play cards for hours" hahahahaahaha :lol

Gotta respect a pig that knows he's a pig.

Bro I ain't no pro-soccer maniac or baseball, just honestly I played both sports and soccer is more demanding of you. Man, when you can play a sport 7 days a week, it says how much it takes out of you, HELLO!

Dirk said he isn't an athlete either. And Kruk was a below average player overall. :lol Batting average.

He was 1B with no power, no speed, and never posted a WAR above 5.

Here's what Michael Jordan had to say about baseball:


“Athletically and physically, basketball is harder,” said Jordan. “But mentally, this game is a lot harder. You have to deal with disappointment so often.”

You found that out when you switched to soccer, since you likely couldn't hit the ball out of the infield :lol

apalisoc_9
07-30-2017, 11:39 PM
Dirk said he isn't an athlete either. And Kruk was a below average player overall. :lol Batting average.

He was 1B with no power, no speed, and never posted a WAR above 5.

Here's what Michael Jordan had to say about baseball:



You found that out when you switched to soccer, since you likely couldn't hit the ball out of the infield :lol

Lardball players can't even run past 30 meters bro.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 11:42 PM
He even wrote a book called "I ain't an athlete, lady" :lol The guy in his prime totally looked like a truck driver, he will even admit it, yet his batting average was excellent at .331.

"I love to chew tobacco during my game until I realized the dentist was pulling all my tooth" :lol

"He was asked how is a typical game day for you?" He replied "For a 730 game, I usually like to get there at 1, then we usually play cards for hours" hahahahaahaha :lol

Gotta respect a pig that knows he's a pig.

Bro I ain't no pro-soccer maniac or baseball, just honestly I played both sports and soccer is more demanding of you. Man, when you can play a sport 7 days a week, it says how much it takes out of you, HELLO!

Oh, and this was the world champ in your favorite sport.

46 and fat as a goddamn hog. Training probably consisted of eating double cheesburgers off his grill.

http://images.complex.com/complex/images/c_limit,w_680/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/g9ewhrlyhcywwdrgeykd/george-foreman-ko

Another legendary professional boxer.

https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/1/14206/1092373-bb.jpg

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 11:44 PM
Lardball players can't even run past 30 meters bro.

You still haven't learned to troll, have you?

"Never troll with something that can be countered in two seconds."

https://www.mlb.com/video/statcast-buxton-motors-home/c-1200954583?tid=240568594

Baseball players run more than 100 feet all the time. You'd know this if you knew how to use google.

webshad
07-30-2017, 11:45 PM
Dirk said he isn't an athlete either. And Kruk was a below average player overall. :lol Batting average.

He was 1B with no power, no speed, and never posted a WAR above 5.

Here's what Michael Jordan had to say about baseball:



You found that out when you switched to soccer, since you likely couldn't hit the ball out of the infield :lol

You are totally right, but it was due to the fact that I wasn't built like a truck driver and wasn't chewing enough tobacco. Should have probably got to the playing field 10 hours earlier to play cards.

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 11:46 PM
And the current dominant heavyweight. If Kruk looked like a truck driver, what's this guy look like?

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7845792.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Tyson-Fury-and-Wladimir-Klitschko-Head-to-Head-Press-Conference.jpg

midnightpulp
07-30-2017, 11:47 PM
You are totally right, but it was due to the fact that I wasn't built like a truck driver and wasn't chewing enough tobacco. Should have probably got to the playing field 10 hours earlier to play cards.

Of course I'm right. Every person I've ever met who "hates baseball" hates it because they were shit at it, always striking out and then having to hear shit from dad. How many rides home were filled with tears for you?

webshad
07-30-2017, 11:54 PM
Oh, and this was the world champ in your favorite sport.

46 and fat as a goddamn hog. Training probably consisted of eating double cheesburgers off his grill.

http://images.complex.com/complex/images/c_limit,w_680/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/g9ewhrlyhcywwdrgeykd/george-foreman-ko

Another legendary professional boxer.

https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/1/14206/1092373-bb.jpg

Please please please don't compare the sweet science with baseball. Just embarrassing. In combat sports they have weight classes in case you didn't know.

Why pick Foreman, in case you didn't know Bernard Hopkins was almost 49 and a champ, because unlike baseball player they actually do train and not play cards.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfMRzezfbpY

Baseball player's cardio, after precisely 30 second Jose Canseco has his hand on his knees exhausted like a baseball player, then came the haymaker LOL.

webshad
07-30-2017, 11:59 PM
And the current dominant heavyweight. If Kruk looked like a truck driver, what's this guy look like?

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7845792.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Tyson-Fury-and-Wladimir-Klitschko-Head-to-Head-Press-Conference.jpg

Midnight seriously, you can't fool me is boxing dude, don't try. Don't even try with the "current dominant heavyweight" crap. Just embarrassing.

Why don't you bring Tyson Fury's body pic and weight during this very fight? And in case you didn't know he suffered from depression/drugs etc shortly after/during this time and quit boxing and training. Addiction kills.

Don't be lazy and just Google Images of "boxing fat". Doesn't work like that. You have to know the context. Just pure laziness and uneducated. Just speed search something on Google and paste it on Spurstalk to fool people.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 12:00 AM
Please please please don't compare the sweet science with baseball. Just embarrassing. In combat sports they have weight classes in case you didn't know.

Why pick Foreman, in case you didn't know Bernard Hopkins was almost 49 and a champ, because unlike baseball player they actually do train and not play cards.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfMRzezfbpY

Baseball player's cardio, after precisely 30 second Jose Canseco has his hand on his knees exhausted like a baseball player, then came the haymaker LOL.

I knew you'd deflect with the weight class thing. Just because there's a weight class, doesn't excuse the top heavyweights from being fatasses. Lol FatGlove.

https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tysonfury.jpg?w=694

http://www.boxnews.com.ua/photos/417/James-Toney19.jpg

http://www.cyberboxingzone.com/images/w0405-fat.jpg

http://s44.radikal.ru/i104/0912/a7/74c0f1448e7c.jpg

You're actually countering with Canseco as if that's a burn? It shows baseball players at least have the guts to step into the ring and try a sport they have no experience with. Where's all the twink soccer stars trying MMA after their career is over?

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 12:06 AM
Midnight seriously, you can't fool me is boxing dude, don't try.

Why don't you bring Tyson Fury's body pic and weight during this very fight? And in case you didn't know he suffered from depression/drugs etc shortly after/during this time and quit boxing and training. Addiction kills.

Don't be lazy and just Google Images of "boxing fat". Doesn't work like that. You have to know the context. Just pure laziness and uneducated. Just speed search something on Google and paste it on Spurstalk to fool people.

That's exactly what you do :lol

Baseball=women professionals. And your dumbass doesn't understand the context of those situations, either. Pure laziness and uneducated, indeed. And you can't spin your way out of this one. George Foreman won the heavyweight title at 46 years old and looked as if he ate more than trained. In what other sport can a 46 year fat ass be the undisputed best in the world?

:cry B-But I won't call out boxing because it's my favorite sport :cry

Guess what. I like boxing, too. But unlike your lot, I'm not retarded and think that physical appearance betrays skill or athleticism.

And fat>muscle mass for certain athletes. I recognize that fact. It's why you see a lot of fatasses at the upper weight classes in MMA, boxing, and Amateur wrestling. Being "shredded" isn't always optimal.

webshad
07-31-2017, 12:06 AM
I knew you'd deflect with the weight class thing. Just because there's a weight class, doesn't excuse the top heavyweights from being fatasses. Lol FatGlove.

https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tysonfury.jpg?w=694

http://www.boxnews.com.ua/photos/417/James-Toney19.jpg

http://www.cyberboxingzone.com/images/w0405-fat.jpg

http://s44.radikal.ru/i104/0912/a7/74c0f1448e7c.jpg

You're actually countering with Canseco as if that's a burn? It shows baseball players at least have the guts to step into the ring and try a sport they have no experience with. Where's all the twink soccer stars trying MMA after their career is over?

Dude the word HEAVY is in heavyweight, are you that stupid? And yes there are weight classes in combat sports, I don't make the rules dumbass.

OH OH WEBSHAD look how fat this HEAVYweight is, hahahahah hahaha. *rolling eyes* dumbass

I bet you are going to bring a skinny dude now saying look at this FEATHERweight. :lol

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 12:09 AM
Dude the word HEAVY is in heavyweight, are you that stupid? And yes there are weight classes in combat sports, I don't make the rules dumbass.

OH OH WEBSHAD look how fat this HEAVYweight is, hahahahah hahaha. *rolling eyes* dumbass

I bet you are going to bring a skinny dude now saying look at this FEATHERweight. :lol

You can be "heavy" and not look like you just had a month long marathon at the buffet. Have you heard of something called muscle mass? As I said before, in NO other sport would a 46 year old fatass be the best in the world. Shows how much a joke boxing is as a sport. But they hit each other and stuff.

webshad
07-31-2017, 12:14 AM
You can be "heavy" and not look like you just had a month long marathon at the buffet. Have you heard of something called muscle mass? As I said before, in NO other sport would a 46 year old fatass be the best in the world. Shows how much a joke boxing is as a sport. But they hit each other and stuff.

Baseball idiot talking about muscle mass. Dude please stop.

46 is not the number idiot, 49 is [i.e. Bernard Hopkins]. Don't you know how to read?

Icon Babe Ruth was 99% muscle mass and icon Muhammed Ali was a fatty. Riiiiight.

Just stop embarrassing yourself with boxing, you're reaching too far. I know you are frustrated, but it's nothing personal. Reality is boxing demands a lot more of you than f-ing baseball, no comparison. Nothing to be ashamed of.

In case you didn't know, there is a weight class called Super Heavyweight, now go Google Images that and have fun and pretend you're happy.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 12:19 AM
Baseball idiot talking about muscle mass. Dude please stop.

46 is not the number idiot, 49 is [i.e. Bernard Hopkins]. Don't you know how to read?

Icon Babe Ruth was 99% muscle mass and icon Muhammed Ali was a fatty. Riiiiight.

Just stop embarrassing yourself with boxing, you're reaching too far. I know you are frustrated, but it's nothing personal. Reality is boxing demands a lot more of you than f-ing baseball, no comparison. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Hopkins wasn't fat. Glad that you brought him up, anyhow. In what other sport could a 49 year old be the best in the world? It's cute you're super impressed with guys hitting each other, but the reality is, when so many 40 and mid-40 year olds have become champions, it illustrates boxing's lack of athletic demand. You're supposed to decline athletically after 35. Boxers seem to get better :lol

And yeah, "baseball idiots" know something about muscle mass.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8qaLKUVoAALBNw.jpg

Frustrated about what? You and the soccer crew's logic has been to denounce sports as not real sports where fat and/or old athletes can succeed. There is no comparable example in baseball to George Foreman (fat and old) or Bernard Hopkins (old).

webshad
07-31-2017, 12:22 AM
Hopkins wasn't fat. Glad that you brought him up, anyhow. In what other sport could a 49 year old be the best in the world? It's cute you're super impressed with guys hitting each other, but the reality is, when so many 40 and mid-40 year olds have become champions, it illustrates boxing's lack of athletic demand. You're supposed to decline athletically after 35. Boxers seem to get better :lol

And yeah, "baseball idiots" know something about muscle mass.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8qaLKUVoAALBNw.jpg

Frustrated about what? You and the soccer crew's logic has been to denounce sports as not real sports where fat and/or old athletes can succeed. There is no comparable example in baseball to George Foreman (fat and old) or Bernard Hopkins (old).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVMT4FNWiUc

Finally, a good fight from him, beating up a senior citizen. Alas, how tough are baseball players. Very very tough indeed.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 12:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVMT4FNWiUc

Finally, a good fight from him, beating up a senior citizen. Alas, how tough are baseball players. Very very tough indeed.

Canseco is your big counter :lol

Again, shows his courage. Where's all the fatglove fatties trying different sports?

Take the L. In no other legitimate sport can a 50 year old or 46 year old obese man become the best in the world. Shows boxing's lack of overall skill and athleticism demand.

webshad
07-31-2017, 12:33 AM
Amazing, my apology midnight, I didn't know that baseball player were that ripped.

https://www.muscleprodigy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/gabe-kapler-photo-101.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fki40puC1qa12tx.jpg

Hahahahah now look are boxers, looool, look at these lard boxers.

https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tysonfury.jpg?w=694

http://theboxingtribune.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/james-toney-fat.jpg

On a serious note, dude literally typed "boxing fat" on google for urgent help. :lol

webshad
07-31-2017, 12:35 AM
Canseco is your big counter :lol

Again, shows his courage. Where's all the fatglove fatties trying different sports?

Take the L. In no other legitimate sport can a 50 year old or 46 year old obese man become the best in the world. Shows boxing's lack of overall skill and athleticism demand.

Courage beating up a grand father senior citizen. :lol Yes that is some courage indeed. Baseball player are very tough indeed.

webshad
07-31-2017, 12:37 AM
https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0a94a64e14ad01a0398e83df7e33aa4a.webp

Just incase y'all didn't know, this is fake news. That dude is not a baseball player, he is a fat boxer. :lol

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 12:39 AM
On a serious note, dude literally typed "boxing fat" on google for urgent help. :lol

Google for help?

Yeah, George Foreman, Tyson Fury, James Toney, and Butterbean are such obscure names. I really needed google. And on the MMA side (which you're also a fan of), you have Mark Hunt, Fedor, Cain Velasquez, Tim Silvia, and that one fat redneck who does actually look like a truck driver. All world champions at one time (except the fat redneck).

:lol FatGlove

:cry but I like it, so I won't admit fatties can compete in it :cry

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 12:41 AM
Courage beating up a grand father senior citizen. :lol Yes that is some courage indeed. Baseball player are very tough indeed.

60 is still near prime for a boxer. :lol Bernard Hopkins was the GOAT at 49 and I think he's still boxing.

And that dude Canseco fought was a professional boxer one time in his career.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 12:42 AM
https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0a94a64e14ad01a0398e83df7e33aa4a.webp

Just incase y'all didn't know, this is fake news. That dude is not a baseball player, he is a fat boxer. :lol

Prince Fielder washed out. Fatness did him in. He sucked.

Meanwhile, the face of FatGlove.

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/102/590x/Tyson-Fury-736437.jpg

webshad
07-31-2017, 12:44 AM
Google for help?

Yeah, George Foreman, Tyson Fury, James Toney, and Butterbean are such obscure names. I really needed google. And on the MMA side (which you're also a fan of), you have Mark Hunt, Fedor, Cain Velasquez, Tim Silvia, and that one fat redneck who does actually look like a truck driver. All world champions at one time (except the fat redneck).

:lol FatGlove

:cry but I like it, so I won't admit fatties can compete in it :cry

You forgot to mention the baseball icon/champ Babe Ruth and how he was amazingly in shape. But such disrespect to name a pig after him and draw him as one. And how the icon Muhammed Ali was obese.

Jose Cancesco can box the hell out of a senior citizen, I'm very impressed. I guess baseball player can do it all. :depressed

webshad
07-31-2017, 12:46 AM
Prince Fielder washed out. Fatness did him in. He sucked.

Meanwhile, the face of FatGlove.

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/102/590x/Tyson-Fury-736437.jpg

Yes ESPN magazine had a washed out "boxer" on the cover. #embarrassing

Your dumbness is unbelievable.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 12:49 AM
Yes ESPN magazine had a washed out "boxer" on the cover. #embarrassing

Your dumbness is unbelievable.

ESPN puts anyone on that stupid body issue. Prince Fielder retired. Couldn't hack it. His career stats were average at best. Meanwhile, a fat Brit who look like he ate one too many Shepherd's pies is the face of FatGlove.

Again, tell me in which other sport can a 46 year old obese man become the best in the world?

webshad
07-31-2017, 12:55 AM
ESPN puts anyone on that stupid body issue. Prince Fielder retired. Couldn't hack it. His career stats were average at best. Meanwhile, a fat Brit who look like he ate one too many Shepherd's pies is the face of FatGlove.

Again, tell me in which other sport can a 46 year old obese man become the best in the world?

Yes ESPN had a retired washed up "boxer" on it's cover, dumbass. At least read the date on the magazine cover.

And Tyson Fury is not retired, right? :lol

Dude, you are unbelievably stupid.

And no Foreman was not winning the fight, he was losing by a landslide but miracles (a lucky punch) do happen in combat sports a lot like how that MMA dude KTFO of Jose Canseco, it was a miracle. Jose "the baseball player" Canseco was the heavy favorite. :lol

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 01:02 AM
Yes ESPN had a retired washed up "boxer" on it's cover, dumbass. At least read the date on the magazine cover.

And Tyson Fury is not retired, right? :lol

Dude, you are unbelievably stupid.

And no Foreman was not winning the fight, he was losing by a landslide but miracles (a lucky punch) do happen in combat sports a lot like how that MMA dude KTFO of Jose Canseco, it was a miracle. Jose "the baseball player" Canseco was the heavy favorite. :lol

What the fuck are you even talking about with this ESPN the body issue shit? Clarify your points. No wonder Kingslayer called you out for being a dumbness. Your arguments are incredibly vague and nonsensical.

I don't care who was "winning the fight." The Spurs were winning the 2013 Finals. So the fuck what? Foreman (an old, near 50 year old, Foreman) won. An old obese fatty was the best in the world. Can't happen in any other sport aside from FatGlove.

webshad
07-31-2017, 01:08 AM
What the fuck are you even talking about with this ESPN the body issue shit? Clarify your points. No wonder Kingslayer called you out for being a dumbness. Your arguments are incredibly vague and nonsensical.

I don't care who was "winning the fight." The Spurs were winning the 2013 Finals. So the fuck what? Foreman (an old, near 50 year old, Foreman) won. An old obese fatty was the best in the world. Can't happen in any other sport aside from FatGlove.

2014 jackass, Prince Fielding was not retired. Stop lying and scamming. Why did you say he was retired? Explain or admit you lied?

Second, is Tyson Fury retired? Yes or NO? Stop scamming. Be honest.

Of course you don't care who was winning the fight, as long as something goes your way. However, Jose Canseco couldn't beat up a senior citizen older than Foreman, says a lot about baseball player's toughness.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 01:12 AM
2014 jackass, Prince Fielding was not retired. Stop lying and scamming. Why did you say he was retired? Explain or admit you lied?

Second, is Tyson Fury retired? Yes or NO? Stop scamming. Be honest.

Of course you don't care who was winning the fight, as long as something goes your way. However, Jose Canseco couldn't beat up a senior citizen older than Foreman, says a lot about baseball player's toughness.

I know he wasn't retired. So what? I said he's retired now because his fatness shown on the issue did him in. What was your point of posting that cover? Were you trying to imply he was the best player in the world at the time or something because he made a magazine cover? He wasn't. Fielder was below all-star level nearly all his career.

Tyson Fury isn't retired, obviously. Which works against your argument, since his fatness doesn't prevent him from competing and being the best in the world. I also don't know why you're fixated on Canseco. A guy loses in a sport he doesn't practice. Stop the presses.

Anyhow, time to deliver the bomb:

http://cdn.foreversports.com/media/images/Original/2de59895-32ec-4472-9881-af60e1804c56.jpg?v=1618791910

It's a disgrace to call me an athlete

Even your boy Kruk didn't go so far as to call himself a disgrace. So with Tyson's admission (disgraceful athletes can be dominant in FatGlove), combined with all the times 40 year old fatties have won world titles, I think we can conclude boxing is kind of a joke sport.

From the pie eater's mouth :lmao

And :lol at the magazine specifically calling him a pie eater.

webshad
07-31-2017, 01:16 AM
I know he wasn't retired. So what?

So why did you lie?

Let's handle this first.

In case you didn't know, the world is not that stupid and you're not that bright.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 01:19 AM
So why did you lie?

Let's handle this first.

In case you didn't know, the world is not that stupid and you're not that bright.

I didn't. I was commenting on Prince Fielder. Tell me your fuckin' point of posting the cover. I have no clue what you're getting at. You want honest debate, clarify your fuckin points. Like this:

I posted a Tyson Fury cover showing his fatness and showing him saying he shouldn't be called an athlete. He's the best in the world. From this, I conclude that boxing isn't all that demanding athletically (you don't have to be athletic to take a punch to the face, just brave and/or stupid).

webshad
07-31-2017, 01:22 AM
I didn't. I was commenting on Prince Fielder. Tell me your fuckin' point of posting the cover. I have no clue what you're getting at. You want honest debate, clarify your fuckin points. Like this:

I posted a Tyson Fury cover showing his fatness and showing him saying he shouldn't be called an athlete. He's the best in the world. From this, I conclude that boxing isn't all that demanding athletically (you don't have to be athletic to take a punch to the face, just brave and/or stupid).

We will discuss Tyson Fury later, I promise.

Let's handle the lying part first.

Here and I quote:


ESPN puts anyone on that stupid body issue. Prince Fielder retired.

ESPN cover says 2014, yet you claimed he retired. So why did you lie and now claiming you didn't lie. So you are lying again.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 01:25 AM
We will discuss Tyson Fury later, I promise.

Let's handle the lying part first.

Here and I quote:



ESPN cover says 2014, yet you claimed he retired. So why did you lie and now claiming you didn't lie. So you are lying again.

Trying to deflect from the Tyson bomb. :lol

:wow
“I’m not an athlete. It’s a disgrace to call me an athlete,” he said. “Shame on you, a fat man beat you. I don’t take boxing seriously. It’s mainly about getting a few quid.

:lmao

I didn't claim anything. He retired this season. That's a fact. My god, you really are stupid.

A lie would be, "Prince Fielder retired when that magazine was published." I never said such.

You posted his cover and I told you about his underwhelming baseball career. Now I'll ask again, clarify your goddamn point of why you posted the cover, and I'll give you an honest rebuttal.

Or are you too retarded to simply articulate your points?

webshad
07-31-2017, 01:43 AM
Trying to deflect from the Tyson bomb. :lol

:wow

:lmao

I didn't claim anything. He retired this season. That's a fact. My god, you really are stupid.

A lie would be, "Prince Fielder retired when that magazine was published." I never said such.

You posted his cover and I told you about his underwhelming baseball career. Now I'll ask again, clarify your goddamn point of why you posted the cover, and I'll give you an honest rebuttal.

Or are you too retarded to simply articulate your points?

No you jackass liar, you said and I quote:


ESPN puts anyone on that stupid body issue. Prince Fielder retired.

So after reading the ESPN cover which clearly says 2014, you couldn't counter so you decided to lie and say he retired. Back in 2014, 2015, 2016 he was an active baseball player.

So obviously, you are proven a liar. No respect.

Word of advice, don't lie. Nothing to be ashamed of speaking the truth.

================================================== ====

Ok now that we are past the fact that you're a proven liar. Let's discuss Tyson Fury.

Let me explain in a timeline manner so it's very easy to understand.

A) Tyson Fury fought Wladimir Klitschko, part 1. There was no fat joke and look at my belly, I'm not an athlete etc talk during that fight. Tyson Fury won the fight, very boring fight if you ask me, they were both scared of each other.

B) Wladimir Klitschko had a rematch clause in the contract, so Tyson Fury had the fight him the very next fight.

C) Fight date was decided and Tyson Fury was going around the media saying look at my belly, a fat man beat you up. I'm not even an athlete and I beat you up. He was trying to impose fat joke upon himself to humiliate Wladimir further for the second fight.

D) The fight was canceled, Tyson Fury was not in shape, he was into sniffing cocaine and other drugs and was a no show in the gym. And he never fought again. Relinquished the belt which Anthony Joshua and Klitschko fought for.

So all the fat picture and "I'm not an athlete" that you arrogantly googled for help was during the timeline C) and D) when he wasn't active, unlike John Kruk who was active and in prime. Get it? I hope you do.

And yes Tyson Fury is retired until now.

https://m0.joe.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/03130839/Screen-Shot-2016-10-03-at-13.03.40.png

Now you see, even Tyson Fury told you to go suck a dick because you claimed he wasn't retired.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 01:56 AM
No you jackass liar, you said and I quote:



So after reading the ESPN cover which clearly says 2014, you couldn't counter so you decided to lie and say he retired. Back in 2014, 2015, 2016 he was an active baseball player.

So obviously, you are proven a liar. No respect.


Wow. You have beyond shitty reading comprehension. How does me telling you the simple fact that Prince Fielder retired constitute a lie? And what the fuck would I have to lie about? You didn't make a fuckin' point. I'm implying your point was to show that a fat baseball player was good enough to make a magazine cover. Fair enough. I don't care. And besides, Prince Fielder wasn't all that good. The obese version of George Foreman was the best in the world. Tyson Fury was the best in the world.


All that spin just to save yourself from admitting Tyson did the exact same fuckin' thing Kruk did. "But he retired after he said it, so he doesn't count."

In the same fuckin' sentence he said he didn't even take boxing all that seriously and still beat him. And yes, I've seen Fury compete in "boxing" shape and he was still a fatass.

Young Fury:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4LNXiB-wDwvP6-dS4MI_TVzP9auI0WwWdQ363y1Z6oY5AjxNG

That tweet also works against you. Fury is basically admitting he never took it seriously, thinks the sport is a pile of shit, and yet he still won the World Title and retired undefeated.

So we can conclude boxing is even MORE of a joke sport since the best HW of the past few years didn't take it seriously, thinks of himself as a disgraceful athlete, and still cruised to a world title and undefeated record.

It makes sense he thinks that. In what other sport can an obese 46 year old and a 49 year old become the best. You still haven't answered that troubling little question.

whitemamba
07-31-2017, 02:02 AM
Prince Fielder washed out. Fatness did him in. He sucked.

Meanwhile, the face of FatGlove.

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/102/590x/Tyson-Fury-736437.jpg

Wrong, this is the face of Heavyweight Boxing
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/10/1412975589455_wps_10_Boxer_Anthony_Joshua_feat.jpg

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 02:05 AM
Wrong, this is the face of Heavyweight Boxing
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/10/1412975589455_wps_10_Boxer_Anthony_Joshua_feat.jpg

Current champ, yes. But he ain't a draw like Fury.

webshad
07-31-2017, 02:09 AM
Wow. You have beyond shitty reading comprehension. How does me telling you the simple fact that Prince Fielder retired constitute a lie? And what the fuck would I have to lie about? You didn't make a fuckin' point. I'm implying your point was to show that a fat baseball player was good enough to make a magazine cover. Fair enough. I don't care. And besides, Prince Fielder wasn't all that good. The obese version of George Foreman was the best in the world. Tyson Fury was the best in the world.


All that spin just to save yourself from admitting Tyson did the exact same fuckin' thing Kruk did. "But he retired after he said it, so he doesn't count."

In the same fuckin' sentence he said he didn't even take boxing all that seriously and still beat him. And yes, I've seen Fury compete in "boxing" shape and he was still a fatass.

Young Fury:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4LNXiB-wDwvP6-dS4MI_TVzP9auI0WwWdQ363y1Z6oY5AjxNG

That tweet also works against you. Fury is basically admitting he never took it seriously, thinks the sport is a pile of shit, and yet he still won the World Title and retired undefeated.

So we can conclude boxing is even MORE of a joke sport since the best HW of the past few years didn't take it seriously, thinks of himself as a disgraceful athlete, and still cruised to a world title and undefeated record.

It makes sense he thinks that. In what other sport can an obese 46 year old and a 49 year old become the best. You still haven't answered that troubling little question.

Again I repeat and quote you:


ESPN puts anyone on that stupid body issue. Prince Fielder retired.

ESPN puts anyone on the cover and prince fielder reitred in 2014, really? Just stop it, I hope you realize everyone can read your further embarrassment and trying to cover up your lie.

=================================================

Now regarding Tyson Fury, firstly he himself told you to go suck a dick because you don't know better. Just desperately googling. :lol #owned You should not have thrown that "bomb" as you claim, now suck it. :lmao Not my words, so don't be mad at me.

Secondly, of course, he is going to say I didn't take boxing seriously to raise his stock, meaning if I really did take boxing seriously I could have been even greater. The majority if not all athletes will say shit like I'm not a 100%, I didn't take this shit seriously, etc, etc, to raise their status. It's a pride thing. Every single fighter I see loosing say I had issue to this and that.

webshad
07-31-2017, 02:12 AM
Wrong, this is the face of Heavyweight Boxing
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/10/1412975589455_wps_10_Boxer_Anthony_Joshua_feat.jpg

whitemamba, this idiot midnight is extremely uneducated regarding boxing. He actually thought Tyson Fury was an active WBC champ and didn't know the context of all the fatty joke he was imposing upon himself to embarrass Wladimir. That's what happens when you google desperately to fight back.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 02:24 AM
Again I repeat and quote you:



ESPN puts anyone on the cover and prince fielder reitred in 2014, really? Just stop it, I hope you realize everyone can read your further embarrassment and trying to cover up your lie.

=================================================

Now regarding Tyson Fury, firstly he himself told you to go suck a dick because you don't know better. Just desperately googling. :lol #owned You should not have thrown that "bomb" as you claim, now suck it. :lmao Not my words, so don't be mad at me.

Secondly, of course, he is going to say I didn't take boxing seriously to raise his stock, meaning if I really did take boxing seriously I could have been even greater. The majority if not all athletes will say shit like I'm not a 100%, I didn't take this shit seriously, etc, etc, to raise their status. It's a pride thing. Every single fighter I see loosing say I had issue to this and that.

Spin. Spin. Spin. John Kruk was known as a self-deprecating joker. You don't see me spinning to avoid owning his words like you're doing. Kruk said it. So what? Athletes say stupid shit all the time. Hard fact is that you need to be athletic to play baseball at a high level. And the average "athletic" metrics of MLB players are on par with NBA players.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=kurkjian_tim&id=6614933


Those guys look like great athletes. ESPN's John Kruk might not look like one now, but he was only joking when he famously told a woman years ago, "I ain't an athlete, lady." Trust me, Kruk was a great athlete; he was a great high school basketball player; he could dunk when he was in high school at 5-9

I don't desperately spin because I'm playing along with your quote mining and cherry picking logic.

I really don't care about Tyson Fury or what he said. If you were perceptive, you'd realize what I'm doing, but you're obviously retarded, so you don't. I'll leave it at this. I've said on here before that boxing is probably the most physically demanding sport there is, yet has plenty of examples of fatties succeeding. I'm dispelling the retarded idea that only "shredded" people can be athletes. You even missed me saying body type doesn't betray athleticism earlier ITT. Do you get it now?


ESPN puts anyone on that stupid body issue. Prince Fielder retired.

Christ. Are you incapable of inferring? I didn't mean Prince retired when that issue was released. I was telling you a fuckin' fact. And again, what's your point? Are you capable of clarifying anything or just quote posting?

webshad
07-31-2017, 02:29 AM
Spin. Spin. Spin. John Kruk was known as a self-deprecating joker. You don't see me spinning to avoid owning his words like you're doing. Kruk said it. So what? Athletes say stupid shit all the time. Hard fact is that you need to be athletic to play baseball at a high level. And the average "athletic" metrics of MLB players are on par with NBA players.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=kurkjian_tim&id=6614933



I don't desperately spin because I'm playing along with your quote mining and cherry picking logic.

I really don't care about Tyson Fury or what he said. If you were perceptive, you'd realize what I'm doing, but you're obviously retarded, so you don't. I'll leave it at this. I've said on here before that boxing is probably the most physically demanding sport there is, yet has plenty of examples of fatties succeeding. I'm dispelling the retarded idea that only "shredded" people can be athletes. You even missed me saying body type doesn't betray athleticism earlier ITT. Do you get it now?



Christ. Are you incapable of inferring? I didn't mean Prince retired when that issue was released. I was telling you a fuckin' fact. And again, what's your point? Are you capable of clarifying anything or just quote posting?


Yes let's compare active John Kurk in his prime used to play cards during baseball practice and chew tobacco and bet during card game for a beer can, to a retired Tyson Fury, lol.

great logic hahahah dumbass :lol

Facts like Tyson Fury is not retired, looool dumbass. You keep lying over and over again, but at this point it's amusing. :)

Now do us a favor and please listen to Tyson Fury and go suck a dick since you claimed he wasn't retired. :lol Again don't be mad at me, I didn't say that to you. You opened your mouth without investigating and now you have to leave your mouth open. :lol

webshad
07-31-2017, 02:36 AM
Current champ, yes. But he ain't a draw like Fury.

Again talking out of your ass. :lol Idiot didn't know Fury was retired but apparently, he knows that Fury does bigger number than Joshua. Unbelievably a stupid little boy.

Just say anything that looks and sounds good, hahahaha dumbass. You have no idea how idiotic you sound. Just talking for the sake of talking whether it's true or not, doesn't really matter just say anything that sounds good.

I told you, I will dissect all your boxing claims inch by inch.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 02:43 AM
Yes let's compare active John Kurk in his prime used to play cards during baseball practice and chew tobacco and bet during card game for a beer can, to a retired Tyson Fury, lol.

great logic hahahah dumbass :lol

Facts like Tyson Fury is not retired, looool dumbass. You keep lying over and over again, but at this point it's amusing. :)

Now do us a favor and please listen to Tyson Fury and go suck a dick since you claimed he wasn't retired. :lol Again don't be mad at me, I didn't say that to you. You opened your mouth without investigating and now you have to leave your mouth open. :lol

You still don't get it :lol

I consider Tyson Fury a world class athlete. I consider obese 46 year old Foreman a world class athlete. I'll clarify, since you're behind.

You and your dipshit crew cherry pick like the 5 notable fatties in baseball (who aren't that good) to somehow make a case for baseball not requiring athleticism. Since you and your crew are too stupid to understand that baseball has 10 different positions, 8 of which require just not good athleticism, but world class athleticism to play at a high level (which is backed by countless in game metrics), I'll cherry pick the fatties or skinnyfats or whatever in your favorite sports. I can easily say boxing is a joke sport anyone can do because a 46 year obese man won the world title. I don't actually believe it, but it's the shit logic you morons use.

You're the one googling. Did you know the 2006 Miami Heat partied the night before every Finals games? Charles Barkley partied during the entire 93 Finals? And there's countless examples of players in all sports playing hungover, smoking or drinking before games and during half-time (the Raiders used to play drunk). This is why your Kruk examples are biased shit. It's like your lot doesn't realize the shit happens in every other sport because of your dislike of baseball, so you choose to only focus on that. It's why neutral observers here think your crew is massively retarded.

Be consistent and objective.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 02:48 AM
Again talking out of your ass. :lol Idiot didn't know Fury was retired but apparently, he knows that Fury does bigger number than Joshua. Unbelievably a stupid little boy.

Just say anything that looks and sounds good, hahahaha dumbass. You have no idea how idiotic you sound. Just talking for the sake of talking whether it's true or not, doesn't really matter just say anything that sounds good.

I told you, I will dissect all your boxing claims inch by inch.

I don't care. I just told you in plain English what I'm doing and you still don't get it. I'm an old school boxing fan. And I know some boxers, depending on age and skills, benefit more from fat than muscle mass. And that being fat doesn't mean anything regarding athleticism or skill, which you don't seem to understand.

I'm using your dumb "fat=unathletic" logic against you.

webshad
07-31-2017, 02:54 AM
You still don't get it :lol

I consider Tyson Fury a world class athlete. I consider obese 46 year old Foreman a world class athlete. I'll clarify, since you're behind.

You and your dipshit crew cherry pick like the 5 notable fatties in baseball (who aren't that good) to somehow make a case for baseball not requiring athleticism. Since you and your crew are too stupid to understand that baseball has 10 different positions, 8 of which require just not good athleticism, but world class athleticism to play at a high level (which is backed by countless in game metrics), I'll cherry pick the fatties or skinnyfats or whatever in your favorite sports. I can easily say boxing is a joke sport anyone can do because a 46 year obese man won the world title. I don't actually believe it, but it's the shit logic you morons use.

You're the one googling. Did you know the 2006 Miami Heat partied the night before every Finals games? Charles Barkley partied during the entire 93 Finals? And there's countless examples of players in all sports playing hungover, smoking or drinking before games and during half-time (the Raiders used to play drunk). This is why your Kruk examples are biased shit. It's like your lot doesn't realize the shit happens in every other sport because of your dislike of baseball, so you choose to only focus on that. It's why neutral observers here think your crew is massively retarded.

Be consistent and objective.

Cherry pick by desperately googling "boxing fat" and no knowing what time period these pictures were taken :lol dummy

Like Jose Conseco cherry picked a senior citizen to potential try to beat up, but it didn't work out that well.

So this far:

A) you were proven to be a liar

B) comparing an active baseball player that plays card during practice for extended time to a retired fighter, excellent logic for a lardball fan

C) you claim it's fact that Tyson Fury isn't retired, hahahaha big big mistake, honestly when I read that I knew you were going to get humiliated by his tweet

D) Tyson Fury told you to suck a dick :lol because you claimed that he wasn't retired totally :lmao #owned

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 03:02 AM
Cherry pick by desperately googling "boxing fat" and no knowing what time period these pictures were taken :lol dummy

Are you a child, retard, or a senile senior citizen? Jesus H. Christ. You're more frustrating than Gambit, and that's saying something. By cherry picking, I'm mocking what you retards do. All the boxers I cherry picked are world class athletes. I'm illustrating to you that body type doesn't mean anything. Do you get it now? Or do I have to ratchet down my writing to a 3rd grade level.


Like Jose Conseco cherry picked a senior citizen to potential try to beat up, but it didn't work out that well.


Who cares.

So this far:


A) you were proven to be a liar

Nope.


B) comparing an active baseball player that plays card during practice for extended time to a retired fighter, excellent logic for a lardball fan

They both said the exact same thing. And when Fury said it, he WASN'T retired. Own it, fatglove fan.


C) you claim it's fact that Tyson Fury isn't retired, hahahaha big big mistake, honestly when I read that I knew you were going to get humiliated by his tweet

So what? He won the world title as a fatty who didn't take the sport seriously. Proven fact.


(D) Tyson Fury told you to suck a dick :lol because you claimed that he wasn't retired totally :lmao #owned

That doesn't make sense. And :lol hashtags. Are you 12 or retarded? I'm betting on retarded since combat sport fans tend to be dimmer on average.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 03:08 AM
Anyhow Webshit, since you're only interested in trolling, let's resume.

The killer bomb is still good old George Foreman. 46 years old. Way past his prime. Fat as shit. Slow. Bad knees. And knocked the world champion out. Became the best in the world.

This couldn't happen in any other sport. I'm glad FatGlove exists, though. Fat senior citizens need to be able to play sports, too.

And the face of FatGlove during the late 90's :lol

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/80/12/00/8012003b658fa7d17d6864ca6088883a--ultimate-fight-fight-club.jpg

dfens
07-31-2017, 06:17 AM
damn son a lot of unemployed people in this thread tbh :lmao

140
07-31-2017, 07:43 AM
Holy shit webshad going in tbh :lol keep doing the lords work son :toast

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 07:56 AM
Holy shit webshad going in tbh :lol keep doing the lords work son :toast

His argument was.

"Look at what this baseball player said...lololol"

Me: "A boxer said the same thing."

:cry It doesn't count :cry

Anyhow, here's a Dirk playing baseball gif for your trouble. So uncoordinated :lol Love Dirk though.

http://giant.gfycat.com/AssuredBronzeAbyssiniangroundhornbill.gif

140
07-31-2017, 08:33 AM
Mids argument:

":cry spin! spin! spin! :cry

:madrun just take the L!!! :madrun"

140
07-31-2017, 08:36 AM
And here are some very coordinated lardgaysball "players", for your trouble :lol

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-w1Ji7Hi2JIM/T7JcQp0yx4I/AAAAAAAAAfE/61KRU68FgB4/s500/lairdfall.gif

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/baserunning-fail-baseball-fail-gifs.gif

140
07-31-2017, 08:37 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/F87ATBmynEhZ6/giphy.gif

:lmao

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 08:50 AM
And here are some very coordinated lardgaysball "players", for your trouble :lol

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-w1Ji7Hi2JIM/T7JcQp0yx4I/AAAAAAAAAfE/61KRU68FgB4/s500/lairdfall.gif

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/baserunning-fail-baseball-fail-gifs.gif

You really want to get into a gif war?

Okay.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/c7f0d1ac48f05684f44c55b2906506d7/tumblr_ni4litLlXN1sikp1no9_r1_400.gif

http://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/arturo-vidal-dive-vs-real-madrid.gif

http://i.giftrunk.com/4vtk4f.gif

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062010/1277380477_kicking-the-ball-fail.gif

http://www.animateit.net/data/media/nov2011/2mpn71w.gif

It's a war you can't win. Soccer players are the worst athletes out of all the sports (basketball, baseball, real football, hockey), so there's countless more examples of them fucking up.

I also love that when these dumbasses fall over themselves, they STILL flop expecting a call.

Here's where you predictably leave the thread to post emoticons somewhere else.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 09:09 AM
Mids argument:

":cry spin! spin! spin! :cry

:madrun just take the L!!! :madrun"

No. My counter argument.

"A boxer (and a basketball player) said essentially the same thing as Kruk did. So what?"

Your lot: "B-B-But it's not the same!"

Spin, indeed. Webshad just needs to eat those words like boxers eat pies.

140
07-31-2017, 09:15 AM
lol you are the one who started with the gif, apparently forgetting your own "advice" about trolling (as if you are in a position to give advices about that :lol)


Mid youre my man tbh but you should stick to your cute little graphs, friendly advice tbh

DMC
07-31-2017, 09:17 AM
Cherry pick by desperately googling "boxing fat" and no knowing what time period these pictures were taken :lol dummy

Like Jose Conseco cherry picked a senior citizen to potential try to beat up, but it didn't work out that well.

So this far:

A) you were proven to be a liar

B) comparing an active baseball player that plays card during practice for extended time to a retired fighter, excellent logic for a lardball fan

C) you claim it's fact that Tyson Fury isn't retired, hahahaha big big mistake, honestly when I read that I knew you were going to get humiliated by his tweet

D) Tyson Fury told you to suck a dick :lol because you claimed that he wasn't retired totally :lmao #owned
Are you being sincere?

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 09:26 AM
lol you are the one who started with the gif, apparently forgetting your own "advice" about trolling (as if you are in a position to give advices about that :lol)


Mid youre my man tbh but you should stick to your cute little graphs, friendly advice tbh

No baseball player looks as bad as Dirk at the plate (for obvious reasons, i.e. Dirk isn't a baseball player).

Countering with baseball players tripping really doesn't make sense. What you should've found is a baseball player fuckin' up at soccer or basketball. Some more troll advice for you. Here, I'll do the work for you. Baseball player trying out some basketball.

768617625068920838

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 09:40 AM
Are you being sincere?

I think he is. :lol

He's a living non-sequitur.

140
07-31-2017, 09:50 AM
No, that would be cheap and incoherent because it's just not fair to expect fatassbol "players" to be able to perform actions that actually require athleticism :lol

I do understand why you'd go straight for that low hanging fruit though, people seem to do that when they're desperate and/or just can't go any higher. Don't beat yourself up too much over it bro, its ok.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 09:57 AM
No, that would be cheap and incoherent because it's just not fair to expect fatassbol "players" to be able to perform actions that actually require athleticism :lol

I do understand why you'd go straight for that low hanging fruit though, people seem to do that when they're desperate and/or just can't go any higher. Don't beat yourself up too much over it bro, its ok.

Your first sentence is incoherent. I've proven to you countless times that these so called fatball players run faster, jump higher, and are stronger than your doublehandjobball heroes.

The fatball meme is the stupidest troll I think I've seen on this site since it isn't based in reality. It's why you cherry pick the same 5 players.

Meanwhile, soccer being the gayest sport in the history of the planet is based on realits since there's countless examples of homosexuality on and off the field, like the doublehandjob video that pretty much buried your crew.

DMC
07-31-2017, 09:58 AM
http://mlb.mlb.com/images/0/6/0/145966060/082815_ozziejumpthrow_medres_67afj6hr.gif

http://www.banishedtothepen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Vince-ASG.gif

No running in baseball, that's for sure. Non-athletes.

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:00 AM
They both said the exact same thing. And when Fury said it, he WASN'T retired. Own it, fatglove fan.

Really? So what fight did he fight after he said that? Please educate us, lardball fan.

Again, talking straight out of your ass.

I believed Tyson Fury already told you to go suck a dick for making a false claim about him, isn't that enough of humuliation?

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:04 AM
http://mlb.mlb.com/images/0/6/0/145966060/082815_ozziejumpthrow_medres_67afj6hr.gif

http://www.banishedtothepen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Vince-ASG.gif

No running in baseball, that's for sure. Non-athletes.

You're right. I saw some good running from a lardball "athlete" lol.

Thank God his "cat-like-reflex" made him catch the straight jab with his head. :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqsLJKeyR0w

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 10:04 AM
Really? So what fight did he fight after he said that? Please educate us, lardball fan.

Again, talking straight out of your ass.

I believed Tyson Fury already told you to go suck a dick for making a false claim about him, isn't that enough of humuliation?

He wasn't retired when he said that. He was planning to fight until his fatass hurt his ankle, probably by tripping while going to the fridge to grab another pie. Own it, fatglove fan.

And concerning boxing. I used to be a fan. But it's pretty much a non-sport. Any sport that relies on judgement calls are more events, like gymnastics, figure skating, etc. Every good sport has a clear and objective scoring system.

Also, boxing is the only sport in which a 450lb man can became a world champion (aside from sumo). MMAFat is just as bad.

http://www.shockmansion.com/wp-content/myimages/2017/05/roy_nelson_4.jpg

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 10:08 AM
http://mlb.mlb.com/images/0/6/0/145966060/082815_ozziejumpthrow_medres_67afj6hr.gif

http://www.banishedtothepen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Vince-ASG.gif

No running in baseball, that's for sure. Non-athletes.

Non-athletes indeed.

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/5/9/2/165615592/0221616_matthews_catch_med_n7lxi5zq.gif

http://www.mlb.com/images/7/0/8/230182708/051417_mlb_gif_buxton_catch_med_e4rgqdz2.gif

Soccer players lightly jog around most of the time though! And in the second gif, that's more contact a soccer player has ever seen in his lifetime :lol

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:09 AM
He wasn't retired when he said that. He was planning to fight until his fatass hurt his ankle, probably by tripping while going to the fridge to grab another pie.

Ok so what fight did he fight after his "ankle" healed? If none then I believe that's called retirement.

Again Tyson Fury told you to suck a dick for making a false claim about him. :lol #OWNED

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:11 AM
http://www.mlb.com/images/7/0/8/230182708/051417_mlb_gif_buxton_catch_med_e4rgqdz2.gif


Jose Canseco pulled the same move in the ring, :lol I knew he picked up this move from lardball


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqsLJKeyR0w

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 10:13 AM
You're right. I saw some good running from a lardball "athlete" lol.

Thank God his "cat-like-reflex" made him catch the straight jab with his head. :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqsLJKeyR0w

The Canseco example :lol

Show me all the boxers trying baseball?

Oh.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3ogc7guOYU

What a weak girly throw. No wonder you identify with fatglove. You probably threw like that when supposedly played baseball.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 10:14 AM
Ok so what fight did he fight after his "ankle" healed? If none then I believe that's called retirement.

Again Tyson Fury told you to suck a dick for making a false claim about him. :lol #OWNED

Nope. Wasn't retired when he said it. He was ready to fight, but hurt his ankle retrieving a pie from the fridge.

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:18 AM
Mids argument:

":cry spin! spin! spin! :cry

:madrun just take the L!!! :madrun"

Looks like this lardball fan midnight has a lard brain cell for making claims like lardball is a superior sport than boxing. :lmao

But he's very amusing, good entertainment honestly when you need to kill time.

I like it when he talks boxing, makes me smile and chuckle.

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:20 AM
Nope. Wasn't retired when he said it. He was ready to fight, but hurt his ankle retrieving a pie from the fridge.

Ok so when was his fight scheduled for that he was ready to fight in, versus training camp date, versus the day he said this. Go ahead, lardball fan, educate a FATGLOVE fan hahahaha

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 10:23 AM
Looks like this lardball fan midnight has a lard brain cell for making claims like baseball is a superior sport than Fatglove. :lmao

But he's very amusing, good entertainment honestly when you need to kill time.

I like it when he talks boxing, makes me smile and chuckle.

It is. Boxing is non-sport event with results that are often determined by subjective and inconsistent judging. Every good sport strives to remove subjectivity from the outcome. Boxing is based on it. It's indeed entertaining. Watching two guys slug it out always will be. But it's not a real sport. It's there with gymnastics and figure skating. And then you have champions that look like this, further calling into question boxing's status as a real sport.

http://a3.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2013%2F0424%2Fbox_g_butterbean01j r_576.jpg

There's also Foreman. You still haven't shown another sport where it's possible for a 46 year obese man to become the best in the world. I'm waiting.

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:23 AM
What a weak girly throw.

This "weak girl" can take out the entire MLB roster one after the other. :lmao





fatglove fan

Who me or you?

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2817387/pump_it_up.jpg

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:25 AM
It is. Boxing is non-sport event with results that are often determined by subjective and inconsistent judging. Every good sport strives to remove subjectivity from the outcome. Boxing is based on it. It's indeed entertaining. Watching two guys slug it out always will be. But it's not a real sport. It's there with gymnastics and figure skating. And then you have champions that look like this, further calling into question boxing's status as a real sport.

There's also Foreman. You still haven't shown another sport where it's possible for a 46 year obese man to become the best in the world. I'm waiting.


Stay on topic. Answer what was asked below.


Nope. Wasn't retired when he said it. He was ready to fight, but hurt his ankle retrieving a pie from the fridge.

Ok so when was his fight scheduled for that he was ready to fight in, versus training camp date, versus the day he said this. Go ahead, lardball fan, educate a FATGLOVE fan hahahaha

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 10:27 AM
Ok so when was his fight scheduled for that he was ready to fight in, versus training camp date, versus the day he said this. Go ahead, lardball fan, educate a FATGLOVE fan hahahaha

He said it at the weigh in (you think the scale broke when Fury stepped on?). He said those comments on April 27, 2016. The fight was scheduled for July. Thus, he was an ACTIVE boxer, in his prime and undefeated, when he said it. He didn't retire until what, October? Too bad he hurt his ankle stumbling around trying to find yet another pie to eat. It would've been an entertaining fight.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 10:30 AM
This "weak girl" can take out the entire MLB roster one after the other. :lmao






Who me or you?

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2817387/pump_it_up.jpg

Fighting skill has nothing to do with athleticism. Butterbean would decapitate Usain Bolt. So what?

And it was still a weak girly throw. I'm sure you can relate :lol

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:30 AM
He said it at the weigh in (you think the scale broke when Fury stepped on?). He said those comments on April 27, 2016. The fight was scheduled for July. Thus, he was an ACTIVE boxer, in his prime and undefeated, when he said it. He didn't retire until what, October? Too bad he hurt his ankle stumbling around trying to find yet another pie to eat. It would've been an entertaining fight.

How was he an active boxer if he never fought again? Explain.

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:32 AM
Fighting skill has nothing to do with athleticism. Butterbean would decapitate Usain Bolt. So what?

And it was still a weak girly throw. I'm sure you can relate :lol

Butterbean wouldn't be allowed to fight Usain Bolt. You retarded sack of no good. There is something called weight classes in boxing, dummy.

DMC
07-31-2017, 10:34 AM
All the athletic shit talk is out the door once you become the pivot man in the circle jerk. Soccer lost this round. What does Muhammad say about dealing with it?

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 10:34 AM
How was he an active boxer if he never fought again? Explain.

How Steve Nash was an active player while he was injured. Tyson was ready to fight. Simple as that. He got unlucky tripping over himself grabbing a pie and then the commission came down on him for drugs. I can understand why he was disgusted and retired. Most people think boxing is a rigged joke, which is why it's pretty much dead. I'm remember back in the day when everyone would chip in and get the big fight. Now people don't want to waste their money to essentially watch WWE wrestling.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/boxing/la-sp-boxing-finished-hernandez-20160913-snap-story.html

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 10:38 AM
Butterbean wouldn't be allowed to fight Usain Bolt. You retarded sack of no good. There is something called weight classes in boxing, dummy.

:lol

You obviously didn't care about weight classes when you made your Canelo joke. He's what, 5'9", 164lb. There's baseball players 6'7" 285lb of solid muscle. And since size wins fights, I like the baseball player here. Check this out, a super skilled boxer getting picked up and thrown like nothing.

:lmao

http://fightstate.com/kid-in-bathroom-fight-is-a-great-boxer-but-gets-slammed-on-his-head-and-almost-killed/2/

Boxers can't even beat fat stoners (which the other kid looks like).

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:40 AM
How Steve Nash was an active player while he was injured. Tyson was ready to fight. Simple as that. He got unlucky tripping over himself grabbing a pie and then the commission came down on him for drugs. I can understand why he was disgusted and retired. Most people think boxing is a rigged joke, which is why it's pretty much dead. I'm remember back in the day when everyone would chip in and get the big fight. Now people don't want to waste their money to essentially watch WWE wrestling.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/boxing/la-sp-boxing-finished-hernandez-20160913-snap-story.html

How was he ready to fight, when he never attended training camp or pass his physical? Explain. Go ahead lardball fan, educate this fatglove fan looool

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:43 AM
:lol

You obviously didn't care about weight classes when you made your Canelo joke. He's what, 5'9", 164lb. There's baseball players 6'7" 285lb of solid muscle. And since size wins fights, I like the baseball player here. Check this out, a super skilled boxer getting picked up and thrown like nothing.

:lmao

http://fightstate.com/kid-in-bathroom-fight-is-a-great-boxer-but-gets-slammed-on-his-head-and-almost-killed/2/

Boxers can't even beat fat stoners (which the other kid looks like).

I don't think it would matter, you can take your best of best lardballer versus Canelo the "fatglover". :lol

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 10:47 AM
How was he ready to fight, when he never attended training camp or past his physical? Explain. Go ahead lardball fan, educate this fatglove fan looool

He was ready to fight but then sprained his ankle in June. It's like Ben Simmons being ready to play in the NBA but then injuring his ankle.

You can't spin this. Tyson said those words as an active boxer. Own it, FatGlove fan. Anyhow, who's your favorite FatGlover (there's a lot to chose from :lol)? I like El Oso.

http://www.boxing.com/images/sized/images/articles/homer_fonseca_sharp-530x317.jpg

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 10:50 AM
I don't think it would matter, you can take your best of best lardballer versus Canelo the "fatglover". :lol

Canelo would be too short to even reach his head :lol

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:51 AM
He was ready to fight but then sprained his ankle in June. It's like Ben Simmons being ready to play in the NBA but then injuring his ankle.

You can't spin this. Tyson said those words as an active boxer. Own it, FatGlove fan. Anyhow, who's your favorite FatGlover (there's a lot to chose from :lol)? I like El Oso.

http://www.boxing.com/images/sized/images/articles/homer_fonseca_sharp-530x317.jpg

So attended training camp? And he passed his physical?

Again be careful with making false claims with Tyson Fury, he doesn't forgive, he might tell you to suck a dick again. :lol

webshad
07-31-2017, 10:54 AM
Canelo would be too short to even reach his head :lol

His case you didn't know, in boxing/MMA you are allowed to go for a liver shot, which would be good for a lardballer. :lmao

How dumb are you, loooool.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 10:56 AM
So he passed his physical? And attended training camp?

Again be careful with making false claims with Tyson Fury, he doesn't forgive, he might tell you to suck a dick again. :lol

He was ready to fight. If he wasn't, he wouldn't have agreed to the bout. Why would anyone "not ready" agree to something? Makes no sense. Own his words. Anyhow, which combat sport do you think is fatter? MMFAT or FatGlove?

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/329429/roy_nelson_4.jpg

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 10:58 AM
His case you didn't know, in boxing/MMA you are allowed to go for a liver shot, which would be good for a lardballer. :lmao

How dumb are you, loooool.

Yeah. Working the body turned out real well for that boxer in the vid.

webshad
07-31-2017, 11:02 AM
He was ready to fight.


So he attended training camp? Yes or no?

Did he pass his physical to get the green light to fight? Yes or no?



He was ready to fight. If he wasn't, he wouldn't have agreed to the bout.

He agreed to the bout or the rematch clause forced him to?

If the fight is in July and you announce a fight in early April, is a boxer/MMA "ready to fight"?

Serious question. I just want to know what I'm dealing with.

webshad
07-31-2017, 11:04 AM
Yeah. Working the body turned out real well for that boxer in the vid.

What was the name of that "boxer"? Serious question, go ahead lardball fan.

What's his amateur record?

Using liveleak as a reference, how desperate are you. :lol

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 11:10 AM
So he attended training camp? Yes or no?

Did he pass his physical to get the green light to fight? Yes or no?




He agreed to the bout or the rematch clause forced him to?

If the fight is in July and you announce a fight in early April, is a boxer/MMA "ready to fight"?

Serious question. I just want to know what I'm dealing with.

Doesn't matter. He agreed to the fight. You're not going to spin your way out of this one. He SAID those words in plain English.

And serious question: Why do you fuckin' care what boxers or baseball players say about themselves? You are so fixated on "proving" Tyson didn't say those words as an "active" boxer, it's comical. Seems like you're insecure about the athletic demands of boxing or something.

On the other hand, I can admit Kruk said those words. And I don't give a shit. He's wrong, even about himself. He was jacked and actually had speed for his size. You can save yourself a lot of energy if you just said, "Well. Tyson is wrong. He is a great athlete."

webshad
07-31-2017, 11:14 AM
Doesn't matter. He agreed to the fight. You're not going to spin your way out of this one. He SAID those words in plain English.

And serious question: Why do you fuckin' care what boxers or baseball players say about themselves? You are so fixated on "proving" Tyson didn't say those words as an "active" boxer, it's comical. Seems like you're insecure about the athletic demands of boxing or something.

On the other hand, I can admit Kruk said those words. And I don't give a shit. He's wrong, even about himself. He was jacked and actually had speed for his size. You can save yourself a lot of energy if you just said, "Well. Tyson is wrong. He is a great athlete."

Why doesn't it matter? If he was ready to fight then why didn't he fight?

Again did he attend training camp? Yes or no.

Did he pass his physical? Yes or no.

Thereafter you can say he was ready to fight. Explain please.

webshad
07-31-2017, 11:16 AM
Yeah. Working the body turned out real well for that boxer in the vid.

Also and I repeat:

What was the name of that "boxer"? Serious question, go ahead lardball fan.

What's his amateur record?

Using liveleak as a reference, how desperate are you. :lol

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 11:19 AM
Why doesn't it matter? If he was ready to fight then why didn't he fight?

Again did he attend training camp? Yes or no.

Did he pass his physical? Yes or no.

Thereafter you can say he was ready to fight. Explain please.

He agreed. If I agree to something, it means I think I'm ready.

And why are you so concerned about this shit? Jesus. He said those words. Nothing you can say can change that fact. Why is it so important to you to prove he didn't say those words as an "active" boxer? He said them. Case closed.

webshad
07-31-2017, 11:21 AM
He agreed. If I agree to something, it means I think I'm ready.

And why are you so concerned about this shit? Jesus. He said those words. Nothing you can say can change that fact. Why is it so important to you to prove he didn't say those words as an "active" boxer? He said them. Case closed.

hahahaha :lmao :lmao :lmao 1st class clown

Again did he attend training camp to "think" he was ready? Yes or no.

Did he pass his physical to "think" he was ready? Yes or no.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 11:22 AM
Also and I repeat:

What was the name of that "boxer"? Serious question, go ahead lardball fan.

What's his amateur record?

Using liveleak as a reference, how desperate are you. :lol

I'm showing you that size matters in fights. The smaller kid was obviously way more skilled than the bigger kid. Didn't matter. Size won out. Sometimes skill does win out, like when that fat sumo wrestler tried MMA and got beat by a 6 foot 180 lb Kenpo master, but it's not typical.

webshad
07-31-2017, 11:25 AM
I'm showing you that size matters in fights. The smaller kid was obviously way more skilled than the bigger kid. Didn't matter. Size won out. Sometimes skill does win out, like when that fat sumo wrestler tried MMA and got beat by a 6 foot 180 lb Kenpo master, but it's not typical.

Nope, you claimed he was a "boxer". Give us his name and amateur record. Go ahead, lardball fan.

Let's see if you're a deceiver or a straight up guy.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 11:27 AM
hahahaha :lmao :lmao :lmao 1st class clown

Again did he attend training camp to "think" he was ready? Yes or no.

Did he pass his physical to "think" he was ready? Yes or no.


He agreed to the bout. He thought he was ready. He said those words and NOTHING you can say or do changes that fact.

I understand you're salty that I found the counter to your little Kruk troll, though. And now, for another bomb:

A woman competing in SANCTIONED PROFESSIONAL fight against a man. And she WON!

http://www.womenboxing.com/NEWS2012/images2012/1002b.jpg

So now in FatGlove we have:

Obese 46 year olds becoming the best in the world.

Women going undefeated against men.

Yeah, it's not a real sport.

webshad
07-31-2017, 11:29 AM
He agreed to the bout. He thought he was ready. He said those words and NOTHING you can say or do changes that fact.

Stay on topic.

Again did he attend training camp to "think" he was ready? Yes or no.

Did he pass his physical to "think" he was ready? Yes or no.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 11:30 AM
Nope, you claimed he was a "boxer". Give us his name and amateur record. Go ahead, lardball fan.

Let's see if you're a deceiver or a straight up guy.

I never claimed he was a professional boxer. But he's obviously a trained boxer. And I'm not even using that example to demean boxing. I'm just showing you size matters in fights. Jesus Christ you're dense.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 11:30 AM
Stay on topic.

Again did he attend training camp to "think" he was ready? Yes or no.

Did he pass his physical to "think" he was ready? Yes or no.


I am on topic. He was ready. Agreed to the bout.

He said those words. Nothing you can say changes that.

webshad
07-31-2017, 11:33 AM
I am on topic. He was ready. Agreed to the bout.

He said those words. Nothing you can say changes that.

Agreeing to a bout 3 month prior means you're ready to fight? Yes or no?


And answer what was asked:

Again did he attend training camp to "think" he was ready? Yes or no.

Did he pass his physical to "think" he was ready? Yes or no.

webshad
07-31-2017, 11:34 AM
Also don't forget:


I'm showing you that size matters in fights. The smaller kid was obviously way more skilled than the bigger kid. Didn't matter. Size won out. Sometimes skill does win out, like when that fat sumo wrestler tried MMA and got beat by a 6 foot 180 lb Kenpo master, but it's not typical.

Nope, you claimed he was a "boxer". Give us his name and amateur record. Go ahead, lardball fan.

Let's see if you're a deceiver or a straight up guy.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 11:38 AM
Agreeing to a bout 3 month prior means you're ready to fight? Yes or no?


And answer what was asked:

Again did he attend training camp to "think" he was ready? Yes or no.

Did he pass his physical to "think" he was ready? Yes or no.

He was an active boxer. Looks pretty "ready" and "active" to me in this TRAINING CAMP video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjBozMoRgkc

And:

http://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/10248697/tyson-fury-starts-training-camp-for-wladimir-klitschko-rematch


Fury later revealed his first day back at work involved 60 minutes on cross trainer, a six mile run followed by four rounds of sparing.

I guess running miles and sparring means you're not ready.

Take you L now, FatGlove fan.

And this comment from the youtube :lol


Tyson should have put out a training camp vid of him just sat on a chair eating a pie whilst watching a vid of himself schooling Wlad in the first fight.

Everyone knows the best HW of the past few years is a fat pie eater.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 11:42 AM
And where did he injure his ankle?

In TRAINING CAMP

http://www.boxnation.com/boxing-news/fury-suffers-injury-in-camp/

Yeah, retired boxers who aren't ready suffer injuries in training camp for upcoming fights. :lol

Clipper Nation
07-31-2017, 11:45 AM
Mid humiliating Webshad like Floyd did to Manny :wow

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 11:47 AM
Mid humiliating Webshad like Floyd did to Manny :wow

It's amazing how obsessed he is with proving that Tyson Fury said those words as non-active boxer or something. :lol Why does it matter? He said them.

He's just mad I found a counter to the Kruk quote. And he is spinning like a fuckin' top.

webshad
07-31-2017, 11:52 AM
He was an active boxer. Looks pretty "ready" and "active" to me in this TRAINING CAMP video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjBozMoRgkc

And:

http://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/10248697/tyson-fury-starts-training-camp-for-wladimir-klitschko-rematch



I guess running miles and sparring means you're not ready.

Take you L now, FatGlove fan.

And this comment from the youtube :lol



Everyone knows the best HW of the past few years is a fat pie eater.

So again I repeat did he start training camp? You answered yes . You do realize in your video you posted, the trainer claims he is not fit or ready, lol. Dumbass.

Did he pass his physical? Yes or no. Answer, go ahead.
Thereafter you can claim you're an active fighter ready to fight.

Also what is the name of that amateur "boxer" from your liveleak video? And his amateur record. Go ahead.

webshad
07-31-2017, 11:54 AM
And where did he injure his ankle?

In TRAINING CAMP

http://www.boxnation.com/boxing-news/fury-suffers-injury-in-camp/

Yeah, retired boxers who aren't ready suffer injuries in training camp for upcoming fights. :lol

So how was he an active fighter? Dumbass logic. :lmao

And has he ever fought thereafter?

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 11:55 AM
Oh, and I don't like the way you're lying to me, Shad. I was deferring to your boxing knowledge and assumed you were telling the truth. Tyson Fury isn't retired and is aiming to comeback in the Fall, ergo, he is an active boxer who simply took a break after a bad ankle injury DURING TRAINING CAMP (as we know, it was before this training camp he called himself a disgraceful athlete).

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/11/tyson-fury-bins-july-return-date-and-targets-august-or-september-comeback-fight-6630363/

Yeah. A year off. A true retirement. :lol

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 11:57 AM
So again I repeat did he start training camp? You answered yes . You do realize in your video you posted, the trainer claims he is not fit or ready, lol. Dumbass.

Did he pass his physical? Yes or no. Answer, go ahead.
Thereafter you can claim you're an active fighter ready to fight.

Also what is the name of that amateur "boxer" from your liveleak video? And his amateur record. Go ahead.

Yes. Active boxers tend to go training camps. Why would they if they weren't ready to eventually fight?

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 11:59 AM
So how was he an active fighter? Dumbass logic. :lmao

And has he ever fought thereafter?

Why would a non-active boxer train?

Makes no sense.

Again, nothing you can say takes those words out of Tyson's mouth. Sorry.

webshad
07-31-2017, 12:01 PM
Oh, and I don't like the way you're lying to me, Shad. I was deferring to your boxing knowledge and assumed you were telling the truth. Tyson Fury isn't retired and is aiming to comeback in the Fall, ergo, he is an active boxer who simply took a break after a bad ankle injury DURING TRAINING CAMP (as we know, it was before this training camp he called himself a disgraceful athlete).

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/11/tyson-fury-bins-july-return-date-and-targets-august-or-september-comeback-fight-6630363/

Yeah. A year off. A true retirement. :lol

Not at all, he was a retired after their the 1st fight because he never fought again.

Answer, did he pass the physical to claim he was active to fight? Yes or no.

P.S. Just for your information I know about this news, if he runs out of money, he will try to come back, but take that with a pinch of salt.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 12:02 PM
Webshad logic:

"Steph Curry is currently playing golf and not NBA basketball, therefore he isn't an active NBA player."

You can't make this kind of stupidity up.

webshad
07-31-2017, 12:06 PM
Why would a non-active boxer train?

Makes no sense.

Again, nothing you can say takes those words out of Tyson's mouth. Sorry.

Question is not about training, idiot. Question is did he actually fight so that you can claim that it was an active fighter.

That's why I'm asking you did he go through his training camp? The video you posted the trainer said NO.

Next, did he pass his phsyical to fight. The answer is no. So, he was no where close to being ready to fight.

Your fat jokes were legit, because due to his health and mental problem he couldn't make it to the fight. Get it? Unlike John Kurk who played many seasons after claiming that he is not an athlete but a lardball player lol. Simple logic, kid.

midnightpulp
07-31-2017, 12:07 PM
Not at all, he was a retired after their the 1st fight because he never fought again.

Answer, did he pass the physical to claim he was active to fight? Yes or no.

P.S. Just for your information I know about this news, if he runs out of money, he will try to come back, but take that with a pinch of salt.

It doesn't matter. He said those words as the ACTIVE heavyweight champion of the world, height of his prime, and right before he went to TRAINING CAMP.

And he is currently an ACTIVE boxer since he's training for a looming bout with Joshua.

/debate

And yes, this is stupidest debate I've ever had (I can't help myself sometimes). Arguing with someone who desperately wants to prove some words were said by a "retired" boxer because, well, I don't fuckin know. You tell me. My guess is you don't want your precious boxing to have fatass non-athletic champions or something.

webshad
07-31-2017, 12:08 PM
Webshad logic:

"Steph Curry is currently playing golf and not NBA basketball, therefore he isn't an active NBA player."

You can't make this kind of stupidity up.

Yes if Steph Curry doesn't ever play a game of basketball again, then he is inactive/retired NBA player.

Tyson Fury never fought again, get it, moron. Not too difficult to understand.

webshad
07-31-2017, 12:10 PM
It doesn't matter. He said those words as the ACTIVE heavyweight champion of the world, height of his prime, and right before he went to TRAINING CAMP.

And he is currently an ACTIVE boxer since he's training for a looming bout with Joshua.

/debate

And yes, this is stupidest debate I've ever had (I can't help myself sometimes). Arguing with someone who desperately wants to prove some words were said by a "retired" boxer because, well, I don't fuckin know. You tell me. My guess is you don't want your precious boxing to have fatass non-athletic champions or something.

Wrong. He is retired currently, that's the latest news. That's why he told you to go suck a dick, remember, sure you do. :lmao

If he runs out of money, he will start talking and irritating someone for a fight.