Happy Birthday Mr. Obama

[RandomGuy]

"I don't know a single person, Republican or Democrat, who hasn't been wildly depressed about the news this year. It's not hard to see why. President Trump is under investigation for ties to Russia, the Department of Justice is stripping away civil rights, Twitter is still the angriest place in the world. I'd worry about Americans who looked around and had the dog in a fiery room response: "This is fine."

But one person who seems to be enjoying his time right now is Barack Obama. And I'm here to say, good. Nobody deserves it more than the man who was on the receiving end of nonstop racism and bigotry, and still found a way to be one of the best presidents we've ever seen. And with each passing day of the Trump administration, President Obama's tenure seems even more impressive. So today, on Barack Obama's 56th birthday, let's celebrate the one guy who has earned the right to just relax and be happy right now."


http://www.gq.com/story/barack-obama-birthday-2017

http://media.gq.com/photos/59838e460c3db01f4d7dea1a/3:2/w_800/2017-08_ObamaBirthday_3x2.jpg

[Thread]

Zero could not convince Hillary to get off her duff and secure his 3rd/4th terms. Now he has to sit a stone's throw away from his old House with Oswald's mail order arm + a modern scope to keep an eye on the one who mopped the fuckin' floor with her fuckin' ass.

Happy Birthday, Zero.

[DarrinS]

:cry the feels :cry

[AaronY]

This is all lies he's secretly seething and plotting we all know this

[ducks]

hope it wife paddles his bottom for his birthday spanking

[Thread]

This is all lies he's secretly seething and plotting we all know this

Absolutely. But, (they) can shield him so we're not privy to that Zero.

Make no mistake:::He mopped the fuckin' floor with her fuckin' ass.

Neither her not Zero are goin' back in there.

Trump President. Not Clinton.

[Thread]

hope it wife paddles his bottom for his birthday spanking

Then straps it on & grants him a proper rogering.

[DMC]

Then straps it on & grants him a proper rogering.

Ralph Cifaretto style.

[AaronY]

Absolutely. But, (they) can shield him so we're not privy to that Zero.

Make no mistake:::He mopped the fuckin' floor with her fuckin' ass.

Neither her not Zero are goin' back in there.

Trump President. Not Clinton.
I was being sarcastic. That's what you wish not whats actually happening

[Thread]

I was being sarcastic. That's what you wish not whats actually happening

Obviously, I wasn't. (They'd) never in a million years let Zero be seen in any light that isn't awe inspiring. HE can never have a bad moment. No-fuckin'-way.

[AaronY]

Maybe he's just an upbeat guy. Not everyone's a miserable kunt

[Thread]

Maybe he's just an upbeat guy. Not everyone's a miserable kunt

Never having to carry nary end of the log will make ya that-a-way.

[AaronY]

so you're not a fan is the cliffs notes summary here

[SnakeBoy]

I hope he's feeling better

https://ukdlrqco1d-flywheel.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/2016-11-10T214343Z_1_LYNXMPECA91DL_RTROPTP_4_USA-ELECTION-OBAMA-TRUMP.jpg

I never realized that O's hands were so tiny.

[ElNono]

I remember some peeps calling him the worst president since Nixon... boy, they were up for a surprise... :lol

[Reck]

I hope he's feeling better

https://ukdlrqco1d-flywheel.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/2016-11-10T214343Z_1_LYNXMPECA91DL_RTROPTP_4_USA-ELECTION-OBAMA-TRUMP.jpg

I never realized that O's hands were so tiny.

When your photoshop skills are at level 1. :lol

[DarrinS]

When your photoshop skills are at level 1. :lol

You really think that's photoshopped?

[Thread]

I hope he's feeling better

https://ukdlrqco1d-flywheel.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/2016-11-10T214343Z_1_LYNXMPECA91DL_RTROPTP_4_USA-ELECTION-OBAMA-TRUMP.jpg

I never realized that O's hands were so tiny.

I still remember Media asking Trump is he was aware that Zero was talking out of school about him...

- "No, no way, Melania and I were just over there and they treated us so well."

tee, hee.

[Reck]

You really think that's photoshopped?

Trump's fingers look extra enlarge. I'm just saying.

[SnakeBoy]

Trump's fingers look extra enlarge. I'm just saying.

All of his appendages were enlarged as Obama handed the White House over to him.

[DarrinS]

Trump's fingers look extra enlarge. I'm just saying.

I guess you should watch the video.

[DarrinS]

The whole Trump hand thing always seemed so childish, tbh.

[boutons_deux]

http://www.celebritiestan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/young-obama-210x300.jpg

[boutons_deux]

http://i.imgur.com/sJWvL.jpg?fb

[spurraider21]

The whole Trump hand thing always seemed so childish, tbh.
another gem by rubiobot