Guys who lie about height...

[apalisoc_9]

I was just fishing today and some Eminem dude noticed I was wearing Kawhi shirts and started chit chatting. We started talking ball..Told him I love bball but clearly bball doesn' like me. Too short for the actual game i told him.

He told me I wasn't short, and he asked "what are you like 5'10?..I'm 5'9 and got no problems playing"..

I'm like Nigga, I am at least two inches taller than you and I am 5'8..not 5'10.

Dude was probably like 5'5 and wearing three inch boots and was still shorter.

Smdh. As a guy under 5'10, these other smaller dudes really give us shorter dudes a bad name.:bang

[apalisoc_9]

Just embrace the under 5'10 bros..

Seriously a three inch boots in scorching hot summer. Nigga.

Wear some damn flip flops.

[Mitch]

Height is just luck and genetics, I got lucky I suppose since my parents and siblings are all under 6ft. Kinda shitty that height has to be something to be ashamed of tbh, not like you can fix it :lol

Shorter dudes have an easier time going on planes and in the backseat of cars, though :tu

If this guy can enjoy life, then no excuses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vi1q8JPpC0

[apalisoc_9]

Height is just luck and genetics, I got lucky I suppose since my parents and siblings are all under 6ft. Kinda shitty that height has to be something to be ashamed of tbh, not like you can fix it :lol

Shorter dudes have an easier time going on planes and in the backseat of cars, though :tu

If this guy can enjoy life, then no excuses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vi1q8JPpC0

I am ashamed that other shorter dudes are ashamed of their height.

c'mon bro

Make us other shorter dudes look bad.

I sometimes hang out with a few Basketball guys and everyone was at least 6'1...Never noticed a difference in how people treated me.

Women wasn't hard to come by.

Shorter dudes gotta stop wearing those mcdonalds boots to look like 5'8-511 depending on height....It's so obvious with your body frame bro.

That is only ever accpetbale in the winter where everyone else has a couple of inches on them because of winter boots.

[lil'mo]

I was just fishing today and some Eminem dude noticed I was wearing Kawhi shirts and started chit chatting. We started talking ball..Told him I love bball but clearly bball doesn' like me. Too short for the actual game i told him.

He told me I wasn't short, and he asked "what are you like 5'10?..I'm 5'9 and got no problems playing"..

I'm like Nigga, I am at least two inches taller than you and I am 5'8..not 5'10.

Dude was probably like 5'5 and wearing three inch boots and was still shorter.

Smdh. As a guy under 5'10, these other smaller dudes really give us shorter dudes a bad name.:bang

Apalisoc you remind me of whottt. It's not that he was too short or physically incapable of playing basketball, he was just completely unathletic and uncoordinated. Just like you. He knew basketball, though, better than many that played the game for years.

[Avante]

Guys who lie about their height must thnk people are blind.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Guys who lie about their height must thnk people are blind.

what about women who lie about their weight online

[pgardn]

On airplanes or sleeping in a tent outdoors or in a kayak or at a Spurs game give me small, please God.

How nice would it be to fit in comfortably between all these fat people on a plane? You come on and there is an empty seat between two monoliths and you slip comfortably between them... give me that. Then you stab their fat with sharp elbows...

For that matter just being able to curl up in a corner of anywhere.
Microscopic must be nice at times.

[pgardn]

Apalisoc you remind me of whottt. It's not that he was too short or physically incapable of playing basketball, he was just completely unathletic and uncoordinated. Just like you. He knew basketball, though, better than many that played the game for years.

Except apo does not.
Know the game.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

On airplanes or sleeping in a tent outdoors or in a kayak or at a Spurs game give me small, please God.

How nice would it be to fit in comfortably between all these fat people on a plane? You come on and there is an empty seat between two monoliths and you slip comfortably between them... give me that. Then you stab their fat with sharp elbows...

For that matter just being able to curl up in a corner of anywhere.
Microscopic must be nice at times.

you'd pick that seat eh? :lol

[pgardn]

you'd pick that seat eh? :lol

Hell ive seen people do it and cursed.
Cursed To myself of course.

I swear I think people should have their weight taken into account for ticket prices on a plane just like baggage.

"Mr. Tub o Lard you are 5 lbs over your seats capacity."
You pay now or get the F off my plane.
And I'm gonna throw your fat clothes off this plane as well.

Sorry about the loss of civility and composure.

Or Fckn make the fat people all sit on the same row. Let em all sweat fat all over each other to feel the essence of their slovenly nature.

But again, I digress.

[Avante]

what about women who lie about their weight online

Anyone believing anything someone says about themselves online...........why?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Anyone believing anything someone says about themselves online...........why?

For many, online is the only way to get a date.

[140]

Anyone believing anything someone says about themselves online...........why?
Exactly, fatass

[Blake]

Height is just luck and genetics, I got lucky I suppose since my parents and siblings are all under 6ft. Kinda shitty that height has to be something to be ashamed of tbh, not like you can fix it :lol

Shorter dudes have an easier time going on planes and in the backseat of cars, though :tu

If this guy can enjoy life, then no excuses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vi1q8JPpC0

Verne Troyer looks pretty miserable imo

[Blake]

Anyone believing anything someone says about themselves online...........why?


:lol :lol

[bdictjames]

5'10 and bad at basketball? You just need practice and fundamentals bro.

Heck, I'm 5'2-5'3 and I can pretty much hold my own with ball. But, I've been playing competitive for like 14 years, and I'm super used to my height. You just gotta find your niche.

[Mitch]

Verne Troyer looks pretty miserable imo

Happier than some 5'3 guys, dude has the worst kind of dwarfism too.

[Reck]

Being too tall isn't that great either.

You want to be around 6'1 or 6'2 on average. Anything taller than that and you start looking like a circus freakshow.

[cd021]

5'10 and bad at basketball? You just need practice and fundamentals bro.

Heck, I'm 5'2-5'3 and I can pretty much hold my own with ball. But, I've been playing competitive for like 14 years, and I'm super used to my height. You just gotta find your niche.

I'm about 6'3 and consider myself to be a good defender, but shorter guys give me problems. They tend to be quicker and attack the rim instead of settling for jumpers. I have really long arms so I can alter their shots but still.

On the opposite side, I work that ass when I'm in the post (pause):lol

[E20]

I'm around 5'8". 6'3" with shoes.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I'm around 5'8". 6'3" with shoes.

Ladies' heels?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Being too tall isn't that great either.

You want to be around 6'1 or 6'2 on average. Anything taller than that and you start looking like a circus freakshow.

unless you're in the NBA & making millions

[Reck]

unless you're in the NBA & making millions

Even then. Been too tall can actually become a health issue. Your bones can become too brittle or some shit. I remember seeing a program about gigantism. Fucked up desease that can kill you in your 30s or early 40s.

[SpursforSix]

Even then. Been too tall can actually become a health issue. Your bones can become too brittle or some shit. I remember seeing a program about gigantism. Fucked up desease that can kill you in your 30s or early 40s.

Yeah, but there's some kinds of dwarves and midgets that don't live long either.

[Reck]

Yeah, but there's some kinds of dwarves and midgets that don't live long either.

Mini Me has though.

[apalisoc_9]

5'10 and bad at basketball? You just need practice and fundamentals bro.

Heck, I'm 5'2-5'3 and I can pretty much hold my own with ball. But, I've been playing competitive for like 14 years, and I'm super used to my height. You just gotta find your niche.

I'm 5'8..I was just saying the dude said i was 5'10 because he wanted to claim 5'9 and he was clearly significantly shorter. :lol

Makes us short bros look bad.

[SpursforSix]

Mini Me has though.

Yeah...he's on borrowed time. Joe C, Hank the Angry Dwarf, Eric the Actor, Herve Villechaize. That being said, I just discovered a bunch of famous dwarves/midgets who are still alive or lived very long.
I need to rethink my position.

[chunticakes]

I'm 5'8" also. Usually dudes under that have Napoleon syndrome for some reason lol.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Even then. Been too tall can actually become a health issue. Your bones can become too brittle or some shit. I remember seeing a program about gigantism. Fucked up desease that can kill you in your 30s or early 40s.
yeah, being over 6'5" and under 5'0" (for a guy) correlates with shorter longevity. But most tall people don't have "gigantism", yes that kills you in your early 40s because it ruins your heart but it's not all that common actually.

[Avante]

Exactly, fatass



One thing we know about you is that you are a follower not as leader. All you do is leech off everyone else.

[E20]

Ladies' heels?

Pogo sticks built in.

[Buddy Mignon]

Im a perfect 6'2 with a long cock.

[DMC]

Im a perfect 6'2 with a long cock.
Shut the fuck up you gimpy Naruto worshiping dune cricket motherfucker.

[SpursforSix]

yeah, being over 6'5" and under 5'0" (for a guy) correlates with shorter longevity. But most tall people don't have "gigantism", yes that kills you in your early 40s because it ruins your heart but it's not all that common actually.


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[DMX7]

Guys who lie about their height must thnk people are blind.

Someone who lies about anything such as that which is so easily verifiable also comes across as insecure in addition to being a liar.

[lefty20]

5'11 3/4. Friends never let me forget it :bang