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phxspurfan
08-07-2017, 03:29 PM
ready, go.




Isiah Thomas :wakeup


Just back him down in the paint every time and call a carry/walk every time he dribbles.

daledondale
08-07-2017, 03:45 PM
Jeff ayres. I will make one three and then he will not score because he's so ugly that he can't even dunk.

SpursforSix
08-07-2017, 03:49 PM
Probably a lot of them.

But if I had to come up with someone recognizable and had to put money on it, Tony Parker.

tonight...you
08-07-2017, 03:54 PM
Manute Bol.

Darth_Pelican
08-07-2017, 03:58 PM
Harden because there are no free throws in 1:1 games

whitemamba
08-07-2017, 04:01 PM
:lol at beating any NBA player of former NBA player.

tonight...you
08-07-2017, 04:04 PM
:lol at beating any NBA player of former NBA player.
Manute Bol is dead. I like my odds...

TimDunkem
08-07-2017, 04:29 PM
You're going to back down Isaiah Thomas? Not even LMA:lol can back down point guards.

UNT Eagles 2016
08-07-2017, 04:48 PM
Someone tall, fat and slow

lefty
08-07-2017, 05:01 PM
Any today's NBA player

tonight...you
08-07-2017, 05:03 PM
You're going to back down Isaiah Thomas? Not even LMA:lol can back down point guards.
Ha ha ha! Damn...

dfens
08-07-2017, 05:08 PM
ready, go.




Isiah Thomas :wakeup


Just back him down in the paint every time and call a carry/walk every time he dribbles.

I know this is a troll thread but tbh that little thomas nigga is strong and quick as hell. I mean he gets his points attacking the rim against NBA sized centers and power forwards, taking the bumps, the hits, the collisions. He probably lifts a lot too, he definitely has excellent upper body strength to finish with that much contact in the paint at his size.... so backing him down :lmao. Seriously he'd make you question physics tbh .. that bad of a beatdown :lol



Any today's NBA player
shisha that good huh? :lmao

I. Hustle
08-07-2017, 05:29 PM
Len Bias

Mitch
08-07-2017, 05:37 PM
Kawhi Leonard, I'll just ask him a math problem and the retard will curl up into a ball crying.

tonight...you
08-07-2017, 05:37 PM
Len Bias
Ah yeah, I'd stomp that decayed ass too! Good call.

tonight...you
08-07-2017, 05:38 PM
Kawhi Leonard, I'll just ask him a math problem and the retard will curl up into a ball crying.
He ain't good at maths, huh? You can count his money for him, unemployed motherfucker.

Mitch
08-07-2017, 06:08 PM
He ain't good at maths, huh? You can count his money for him, unemployed motherfucker.

You can slurp up his jizz before you go back upstairs, gnsf :lol

tonight...you
08-07-2017, 06:24 PM
You can slurp up his jizz before you go back upstairs, gnsf :lol
Hurt ya, huh? It's cool... Spend safe!

whitemamba
08-07-2017, 06:37 PM
Manute Bol is dead. I like my odds...
Lol

DMC
08-07-2017, 06:39 PM
Kawhi Leonard, I'll just ask him a math problem and the retard will curl up into a ball crying.

Unless it's "how many playoffs have the Lakers entered in the past 4 years?"

KL "uh.... none?"

Mitch
08-07-2017, 08:09 PM
Unless it's "how many playoffs have the Lakers entered in the past 4 years?"

KL "uh.... none?"

KL "..."

Dude's brain would stop.

DMC
08-07-2017, 09:43 PM
KL "..."

Dude's brain would stop.

He'd scratch it and move his tongue to get it restarted.