Media's Participation Trophy Coach Rankings

[Spurtacular]

They couldn't hurt anyone's feelings and list someone at 32 of 32. So, they had a five way tie for 28th.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/ranking-the-nfl-coaches-32-1/ss-AApCPOI?ocid=spartanntp#image=3

[spurraider21]

^snowflake triggered by random list on the internet

[monosylab1k]

:lmao the bottom five are all first year coaches, there is literally no body of work to judge them by, you dumbass.

[Spurtacular]

^snowflake triggered by random list on the internet

You can do better than that, dude.

#SaveChumpDumper

[Spurtacular]

:lmao the bottom five are all first year coaches, there is literally no body of work to judge them by, you dumbass.

You can't be that fucking retarded. Of course there's shit to judge them on.

[Spurtacular]

Here's another participation trophy list that just came out.

https://theundefeated.com/features/50-greatest-black-athletes/

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[monosylab1k]

You can't be that fucking retarded. Of course there's shit to judge them on.

How?

[Spurtacular]

How?

Brah, you tell me. Use your little troll brain and tell me. See if you even can, retard.

[monosylab1k]

Brah, you tell me. Use your little troll brain and tell me. See if you even can, retard.

So you can't. Your capitulation is duly noted. Faggot.

[Spurtacular]

So you can't. Your capitulation is duly noted. Faggot.

Actually, the point is that you can't and that you got caught being a needle dick troll.

And speaking of capitulation, are you saying you can't figure it out, then? Is my retard assessment thusly spot on?

[monosylab1k]

Actually, the point is that you can't and that you got caught being a needle dick troll.

And speaking of capitulation, are you saying you can't figure it out, then? Is my retard assessment thusly spot on?

You're the retarded cunt sponge saying that five guys with 0-0 coaching records being ranked equally at the bottom is somehow a "participation trophy", so you figure it out. Your capitulation is still duly noted.

[Spurtacular]

You're the retarded cunt sponge saying that five guys with 0-0 coaching records being ranked equally at the bottom is somehow a "participation trophy", so you figure it out. Your capitulation is still duly noted.

So, the coaches have no other coaching experience?

Brah, you hung this L on yourself....

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLGaDFcWUAEGYtJ.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

What a terrible list. Jim Caldwell, Jack Ass Rio, Bill O'Brien, Marvin Lewis, Bruce Arians, Mike McCarthy, Sean Payton and Andy Reid are all overrated. Mike Zimmer, Adam Gase, Dirk Koetter, Hue Jackson and Doug Pederson are underrated.

[monosylab1k]

So, the coaches have no other coaching experience?

Brah, you hung this L on yourself....

https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/e/ed/Jimmy_Season_5.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101111064803

Your capitulation is duly noted.

[Spurtacular]

You lost, brah. Get over it. Try not being a gimp troll next time.

[Spurtacular]

What a terrible list. Jim Caldwell, Jack Ass Rio, Bill O'Brien, Marvin Lewis, Bruce Arians, Mike McCarthy, Sean Payton and Andy Reid are all overrated. Mike Zimmer, Adam Gase, Dirk Koetter, Hue Jackson and Doug Pederson are underrated.

I didn't even look at it other than to see that there was a five way tie for 28th. I don't read these cucks' spew!

[Spurtacular]

Five NFL coaches have zero experience, so you're a stupid head.

:lmao Fucking retard. Do us all a favor and crawl back into your mom's vag and don't come back out. I respect a good troll (#SaveChumpDumper). You're a gimp troll who just got squashed, son.

[Spurtacular]

^^^
spurraider21

That's how it's done, son.

#SaveChumpDumper

[monosylab1k]

:lmao Fucking retard. Do us all a favor and crawl back into your mom's vag and don't come back out. I respect a good troll (#SaveChumpDumper). You're a gimp troll who just got squashed, son.

You seem pretty desperate for this one. But your capitulation was duly noted long ago.

[Spurtacular]

You seem pretty desperate for this one. But your capitulation was duly noted long ago.

Nothing sadder than a loser who can't accept he lost. :lmao

[monosylab1k]

Nothing sadder than a loser who can't accept he lost. :lmao

http://www.troll.me/images/creepy-willy-wonka/creepy-willy-wonka.jpg

[Mark Celibate]

:lol

how exactly is mono wrong? How do you rank guys who have not even been a head coach for a single game yet?

looks like somebody got caught with their pants down and is resulting to PMSing all over the place

[unleashbaynes]

Man, four posts in a row. This guy is a badass. Watch out, Mono!

[Quadzilla99]

Nothing sadder than a loser who can't accept he lost. :lmao
God, you are fucking stupid.

[Spurtacular]

God, you are fucking stupid.

Don't even know you, girl. Don't be slurpin' on my jock strap.

[Spurtacular]

:lol

how exactly is mono wrong? How do you rank guys who have not even been a head coach for a single game yet?

looks like somebody got caught with their pants down and is resulting to PMSing all over the place

Yea, these guys just walked into their local NFL stadium and put in an application to be head coach.

[Spurtacular]

I don't care if it's seven on one. If the seven are fucking idiots, I'll be the one; fucking tools.

[AaronY]

You're definitely dominating this thread Spurtacular don't let nobody tell you different

[monosylab1k]

I don't care if it's seven on one. If the seven are fucking idiots, I'll be the one; fucking tools.

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[AaronY]

Here's another participation trophy list that just came out.

https://theundefeated.com/features/50-greatest-black-athletes/

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2017%2F0807%2Fr241205_1296x518_5% 2D2.jpg&w=1600&h=640&scale=crop&cquality=40&location=origin
Oh boy, I didn't see this either. look at the names on this list:

Michael Jordan: yeah he clearly couldnt compete in the NBA so they gave him a participation trophy

Muhammad Ali: just couldn't compete in that fast paced world of the boxing

Walter Payton: tried his best but was merely participation trophy material in the NFL imo

[Spurtacular]

I can post pictures with words on them and stuff.

You're a lightweight, dude. Handed you your ass for fun the first time; ain't planning on making a chore out of it though.

[Spurtacular]

Oh boy, I didn't see this either. look at the names on this list:

Michael Jordan: yeah he clearly couldnt compete in the NBA so they gave him a participation trophy

Muhammad Ali: just couldn't compete in that fast paced world of the boxing

Walter Payton: tried his best but was merely participation trophy material in the NFL imo

You see the dude in the middle? He's not top fifty; not even close. Or did you really think it was about calling everyone on the list?

#FuckingMoron

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[Spurtacular]

^^^

:lmao They had to put a bow in his hair so that you'd know it's a "woman".

[Mark Celibate]

:corn:

[monosylab1k]

You're a lightweight, dude. Handed you your ass for fun the first time; ain't planning on making a chore out of it though.

:lmao look at this fuckin guy following me around like a goddamn stray dog.

Who's a good boy? Are you a good boy? Yes you are! You ready to do a trick? Heel! Good boy!

[Spurtacular]

^^
Are you trying, or do you just suck that much?

[Spurtacular]

You're definitely dominating this thread Spurtacular

[monosylab1k]

http://www.troll.me/images/creepy-willy-wonka/creepy-willy-wonka.jpg

[Quadzilla99]

OP clearly has no clue what a participation trophy is

[Kyle Orton]

:rollin have you printed aarony's post yet and hung it on your wall?

[Spurtacular]

Have you printed aarony's post yet and hung it on your wall?

That it's on his wall is sufficient.

[AaronY]

Good thing they ain't giving out awards or trophies for this thread I said! Cuz I know one guy who probably wouldn't like the particular kind of trophy he gets!

[Mark Celibate]

:rollin have you printed aarony's post yet and hung it on your wall?

tbh an AaronY post is generally the kiss of death. Considering he's the most passive aggressive poster on the site who only comes in after everyone has dogpiled on you, it's usually not a good sign when you see him around imho

[AaronY]

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[Spurtacular]

:lol

how exactly is mono wrong? How do you rank guys who have not even been a head coach for a single game yet?

looks like somebody got caught with their pants down and is resulting to PMSing all over the place

The coaches have resumes, strengths, weaknesses, regardless of whether they're rookie head coaches or not. It takes a special kind of moron to not get that. It takes an even more special moron to trump this up after getting hung with an L (I'm not referring to you).

[AaronY]

The coaches have resumes, strengths, weaknesses, regardless of whether they're rookie head coaches or not. It takes a special kind of moron to not get that. It takes an even more special moron to trump this up after getting hung with an L (I'm not referring to you).
So their participation trophy was being put at the bottom of the list and they should have that removed? So they should be taken off the list even though it's a list of head coaches and they were active head coaches at the time. Which means removing them from the list. Does that about sum it up?

[Quadzilla99]

The coaches have resumes, strengths, weaknesses, regardless of whether they're rookie head coaches or not.
Now you're just arguing that guy that made the list was lazy and should have put more effort into it.

[Spurtacular]

So their participation trophy was being put at the bottom of the list and they should have that removed? So they should be taken off the list even though it's a list of head coaches and they were active head coaches at the time. Which means removing them from the list. Does that about sum it up?

You're clearly putting words into my mouth. For instance, show me where I talked about coaches not being included on the list. Try to follow along instead of making up fallacious arguments.

[Spurtacular]

Now you're just arguing that guy that made the list was lazy and should have put more effort into it.

I never argued that he was lazy (causation). I said that he was too afraid to put someone last and handed out participation trophies. Geez, you guys can't follow arguments for shit.

[monosylab1k]

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