Mom, 26, cut in half when elevator reportedly malfunctions in freak accident

[ducks]

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/08/21/mom-26-cut-in-half-when-elevator-reportedly-malfunctions-in-freak-accident.html

[Spurminator]

if president hillary than elevators cuts in to quarters
USA USA USA

[Splits]

At least it was an accident. Not like that lawyer that was murdered by the alt-right in Charlottesville.

[Chinook]

Fucking Trump.

[Splits]

hil

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[Thread]

Same exact thing happened in "The Omen II." It was a man though & he was black no less.

He was like a doctor and he delivering proof that Damien's blood was weird, that it was animal blood!

[Pavlov]

Make jokes all you want, but this shit never happened when Franco was in charge.

[Splits]

Tru

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