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apalisoc_9
09-10-2017, 03:14 PM
Think about it, whats the possibility of murder in these situations. What is stopping anyone from drowning someone they hate. Surely no one is going to suspect anything in hurricanes?

Do Banks empty their vaults in hurricanes? How about somehow finding a way to flood the banks, destroy the power and steal money. If the eye of the hurricane hits the bank, i mean..there is potential here.

baseline bum
09-10-2017, 05:34 PM
Can't be murdering motherfuckers when there's free shit to loot in the storm.

apalisoc_9
09-10-2017, 05:53 PM
Can't be murdering motherfuckers when there's free shit to loot in the storm.

For guys without money problems.

Say Blake forgives his wife outwardly but really has a plan. Wait for a hurricane, convince the wife to move to said place..maybe use a get a way as a cover.

Blake arrives in florida, city os drowning..procced to drown cheating wife. Call for help and say his wife drowned.

no one would suspect him. Just blame it on Jose.

pgardn
09-10-2017, 06:02 PM
For guys without money problems.

Say Blake forgives his wife outwardly but really has a plan. Wait for a hurricane, convince the wife to move to said place..maybe use a get a way as a cover.

Blake arrives in florida, city os drowning..procced to drown cheating wife. Call for help and say his wife drowned.

no one would suspect him. Just blame it on Jose.

Then Blake AND his wife drown.
Autopsies are performed and they will find his wife died in a very different manner by the way her lungs filled up than Blake did. And then the kids have a dead mom who was murdered by her husband who then drowned by himself without any help.

Perfect.

Could only be imagined by a balding Philipino Canadian who tunnels in his yard come winter.

Silver&Black
09-10-2017, 06:39 PM
You could probably rape your aunt during the Hurricane.

SpursforSix
09-10-2017, 07:54 PM
You could probably rape your aunt during the Hurricane.

Damn. Lol

DJR210
09-10-2017, 08:24 PM
There's a story going around right now about a woman who "disappeared" during Harvey, but now her Husband has been arrested and charged for her murder..

DJR210
09-10-2017, 08:28 PM
You could probably rape your aunt during the Hurricane.

:lol go steal some DIY hair plugs

IronMexican
09-11-2017, 12:00 PM
Carcosa tbh

Reck
09-11-2017, 04:24 PM
You could probably rape your aunt during the Hurricane.

The savagery.

:lol apoc

140
09-11-2017, 05:17 PM
Carcosa tbh
YOU KNOW CAHCOSA?

UNT Eagles 2016
09-11-2017, 07:02 PM
OP is a budding terrorist with terroristic ideas... anyone else get this vibe?

BD24
09-12-2017, 01:01 PM
You could probably rape your aunt during the Hurricane.
:lol

Blake
09-13-2017, 11:19 AM
MIAMI (Reuters) - Miami area police arrested more than 50 suspected looters during Hurricane Irma, including 26 people who were accused of breaking into a single Wal-Mart..

Dumbasses should have robbed a bank instead, amirite op

Mitch
09-13-2017, 12:01 PM
The looter crews are doing well, except for a few in Florida :lol