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Reck
09-12-2017, 01:27 AM
Liking porn on twitter.

907475189214130181

Isn't that nice from the good fake Christian?

Axl Rose
09-12-2017, 01:32 AM
Lying ted

Spurtacular
09-12-2017, 01:38 AM
Lyin' ted

FIFY

....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3gZ68x2cw4

TimDunkem
09-12-2017, 01:46 AM
https://i.imgur.com/RnoBj7H.png:lmao

ElNono
09-12-2017, 02:15 AM
:cry I was hacked :cry coming in 3, 2, 1...

UNT Eagles 2016
09-12-2017, 06:43 AM
Cruz is an idiot, he filibustered healthcare to try to win votes for himself but then destroyed the bill to eliminate the Godawful individual mandate. Cruz is a liar.

pgardn
09-12-2017, 07:04 AM
FIFY

....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3gZ68x2cw4

A liar, calling a liar, a liar.
Shoot straight, yessir.

Spell that...

pgardn
09-12-2017, 07:09 AM
Cruz is an idiot, he filibustered healthcare to try to win votes for himself but then destroyed the bill to eliminate the Godawful individual mandate. Cruz is a liar.

Yeah and that needs to be confirmed if Trump says it.

3 million illegal votes cost me the popular vote...
"Cant let go" Donald exerting moral authority on a Teddy Bear.

Spurtacular
09-12-2017, 07:42 AM
A liar, calling a liar, a liar.
Shoot straight, yessir.

Spell that...

Tissue?

UNT Eagles 2016
09-12-2017, 07:46 AM
Tissue?

or Tampon

Spurtacular
09-12-2017, 07:53 AM
or Tampon

Maybe some bonbons, too.

djohn2oo8
09-12-2017, 08:52 AM
907581477373739009

:lmao

Spurminator
09-12-2017, 10:12 AM
Twitter is generally a cesspool but on nights like last night it's the greatest website in history.

hater
09-12-2017, 10:55 AM
Twitter is generally a cesspool but on nights like last night it's the greatest website in history.

Twitter is just an accurate projection of our own society

Is our society a cesspool?

Blake
09-12-2017, 11:27 AM
Twitter is just an accurate projection of our own society

Is our society a cesspool?

How are you coming to the conclusion that twitter is an accurate projection of society

Axl Rose
09-12-2017, 11:38 AM
How are you coming to the conclusion that twitter is an accurate projection of society
No way anyone is this stupid

Blake
09-12-2017, 11:59 AM
No way anyone is this stupid

You think it's accurate too?

Spurminator
09-12-2017, 12:40 PM
Twitter is just an accurate projection of our own society

Is our society a cesspool?

Are you offended by my calling Twitter a cesspool?

I'm sorry.

hater
09-12-2017, 01:00 PM
Are you offended by my calling Twitter a cesspool?

I'm sorry.

No are you offended by my calling our society a cesspool?

hater
09-12-2017, 01:02 PM
How are you coming to the conclusion that twitter is an accurate projection of society

Sems pretty accurate to me

How is it not accurate?

Spurminator
09-12-2017, 01:04 PM
No are you offended by my calling our society a cesspool?

Not at all. Seems kind of out of left field, but you do you, buddy.

Blake
09-12-2017, 01:25 PM
Sems pretty accurate to me

How is it not accurate?

Dunno. It's your statement of fact. Don't ask me to disprove your statement.

cd021
09-12-2017, 01:57 PM
Who the hell likes Reality Kings? My opinion couldn't be lower for this clown :lol

Pavlov
09-12-2017, 02:14 PM
Kinda funny but just a little distraction. Doubt most members of Congress handle their own twitter exclusively. All kinds of plausible denial.

RandomGuy
09-12-2017, 03:57 PM
Kinda funny but just a little distraction. Doubt most members of Congress handle their own twitter exclusively. All kinds of plausible denial.

"handle their own twitter"

Is that what the kids are calling these days?

"Scuse me I am going to head to the bathroom to handle my own twitter..."

hater
09-12-2017, 04:24 PM
Not at all. Seems kind of out of left field, but you do you, buddy.

Good in mine and many experts opinions twitter is a microcosm of our society

hater
09-12-2017, 04:25 PM
Dunno. It's your statement of fact. Don't ask me to disprove your statement.

Its called an opinion

I respectfully respect yours

But I dont see it at all. Twitter = our society

Blake
09-12-2017, 04:36 PM
Its called an opinion

I respectfully respect yours

But I dont see it at all. Twitter = our society

You stated it as fact to lead into your question.

I don't really care about your opinion you pulled out of your ass. I just wanted to see where you got your fact from.

Spurminator
09-12-2017, 04:36 PM
Good in mine and many experts opinions twitter is a microcosm of our society

That's so deep, man.

Blake
09-12-2017, 04:36 PM
Good in mine and many experts opinions twitter is a microcosm of our society

Cool, what experts?

hater
09-12-2017, 04:37 PM
That's so deep, man.

Thanks brotha :tu

spurraider21
09-12-2017, 04:53 PM
Cool, what experts?
Top men

boutons_deux
09-12-2017, 04:56 PM
Porn Industry Irrevocably Damaged by Association with Ted Cruz

WASHINGTON — The pornography industry has likely suffered permanent damage as a result of its unfortunate association with the Texas senator Ted Cruz, industry sources said on Tuesday.

Porn, which takes in annual profits of fifteen billion dollars, could see those revenues decimated if, as

some industry experts fear, users begin to have intrusive thoughts involving Senator Cruz.
“For porn producers, this is a crisis with no simple solution,”

Harland Dorrinson, an industry insider, said.

“If you warn viewers not to think about Ted Cruz, there’s a real danger that that’s all they’ll think about.”

In the hours since porn first became associated with the Texas senator,

traffic to porn sites has plummeted in what industry sources are ruefully calling “the Cruz effect.”

“I’ve enjoyed porn for years and never dreamed that anything could ruin the experience for me,”

Davis Logsdon, a porn user from Minnesota, said.

“Thanks a lot, Ted Cruz.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/porn-industry-irrevocably-damaged-by-association-with-ted-cruz (https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/porn-industry-irrevocably-damaged-by-association-with-ted-cruz)

boutons_deux
09-12-2017, 05:15 PM
The Porn Ted Cruz ‘Liked’ Was Just Identified, And The Actress Just Responded In Epic Fashion

http://occupydemocrats.com/wp-content/uploads/CoryChase.jpg

The Cruz team has called the incident a “staffing incident” (http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/09/12/ted-cruz-just-broke-silence-porn-scandal/) and has not confirmed that Cruz himself was the person watching the porn.

Now, the pornographic clip has been identified by HuffPost (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cory-chase-ted-cruz-porn_us_59b7fc1ee4b027c149e2bd37) as a segment of Moms Bang Teens 20. Whether Cruz was a fan of the previous 19 films is still unclear.

Cory Chase, the adult actress starring in the film, responded to the scandal.

“I didn’t like that he watched it for free. He pirated that video. He should have paid Reality Kings for a subscription,

She went on to speculate that

Cruz may have been drawn to the conservative outfit she wore in the film.

The clip centers around a stepmother, stepdaughter, and the stepdaughter’s boyfriend and a sexual encounter between all three of them.

http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/09/12/porn-ted-cruz-liked-just-identified-actress-just-responded-epic-fashion/

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Krazy Kruz's pastor papa, the one who shot JFK:
Ted Cruz’s Dad: My Son Ran for President After God Sent His Wife a Sign
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/02/rafael-cruz-ted-cruz-campaign-god-sign/


What does God say to KK's wife about KK watching porn? aka, emotional/sexual infidelity.

Probably the same shit the Christian grifter evangelical pastors say about Trash: "God raises up BAD MEN to do good thangs" :lol

pgardn
09-12-2017, 11:16 PM
Maybe some bonbons, too.

How about honesty?

A little too difficult for the Spurter.

pgardn
09-12-2017, 11:21 PM
Sems pretty accurate to me

How is it not accurate?

Oh...

The Cuba has a great response team for hurricanes guy calling the US a cesspool...

Excellent.
Those driftwood shacks are so middle class... Movin on up.

pgardn
09-12-2017, 11:23 PM
Cool, what experts?

RT news.

The go to for info.

hater
09-12-2017, 11:27 PM
Still dont see a major difference beetween twatter and the real world our society fellas

Unless you guys can point menout some differences, Im siding with the experts on this one

Twatter = our society

We need to own it

pgardn
09-12-2017, 11:41 PM
Still dont see a major difference beetween twatter and the real world our society fellas

Unless you guys can point menout some differences, Im siding with the experts on this one

Twatter = our society

We need to own it

Get the hell out of your house and go talk to someone.

boutons_deux
09-13-2017, 12:07 AM
‘He masturbates to pictures of poor people without healthcare’: Jimmy Kimmel nails Ted Cruz’s porn ‘like’


http://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/he-to-pictures-of-poor-people-without-healthcare-jimmy-kimmel-nails-ted-cruzs-like/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheRawStory+%28The+Raw+Story% 29

Blake
09-13-2017, 02:45 AM
Still dont see a major difference beetween twatter and the real world our society fellas

Unless you guys can point menout some differences, Im siding with the experts on this one

Twatter = our society

We need to own it

Lol experts

hater
09-13-2017, 06:34 AM
Unless you guys can point menout some differences, Im siding with the experts on this one

Twatter = our society

We need to own it

Still no examples 24 hours later

Twatter must be no much diferent than our society...

pgardn
09-13-2017, 06:50 AM
Still no examples 24 hours later

Twatter must be no much diferent than our society...

The very fact people are allowed to express themselves and their little tantrums ya enormous bozo. You are free to make a fool of yourself and you take full advantage of this. And I am free to point out that you are a recluse. Go do some charity work,or go to church, interact with actual people in some manner. Try to actually help someone else instead of whining/hating constantly. You are welcome.

Blake
09-13-2017, 09:11 AM
Still no examples 24 hours later

Twatter must be no much diferent than our society...

Still no names of these experts 26 hours later.

boutons_deux
09-13-2017, 12:30 PM
let’s flash back to the time when Ted Cruz was solicitor general of Texas and

he was feverishly working to ban the sale of sex toys in the Lone Star State.

He seriously tried to make a legal argument that you don't have a right to masturbate for non-medical purposes (https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/04/ted-cruz-texas-sex-toy-ban):

In its brief to the U.S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals, Cruz and his team argued that the plaintiffs challenging the law, a group of online retailers and Austin stores that sold sex toys, were not protected under the 14th Amendment’s right to privacy.

In fact, he continued, banning obscene devices was in the public interest, and the government should be granted “police powers” for the purposes of “discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification, combating the commercial sale of sex, and protecting minors.”

Furthermore, using “obscene devices,” the state argued, was akin to “hiring a willing prostitute or engaging in consensual bigamy.”

Cruz observed that the law itself did not prevent people from using dildos or artificial vaginas in the privacy of their own homes, but unlike Lawrence v. Texas, the landmark Supreme Court case striking down laws prohibiting certain types of consensual sex,

“there is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals

for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or

outside of an interpersonal relationship.”

(It is unclear who penned that exact turn of phrase, but one could easily imagine Ted Cruz saying those words to a black-robed judge.)



Meanwhile, all of Twitter continues to mercilessly mock Cruz and his porn tweet cover-up.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/9/12/1697921/-Master-debater-Ted-Cruz-blames-his-staff-for-porn-tweet?detail=emaildkre1

hater
09-13-2017, 04:33 PM
Still no names of these experts 26 hours later.

Still no examples 32 hours later

Twatter = our society

Blake
09-13-2017, 04:34 PM
Still no examples 32 hours later

Twatter = our society

Still wanting others to disprove your theory.


What a lazy fucker

boutons_deux
09-13-2017, 06:01 PM
The Christian Taliban supremacist/fascist defends his porn "like" :lol

https://www.facebook.com/OccupyDemocrats/videos/1695993403827040/

People ought to be able to do what they want, but they can't buy sex toys, or have contraception, or health care.

hater
09-13-2017, 06:06 PM
Still wanting others to disprove your theory.


What a lazy fucker

Howso?

Anything that can be said about twitter such as it being a cesspool of dumb and mean
Ideas can be said about our society


There is no attribute that can be said about twitter that doesnt apply to our society

Therefore, twitter is a very goood cyber-replica of our society

If you disagree, start now naming examples of things twitter is and our society is not

Blake
09-13-2017, 06:27 PM
Howso?

Anything that can be said about twitter such as it being a cesspool of dumb and mean
Ideas can be said about our society


There is no attribute that can be said about twitter that doesnt apply to our society

Therefore, twitter is a very goood cyber-replica of our society

If you disagree, start now naming examples of things twitter is and our society is not

No, I'm not gonna do your work.

hater
09-13-2017, 07:07 PM
No, I'm not gonna do your work.

Yup u got nothing. As I suspected

Twatter = our society

Blake
09-13-2017, 07:20 PM
Yup u got nothing. As I suspected

Twatter = our society

Yup, you got nothing. As I suspected.

hater
09-13-2017, 07:33 PM
Yup, you got nothing. As I suspected.

As I said. You have nothing...

Blake
09-13-2017, 08:18 PM
Twitter is just an accurate projection of our own society


Nothingness

djohn2oo8
09-13-2017, 09:00 PM
908105117987209218

Spurtacular
09-14-2017, 12:12 AM
:lol So, Bible Thumpin' Cruz allows his staffers to watch porn.

pgardn
09-14-2017, 12:29 AM
As I said. You have nothing...

Powerful stuff coming from the guy who has Chinese warships projecting their power in Syria.

Shits real...