Trump strikes another deal with Pelosi and Schumer over immigration

[djohn2oo8]

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lol

[monosylab1k]

THE ART OF THE DEAL

[clambake]

the art of the kneel.

[Reck]

:lol

[djohn2oo8]

:lol

lol at Trump's base. Still not realizing they got played.

[djohn2oo8]

and lol at no wall

[Spurminator]

Sounds good.

[boutons_deux]

Democratic congressional leaders emerged from a meeting with President Donald Trump Wednesday vowing to pursue an agreement protecting immigrants who were brought illegally into the U.S. as children from deportation.

In a joint statement, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., said they and Trump had

"agreed to enshrine the protections of DACA into law quickly, :lol how that?

and to work out a package of border security, excluding the wall, that's acceptable to both sides."

A source briefed on the meeting confirmed to Fox News that Trump and the leaders agreed to pair the DREAM Act with some measures enhancing border security.

The source said that those measures do not include Trump's long-promised wall across the U.S.-Mexico border.

However, White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders issued a tweet denying that the border wall was off the table. :lol same page! :lol

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/09/13/schumer-pelosi-say-have-deal-with-trump-to-protect-dreamers.html

who's gonna write and pass the "law"?

Trash already said DACA was Obama unConstitutional overreach (maybe he was lying again?), so the "law" can't come from the Exec.

[Reck]

WH quickly coming out and shushing baby Trump.

He was not supposed to agreed to that. :lol

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Fucking hilarious.

[ducks]

I would wait and see
Lots of people rushing things nothing is done yet.

[ducks]

White House Legislative Affairs Director Marc Short confirmed that the President and Democrats agreed to work to find a legislative fix for DACA, but he called Democrats' claim of a deal that would exclude wall funding "intentionally misleading."

http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/13/politics/chuck-schumer-nancy-pelosi-donald-trump/index.html

[djohn2oo8]

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lol his base all pissed off

[djohn2oo8]

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:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

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:lmao the base turning

[boutons_deux]

Trash sez there is NO DACA deal

[boutons_deux]

then

he sez he's going to unkill DACA

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/trump-says-he-is-very-close-to-reviving-daca-program-he-recently-killed/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheRawStory+%28The+Raw+Story% 29

:lol

[djohn2oo8]

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lol No Wall

[djohn2oo8]

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[djohn2oo8]

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LMAO Darrin TSA Culburn Hater Ducks

[Splits]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJr3EOZXcAAuXPw?format=jpg&name=large



:lmao @cucks :lmao ducks

[boutons_deux]

energetic Trash-fellator Ann Coulter wants Trash impeached. :lol

Fox and Friends said the The Wall was only "symbolic" :lol

[Pavlov]

I would wait and see
Lots of people rushing things nothing is done yet.908276308265795585
ducks, are you close enough to check in on Dale? This might have finished him.

[cd021]

Chuck and Nancy are getting whatever they want now, they know how to play the fucker :lol

[spurraider21]

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ducks, are you close enough to check in on Dale? This might have finished him.
Trump

[spurraider21]

USA USA USA USA

[spurraider21]

Another result of Kelly mopping the fuckin floor with Bannon's fuckin ass

[Pavlov]

Need to start tracking President Pelosi's approval rating.

[spurraider21]

908278070611779585

[spurraider21]

I'll give him plenty of credit if he follows through on supporting DACA but there's still a long road in getting GOP congress to pass it

[boutons_deux]

I'll give him plenty of credit if he follows through on supporting DACA but there's still a long road in getting GOP congress to pass it

he doesn't need Congress to pass it, anymore than Obama needed Congress to pass DACA.

( hint: racist, xenophobe Repug Congress has not passed ANY immigration reform, or even voted on it, since 2001. )

[hater]

Hes already a better dealer than Obama

Passing Clinton ina few weeks and could reach Reagan in a few months

:tu deal

[spurraider21]

I think procedurally it's the right move to have a bill. But having the six month deadline is a pretty shitty way to do it

Obama was never going to get congress to pass DACA. Maybe they'll listen to a Republican

[Pavlov]

Hes already a better dealer than Obama

Passing Clinton ina few weeks and could reach Reagan in a few months

:tu deal:lol that's stupid

[boutons_deux]

Maybe they'll listen to a Republican

Repugs see how the Repug base is reacting to Trash apparently supporting DACA, and they won't touch it.

Remember, the Senate passed an immigration reform bill but the Repug House leadership refused to vote on it.

Immigration and xenophobia are Repug campaign tools only.

[boutons_deux]

In Stunning New Deal with Democrats, Trump Agrees to Be Impeached



https://media.newyorker.com/photos/59bbdfa233d1af301cbe9438/master/w_1626,c_limit/Borowitz-Stunning-New-Deal-Democrats-Trump-Agrees-Impeached.jpg

WASHINGTON — In his most stunning deal yet with Democratic leaders, Donald Trump agreed on Friday to be impeached by the end of 2017.

Emerging from an Oval Office meeting with Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi,

a beaming Trump touted the deal for his imminent removal from office.

“Chuck and Nancy and I got a deal done on impeachment,” Trump said. “It was a good deal and it was a fast deal.”
Trump said that the Democrats had convinced him that

agreeing to be impeached would make him soar in popularity.

“People are going to love me for doing this,” Trump said.

“They’re going to love it on all the channels.”

In a barb aimed at House Speaker Paul Ryan and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, Trump said that the

impeachment agreement was something he “never could have gotten done” with the Republican leadership.

“I went around and around with the Republicans for months on health care,” he said.

“This meeting with Chuck and Nancy took, what, five minutes, and I could get back to watching TV.”

Hoping to capitalize on their momentum, Pelosi and Schumer said that they would meet with Trump next week to discuss the ouster of Vice-President Mike Pence.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/in-stunning-new-deal-with-democrats-trump-agrees-to-be-impeached (https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/in-stunning-new-deal-with-democrats-trump-agrees-to-be-impeached)

[Spurminator]

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908278070611779585

Who took over the POTUS' Twitter? Actually making sense.

[Axl Rose]

In Stunning New Deal with Democrats, Trump Agrees to Be Impeached



https://media.newyorker.com/photos/59bbdfa233d1af301cbe9438/master/w_1626,c_limit/Borowitz-Stunning-New-Deal-Democrats-Trump-Agrees-Impeached.jpg

WASHINGTON — In his most stunning deal yet with Democratic leaders, Donald Trump agreed on Friday to be impeached by the end of 2017.

Emerging from an Oval Office meeting with Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi,

a beaming Trump touted the deal for his imminent removal from office.

“Chuck and Nancy and I got a deal done on impeachment,” Trump said. “It was a good deal and it was a fast deal.”
Trump said that the Democrats had convinced him that

agreeing to be impeached would make him soar in popularity.

“People are going to love me for doing this,” Trump said.

“They’re going to love it on all the channels.”

In a barb aimed at House Speaker Paul Ryan and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, Trump said that the

impeachment agreement was something he “never could have gotten done” with the Republican leadership.

“I went around and around with the Republicans for months on health care,” he said.

“This meeting with Chuck and Nancy took, what, five minutes, and I could get back to watching TV.”

Hoping to capitalize on their momentum, Pelosi and Schumer said that they would meet with Trump next week to discuss the ouster of Vice-President Mike Pence.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/in-stunning-new-deal-with-democrats-trump-agrees-to-be-impeached (https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/in-stunning-new-deal-with-democrats-trump-agrees-to-be-impeached)




I don't see a link, you wrote that piece of shit? Is this how you're spending your retirement years.

[rmt]

I don't see a link, you wrote that piece of shit? Is this how you're spending your retirement years.

It's a joke. Link is in very tiny, almost indistinguishable light green. bou has no sympathy for those of us with not so great vision.

[Axl Rose]

It's a joke. Link is in very tiny, almost indistinguishable light green. bou has no sympathy for those of us with not so great vision.he edited it :lol

[spurraider21]

he edited it :lol
There's no edit noted. The link was always there, he always does the same shit with his stupid borowitz posts. You just missed it. It's OK

[rmt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNL0onY_qH4

I wonder how many DEMANDS are in that demonstration.

And how Pelosi managed to keep that smile pasted on her face as she backed up and her security surrounded her.

[boutons_deux]

suckers, catch some of y'all every time. :lol