She hit my car and left a note

[Fabbs]

Shopping at Trader Joes.
Parked in a spot far away from would-be California Scratchers. Or so it seemed.

As I'm inside women backs into my car.
She left a note. With phone number, a good one. I called and she said "Yes it was me and since your car was parked it is my fault." Texted me her insurance card.

Is that pretty amazing in 2017?

[monosylab1k]

She probably wants that dick.

[Blake]

I saw someone recently back their truck into a parking spot, ending up hitting the car in the space behind.

For kicks I went up and read the note they left.

No lie, it said "when parking your car, you pulled too far up and hit my truck. Please do the right thing and leave your name and insurance under my wiper blades."

Genius move imo

[Axl Rose]

I did the same and the guy couldn't believe it either. I thoight
that was the normal thing to do imo, didn't know hit and run was the going thing these days but apparently so. He felt so bad because I was honest he didn't even want to have me pay for it, he kept trying to find someone to have it done cheaper. Was it a door ding or she actually like hit you hit you?

[apalisoc_9]

I saw someone recently back their truck into a parking spot, ending up hitting the car in the space behind.

For kicks I went up and read the note they left.

No lie, it said "when parking your car, you pulled too far up and hit my truck. Please do the right thing and leave your name and insurance under my wiper blades."

Genius move imo

Except that CCTV would show the space in front of him was free when he parked and the idiot truck actually hit his vehicle.

[Blake]

Except that CCTV would show the space in front of him was free when he parked and the idiot truck actually hit his vehicle.

Assuming car owner thinks to do that. They might freak and do what he asks. They might just leave thinking they're getting away.

[apalisoc_9]

Assuming car owner thinks to do that. They might freak and do what he asks. They might just leave thinking they're getting away.

Yeah, but car owner would have to be a dumbass to not realize he parked infront of an open space...Usually when you hit a vehicle, you remember.

It's honestly a riskly move from the truck driver..really risky move. Not Genuis.

Sounds clever but not really.

[SpursforSix]

I saw someone recently back their truck into a parking spot, ending up hitting the car in the space behind.

For kicks I went up and read the note they left.

No lie, it said "when parking your car, you pulled too far up and hit my truck. Please do the right thing and leave your name and insurance under my wiper blades."

Genius move imo

You should have thrown the note away and written a new one stating that you witnessed the whole thing.

[SpursforSix]

I saw someone recently back their truck into a parking spot, ending up hitting the car in the space behind.

For kicks I went up and read the note they left.

No lie, it said "when parking your car, you pulled too far up and hit my truck. Please do the right thing and leave your name and insurance under my wiper blades."

Genius move imo

Or write a note saying, "I know where you live".

[Blake]

You should have thrown the note away and written a new one stating that you witnessed the whole thing.

Neh if there's nobody physically hurt I'm good with not getting involved

[Blake]

Yeah, but car owner would have to be a dumbass to not realize he parked infront of an open space...Usually when you hit a vehicle, you remember.

It's honestly a riskly move from the truck driver..really risky move. Not Genuis.

Sounds clever but not really.

Neh, I think the risk was minimal that could end up paying him instead.

What's the worst case for truck driver?

[SpursforSix]

Neh if there's nobody physically hurt I'm good with not getting involved

Yeah...but maybe the victim didn't have insurance and they ended up losing their car and babies because they couldn't pay.

[Chinook]

You should have made up some stuff about finding out where she lived by triangulating her note or something. I hear showing women how easy it is to stalk them gets a ton of action.

[BD24]

She probably wants that dick.
Said no woman ever about Fabbs

[Fabbs]

I did the same and the guy couldn't believe it either. I thoight
that was the normal thing to do imo, didn't know hit and run was the going thing these days but apparently so. He felt so bad because I was honest he didn't even want to have me pay for it, he kept trying to find someone to have it done cheaper. Was it a door ding or she actually like hit you hit you?
Minor, but at the same time $860 bucks worth so....

[pgardn]

Minor, but at the same time $860 bucks worth so....


Thats a helluva a bunch of cat litter and socks.
Its gonna be a great winter for you, forget the ding.

[Chucho]

Said no woman ever about Fabbs

Except Orton's old lady.

[BD24]

Except Orton's old lady.
Wait what:lol

[Chucho]

Wait what:lol

Apparently that chud made friends with Orton in real life, he was bagging on Orton in real life to strangers here on the forums and then almost bagged Orton's old lady, but of course, Fabbs was flaccid and then Orton had an epic meltdown recently about it and said he wasn't going to post here again, but has. But, I'm not sure if Orton isn't Fabbs, tbh.

[Will Hunting]

Apparently that chud made friends with Orton in real life, he was bagging on Orton in real life to strangers here on the forums and then almost bagged Orton's old lady, but of course, Fabbs was flaccid and then Orton had an epic meltdown recently about it and said he wasn't going to post here again, but has. But, I'm not sure if Orton isn't Fabbs, tbh.
:lol That was a copy paste meltdown from something that had nothing to do with either poster (the real story is 100x more hilarious too).

[Chucho]

:lol That was a copy paste meltdown from something that had nothing to do with either poster (the real story is 100x more hilarious too).

Do tell.

[Will Hunting]

Do tell.
Several years ago a long time poster on this site killed himself (literally committed suicide). He had some real life friends on this site who blamed another poster who always talked shit to the guy for it (yes, you're reading that right, they were blaming internet shit talk for someone's actual suicide). One of the guys friends sent that as a private message.

Being 100% serious btw.

[Chucho]

Several years ago a long time poster on this site killed himself (literally committed suicide). He had some real life friends on this site who blamed another poster who always talked shit to the guy for it (yes, you're reading that right, they were blaming internet shit talk for someone's actual suicide). One of the guys friends sent that as a private message.

Being 100% serious btw.

Oh wow. I don't feel any kind of sympathy/empathy for people who off themselves, they want out, they get instant gratification, so hopefully dude found what he couldn't find while he was here.

The other dudes...LMAO. People REALLY, REALLY take this place too seriously.

Would the person that offed them self be "Whott"?

[Kyle Orton]

Nothing wrong with a lil h and a wobbly stool I said

[SpursforSix]

Oh wow. I don't feel any kind of sympathy/empathy for people who off themselves, they want out, they get instant gratification, so hopefully dude found what he couldn't find while he was here.

The other dudes...LMAO. People REALLY, REALLY take this place too seriously.

Would the person that offed them self be "Whott"?

Yeah....I get what you're saying but it would suck to wonder if that person was right on the edge and somehow you sent the one message that put him over. Instead of just saying something positive or nothing at all.
Regardless, if someone is suicidal, Spurstalk is probably the worst place to find peace of mind.

[Kyle Orton]

The shitty part about it is that loser’s internet friends/irl friends couldn’t cope with him doing that on his own and tried to pin it on a spurstalk bully :lmao

[SpursforSix]

Nothing wrong with a lil h and a wobbly stool I said

Bend over, I'll give you a wobbly stool.

[Chucho]

Bend over, I'll give you a wobbly stool.

Wouldn't it be more like smushed stool? I know there are variables involved in how smushed, but that is a more applicable word to use in this instance.

[SpursforSix]

Wouldn't it be more like smushed stool? I know there are variables involved in how smushed, but that is a more applicable word to use in this instance.

Right. But he didn't say "smushed stool". I'm not even sure what wobbly stool is. But I doubt anyone would dispute my intentions.

[Chucho]

Right. But he didn't say "smushed stool". I'm not even sure what wobbly stool is. But I doubt anyone would dispute my intentions.

Unwanted sodomy, no? "Rape" if we were to split hairs about it.

[SpursforSix]

Unwanted sodomy, no? "Rape" if we were to split hairs about it.

well then nothing works. It's always under the assumption that the other guy bends over. At that point, it's hardly rape.

[Will Hunting]

Oh wow. I don't feel any kind of sympathy/empathy for people who off themselves, they want out, they get instant gratification, so hopefully dude found what he couldn't find while he was here.

The other dudes...LMAO. People REALLY, REALLY take this place too seriously.

Would the person that offed them self be "Whott"?
Lmao yep, that's the guy.

[Chucho]

Lmao yep, that's the guy.

I lurked a bit around that time, but IIRC, weren't the owners like banning everyone who mentioned him by name in a joking manner?

[Will Hunting]

I lurked a bit around that time, but IIRC, weren't the owners like banning everyone who mentioned him by name in a joking manner?
:lol just saw this now and yes, the guy was a world class retard but he was friends with the owners so they were over sensitive about it.

It was a classic example of someone getting lionized because he died. The people on this site who knew him were saying things like "he had a genius level IQ!" when the guy worked at fucking taco bell :lmao

[Chucho]

:lol just saw this now and yes, the guy was a world class retard but he was friends with the owners so they were over sensitive about it.

It was a classic example of someone getting lionized because he died. The people on this site who knew him were saying things like "he had a genius level IQ!" when the guy worked at fucking taco bell :lmao

LOL.:lmao

[DMC]

Shopping at Trader Joes.
Parked in a spot far away from would-be California Scratchers. Or so it seemed.

As I'm inside women backs into my car.
She left a note. With phone number, a good one. I called and she said "Yes it was me and since your car was parked it is my fault." Texted me her insurance card.

Is that pretty amazing in 2017?
Did you tell her about the kitty litter in the sock trick?

[DMC]

You can randomly put those notes on people's cars, then hide and watch how many times they walk around their car looking for damage. Hope like hell they don't find any.

[Fabbs]

You can randomly put those notes on people's cars, then hide and watch how many times they walk around their car looking for damage. Hope like hell they don't find any.smh get a life.
http://images.ulta.com/is/image/Ulta/2269661?$detail$

[Fabbs]

Did you tell her about the kitty litter in the sock trick?
Yes.
She said she wishes groups of homosexual men meeting in foggy cars to discuss their alts would use the sock n litter too.

[I. Hustle]

well then nothing works. It's always under the assumption that the other guy bends over. At that point, it's hardly rape.

Bend over, I'll give you hardly rape

[I. Hustle]

Yes.
She said she wishes groups of homosexual men meeting in foggy cars to discuss their alts would use the sock n litter too.

Did you invite her out for free pancakes?

[Fabbs]

Did you invite her out for free pancakes?
I will add her to the invite list.

Also, the upcoming meet n greet donuts and coffee for The Laundry Krew.

[Chucho]

Bend over, I'll give you hardly rape

Is it hardly rape by how many times they say no or the lack of resistance/gapingness of the anus?

[SpursforSix]

I will add her to the invite list.

Also, the upcoming meet n greet donuts and coffee for The Laundry Krew.

Bend over, I'll fucking give you donuts and coffee.

[Chucho]

Bend over, I'll fucking give you donuts and coffee.

You're giving him the glaze, and he'll leave you chocolate covered.

#buttsexjokes

[SpursforSix]

You're giving him the glaze, and he'll leave you chocolate covered.

#buttsexjokes

I was going to start a new thread but decided I'd just stick this here...

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2017/10/02/090913/85480729/gEzkQpJ.jpg

[Chucho]

I was going to start a new thread but decided I'd just stick this here...

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2017/10/02/090913/85480729/gEzkQpJ.jpg

:lmao

[SpursforSix]

:lmao

Shit...I couldn't refrain