****Week 3 Official Thread, sponsored by Young Hoe Koo's Right Foot of Choke****

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Thursday, September 21



matchup

time (CT)
nat tv
location
tickets


http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/lar.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/lar/los-angeles-rams)
Los Angeles (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/lar/los-angeles-rams)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/sf.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/sf/san-francisco-49ers)
San Francisco (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/sf/san-francisco-49ers)
7:25 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951568)
NFL
Levi's Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/sf), Santa Clara
2,045 tickets available from $13 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/san-francisco-49ers-tickets/49ers-vs-rams-1-2-2291588.html?wsUser=717)




Sunday, September 24



matchup

time (CT)
nat tv
location
tickets


http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/bal.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/bal/baltimore-ravens)
Baltimore (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/bal/baltimore-ravens)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/jax.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/jax/jacksonville-jaguars)
Jacksonville (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/jax/jacksonville-jaguars)
8:30 AM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951579)

Wembley Stadium, London
251 tickets available from $40 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/nfl-international-series-tickets/nfl-international-series-9-24-2229539.html?wsUser=717)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/den.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/den/denver-broncos)
Denver (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/den/denver-broncos)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/buf.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/buf/buffalo-bills)
Buffalo (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/buf/buffalo-bills)
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951583)
CBS
New Era Field (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/buf), Buffalo
2,463 tickets available from $51 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/buffalo-bills-tickets/bills-vs-broncos-1-4-2291698.html?wsUser=717)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/pit.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/pit/pittsburgh-steelers)
Pittsburgh (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/pit/pittsburgh-steelers)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/chi.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/chi/chicago-bears)
Chicago (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/chi/chicago-bears)
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951590)
CBS
Soldier Field (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/chi), Chicago
985 tickets available from $144 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/chicago-bears-tickets/bears-vs-steelers-1-7-2291685.html?wsUser=717)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/atl.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/atl/atlanta-falcons)
Atlanta (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/atl/atlanta-falcons)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/det.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/det/detroit-lions)
Detroit (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/det/detroit-lions)
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951594)
FOX
Ford Field (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/det), Detroit
2,709 tickets available from $43 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/detroit-lions-tickets/lions-vs-falcons-1-4-2291654.html?wsUser=717)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/cle.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/cle/cleveland-browns)
Cleveland (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/cle/cleveland-browns)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/ind.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/ind/indianapolis-colts)
Indianapolis (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/ind/indianapolis-colts)
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951599)
CBS
Lucas Oil Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/ind), Indianapolis
3,017 tickets available from $9 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/indianapolis-colts-tickets/colts-vs-browns-1-4-2291691.html?wsUser=717)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/tb.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/tb/tampa-bay-buccaneers)
Tampa Bay (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/tb/tampa-bay-buccaneers)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/min.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/min/minnesota-vikings)
Minnesota (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/min/minnesota-vikings)
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951604)
FOX
U.S. Bank Stadium, Minneapolis
2,972 tickets available from $37 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/minnesota-vikings-tickets/vikings-vs-buccaneers-1-5-2291747.html?wsUser=717)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/hou.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/hou/houston-texans)
Houston (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/hou/houston-texans)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/ne.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/ne/new-england-patriots)
New England (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/ne/new-england-patriots)
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951607)
CBS
Gillette Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/ne), Foxboro
881 tickets available from $113 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/new-england-patriots-tickets/patriots-vs-texans-1-8-2291538.html?wsUser=717)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/mia.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/mia/miami-dolphins)
Miami (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/mia/miami-dolphins)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/nyj.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyj/new-york-jets)
New York (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyj/new-york-jets)
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951611)
CBS
MetLife Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/nyj), East Rutherford
4,757 tickets available from $33 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/new-york-jets-tickets/jets-vs-dolphins-1-2-2291576.html?wsUser=717)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/nyg.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyg/new-york-giants)
New York (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyg/new-york-giants)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/phi.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/phi/philadelphia-eagles)
Philadelphia (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/phi/philadelphia-eagles)
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951616)
FOX
Lincoln Financial Field (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/phi), Philadelphia
973 tickets available from $135 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/philadelphia-eagles-tickets/eagles-vs-giants-1-2-2291544.html?wsUser=717)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/no.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/no/new-orleans-saints)
New Orleans (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/no/new-orleans-saints)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/car.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/car/carolina-panthers)
Carolina (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/car/carolina-panthers)
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951587)
FOX
Bank of America Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/car), Charlotte
1,404 tickets available from $71 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/carolina-panthers-tickets/panthers-vs-saints-1-2-2291571.html?wsUser=717)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/sea.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/sea/seattle-seahawks)
Seattle (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/sea/seattle-seahawks)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/ten.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/ten/tennessee-titans)
Tennessee (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/ten/tennessee-titans)
3:05 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951623)
FOX
Nissan Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/ten), Nashville
1,154 tickets available from $73 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/tennessee-titans-tickets/titans-vs-seahawks-1-7-2291676.html?wsUser=717)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/cin.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/cin/cincinnati-bengals)
Cincinnati (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/cin/cincinnati-bengals)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/gb.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/gb/green-bay-packers)
Green Bay (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/gb/green-bay-packers)
3:25 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951627)
CBS
Lambeau Field (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/gb), Green Bay
1,656 tickets available from $106 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/green-bay-packers-tickets/packers-vs-bengals-1-7-2291678.html?wsUser=717)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/kc.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/kc/kansas-city-chiefs)
Kansas City (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/kc/kansas-city-chiefs)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/lac.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/lac/los-angeles-chargers)
Los Angeles (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/lac/los-angeles-chargers)
3:25 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951634)
CBS
StubHub Center, Carson
1,324 tickets available from $101 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/los-angeles-chargers-tickets/chargers-vs-chiefs-1-2-2291702.html?wsUser=717)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/oak.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/oak/oakland-raiders)
Oakland (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/oak/oakland-raiders)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/wsh.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/wsh/washington-redskins)
Washington (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/wsh/washington-redskins)
7:30 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951644)
NBC
FedEx Field (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/wsh), Landover
5,293 tickets available from $31 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/washington-redskins-tickets/redskins-vs-raiders-1-7-2291658.html?wsUser=717)




Monday, September 25



matchup

time (CT)
nat tv
location
tickets


Dallas (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/dal/dallas-cowboys)
Arizona (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/ari/arizona-cardinals)
7:30 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400951668)
ESPN
University of Phoenix Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/ari), Glendale
2,307 tickets available from $112 (https://www.vividseats.com/nfl/arizona-cardinals-tickets/cardinals-vs-cowboys-1-4-2291666.html?wsUser=717)





STORYLINE: At the cellar of the otherwise-stacked AFC West lies the Chargers, once again, and not because of their offense or defense: not once, but TWICE, the Chinese kicker has lost the game on botched 44-yard field goals. Yet, bizarrely, their ownership and coaches continue to "have faith" in the Chinese Choker who can't get his kicking foot out of his rear end when it matters most (rather than replacing him with a real NFL caliber kicker as a sane organization would).

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Chinook

[spurraider21]

Not a lot of interesting games this week

Seahawks titans, raiders redskins, saints Panthers... Ravens jags?

[Chinook]

http://506sports.com/nfl.php?yr=2017&wk=3

NATIONAL BROADCASTS

Thursday Night: LA Rams @ San Francisco (NFLN)
Sunday Morning: Baltimore vs Jacksonville (in London) (Yahoo!/Go90) (Andrew Catalon, James Lofton)
(also available on the CBS stations in Baltimore and Jacksonville only)
Sunday Night: Oakland @ Washington (NBC)
Monday Night: Dallas @ Arizona (ESPN)


CBS EARLY
http://506sports.com/2017/03-CBS-E.png
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI




█
Houston @ New England
Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts


█
Pittsburgh @ Chicago
Greg Gumbel, Trent Green


█
Denver @ Buffalo
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta


█
Miami @ NY Jets
Tom McCarthy, Steve Tasker, Steve Beuerlein


█
Cleveland @ Indianapolis
Beth Mowins, Jay Feely


█
NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX


CBS LATE
http://506sports.com/2017/03-CBS-L.png
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI




█
Cincinnati @ Green Bay
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo


█
Kansas City @ LA Chargers
Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon


█
NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX



FOX SINGLE
http://506sports.com/2017/03-FOX.png
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI




█
NY Giants @ Philadelphia
Joe Buck, Troy Aikman


█
Atlanta @ Detroit
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston


█
Tampa Bay @ Minnesota
Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman


█
New Orleans @ Carolina
Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber


█
Seattle @ Tennessee (LATE)
Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis

[UNT Eagles 2016]

9 dollar tickets available in a matchup between 2 of the 5 worst teams in the NFL. :lol

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Also... how the hell is the Bungles @ Packers game the featured CBS game over KC @ LAC? CBS 'bungled' that one, pardon the pun. Especially since GB doesn't lose at home to inferior or even good teams. CIN is among the worst in the league.

Expect a 48-0 blowout and Romo falling asleep in the 2nd quarter after Rodgers' 5th touchdown pass against that inept defense.

[AlexJones]

Cincy has a top tier pass defense and are on 10 days rest. Won't be as lopsided as people make it out to be. Yeah they suck offensively but I don't think Dalton will have as tough of a time against this GB defense as he did against Houston and Baltimore.

Chargers are going to beat the Chiefs outright.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Cincy has a top tier pass defense and are on 10 days rest. Won't be as lopsided as people make it out to be. Yeah they suck offensively but I don't think Dalton will have as tough of a time against this GB defense as he did against Houston and Baltimore.

Chargers are going to beat the Chiefs outright.
Dolton is hot garbage. No more Whitworth and Zeitler there to bail out his sorry ginger ass. Matthews and company will get home. Maybe Kevin King gets his first career pick.

And lol @ top tier pass defense. Last time I checked, 40 year-old Pacman J:lolnes was their #1 CB.

[Clipper Nation]

Chargers are going to beat the Chiefs outright.
What makes you say that? Did the Spanos family sell the Chargers?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

What makes you say that? Did the Spanos family sell the Chargers?
I'm going to buy the Chargers in under 10 years. Just watch. And I'll #MTCGA

[Avante]

Desperation time for all those 0-2 teams.

[The Gemini Method]

That Colts v. Browns going to be a barn burner. One team will have a week long reprise while the other slides further into irrelevance for the 2017-18 season.

[spurraider21]

That Colts v. Browns going to be a barn burner. One team will have a week long reprise while the other slides further into irrelevance for the 2017-18 season.
Nice game to inflate fantasy value for gore and Crowell

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Man Gurley is gooooooood

[UNT Eagles 2016]

LA, not AZ, might be the 2nd best team in the NFC West. No joke. AZ might be 6-10 or worse.

[DeadlyDynasty]

How did Russell Wilson only lead his team to 12 pts at home, while Goff had 300 and 3 tds against this same defense, but on the road?

Very confusing.

[unleashbaynes]

Jared Goff looks like the guy everyone thought Sam Bradford would be.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

How did Russell Wilson only lead his team to 12 pts at home, while Goff had 300 and 3 tds against this same defense, but on the road?

Very confusing.
One has Andrew Whitworth and Rob Havenstein -

The other has Rees Odhiambo and Germain Ifedi. Who?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Jared Goff looks like the guy everyone thought Sam Bradford would be.
Some guys, like Bradford and Eric Berry, have all the talent and heart of a lion, but are just brittle.

Million dollar cars, ten cent parts.

[Raven]

Jared Goff looks like the guy everyone thought Sam Bradford would be.

i mean, let's see some consistency first... so far he's been a huge bust

[unleashbaynes]

i mean, let's see some consistency first... so far he's been a huge bust

Are you kidding me? So were Peyton Manning and John Elway huge busts because they struggled at the beginning of their careers?

[spurraider21]

i mean, let's see some consistency first... so far he's been a huge bust
:lol he played in 7 games as a rookie, on what was one of the least talented offensive teams in the league and with jeff fisher

[spurraider21]

Damn,sucks for Jason verrett bit...

:lol chargers
:lol Clipper Nation

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Verrett, Kevin White, Eric Berry, Sam Bradford... million dollar cars, ten cent parts.

[Chinook]

Like half the Ravens took knees during the anthem. Sons of bitches, the lot of them.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Like half the Ravens took knees during the anthem. Sons of bitches, the lot of them.

Agreed. But WHY did I get up for this game?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Bortles looking like the 3rd overall pick he was drafted to be so far.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Lol man gotta wake up at 7am on a Sunday for football. Jags dominating

[Holden_Caulfield]

Jags should move to London if they keep playing like this

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Jags should move to London if they keep playing like this
they've won like 3 in a row there right?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Lol man gotta wake up at 7am on a Sunday for football. Jags dominating
Not used to it by now?

[Holden_Caulfield]

they've won like 3 in a row there right?

Not sure but I think they won last year though

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Why throw a fade to your 5'9" speed slot receiver? lol... at least they got the TD on third down.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Why throw a fade to your 5'9" speed slot receiver? lol... at least they got the TD on third down.

LOL that was dumb especially after he just dropped one. But thank God they still got a td

[UNT Eagles 2016]

AFC North, Stoolers get a cakewalk this year in typical Pats-AFC East fashion. Figures.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I think the NFC BEast broke the AFC North last year tbh. Tbh.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Jalen Ramsey is sooooooooooo gooooooooooood

So is Bortles tbh

[Holden_Caulfield]

Starting a petition to move the jags to London

[Kyle Orton]

rofl ratbirds

[UNT Eagles 2016]

4 TDs 0 INTs

That's Blake Bortles football.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lol Crippled Nation
:lol Joe Flacco elite
:lol 28 yards through three quarters
:lol 37-0 to Jags
:lol "best defense in league"

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Starting a petition to move the jags to London

It is definitely like home field advantage for them. Your team has potential this year. Bortles needs to be more consistent. He has no issues with weapons. Your offensive coordinator is holding you guys back. The defense looks legit.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Love that fake punt. Genius way to say "fuck you"! :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

Lol fake punt when you're up 37 points. Is that you Bill bellicheck

[AlexJones]

Fake punt up 37-0. Against the Ravens. Gonna have fireworks the next time these 2 play.

[Raven]

wtf ravens...

[SuperCam]

another TOSB white "elite" QB getting trashed :lol

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Fake punt up 37-0. Against the Ravens. Gonna have fireworks the next time these 2 play.

won't be for another 3 years most likely

[UNT Eagles 2016]

another TOSB white "elite" QB getting trashed :lol

Flacco had 1 good play, never was elite

[DeadlyDynasty]

Worst Ravens loss I've seen in my lifetime. Everybody brought their worst possible game imaginable, especially Flacco. There's no way on God's green earth losing Marshal Yanda and DT Brandon Williams should result in this.

OTOH, I would love to take any (respectable) posters action that they beat Pittsburgh straight up next week.

[Raven]

Starting a petition to move the jags to London

you really want to see pats vs jags ?

[Raven]

Worst Ravens loss I've seen in my lifetime. Everybody brought their worst possible game imaginable, especially Flacco. There's no way on God's green earth losing Marshal Yanda and DT Brandon Williams should result in this.

OTOH, I would love to take any (respectable) posters action that they beat Pittsburgh straight up next week.

honestly, the ravens have been overrated for years.

[Raven]

another TOSB white "elite" QB getting trashed :lol

call me when you see a 32 year old bqb without severe brain damage..

[spurraider21]

:lmao elite flacco
:lmao Clipper Nation

[spurraider21]

honestly, the ravens have been overrated for years.
Me.

[benefactor]

Welp, bring me the rape...I have plenty of beer

[benefactor]

Watson's release is cringe worthy

[IronMexican]

Crofl, what a dumb play by the Eagles Special Team

[Raven]

Welp, bring me the rape...I have plenty of beer

you go girl

[IronMexican]

:lmao elite flacco
:lmao Clipper Nation

Plz tell me he didn't say this

[Silver&Black]

Watson had the first down...tripped over his own feet though.

[Raven]

wow, that was a pathetic effort... poor texans..

[benefactor]

QB draw...this is what they've been reduced to:lol

[benefactor]

Take the fucking points O'Brien ffs

[benefactor]

Well it won't be a shutout...there's that

[Silver&Black]

Kelvin Benjamin dieded?

[Silver&Black]

:lol Still can't believe Flacco put up that Tebow-esque performance

[benefactor]

Clowney tbh

[benefactor]

Jackson makes me crazy with his fuck ups in coverage, but he's a top five open field tackler in the league

[benefactor]

...and there's it is. Shit like that is why I was hoping we could at least get a half a season out of Savage.

[Pelicans78]

Kelvin Benjamin dieded?

Fatass probably pulled a muscle getting out of bed this morning. That bad looking tackle made it worse.

[Raven]

texans are tough to watch...

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Eli :lol

[Raven]

i mean... this bqb is just praying to get his career ended on a wheelchair by the end of the game..

[Raven]

good lord... this is probably the worst qb i have ever seen

[benefactor]

Watson makes mistakes, but he's a fucking gamer.

[benefactor]

Fuuuck yessss

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Doug Pederson thought he was playing Madden :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Robz4000]

:lmao Brady

[Raven]

Watson makes mistakes, but he's a fucking gamer.

yeah, i mean.. so is johnny manziel

[Pelicans78]

Blah. 1st and goal at the 3 and settle for a FG. 17-6 at the half is nice but should have gotten a TD.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Matty Choke

[Raven]

so many interceptions today...

[benefactor]

yeah, i mean.. so is johnny manziel
Without all the Johnny football stuff...and it's pretty clear he's a better player. I still think Manziel could have been a serviceable player in the league if he wasn't such a fucking idiot. Maybe not a QB, but he could have found a niche.

[Raven]

Without all the Johnny football stuff...and it's pretty clear he's a better player. I still think Manziel could have been a serviceable player in the league if he wasn't such a fucking idiot. Maybe not a QB, but he could have found a niche.

well, then i don't know what to tell you...

[benefactor]

Well at least I got a good half of football today

[Raven]

i still can't fathom how are the bears being competitive..

[benefactor]

well, then i don't know what to tell you...
Oh don't get me wrong...I'm not completely sold on Watson yet...but he's steadily progressing. We'll see if he peaks somewhere just above where he is or he becomes a complete QB

[Arcadian]

:lmao Cooper (on Chicago)
:lmao Faggot

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Eagles with a helluva 4-down goal line stand to end the half.

:lol Giants

[Arcadian]

You guys see that shit? Chicago blocked a FG, returned it for an almost-TD, this faggot stopped to celebrate at the 1 yard line and got stripped. What a bitch.

[Raven]

You guys see that shit? Chicago blocked a FG, returned it for an almost-TD, this faggot stopped to celebrate at the 1 yard line and got stripped. What a bitch.

oh god...

[Clipper Nation]

MVBrees :worthy:

[Pelicans78]

MVBrees :worthy:

People thought the Panthers had an elite defense after beating the Niners and Bills :sleep

[UNT Eagles 2016]

This is about the most bizarre set of first half scores/outcomes I've ever seen on a Sunday early game slate in my life.

[RD2191]

I'm loving all the snowflakes triggered by the kneeling on my facebook. :lol

[Pelicans78]

Case Keenum torching the Bucs :lol

[benefactor]

Gronk getting the Gronk non call per par

[UNT Eagles 2016]

That Eagles' kicker is the definition of hot garbage.

[benefactor]

Well it was fun while it lasted

[Clipper Nation]

If the Patriots don't ring this year, it's one of the biggest chokes ever.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Kuechly lost them the game.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Eli again :lol

[Pelicans78]

Kuechly lost them the game.

Yeah that could have been a game changer.

[Raven]

remember when cum, colin and russell were supposed to carry the running qb trend inn the new era? turns out they couldn't outlast even tom brady :lmao

[Raven]

watson :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

remember when cum, colin and russell were supposed to carry the running qb trend inn the new era? turns out they couldn't outlast even tom brady :lmao
:lol People truly believed that the pocket would be a thing of the past.

[benefactor]

watson :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao
Welp

[benefactor]

Det throw:wow

[Raven]

i'll be shocked if watson doesn't go on injured reserve in 3 games... i mean it

[benefactor]

i'll be shocked if watson doesn't go on injured reserve in 3 games... i mean it
This has always been my worry...even moreso now that O'Brien seems to be going with a ton of designed runs

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Eagles 2/3 on 4th down

Giants 0/2. That's game

[Raven]

This has always been my worry...even moreso now that O'Brien seems to be going with a ton of designed runs

pats have been super considerate not to get vicious when they could/should have.. they just know they are going to win and take it easy, but other teams won't be as merciful

[Raven]

wtf was that :lmao

[benefactor]

Hes down tbh

[Raven]

refs rightfully punishing obrien for making pointless challenges

[benefactor]

refs rightfully punishing obrien for making pointless challenges
Yeah that was pretty meaningless tbh

[AlexJones]

:lmao Elite Flacco
:lmao Elite Manning

[spurraider21]

:lmao Elite Flacco
:lmao Elite Manning Clipper Nation tbh

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Beckham incredible TD

[benefactor]

Foreman getting some late game run...good call by O'Brien

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao Cum

[UNT Eagles 2016]

My reddit streams have been shit for the past hour...

[Mark Celibate]

wtf is going on in New England?

[benefactor]

wtf is going on in New England?
Their secondary has issues and Watson is actually playing pretty well

[spurraider21]

:lol von miller

[Mal]

:lmao benched

[benefactor]

Brady is going to win this one for NE but Watson is making a believer out me. I hope they cut down on the designed runs.

[Raven]

wtf is going on in New England?

not much tbh, we're just taking it easy on them

[Mal]

Brady is going to win this one for NE but Watson is making a believer out me. I hope they cut down on the designed runs.

Looks like another running QB, who will likely be overpaid and slump from there.

:lmao Eagles

[Mark Celibate]

Brady is going to win this one for NE but Watson is making a believer out me. I hope they cut down on the designed runs.

yeah probably, would like to see Houston defense actually shut them down though

[benefactor]

Nice defensive stand there

[Raven]

cum 3 INT 0 TD against the saints of all teams :lol

[benefactor]

Looks like another running QB, who will likely be overpaid and slump from there.

:lmao Eagles
Probably...but allow me to blow sunshine up my own ass for a long as possible. It's all I have as a Houston fan.

[benefactor]

yeah probably, would like to see Houston defense actually shut them down though
They should have went ahead and paid Boyue in the offseason. They had the cap space. Now Johnson is hurt and they are looking pretty thin. Rick Smith is garbage when dealing with FA's

[Raven]

mvgiacomini tbh

[unleashbaynes]

Watson is such a gamer. Has shitty footwork though.

[benefactor]

Fucking O'Brien...I saw that shit coming

[Mal]

Probably...but allow me to blow sunshine up my own ass for a long as possible. It's all I have as a Houston fan.

You have got 5 years of him on rookie deal, later team is fucked eitherway, without JJ Watt.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Panthers got bukkaked at home by a shitty team. :lmao

[Mal]

Brady down 5, 2,29 to go, one timeout, at home. Better turn this on.

[benefactor]

Great, more injuries in the secondary

[Silver&Black]

C'mon Lions.

[benefactor]

Gronk doing Gronk things

[benefactor]

Goddammit Moore

[Robz4000]

Can't drop that

[benefactor]

Its over

[Silver&Black]

:worthy: The Goat

[AlexJones]

TOM FUCKING BRADY

GOAT

[RD2191]

:lmao Texans

[benefactor]

And there it is. Thanks Corey Moore.

[Mal]

Ez

[RD2191]

:lmao

[Robz4000]

Welp, was there ever any doubt?

[Clipper Nation]

If the Patriots don't ring this year, it's one of the biggest chokes ever.

[Raven]

why make it so hard...

[RD2191]

That's not a catch. That's bullshit.

[Mark Celibate]

I don't think that was a catch? Didn't it hit the ground?

[benefactor]

I don't think that was a catch? Didn't it hit the ground?
It did...but I don't expect to get that call

[Mal]

I don't think that was a catch? Didn't it hit the ground?

Ball can hit the ground, if it's under control, and this time it was.

[Mark Celibate]

It did...but I don't expect to get that call

IMO, that's the same Calvin Johnson/Dez play if I understand it right. Has to have full completion the whole time through when he gathers control of himself after he falls down.

[spurraider21]

:lol CN hates "sysTom" but thinks flacco is elite

[Raven]

we have no D at all

[Mark Celibate]

Ball can hit the ground, if it's under control, and this time it was.

yeah but sandwiched between the ground and one hand is not under control :lol

[Silver&Black]

:lol CN hates "sysTom" but thinks flacco is elite

:lol "hater of the NFL forum"

[Raven]

i have to say it's actually nice, for once, to have a legit #1 receiver

[RD2191]

Crofl Texans. Call the timeout.

[benefactor]

:lol...wtf are you doing?

[Mark Celibate]

fuking idiots.

[Silver&Black]

:cheer Let's go Lions :cheer

[benefactor]

Jesus....O'Brien is a shit coach

[Chris]

Patriots luckiest team in NFL history?

[RD2191]

Cowboys like choke by the Texans.

[Mal]

gg Texans

[Chris]

Having the Zebras in your back pocket certainly helps imo

[Mal]

Patriots luckiest team in NFL history?

Call it luck, but I can bet my money on Brady with the ball at 2 minutes to go everytime

[Raven]

fun game i guess.. the texans qb is shit tbh.

[spurraider21]

Patriots luckiest team in NFL history?
luciferian rituals at work

[Raven]

Patriots luckiest team in NFL history?

that after the giants superbowls?

[benefactor]

Cowboys like choke by the Texans.
Please...:lol...I've seen this movie so many times it doesn't even bother me anymore

[Chris]

luciferian rituals at work

Rent free at work (for life)

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Steelers defense. :lol

[Silver&Black]

Fuck. Lions TD overturned.

Are you fucking kidding me.....

[Raven]

fucking glennon is the goat manager tbh :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

Holy shit what a kick

[Silver&Black]

:wow 61 yarder for the win

:lol Giants

[Raven]

1st&10 at Pit 19Chi 23-17
(8:34) Jordan Howard rush to the left for 19 yards for a TOUCHDOWN.



Time Out
(8:34) Chicago TIMEOUT.



1st&10 at Pit 37
(8:51) Jordan Howard rush to the left for 18 yards to the Pit19. Tackled by Mike Mitchell.



2nd&9 at Chi 27
(9:14) Tarik Cohen rush to the right for 36 yards to the Pit37.



1st&10 at Chi 26
(9:53) Jordan Howard rush to the right for 1 yard to the Chi27. Tackled by Tyson Alualu.






:lmao

[Mal]

61 yrd for Eagles to win this. amazing

[RD2191]

Fukin 61 yarder for the Philly win!

[UNT Eagles 2016]

WOW!!!!!!!! SO MANY EXCITING ENDINGS TODAY :toast

[Chris]

Looking forward to EDP reaction to Eagles' game

[Pelicans78]

Fucking O'Brien...I saw that shit coming

Should have gone for it on 4th and inches instead of going for the FG.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Packers making the offensively challenged Bengals look like the greatest show on turf right now.

[RD2191]

Packers making the offensively challenged Bengals look like the greatest show on turf right now.

:lol

[Will Hunting]

luciferian rituals at work
:lol exactly.

its a secret pact between Robert Kraft and George Soros to brainwash the refs while abducting their kids with pizza.

[benefactor]

Should have gone for it on 4th and inches instead of going for the FG.
The draw on third down was stupid...especially with how well Watson was playing. They had better odds of the play breaking down and him running for the first than running what was a very predictable draw play

[RD2191]

That's a fumble

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Stupid move by Adams.

[RD2191]

Packrefs per usual.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

i have to say it's actually nice, for once, to have a legit #1 receiver

Next Antonio Brown? He's still really young. AB didn't emerge as a top receiver until he was older than Cooks is right now

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Stupid move by Adams.
May not be a fumble, but still a stupid move.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Steelers defense. :lol

OT rules suck ass. You should know better... Arizona

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Packers making the offensively challenged Bengals look like the greatest show on turf right now.

Why don't the PAckers ever draft or try to get decent ILBs?

[Chris]

Romo already 10x better than Simms

[spurraider21]

syphilis rivers :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Why don't the PAckers ever draft or try to get decent ILBs?

You're asking the wrong person.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Romo already 10x better than Simms

Listened to him last week when he was calling the Patriots-Saints game. The best commentator CBS has tbh.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Sherman...

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Listened to him last week when he was calling the Patriots-Saints game. The best commentator CBS has tbh.

He's more of a football intellectual than a commentator, tbh.

[Raven]

Next Antonio Brown? He's still really young. AB didn't emerge as a top receiver until he was older than Cooks is right now

let's not get carried away...

[Pelicans78]

Thank goodness Saints got to face Cam today. What a loser. Worst QB in the division and probably in the league.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

let's not get carried away...

Small receiver with great route running and spectacular catch ability, you just don't see that very often

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Seattle's offense is atrocious

[Raven]

after i've seen cooks explode today, it just made the 2014 draft class even better..

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Hopefully Philbilly just keeps throwing picks all day. Anything to make Dean's team lose again.

[Raven]

Small receiver with great route running and spectacular catch ability, you just don't see that very often

sounds like every starting pats receiver, ever.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Packers making the offensively challenged Bengals look like the greatest show on turf right now.

[Raven]

wilson trying to beat the titans with his arm, is just cute.

[Mal]

Sherman lost it.

[Chris]

uh oh Packers :lol

[AlexJones]

I fucking called it. Bengals weren't going to fuck around. UNT Eagles 2016

[UNT Eagles 2016]

sounds like every starting pats receiver, ever.

Ooops I forgot to add elite speed. There's basically 3 types of receivers and then an "average" or "balanced" receiver type.

- Big physical possession receiver/red zone monster: think Calvin Johnson, Alshon Jeffery, Mike Evans, Dez Bryant to an extent. Weakness: speed, strength: dominant in jump ball situations.

- Speed receiver: think Desean Jackson, John Brown, Tyreek Hill, Cooks, at the very upper end is a guy like Antonio Brown. Weakness: drops, contested catching, usually mediocre route running. Strength: raw long-speed to burn the top off defenses

- Quick route runner: think the everyday slot receiver... Edelman, Amendola, Cole Beasley, Trent Taylor, Adam Humphries. Quicker than fast, won't burn you on the outside but a nightmare to contain underneath and in the flats and short to intermediate crossing routes. Weakness: long speed, physical catching, strength: so tough to

- Balanced: one who's roughly average at all three, doesn't really fit into any of those categories.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

First Rodgers pick six since Tampa Bay in 2009. SMH.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT Sea-Ten

[Raven]

you'd expect a match between wilson and mariota to be a shitfest.. well, it is..

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I do like that Rodgers State Farm commercial featuringThe Greatest American Heroes song. Seinfeld fans may remember it as a different song.

[Mal]

This is a joke. Shermann wack Mariota late, and all Seattle got was offsetting penalties - Shermann late hit, and 2 flags to 1 for all that happend after..

[Raven]

This is a joke. Shermann wack Mariota late, and all Seattle got was offsetting penalties - Shermann late hit, and 2 flags to 1 for all that happend after..

did he even touch him though? a bit with the helmet i guess..

[UNT Eagles 2016]

First Rodgers pick six since Tampa Bay in 2009. SMH.

Waaaaaat? I could have sworn he threw some on the road before, maybe just at home?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

WTF is this shit? I've already lost half my pick'ems, if the Packers lose at home i'm fucked.. that was my safe bet of the week

[UNT Eagles 2016]

did he even touch him though? a bit with the helmet i guess..

I thought Sherman was going to get his 2nd technical foul and ejected, with Lewan getting one. Lewan got 2 on one play against the Packers last year and got tossed.

[Mal]

did he even touch him though? a bit with the helmet i guess..

Sherman did hit Mariota late. Offsetting penatlies are a joke in this situation

[Mal]

Searefs getting all the calls

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Waaaaaat? I could have sworn he threw some on the road before, maybe just at home?
As far as I know he's only thrown two in his career and other than today the other that I remember was the game losing pick six against Tampa Bay in 2009.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

3rd and 3 Romo predicted that the Bengals were running and the Bengals run. Wow.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

3rd and 3 Romo predicted that the Bengals were running and the Bengals run. Wow.

did they convert?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

did they convert?

Nope.

[Pelicans78]

I do like that Rodgers State Farm commercial featuringThe Greatest American Heroes song. Seinfeld fans may remember it as a different song.

Yes. The answering machine message :lol

[AlexJones]

McCarthy, Capers and Ted Thompson should think about how they messed up the prime or Rodgers' career every day of their retierment

[AlexJones]

It's almost scary how similar AR's and Favre's careers lined up

[Chris]

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22008118_1328190460641114_2591886605528497747_n.jp g?oh=7678f8a128b943a8d2048d34255e46af&oe=5A49C474

[UNT Eagles 2016]

McCarthy, Capers and Ted Thompson should think about how they messed up the prime or Rodgers' career every day of their retierment

Packers will be alright. They're a late season and playoff team, they always dick off most the regular season every year

[UNT Eagles 2016]

It's almost scary how similar AR's and Favre's careers lined up

Rodgers is much more conservative. Favre would throw deep across his body into double coverage if he thought he had a read. Rodgers will take the 5-10 yards with his own legs.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

AFC West not as good as advertised if they can't win on the road. How does Denver beat one of the best NFC teams one week (at home) and then lose to a bottom feeder on the road the next?

[Raven]

Packers will be alright. They're a late season and playoff team, they always dick off most the regular season every year

hasn't gone much better in the play offs though...

[Mal]

What is with all that sitting, kneeling during the anthem ? I know they are prostesting, I know they don't like Trump, but what they are trying to achieve ? What is the end game ?

[Raven]

doug baldwin is just so good...

[Raven]

What is with all that sitting, kneeling during the anthem ? I know they are prostesting, I know they don't like Trump, but what they are trying to achieve ? What is the end game ?
their message is we have a point to make and we're gonna make it. nevermind what that point is..

[Mal]

their message is we have a point to make and we're gonna make it. nevermind what that point is..

Yeah, I thought that is more of a stunt, then something real. Did Trump do something bad against blacks, during his presidency, that LeBron, Curry and whole NFL is so pissed at him ?

[Raven]

Yeah, I thought that is more of a stunt, then something real. Did Trump do something bad against blacks, during his presidency, that LeBron, Curry and whole NFL is so pissed at him ?

dunno.. trump is just the goat troll