Open For business

[batman2883]

Seeing as there are so many damn desperate guys in this forum looking for dates, i've decided to take up a job doing exactly what Will Smith did in Hitch so the matchmaker BATMAN is now open for business........anyone looking ill find you your damn dream girl..for a fee of course :lol

[SWC Bonfire]

Batman's qualifications include a diploma that he printed out on the internets and signed with a crayola.

[angel_luv]

I officially withdraw.

[TheTruth]

Batman's qualifications include a diploma that he printed out on the internets and signed with a crayola.
I've seen it, It's very distinguished looking. The gold stars really add a touch of class.

[bigzak25]

but what if they are just looking for their dream girl, and not their 'damn' dream girl?


don't mistake bootyful with beautiful. :tu

[batman2883]

im good with girls, its kinda my trademark, every guy in this world deserves a shot at the girl he really really wants. I mean why not? Love isnt all about looks its about the person you are inside, and how good you will treat each other. As soon as the world figures that out, the ration of divorces to good marriages will change drastically...happiness lies within the heart not within the body.....:)

[gospursgojas]

Im happily married, but maybe you can hook my friend up....

Hes 6'2, 320 and Bald


Good Luck......

:spin

[batman2883]

Im happily married, but maybe you can hook my friend up....

Hes 6'2, 320 and Bald


Good Luck......

:spin


Whats he looking for in a woman and give me all the details about him like hobbies, his idea of a great first date and so on....and i can hook a brotha up

[Kip Fanatic]

Yeah. Sure. I'll pay a guy who calls himself Batman to find me a girl. No thanks. I don't want some girl who has a collection of comics, knows all the lines from every episode of Married with Children, and who's idea of a dream date is going to some Star Trek convention.

[thispego]

batman... can you hook me up with two chicks at the same time?

thanks,
pego

[batman2883]

Uh trust me i'm definitly not a comic book junkie nor have i ever attended any type of conventions, but hey thats all you son, if you think you can find a girl better than i can on your own...then be my guest

[batman2883]

Pego, you just want a booty call or two girls to date at the same time

[thispego]

i'm already dating a girl here

hook me up with some san antonio honeys... two of them... they gotta be hot

[batman2883]

booty calls or to date?

[bigzak25]

match making is one thing, i applaud your humanitarian efforts.


but hooking up people for booty calls for a fee? that's prostitution.

as you were. :tu :lol

[batman2883]

match making is one thing, i applaud your humanitarian efforts.


but hooking up people for booty calls for a fee? that's prostitution.

as you were. :tu :lol


Whoa whoa whoa, hold on he never answered, if he would have said booty calls then i would have rejected the offer, thats why i was asking look back at my previous comments, im talking about guys hooking up with girls they know they care about, or stuff like that....im a good person deep down inside....its this layer thing you gotta get through before you find him though

[thispego]

lol, hey bat... i want to "date" these two girls from san antonio... k? :lol

[SWC Bonfire]

I officially withdraw.

Real reason for edit: Batman doesn't know Rasho personally.

[bigzak25]

then again batman, while i don't condone it, Escort services get around this kinda shit all the time...

i KNOW your a good man brother, just saying to be careful, promise friendship hookups for a fee and then let the guy/girl do whatever they do as concenting adults.

that way, you got nothing to do with it after the intro. :tu

[thispego]

bigzac, how did you change your name to bigsac?

[batman2883]

All I plan on doing is setting up the meeting as an icebreaker something like a date, what, the rest is up to them from where they go from there,


and pego..that'll work

[angel_luv]

Real reason for edit: Batman doesn't know Rasho personally.


Hahahaha!

I have no problem being introduced by a mutual friend but this whole date doctor thing is a little much.

[thispego]

All I plan on doing is setting up the meeting as an icebreaker something like a date, what, the rest is up to them from where they go from there,


and pego..that'll work
sweeeet

[bigzak25]

bigzac, how did you change your name to bigsac?


Kori and Timvp were kind enough to oblige. :tu

[batman2883]

Hey with all the damn shy ass people in the world that are too damn scared to approach a woman its the best thing to do. I'm good with matchmaking i always hook my friends up, and i know how to play the cards right....i dont see a problem with it

[angel_luv]

Hey with all the damn shy ass people in the world that are too damn scared to approach a woman its the best thing to do. I'm good with matchmaking i always hook my friends up, and i know how to play the cards right....i dont see a problem with it


If you are such a good samaritan/ humanitarian then why charge people?

[batman2883]

If you are such a good samaritan/ humanitarian then why charge people?


a brothas gotta make a living too..it wont be much, something like a 12 pack of corona will do

[TheTruth]

bigzac, how did you change your name to bigsac?
don't you dare change your name preggo...

[bigzak25]

if batman is providing a service to help people be happy, he's entitled to compensation.

hell, all those matchmaker sites and stuff charge.

i'm sure he'll be fair and reasonable as can be seen by his starting low low price of a pack of cold ones. :tu

[batman2883]

if batman is providing a service to help people be happy, he's entitled to compensation.

hell, all those matchmaker sites and stuff charge.

i'm sure he'll be fair and reasonable as can be seen by his starting low low price of a pack of cold ones. :tu


Exactly, you cant put a price on happiness with someone you really wanna be with...

[batman2883]

Now if you want to change your wardrobe and look like someone worth talking to, then i can give hints and show you were to shop and for what...I definitly know how to dress

[TheTruth]

Ginooko!!

[bigzak25]

Holy Cow! I'ts the Batman Makeover Show! :lol :tu

Mouse, if i was gonna be here in town, that kmol gig would be ours and we could have all this shit on TV...

[batman2883]

Hell yeah, I'm good at what i do, i can make napoleon dynamite seem like a young Tom Cruise

[bigzak25]

alright, i'll see your a napolean dynamite and Raise you a Mouse. :lmao

[batman2883]

I can make mouse, into a freaking George Clooney

[LuvBones]

^Can't wait to see that.

[batman2883]

of course he would have to pay for his new wardrobe and all the expenses but i can make it happen

[Untouchable1]

Can you get the girl of your dreams...Batman?

[TheTruth]

hahahaha...batman is making me laugh a whole lot right now.

you da man bat.

[Untouchable1]

Rule #6 bastard.........

never leave a fellow crasher behind.....

Rule#23

answer any text or call bitch

[batman2883]

Rule #72...
i cant answer my phone when i have no reception bastard.....

[Untouchable1]

Fuck you thats #71 read the fucking book right.....

[Untouchable1]

and if that is true.....there are payphones....or is batman too good for that bitch...

[Arragontigo]

Let me handle this one Batman, Untouchable 1....yes Batman is too good for the payphones, he's an arrogant asshole who doesnt see it fit to use a payphone.....

[batman2883]

I need a slogan

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

How about "I know a lot of girls who put out on the first date."?

[MiNuS]

"Batman,I'll find you a Catwoman!"

[Gatita]

Hell yeah, I'm good at what i do, i can make napoleon dynamite seem like a young Tom Cruise

Great you'll be turning geeky boys into gay midgets.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"Great mates shouldn't just go to amazingly beautiful people. They should also go to the people who can afford to pay me!"

[MiNuS]

I have a short single friend and he always dresses like its 1978.He always wants to look sharp but he doesn't understand that sharp doesn't equate women it equates other things that I don't want to straight want to tell him. He asks me what worked for me and I tell him just to be straight forward and sincere with women.If you see a girl you like just tell her that.Tell her her "hi,my name is ______,I had a hard time coming up to you,I just wanted to let you know I find you very attractive."
No matter how beautiful or attractive the woman is her looks are the most vulnerable.Women appreciate being complimented in any way fashion that is not vulgar.

[batman2883]

I have a short single friend and he always dresses like its 1978.He always wants to look sharp but he doesn't understand that sharp doesn't equate women it equates other things that I don't want to straight want to tell him. He asks me what worked for me and I tell him just to be straight forward and sincere with women.If you see a girl you like just tell her that.Tell her her "hi,my name is ______,I had a hard time coming up to you,I just wanted to let you know I find you very attractive."
No matter how beautiful or attractive the woman is her looks are the most vulnerable.Women appreciate being complimented in any way fashion that is not vulgar.

EX-fucking actly, women melt when you look them straight in the eye and say, i think you are very attractive, cute, pretty, beautiful, but dont always just go up to them and say so....that doesnt work well for everyone, you can start up a conversation like hey how are you doing, or nice weather we are having...something to break the ice. Building up to the moment where you let out your feelings is always a great sensation for me, i dont know about you guys....but anticipating the right answer is a great feeling

[1Parker1]

:lmao At this thread.

Hey Batman, out of curiosity..........have you found your Catwoman yet?

[KEDA]

Hey BATMAN, if my dry spell dosent clear up in a few weeks, I too might be paying you a call!

[PizzaFace]

Care to take on a Mission Impossible case?

[batman2883]

Nothing is impossible, and i have had myself plenty of catwomen in my life :), pm me if ya need me,

[bigzak25]

of course he would have to pay for his new wardrobe and all the expenses but i can make it happen


ahhh...first chink in the armor.


Johnny Blaze, who said you could get in the armor!!! j/k :lmao
you know i love you Joe, but i couldn't resist...


anyhow, hey Batman, are you a mexican or a mexican't?

what's with the obstacles?

a true artist works with what they got.

do you still have computer troubles? still need music?

Mouse is one stop shopping. you guys can make a deal,

and He needs your help.

not for a woman, he has his woman.

he just needs a makeover in general,

i want you to make him Job Interview Ready.

if you want to throw in some tips on how to be a smooth talker, go for it.

but i warn you, mouse doesn't let others do to much of the talking

when you hang out with him. :tu

Goodluck, and Godspeed. :smokin

[batman2883]

ha ha ha funny thing is im not mexican.....and the other funny part is i can work with what i got, but most of the time people dont have the right clothes in their closet's. I can make Mouse so ready for a job that he could get an executive VP position at any professional business he chooses.....im good at what i do. Especially when it comes to resumes and job interviews.

[tlongII]

ahhh...first chink in the armor.


Johnny Blaze, who said you could get in the armor!!! j/k :lmao
you know i love you Joe, but i couldn't resist...


anyhow, hey Batman, are you a mexican or a mexican't?

what's with the obstacles?

a true artist works with what they got.

do you still have computer troubles? still need music?

Mouse is one stop shopping. you guys can make a deal,

and He needs your help.

not for a woman, he has his woman.

he just needs a makeover in general,

i want you to make him Job Interview Ready.

if you want to throw in some tips on how to be a smooth talker, go for it.

but i warn you, mouse doesn't let others do to much of the talking

when you hang out with him. :tu

Goodluck, and Godspeed. :smokin

He is a mexicool.

[batman2883]

I will make a bet of one million dollars that i can make Mouse prom king