Alabama Senate Special Election

[SnakeBoy]

Anybody think the Dem has a chance?

In almost any other state I would think the nutty Judge Moore would be really vulnerable but it's Alabama. Plus the dems picked a single payer, elective abortions until the date of birth, global warming guy.

1st poll has the dem within 5 but the GOP hasn't gone to work on him yet.

[Th'Pusher]

Anybody think the Dem has a chance?

In almost any other state I would think the nutty Judge Moore would be really vulnerable but it's Alabama. Plus the dems picked a single payer, elective abortions until the date of birth, global warming guy.

1st poll has the dem within 5 but the GOP hasn't gone to work on him yet.

Judge Moore will be US senator.

Trump's boy lost and Trump deleted all of his supporting tweets.

Your party is an embarrassment tbh.

[baseline bum]

Not a chance. Moore wins in a landslide.

[Reck]

With Strange the dems had a 2% chance.

With this lunatic, they have a 5% chance.

[Quadzilla99]

Nope.

[DMC]

I was in Montgomery during this election this week. Moore is a bit of a folk hero there.

[Th'Pusher]

I was in Montgomery during this election this week. Moore is a bit of a folk hero there.

He's a fucking moron.

[SnakeBoy]

I was in Montgomery during this election this week. Moore is a bit of a folk hero there.

He reminds me of a born again Kinky Friedman

[SnakeBoy]

Your party is an embarrassment tbh.

So what does that make the party that keeps losing to them?

[Blake]

So what does that make the party that keeps losing to them?

The voter base that votes for these fucks is embarrassing too.

[Th'Pusher]

So what does that make the party that keeps losing to them?

Incompetent

[Quadzilla99]

So what does that make the party that keeps losing to them?

It's alabama. I mean Alabama.

[rmt]

Incompetent

Is it better to be an embarrassment or incompetent? Personally, I'd prefer to be an embarrassment.

[Reck]

Is it better to be an embarrassment or incompetent? Personally, I'd prefer to be an embarrassment.

Your party is both though.

The democrats are incompetent because they keep putting establishment candidates and people have had enough of them. Democrats usually get shit done when they're in power.

[Th'Pusher]

Is it better to be an embarrassment or incompetent? Personally, I'd prefer to be an embarrassment.

We'll see what the republicans accomplish over the next 6 months. 9 months in and they are completely impotent. The only thing they've accomplished is put Gorsush on the court and they had to use the nuclear option to get that done.

[boutons_deux]

Poll: Roy Moore’s Lead over Democrat Doug Jones Much Smaller than Expected

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/452032/roy-moore-doug-jones-poll-lead-smaller-expected

[DMC]

He's a fucking moron.

He keeps winning.

[DMC]

The voter base that votes for these fucks is embarrassing too.

Find another country.

[Splits]

Is it better to be an embarrassment or incompetent? Personally, I'd prefer to be an embarrassment.

Mission accomplished.

[rmt]

Mission accomplished.

I don't mind being an embarrassment if it elicits a post like this from you :-)

[Th'Pusher]

He keeps winning.

As a result of white men without a college degree. Also morons.

[Blake]

Find another country.

Neh, false dilemma.

[Spurminator]

2052:

United States population hits 60% unemployment. High School graduation rates have fallen to historic lows as most leave school at age 13 to become meth heads or pursue day trading as a career. Those who remain in school are taught exclusively from the Bible in the form of short-form video segments.

The existence of a "mainstream" media is a distant memory as fragmented news consumption becomes highly personalized to the few who still care about current events. Republicans control 80% of Congress thanks to decades of strategic gerrymandering and selective voting regulations (for example, reducing Florida's total polling places to a single elementary school in Tallahassee).

Objectively, people in America are historically dumb. Dumber than they've been since colonization. They recently elected Elijah to a third term as President of the United States. Elijah is the popular Instagram labradoodle belonging to evangelical self help magnates Chip and Joanna Gaines. He must be doing something right because he keeps winning.

[DMC]

As a result of white men without a college degree. Also morons.

Basket of deplorables

[DMC]

Neh, false dilemma.

So you think Strange was a better candidate?

[Th'Pusher]

Basket of deplorables

No. Just uneducated and angry.

[Blake]

So you think Strange was a better candidate?

I don't really know. I'll pass on your goal post move.

[DMC]

I don't really know. I'll pass on your goal post move.

So voting for Moore was stupid, but you won't say the alternative was better.

Pussy.

[DMC]

No. Just uneducated and angry.

And winning.

[DMC]

2052:

United States population hits 60% unemployment. High School graduation rates have fallen to historic lows as most leave school at age 13 to become meth heads or pursue day trading as a career. Those who remain in school are taught exclusively from the Bible in the form of short-form video segments.

The existence of a "mainstream" media is a distant memory as fragmented news consumption becomes highly personalized to the few who still care about current events. Republicans control 80% of Congress thanks to decades of strategic gerrymandering and selective voting regulations (for example, reducing Florida's total polling places to a single elementary school in Tallahassee).

Objectively, people in America are historically dumb. Dumber than they've been since colonization. They recently elected Elijah to a third term as President of the United States. Elijah is the popular Instagram labradoodle belonging to evangelical self help magnates Chip and Joanna Gaines. He must be doing something right because he keeps winning.

Prognostication by an outed troll. That's useful.

[Th'Pusher]

And winning.

No. I would not say the angry uneducated people that voted for Roy Moore are winnning at much of anything.

[Blake]

So voting for Moore was stupid, but you won't say the alternative was better.

Pussy.

I didn't say voting for Moore was stupid. You told me to find another country tho.

Dummy.

[DMC]

No. I would not say the angry uneducated people that voted for Roy Moore are winnning at much of anything.

It doesn't matter what you'd say. Roy Moore beat Strange i.e. winning.

Stupid fuck

[DMC]

The voter base that votes for these fucks is embarrassing too.


I didn't say voting for Moore was stupid. You told me to find another country tho.

Dummy.

[Th'Pusher]

As a result of white men without a college degree. Also morons.


Basket of deplorables


No. Just uneducated and angry.


And winning.


It doesn't matter what you'd say. Roy Moore beat Strange i.e. winning.

Stupid fuck

No stupid fuck. Follow the conversation. We had moved on to talking about the people who elected Moore. They’re not winning, which is why they’re so angry and willing to vote for a ridiculous candidate.

[DMC]

No stupid fuck. Follow the conversation. We had moved on to talking about the people who elected Moore. They’re not winning, which is why they’re so angry and willing to vote for a ridiculous candidate.

You think Judge Roy Moore was put in his position by guys without degrees?

:lol

[Th'Pusher]

You think Judge Roy Moore was put in his position by guys without degrees?

:lol

It’s an undeniable fact that white men without a college degree voted for Roy Moore while the majority of white men with a college degree voted for his opponent.

Stupid fuck.

[DMC]

It’s an undeniable fact that white men without a college degree voted for Roy Moore while the majority of white men with a college degree voted for his opponent.

Stupid fuck.

So the educated white man supported Trump's candidate?

Your threshold for "fact" is highly questionable at best :lol

[Th'Pusher]

So the educated white man supported Trump's candidate?

Your threshold for "fact" is highly questionable at best :lol

There are five counties in the state of Alabama where more than 30 percent of the 25-and-over population has a college degree, according to the U.S. Census. Strange won three of those counties and did so fairly convincingly, by about 8 points, 54.1 percent - 45.9 percent.

But the rest of state went against the sitting senator and the margins for him got worse as the percentage of those with a college education dropped.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/education-split-alabama-primary-suggests-bumpy-2018-gop-senate-n806261

Facts. stupid fuck.

[DMC]

There are five counties in the state of Alabama where more than 30 percent of the 25-and-over population has a college degree, according to the U.S. Census. Strange won three of those counties and did so fairly convincingly, by about 8 points, 54.1 percent - 45.9 percent.

But the rest of state went against the sitting senator and the margins for him got worse as the percentage of those with a college education dropped.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/education-split-alabama-primary-suggests-bumpy-2018-gop-senate-n806261

Facts. stupid fuck.

:lol counties don't vote, people do. Prove that you know which votes came from educated and which came from uneducated people.

Funny that the non-educated people get out to vote and win. What does that say about college education?

The truth is that this election was about railing against the establishment. If you were in Alabama you'd know, but you just sit back and run your cocksucker like you have a clue.

[Th'Pusher]

:lol counties don't vote, people do. Prove that you know which votes came from educated and which came from uneducated people.

Funny that the non-educated people get out to vote and win. What does that say about college education?

The truth is that this election was about railing against the establishment. If you were in Alabama you'd know, but you just sit back and run your cocksucker like you have a clue.

:lol. You’re an idiot. Counties don’t vote :lol people do :lol

Of course it was about railing against the establishment. Uneducated voters are losing at life, blame the establishment and overwhelmingly voted for Moore.

Stupid fuck.

[Blake]

So voting for Moore was stupid, but you won't say the alternative was better.

Pussy.

I called the Republican voter base embarrassing. Never mentioned Moore.

You could have just asked me to dumb it down for you, dummy.

[DMC]

:lol. You’re an idiot. Counties don’t vote :lol people do :lol

Of course it was about railing against the establishment. Uneducated voters are losing at life, blame the establishment and overwhelmingly voted for Moore.

Stupid fuck.

Did Moore win or lose?

That's what I thought.

[DMC]

I called the Republican voter base embarrassing. Never mentioned Moore.

You could have just asked me to dumb it down for you, dummy.

Blake's Sour Grapes™

"They won but they're embarrassing so I'd rather lose" -Blake

[Spurminator]

Did Moore win or lose?

That's what I thought.

You really suck at this.

[DMC]

You really suck at this.

Not as bad as you do at trying to use an alt account.

[Adam Lambert]

Not as bad as you do at trying to use an alt account.

You keep bringing my alt up as if anyone cares.

No one cares.

Go dig up some more Spurstalk emails.

[DarrinS]

You keep bringing my alt up as if anyone cares.

No one cares.

Go dig up some more Spurstalk emails.


You should've created a Chelsea Manning alt, tbh. :lol

[Adam Lambert]

You should've created a Chelsea Manning alt, tbh. :lol

Would've if I could've. :lol

Same basic effect with this one though.

[Th'Pusher]

Did Moore win or lose?

He won...because uneducated voters overwhelmingly voted for him. We’ve already covered this dumb fuck.

[Blake]

Blake's Sour Grapes™

"They won but they're embarrassing so I'd rather lose" -Blake

Wow :lol

[boutons_deux]

Moore is a theocrat, dominionist, Christian Sharia promoter, religious equality (superior Christianity has no equal) is a shit-stain on America by Thomas Jefferson.

The Bible is the only legitimate law of the land, not the Constitution.

Fuck you, Alabama.

[DMC]

You keep bringing my alt up as if anyone cares.

No one cares.

Go dig up some more Spurstalk emails.

Obviously you don't care, which is why you logged into that account to say so.

You dropped the schtick with lower case only.

Good for you. You're growing.

[DMC]

He won...(filler material)

Let us proceed.

[Spurminator]

Obviously you don't care, which is why you logged into that account to say so.

You dropped the schtick with lower case only.

Good for you. You're growing.

:lol

You and Chucho both love to attach "caring" to easy activities like posting and logging into accounts. No wonder I thought you were the same.

Both of those things are easy to do here. Certainly easier than cross referencing an email list to figure out whose alt is triggering you.

Thank you for remembering my schtick though.

[SnakeBoy]

So RCP has the pedo +2 but the two latest polls are really far apart. Emerson has Moore +10 and the other one has Jones +4. It's a JCP poll, never heard of them but I think it's closer to the truth.

Never thought the Dem could win even against the nutjob but now that he's a nutjob and a pedo I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that Jones wins with 46% of the vote.

[dabom]

So RCP has the pedo +2 but the two latest polls are really far apart. Emerson has Moore +10 and the other one has Jones +4. It's a JCP poll, never heard of them but I think it's closer to the truth.

Never thought the Dem could win even against the nutjob but now that he's a nutjob and a pedo I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that Jones wins with 46% of the vote.

This is the sad part. They will try to rationalize it too. :lol

[monosylab1k]

There is zero chance Roy Moore loses this election. Conservatives think a pedophile is less dangerous than a Democrat.

[spurraider21]

There is zero chance Roy Moore loses this election. Conservatives think a pedophile is less dangerous than a Democrat.
well yeah

a pedophile might scar them for life

but a democrat might turn them gay aka damn them to hell

[boutons_deux]

"Moore is a piece of shit, but he's an Alabama piece of shit. I'm voting Moore"

white Christian male privilege.

[baseline bum]

Shitbag evangelicals will have huge turnout to propel Pedo Roy to the senate.

[pgardn]

"Moore is a piece of shit, but he's an Alabama piece of shit. I'm voting Moore"

white Christian male privilege.

Why don't you just sit back and enjoy Republicans ripping at each other over this.

And then pretend like Democrats never run people of questionable character in order to hold a seat. Did you ever post on Weiner and how he should step down. For lying and thinking with his Johnson... Wait. This also applies to Dollar Bill...

[pgardn]

Shitbag evangelicals will have huge turnout to propel Pedo Roy to the senate.

This is where Bible verses involving Christ and his willingness to forgive come in play.

Except the sinner won't admit he has sinned. We need Chris to find the verse that absolves Roy for not coming clean. And for ruining another human being's childhood.

[RandomGuy]

Why don't you just sit back and enjoy Republicans ripping at each other over this.

And then pretend like Democrats never run people of questionable character in order to hold a seat. Did you ever post on Weiner and how he should step down. For lying and thinking with his Johnson... Wait. This also applies to Dollar Bill...


so prostitute sex is OK, but lying about tweeting pics is inexcusable.

his sick soul asked for it. The guy is so fucked up, living in some kind of sexual fantasy world.

Yes, he did. (edit) you actually responded to him on it at the time. (/edit)

I on the other hand (title of the thread was sort of a call out for puns) used that thread to make some awesome puns.


Weiner just couldn't keep it up

Weiner got a little too cocky and thought he would never get caught red-handed

Weiner got spanked by the media

That scandal was MADE for bad puns. The thread continues on for several pages in that vein.

[boutons_deux]

And then pretend like Democrats never run people of questionable character

What about ... Democrats! :lol

[RandomGuy]

Why don't you just sit back and enjoy Republicans ripping at each other over this.

I can definitely do that. I can also be repulsed by rank hypocrisy:

POLL: White Evangelicals Have Warmed To Politicians Who Commit 'Immoral' Acts


n 2011, 30 percent of white evangelicals said that “an elected official who commits an immoral act in their personal life can still behave ethically and fulfill their duties.” Today, 72 percent do. Here’s how that compares to other major religious groups

[RandomGuy]

And then pretend like Democrats never run people of questionable character in order to hold a seat.

Democrats have indeed run some real asshats, as have Republicans.

This may be the first time someone got close in a statewide election though.

(sample from google search)


Former Rep. Michael Grimm (R-NY), who has been out of prison for less than two years, is planning a comeback bid for his former House seat, NY1 reported over the weekend.

‘Vote for the Crook. It’s Important’: Edwin Edwards Wants Back in Congress The 86-year-old Democrat is a Louisiana legend: three-term governor, ex-congressman, and witty acquitted criminal.

David Duke, Former KKK Leader, Announces Senate Run
Former Democratic Rep. James Traficant told CNN Monday he may make a bid to return to Congress.