Should I shoot myself in the head or the chest?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I'm going to off myself tonight at 10:16 central daylight time in memoriam of the last good year to happen in my life, 2016.

On one hand, I think my family would deserve an open casket funeral... on the other, I don't want to suffer much pain and I think the head would be swifter and less painful.

Which is better?

P.S. Special credit to Silver&Black for providing the advice to commit suicide tonight, "eat a shotgun shell" post in the Game Thread. Much appreciated.

[Avante]

Why not just read the rest of this season, watch those of us who know the game, learn some things, ok? You yakety yak way too much and ya don't know shit, not good. Another Clipper Nation.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Why not just read the rest of this season, watch those of us who know the game, learn some things, ok? You yakety yak way too much and ya don't know shit, not good.
Nothing of worth for a mid 20s guy to watch these days. I wouldn't stand to live if the Green Gay Goober Pukers won the championship anyway (*puke*). So I opt to be a dead guy instead.

[Robz4000]

Just calm your ass down. You're too emotionally invested and high-strung in, well, everything apparently. Grab a 12 pack and watch something.

[Avante]

Nothing of worth for a mid 20s guy to watch these days. I wouldn't stand to live if the Green Gay Goober Pukers won the championship anyway (*puke*). So I opt to be a dead guy instead.

Dude, when ya lost our bet ya couldn't even stay gone for an hour, noway in hell you're going to do anything but come here and continue to prove you;re an idiot. I GUARANTEE....you can't go a week without this place. Prove me wrong.

I let ya slide on that bet because ya weren't going to leave.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Just calm your ass down. You're too emotionally invested and high-strung in, well, everything apparently. Grab a 12 pack and watch something.
Next to last post of my life. I'm going to enjoy the last hour of my life as best I can, even though there's literally nothing to fucking do

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Dude, when ya lost our bet ya couldn't even stay gone for an hour, noway in hell you're going to do anything but come here and continue to prove you;re an idiot. I GUARANTEE....you can't go a week without this place. Prove me wrong.

I let ya slide on that bet because ya weren't going to leave.
Well I'm going to be gone, not just from this board but from the earth. I'm no longer going to exist in time and space anymore. Scary thought but there's nothing to live for anyway.

This is my last post.

[Pelicans78]

Packers aren't winning it all.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

At least your team didn't go 15-1 and demolish every rival in their way only to lose in the biggest stage.


Packers aren't winning it all.

Correct. Carolina is.

[Avante]

Well I'm going to be gone, not just from this board but from the earth. I'm no longer going to exist in time and space anymore. Scary thought but there's nothing to live for anyway.

This is my last post.

I won't post in this forum until you do, that is how confident I am in your inability to keep your word and stay away from running your mouth.

Like all rookies ya over react to everything. You are doing that now, in a day or a couple days after ya calm down here we'll both be posting again, watch~~~~~~~

Rookies, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~

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[spurraider21]

Just calm your ass down. You're too emotionally invested and high-strung in, well, everything apparently. Grab a 12 gauge and watch something.
You monster

[jeebus]

wait maybe it's UNT's mom who allegedly is good-looking.

please PM me for personal grief counseling

You probably shouldn't, dude. she's been around quite a few times.


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[The Gemini Method]

This is very morose. I suggest you just ride it out man. Don't off yourself because of the 'Boys.

[Silver&Black]

At least your team didn't go 15-1 and demolish every rival in their way only to lose in the biggest stage.

Could be worse. You could have had a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl only to blow it in spectacular fashion.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I respect your wishes.

[Arcadian]

:lol

[benefactor]

:lol...you have no idea what football pain feels like

[Clipper Nation]

:lol...you have no idea what football pain feels like
I can only imagine how he would deal with being a fan of the Browns. Or the Jets. Or Dean Spanos' shitty team.

[Darth_Pelican]

lol

[RD2191]

Did OP do it?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

TBH guy jacked off to Chester Oswold Copperpot Bennington :lol