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Splits
10-19-2017, 04:06 PM
BBBeverley!

hater
10-19-2017, 08:03 PM
Gonzo Testicle is going to obliterate mini african airport shuttle driver

monosylab1k
10-19-2017, 11:09 PM
LOLzo getting punked and just taking it like a bitch :lmao

lefty
10-19-2017, 11:11 PM
:lol today's NBA
:lol overhyped scrub manhandled by a Nigerian smuggler

hater
10-19-2017, 11:18 PM
Just one game Gonzo Testicle is going to take over in 3 or 4 games

marinoman
10-20-2017, 01:45 AM
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Spurtacular
10-20-2017, 02:32 AM
:lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLr4CrRtpUk&list=TLGGHcWCOSXjZk8yMDEwMjAxN w&index=2

Splits
10-20-2017, 03:14 AM
Gonzo Testicle is going to obliterate mini african airport shuttle driver

Nice call. About as accurate as everything else you shitpost.

Splits
10-20-2017, 03:16 AM
"I just had to set the tone," Beverley said. "I told him after the game, due to all the riff-raff his dad brings, he's going to get a lot of people coming at him. He has to be ready for that, and I let him know after the game. But what a better way to start him off. I was 94 feet guarding him tonight. Welcome his little young ass to the NBA."

:lol

Splits
10-20-2017, 04:36 AM
LOS ANGELES -- LaVar Ball fired back at Patrick Beverley (http://www.espn.com/nba/player/_/id/3964/patrick-beverley) after the LA Clippers (http://www.espn.com/nba/team/_/name/lac/la-clippers)guard shouted an obscenity as he walked into the locker room that was presumed to be about Lonzo Ball (http://www.espn.com/nba/player/_/id/4066421/lonzo-ball).After the Clippers routed the Los Angeles Lakers (http://www.espn.com/nba/team/_/name/lal/los-angeles-lakers) 108-92 (http://www.espn.com/nba/recap?gameId=400974442) and held Ball to three points, four assists and nine rebounds in his debut, Beverley was heard screaming, "weak ass m-----f-----. Bring him out on the court with me and I will tear his ass up," as he walked off the court and into the locker room.

"Yeah, you shut the m-----f----- down," LaVar Ball told ESPN after the game. "And your check still ain't going to go no higher than what it is. Yeah, you shut him down. OK ... Who is Patrick Beverley? He played all last year and nobody said nothing about him. Now we are looking at your first game. Why? Because Lonzo's name is attached to it.

"So you got to be [all hard]," Ball added as he slapped his fists together. "Let's see what you do the next five games, if you are going to be pumped up towards everybody like that and go back to your 0-for-5 shooting and your two or three rebounds. Nobody is going to care about you. But you put my son's name in it and you put my name in it, now you got some action and you got some people talking."

"Who is Patrick Beverley? He played all last year and nobody said nothing about him," LaVar Ball said. "Now we are looking at your first game. Why? Because Lonzo's name is attached to it."

Told that Beverley didn't say Lonzo Ball's name when he screamed on his way into the locker room, LaVar Ball said it didn't matter. He said Beverley tried staring him down in his courtside seats near the Clippers bench during the fourth quarter.

"You ain't got to say it by name because I saw the way he looked at me when he was on the side of the bench," he said. "He was going to see if I can get eye contact. I just looked at him like I looked right past him because he's nobody. You talking to Big Baller.

"One game. OK, you still don't have your own shoe, you are still not your own boss," he continued. "I know why you are looking at me. And you want to tell me that I got your son! Well I got two more you can try to get some of, too. They will be here, don't worry about it. I don't worry about one game."

:lmao

Splits
10-20-2017, 04:40 AM
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Splits
10-20-2017, 04:42 AM
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Splits
10-20-2017, 04:43 AM
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Clipper Nation
10-20-2017, 06:10 AM
https://i.imgur.com/r4tfRNE.png

:lol Lonzo Bust

Milos Teodosic is the best rookie point guard in LA, tbh.

Clipper Nation
10-20-2017, 06:16 AM
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Clipper Nation
10-20-2017, 06:27 AM
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140
10-20-2017, 06:32 AM
https://i.imgur.com/r4tfRNE.png

:lol Lonzo Bust

Milos Teodosic is the best rookie point guard in LA, tbh.
He's not even the best rookie pg on the Lakers tbh. Alex "the accountant" Caruso > Gonzo Bust

140
10-20-2017, 06:33 AM
Also OP with the goods tbh :lol :toast

Clipper Nation
10-20-2017, 06:33 AM
"I just had to set the tone, man," Beverley explained. "I told him after the game man, (that) due to all riff-raff his dad brings, he's going to get a lot of people coming at him. He has to be ready for that, and I let him know after the game. What a better way to start off, just 94 feet guarding him tonight, welcome ..."

A reporter accidentally interrupted.

"I'm not done," Beverley interjected. "Welcome his little, young ass to the NBA."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/columnist/sam-amick/2017/10/20/lonzo-ball-debut-patrick-beverley-welcome-lakers-clippers/783224001/

hater
10-20-2017, 07:04 AM
Gonzo Testicles 3 point display was amazing

He also performed a chest pass to a fellow laker. That was the best chest pass I have ever seen :wow

GOAT

hater
10-20-2017, 07:12 AM
9 goddam rebounds :wow

Gonzo Testicle is going to be the best rebounding guard in history

Silver&Black
10-20-2017, 07:31 AM
Anybody seen or heard from StrengthAndHonor ???

I'm sure he's taking this exceptionally hard.

Darth_Pelican
10-20-2017, 07:31 AM
How many more games before his daddeh throws everyone else under the bus for his son’s shitty play.

:cry the passes to my son weren’t crisp enough
:cry the white guy on the floor was hurting my son’s eyes
:cry the rims were too tight
:cry the refs won’t let my son succeed

Silver&Black
10-20-2017, 07:35 AM
9 goddam rebounds :wow

Gonzo Testicle is going to be the best rebounding guard in history

Westbrook averaged a triple double last year. Just saying.

9 boards ain't shit.

Splits
10-20-2017, 07:42 AM
Anybody seen or heard from StrengthAndHonor (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=42778) ???

I'm sure he's taking this exceptionally hard.

:lol "lock for RoY"

Splits
10-20-2017, 07:43 AM
Also OP with the goods tbh :lol :toast

:toast

Was a pretty easy call unless you're a tard like hater

hater
10-20-2017, 08:03 AM
Westbrook averaged a triple double last year. Just saying.

9 boards ain't shit.

1st game hes already a top rebounding Guard in history

LaMarcus Bryant
10-20-2017, 09:15 AM
This is so great.
I hope every opposing team's ace defender goes super raw in on him. Banish this punk ass overrated scrub

rjv
10-20-2017, 09:33 AM
so lavar says beverley is a nobody but knows his son got punked by that nobody. what would that mean when lonzo goes up against someone who isn't a nobody? dude is an idiot.

Clipper Nation
10-20-2017, 09:41 AM
TFW Patrick Beverley welcomes you to the league:

https://i.imgur.com/zx6E4YU.jpg

MultiTroll
10-20-2017, 10:02 AM
so lavar says beverley is a nobody but knows his son got punked by that nobody. what would that mean when lonzo goes up against someone who isn't a nobody? dude is an idiot.
Admitting he is wrong does not seem to be on Lavars agenda.
What a doormat his wife must be.

MultiTroll
10-20-2017, 10:04 AM
TFW Patrick Beverley welcomes you to the league:

https://i.imgur.com/zx6E4YU.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TWFgNi_pUYs/hqdefault.jpg

MultiTroll
10-20-2017, 11:10 AM
this is humorous but cmon beverly arguably the best defensive point guard in nba and lonza a young rook in his first game
Oh I agree 100%.
9 rebounds is nothing to sneeze at for Game 1.
He has potential. Just that his biological male donor is such a douche, like Beverly said that will make him a target.

StrengthAndHonor
10-20-2017, 04:44 PM
You guys are reaching. He was covered by an All Defense vet. This kid is 19, still under a fastfood diet plan running a poorly constructed roster. He had 9 rebounds and he made the right passes. He'll be fine.


I expect him to bounce back tonight.

Arcadian
10-20-2017, 09:43 PM
It's not "reaching" when you simply describe what actually happened.

LaVar was the one reaching all summer.

UZER
10-20-2017, 09:59 PM
Lonzo will be fine. Kids got talent and great court vision.

Don't think he hits Superstar level, but he'll good.

hater
10-20-2017, 10:44 PM
Gonzo Testicle having a monster game 2

Lmao OP

SuperCam
10-20-2017, 11:02 PM
lonzo is already better than dejounte tbh

StrengthAndHonor
10-20-2017, 11:54 PM
Anybody seen or heard from StrengthAndHonor (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=42778) ???

I'm sure he's taking this exceptionally hard.
No sir, not at all :king

Splits
10-21-2017, 09:05 AM
Gonzo Testicle having a monster game 2

Lmao OP

Not sure what's so funny. The thread title speaks for itself. I was on the right side of history. You weren't.

Per par.

hater
10-21-2017, 09:22 AM
Just hijacking this shitty thread to comment on Gonzo Testicles GOATness homie

Dont b so mad

hater
10-21-2017, 09:33 AM
You guys are reaching. He was covered by an All Defense vet. This kid is 19, still under a fastfood diet plan running a poorly constructed roster. He had 9 rebounds and he made the right passes. He'll be fine.


I expect him to bounce back tonight.

Good call bro

Splits
10-25-2017, 01:24 PM
Change thread title from Beverley to Wall please mod

hater
10-25-2017, 08:14 PM
Pity bump

I like this Gonzo Testicle kid. He will do well in the league

And his father is a genius. Hes Yellow Donald Ttump tbqh

Raven
10-26-2017, 12:26 AM
You guys are reaching. He was covered by an All Defense vet. This kid is 19, still under a fastfood diet plan running a poorly constructed roster. He had 9 rebounds and he made the right passes. He'll be fine.


I expect him to bounce back tonight.

what a retarded take.. it's all right if you think it's early and all that stuff, but his broken shot has very little to do with who guards him. And how do the rebounds account for anything..

midnightpulp
10-26-2017, 12:28 AM
You guys are reaching. He was covered by an All Defense vet. This kid is 19, still under a fastfood diet plan running a poorly constructed roster. He had 9 rebounds and he made the right passes. He'll be fine.


I expect him to bounce back tonight.

He'll be fine if he develops a shot. It all hinges on that.

LkrFan
10-26-2017, 06:28 AM
He'll be fine if he develops a shot. It all hinges on that.

This, bu I also think he need a midrange game too (look at Demarr DeRozen - he can't shoot 3s yet he is elite SG, for example). Due to Lonzo's height, I think a midrange game is just as important. He towers over most PGs. Being able to score from midrange would be huge for him IMO.

hater
10-26-2017, 06:31 AM
:lmao lakers win

Splits
10-26-2017, 09:41 AM
lol 2-11 for 6 points in 40 minutes

LkrFan
10-26-2017, 11:09 AM
lol 2-11 for 6 points in 40 minutes

923579394202800128

hater
10-26-2017, 12:12 PM
:lmao

unleashbaynes
10-26-2017, 01:52 PM
Dude has been trash against teams not named the Phoenix Suns.

RsxPiimp
10-26-2017, 03:06 PM
personally I find it annoying when all they talk about is lonzo. forget +/- I thought randle and ingram deserved a lot more credit last night for stepping up on both ends of the floor.


only thing that impress me about lonzo though is his locker room presence. the players seem to rally behind him, evidently as they were extra pumped last night. genuine camaraderie almost never happened when kobe was here and when d-snitch was the face of the franchise. lonzo's teammates really seem to at least like him, so far...

LkrFan
10-26-2017, 03:51 PM
Dude has been trash against teams not named the Phoenix Suns.

He is tied with the Kang in apg as a 19 year old rookie:

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You playing checkers looking at his shooting percentages and ppg. He's 4th in the league in apg with NO all stars by his side finishing plays.

Don't think future FAs aren't taking note of his play. Funny thing is, if our players shot better he'd be #1 in apg right now. This kid can play.

DAF86
10-26-2017, 03:56 PM
This, bu I also think he need a midrange game too (look at Demarr DeRozen - he can't shoot 3s yet he is elite SG, for example). Due to Lonzo's height, I think a midrange game is just as important. He towers over most PGs. Being able to score from midrange would be huge for him IMO.

With that shooting motion I don't see Ball ever developing a good midrange shot off the drible, tbh.

hater
10-26-2017, 04:02 PM
Dude has been trash against teams not named the Phoenix Suns.

Have u even watched a game? His bball IQ is legit

LkrFan
10-26-2017, 04:21 PM
With that shooting motion I don't see Ball ever developing a good midrange shot off the drible, tbh.

Agreed. I think he'll have to tweak it eventually. I am hoping he works with Kobe in the future. I know he is hated around these parts, but Kobe had the best midrange game in NBA history. He arguably had the best post game for a guard too.

Midrange game should be what Lonzo work on. Eventually he'll need a reliable 3pt shot, but midrange is easier for him to work on. Gotta change that form though. It's fully :lol

DAF86
10-26-2017, 04:23 PM
Agreed. I think he'll have to tweak it eventually. I am hoping he works with Kobe in the future. I know he is hated around these parts, but Kobe had the best midrange game in NBA history. He arguably had the best post game for a guard too.

Midrange game should be what Lonzo work on. Eventually he'll need a reliable 3pt shot, but midrange is easier for him to work on. Gotta change that form though. It's fully :lol

Dude, there are many players that have a better % from midrange than Kobe. MJ and Kawhi just to name two.

RsxPiimp
10-26-2017, 05:14 PM
I feel like his shooting woes are all mental. he's just not as confident. he's missing these wide open shots.

LkrFan
10-26-2017, 05:31 PM
Dude, there are many players that have a better % from midrange than Kobe. MJ and Kawhi just to name two.

Agree to disagree. If Kobe's %'s were as bad as you farmers make it out to be, why is has he accumulated so many accolades and is a 1st ballot HOFer? And lol at you guys still tryna put Kiwi on Kobe's level. SMH

ambchang
10-26-2017, 08:55 PM
He is tied with the Kang in apg as a 19 year old rookie:

923635582487609344

You playing checkers looking at his shooting percentages and ppg. He's 4th in the league in apg with NO all stars by his side finishing plays.

Don't think future FAs aren't taking note of his play. Funny thing is, if our players shot better he'd be #1 in apg right now. This kid can play.

Poor mans rondo

ambchang
10-26-2017, 08:57 PM
Agree to disagree. If Kobe's %'s were as bad as you farmers make it out to be, why is has he accumulated so many accolades and is a 1st ballot HOFer? And lol at you guys still tryna put Kiwi on Kobe's level. SMH

So was Sam jones.

DAF86
10-26-2017, 09:08 PM
Agree to disagree. If Kobe's %'s were as bad as you farmers make it out to be, why is has he accumulated so many accolades and is a 1st ballot HOFer? And lol at you guys still tryna put Kiwi on Kobe's level. SMH

We don't make it to be anything. The numbers are there for everybody to see, tbh. :lol

hater
10-26-2017, 09:15 PM
We don't make it to be anything. The numbers are there for everybody to see, tbh. :lol

Lol the numbers you sound like an espn dumbo. Watch the games for a change

hater
10-26-2017, 09:16 PM
Poor mans rondo

Thats pretty damn good for a rookie whos played 4 games

DAF86
10-26-2017, 09:17 PM
Lol the numbers you sound like an espn dumbo. Watch the games for a change

What a better way to determine the best midrange shooters than looking at the % each player shoots from midrange, tbh. :lol

hater
10-26-2017, 09:19 PM
What a better way to determine the best midrange shooters than looking at the % each player shoots from midrange, tbh. :lol

Is basketball all
About shooting?

DAF86
10-26-2017, 09:29 PM
Is basketball all
About shooting?

That was what we were arguing, tbh.

Dude, if you feel like busting balls pick on a rookie. Don't come at me with this shit. :lol

hater
10-26-2017, 09:40 PM
That was what we were arguing, tbh.

Dude, if you feel like busting balls pick on a rookie. Don't come at me with this shit. :lol

I wasnt

Not picking on anyone tbqh

Gonzo Testicle is a damn good rook so far

ceds
10-27-2017, 07:37 PM
You need to be patient with him.....has a target on his back right now and everyone is going to take it to him this season
Still a favorite for ROY with Simmons but once zo fills out physicaly



Cunts not letting me post what I want ....can't finish the "once he fills out" sentence ...haters??

Anyway, We haven't had a player with his skillset and physical profile since penny.
And he has the Rubio , Kidd, Manu , Bird level passing & IQ

I expect him to be the best pg in the L within 4 years. ( that's assuming he corrects his shot or learns to get it off going left with his current form)

Also in 4 years kawhi will be the clear cut MVP whilst in the middle of out championship window

Edit --- can I please have a link to the podcast? I missed it earlier

ambchang
10-27-2017, 09:00 PM
Thats pretty damn good for a rookie whos played 4 games

If he plays with three other HoFers. Yeah.