Trump visits Asia, how will he embarrass us this time?

[RandomGuy]

Place yer bets. You have 4 days before the Golfer in Chief decides to change the place of his not-working to somewhere other than one of his golf-courses.



Visiting Japan saying "I just got back from Asia"?

Insulting food?

Mangling names?

Shoving a fellow leader out of the way for a photo op?

Insane power hand shake?

[SpursforSix]

Who gives a fuck. Historically, presidents have made cultural feaux pas when in a foreign country.

Obama bowed and then shook hands which is not customary. But again, who gives a fuck.

[clambake]

will he visit olongapo?

[RandomGuy]

Who gives a fuck. Historically, presidents have made cultural feaux pas when in a foreign country.

Obama bowed and then shook hands which is not customary. But again, who gives a fuck.

pshaw. One or two times in 8 years, for some minor cultural faux pas. Par for the course.

Show me something as embarrassing as this:
https://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2017_21/2013791/snaps-about-nbc-news-special-event-on-snp-07_3w_d34130f589e0619c92cab68bc867fc9c.nbcnews-ux-600-480.gif

[RandomGuy]

or this:
https://img.washingtonpost.com/pbox.php?url=https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/files/2017/02/abeshake.gif&op=noop


So, for example, Trump's 19 seconds of shaking, patting and yanking the hand of Japan's leader at the White House in February crossed all kinds of cultural lines. Prime Minister Shinzo Abe responded with an on-camera eye roll as Trump looked away.

[ducks]

he will do much better then the last 10 presidents!

[RandomGuy]

or this

https://media.giphy.com/media/Q3Xy7ajdYudIQ/giphy.gif

[ducks]

the former said how sorry he was for USA
that was worse then anything trump has done!

[RandomGuy]

or this

http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/589e3484250000b54d0b84dd.gif

[Pavlov]

he will do much better then the last 10 presidents!
In what way?

[RandomGuy]

the former said how sorry he was for USA
that was worse then anything trump has done!

https://media.giphy.com/media/J2o1qR4JNLYvm/source.gif


Keeping thinking that. Hold that tiny thought really, really hard.

[Pavlov]

the former said how sorry he was for USA
that was worse then anything trump has done!
You are fake news.

[RandomGuy]

Who gives a fuck. Historically, presidents have made cultural feaux pas when in a foreign country.

Obama bowed and then shook hands which is not customary. But again, who gives a fuck.

https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/vdeipnp.gif?w=300&h=168&crop=1

How about grabbing another leaders wife? Obama ever do that?

[RandomGuy]

Maybe he'll get pouty when some woman follows protocol again. (Polands first lady is supposed to shake ours' first, as she does here)

https://img.washingtonpost.com/pbox.php?url=https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/files/2017/07/Trump_handshake_Poland.gif&op=noop

[Chucho]

or this

http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/589e3484250000b54d0b84dd.gif


LOL, looks all he's forcing him to jerk him off.

[RandomGuy]

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Bernie-Sanders-Scares-Donald-Trump-Again.gif

Not related, but funny as hell.

[SpursforSix]

I don't give a fuck about any of that.

[Chucho]

https://media.giphy.com/media/J2o1qR4JNLYvm/source.gif


Keeping thinking that. Hold that tiny thought really, really hard.

Merkel looks more like a man.

[RandomGuy]

https://www.thequint.com/neon/social-buzz/donald-trumps-awkward-moments-nato-brussels

The whole NATO summit was series of facepalm moments.

[RandomGuy]

I don't give a fuck about any of that.

He is representing the USA. I do.

I happen to know the economic affect of how countries are perceived. His antics are costing jobs, and reducing our competitiveness.

[SpursforSix]

He is representing the USA. I do.

I happen to know the economic affect of how countries are perceived. His antics are costing jobs, and reducing our competitiveness.

Oh please.

[RandomGuy]

Economic literature has catalogued various effects of how countries are perceived and how that relates to demand for goods, or simple tourism.

Effect of economic animosity on consumer ethnocentrism and product-country images. A binational study on the perception of Germany during the Euro crisis
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S026323731500095X

Not saying you have to care about the economic costs of Trumps bumpkinisms, but if you are an exporter, or US multinational, you will feel it at the edges.


Country-of-Origin Effects on Perceived Brand Positioning
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2212567115003834

[RandomGuy]

Oh please.

How many peer reviewed economic studies do you want?

Here is a bit more of an accessible article.
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2015/09/why-countries-with-a-positive-global-influence-export-more/

[ducks]

You are fake news.

who was right
TRUMP IS PRESIDENT NOT CLINTON
SCOREBOARD BITCH!

[Pavlov]

who was right
TRUMP IS PRESIDENT NOT CLINTON
SCOREBOARD BITCH!The apology tour was fake news. You are wrong.

[ducks]

nope I heard his words from his mouth

[Chucho]

nope I heard his words from his mouth


Piss all over them, ducks!

[RandomGuy]

SCOREBOARD BITCH!

The collect dem scalps thread is that way...

I think we are on 8 or 9 high level firings, with multiple high-profile nominations going down in flames because of administration bungling.

Trump has had embarrassing encounters with 7 different world leaders, about one per month.

[RandomGuy]

nope I heard his words from his mouth

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gi32-TkTANE/maxresdefault.jpg

[SpursforSix]

How many peer reviewed economic studies do you want?

Here is a bit more of an accessible article.
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2015/09/why-countries-with-a-positive-global-influence-export-more/

Which has nothing to do with a president's cultural faux pas.

[RandomGuy]

http://news.bpmsupreme.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Musicians-Inspired-by-Grab-Em-by-the-Pussy-Comments.jpg

Speaking of embarrassing words...

[RandomGuy]

Which has nothing to do with a president's cultural faux pas.

Perception of a country is branding.

If the CEO of a company acts like an ass, you can bet demand for that product goes down. It is not rocket science.

Trump is the USA brand to many people in the world.

Marketing 101. You don't have to think it is true for it to be true. I have provided some of the available information on this, but it is a fairly well documented concept in economics and marketing.

[SpursforSix]

Perception of a country is branding.

If the CEO of a company acts like an ass, you can bet demand for that product goes down. It is not rocket science.

Trump is the USA brand to many people in the world.

Marketing 101. You don't have to think it is true for it to be true. I have provided some of the available information on this, but it is a fairly well documented concept in economics and marketing.

:lol

[RandomGuy]

:lol

You say that, but I hear:

"The earth goes around the sun? LOL"

You have the information. Yours to dismiss I guess. I can only show you the water, I can't make you drink it.

[Pavlov]

nope I heard his words from his mouth
OK, give me some quotes from it.

[SpursforSix]

You say that, but I hear:

"The earth goes around the sun? LOL"

You have the information. Yours to dismiss I guess. I can only show you the water, I can't make you drink it.

Corporations only care about how to increase the bottom line. And the heads of these corporations are smart enough to separate Trump's social misgivings from policy and the leadership of U.S. corporations.

As long as Trump doesn't grab any Japanese women by the pussy, trade with Japan will continue on.

[TeyshaBlue]

Perception of a country is branding.

If the CEO of a company acts like an ass, you can bet demand for that product goes down. It is not rocket science.

Trump is the USA brand to many people in the world.

Marketing 101. You don't have to think it is true for it to be true. I have provided some of the available information on this, but it is a fairly well documented concept in economics and marketing.

John Legere waves his testicles at you. :lol

[clambake]

nope I heard his words from his mouth

i also heard them say "manafort was a crook long before he ran my campaign"

[RandomGuy]

Corporations only care about how to increase the bottom line. And the heads of these corporations are smart enough to separate Trump's social misgivings from policy and the leadership of U.S. corporations.

As long as Trump doesn't grab any Japanese women by the pussy, trade with Japan will continue on.

S'all good. We can probably leave it there. Read the articles or not, I can provide more if you want.

How do you think Trump will embarrass us this time?

[CosmicCowboy]

Maybe do the fingers to the eyes stretchy gook thing?

[boutons_deux]

I would like to thank to the Japanese for all the comfort women provided to China. Great job, the best ever.

[Blake]

Does he have time to stop in at one of his clothing sweatshops
































































https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DE9kmiJXsAAy7Ca.jpg

[ducks]

OK, give me some quotes from it.look it up yourself lazy s.o.b

[Pavlov]

look it up yourself lazy s.o.bNope. It's your claim.

[Blake]

look it up yourself lazy s.o.b

That's a piss poor response

[ducks]

You claim it is not
Prove it

[UZER]

I hope he doesn't bow.

[Blake]

You claim it is not
Prove it

We'll just all assume it's not until you back it up. That's how it works.

Don't get pissy

[DMC]

Place yer bets. You have 4 days before the Golfer in Chief decides to change the place of his not-working to somewhere other than one of his golf-courses.



Visiting Japan saying "I just got back from Asia"?

Insulting food?

Mangling names?

Shoving a fellow leader out of the way for a photo op?

Insane power hand shake?

Maybe bow or sell them nuclear material? Wait, that's been done already.

[DMC]

look it up yourself lazy s.o.b

:lol

[DMC]

http://news.bpmsupreme.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Musicians-Inspired-by-Grab-Em-by-the-Pussy-Comments.jpg

Speaking of embarrassing words...
And he won after saying it while "basket of deplorables" didn't go over so well.

[Pavlov]

You claim it is not
Prove itI made no claim. You did.

[RandomGuy]

Maybe do the fingers to the eyes stretchy gook thing?

Hmm. Good guess.

Doesn't seem to be his style. Gotta think more basic, like another weird power-play handshake, although it would be hard to beat the one with Abe.

[RandomGuy]

I hope he doesn't bow.

Me too.

[Pavlov]

I hope he doesn't bow.Maybe he'll curtsy like last time.

[SpursforSix]

S'all good. We can probably leave it there. Read the articles or not, I can provide more if you want.

How do you think Trump will embarrass us this time?

Shit I have no idea. I probably can't think of all the potential scenarios. But I'm not going to be personally embarrassed.

[RandomGuy]

Shit I have no idea. I probably can't think of all the potential scenarios. But I'm not going to be personally embarrassed.

Your chance to try for some humor then.

Trump will be a bumpkin in some way. Surely you have some guess?

[SpursforSix]

Your chance to try for some humor then.

Trump will be a bumpkin in some way. Surely you have some guess?

Hmmm...I'm not super tuned in to Japanese customs.

But I guess he might ask for a happy ending from the Defense Minister.

And I suppose there is the potential that he could be on Twitter and instigate NK shooting a nuke at Japan.

[SpursforSix]

Your chance to try for some humor then.

Trump will be a bumpkin in some way. Surely you have some guess?

He could also confuse a lot of shit and apologize for dropping a bomb on Tokyo.

Or ask to see the DMZ.

Things like that.

[SpursforSix]

Your chance to try for some humor then.

Trump will be a bumpkin in some way. Surely you have some guess?

He could thank their nation for giving us Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and fireworks.

[RandomGuy]

Hmmm...I'm not super tuned in to Japanese customs.

But I guess he might ask for a happy ending from the Defense Minister.

And I suppose there is the potential that he could be on Twitter and instigate NK shooting a nuke at Japan.

:lol

Not quite embarrassing or funny.

Just scary, and more so because it is plausible for this guy.
.

[SpursforSix]

:lol

Not quite embarrassing or funny.

Just scary, and more so because it is plausible for this guy.
.

Well, the nuke scenario isn't funny.

But asking the Defense Minister for a happy ending? That'd be pretty funny.

Ok...your turn...give me a funny one.

[RandomGuy]

Well, the nuke scenario isn't funny.

But asking the Defense Minister for a happy ending? That'd be pretty funny.

Ok...your turn...give me a funny one.

The happy ending thing was funny. :tu

How about giggling when introduced to the head chef Long Duk Dong?
.

I can think of lots of unfunny ways he could eff things up, but sadly not so many funny ones.

[clambake]

i think he should go to north korea and do his great negotiating.

[koriwhat]

Place yer bets. You have 4 days before the Golfer in Chief decides to change the place of his not-working to somewhere other than one of his golf-courses.



Visiting Japan saying "I just got back from Asia"?

Insulting food?

Mangling names?

Shoving a fellow leader out of the way for a photo op?

Insane power hand shake?

oh so scared and shaking in our boots because trump is now potus.... boohoo! get over it already. bush was 10000000x worse and was literally stupid. obama was pretty stupid himself too and if we rewind even further, clinton was a total dipshit loser.

[RandomGuy]

oh so scared and shaking in our boots because trump is now potus.... boohoo! get over it already. bush was 10000000x worse and was literally stupid. obama was pretty stupid himself too and if we rewind even further, clinton was a total dipshit loser.

That really doesn't answer the OP.

How do you think Trump will embarrass us this time?

[boutons_deux]

The Moronic Ugly American Abroad: Trump Insults Japan By Telling “Samurais” To Shoot Down N. Korea Missiles

The Japan Times (https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/11/05/national/politics-diplomacy/trump-said-japan-shot-overflying-north-korea-missiles/#.Wf51A4gpCUk)reported,

“Trump questioned Japan’s decision not to shoot down the missiles

when he met or spoke by phone with leaders from Southeast Asian countries over recent months

to discuss how to respond to the threats from North Korea, the sources said.

The U.S. president said he could not understand why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down the missiles,

the sources said.”

http://www.politicususa.com/2017/11/04/moron-abroad-trump-insults-japan-telling-samurais-shoot-n-korea-missiles.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+politicususa%2FfJAl+%28Politi cus+USA+%29

[Pavlov]

:lol fucking moron

[Spurtacular]

https://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2017_21/2013791/snaps-about-nbc-news-special-event-on-snp-07_3w_d34130f589e0619c92cab68bc867fc9c.nbcnews-ux-600-480.gif

That's not embarrassing; that's bad ass! Can't be acting like minnows are on equal footing with the big dog!

[Pavlov]

That's not embarrassing; that's bad ass! Can't be acting like minnows are on equal footing with the big dog!That's the stupidest thing anyone who didn't go to UC-Berkeley ever posted.

[Spurtacular]

That's the stupidest thing anyone who didn't go to UC-Berkeley ever posted.

In your zeal to get a multi-level dig, you failed, big time.

[Pavlov]

In your zeal to get a multi-level dig, you failed, big time.Why, did you go to Cal?

Regardless, it was a colossally stupid post, complete with the worst mixed metaphor on record.

[Spurtacular]

Why, did you go to Cal?

Regardless, it was a colossally stupid post, complete with the worst mixed metaphor on record.

Why didn't I go to Cal Berkeley, I take it you mean. I don't think that's really an issue for the here and now, tbh. I only made the point that I would've went there if it had been my mission to do so in response to a poster's notion that it was an impossible dream or something of the sort.

[Pavlov]

Why didn't I go to Cal Berkeley, I take it you mean. I don't think that's really an issue for the here and now, tbh. I only made the point that I would've went there if it had been my mission to do so in response to a poster's notion that it was an impossible dream or something of the sort.Don't be so butthurt.

It was a stupid post. In don't care if you did go to Cal.

[Spurtacular]

Don't be so butthurt.

It was a stupid post. In don't care if you did go to Cal.

You have no idea what the fuck you're even talking about.

[Pavlov]

You have no idea what the fuck you're even talking about.Considering your previous posts, your having no idea makes perfect sense.

[Spurtacular]

Considering your previous posts, your having no idea makes perfect sense.

???

You just love to hear yourself bitch.

[Pavlov]

???:lol

[Spurtacular]

:lol

You want the last word even when the convo is pudding. You're a weak-willed individual.

[DMC]

i think he should go to north korea and do his great negotiating.

Me too, and take a few aircraft carriers with him.

[Trill Clinton]

927333067169173505

http://i65.tinypic.com/211p9ps.jpg

[CosmicCowboy]

Who the fuck is mark knoller and who besides trill was stupid enough to believe this tweet?

[Pavlov]

Who the fuck is mark knoller and who besides trill was stupid enough to believe this tweet?“Try building your cars in the United States instead of shipping them over,” Trump implored during a briefing with business executives before asking, “That's not rude?”

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/11/05/trump-to-japan-make-more-cars-in-the-us-244582

[Trill Clinton]

Who the fuck is mark knoller and who besides trill was stupid enough to believe this tweet?

he is a white house correspondent with CBS news and everyone who isn't a partisan hack like you believes him lol

[Chucho]

Oh wow. Lmao. Isn't there a Toyota plant in San Antonio??

[Pavlov]

Oh wow. Lmao. Isn't there a Toyota plant in San Antonio??http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/07/RUDE.gif

[Chucho]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/07/RUDE.gif

I don't get it.

[Pavlov]

I don't get it.


“Try building your cars in the United States instead of shipping them over,” Trump implored during a briefing with business executives before asking, “That's not rude?”

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/11/05/trump-to-japan-make-more-cars-in-the-us-244582It's a stretch I guess -- but could've been worse using the Full House gif.

[Chucho]

It's a stretch I guess -- but could've been worse using the Full House gif.

Didn't read the post. This guy tho...Oh man. As much as I despise the spinelessness of Bernie, I'd take him over this dude...

[AaronY]

Oh wow. Lmao. Isn't there a Toyota plant in San Antonio??
Yeah :lol

Toyota and Honda make a shitload of their cars here.

[DMC]

I'd have to say hard pass on Bernie. If his own party can fuck him over, he has no business anywhere near a real leadership position.

[spurraider21]

Yeah :lol

Toyota and Honda make a shitload of their cars here.
trump after the visit: thanks to my excellent negotiating and deal making, honda and toyota will make some cars in the US

[Spurminator]

trump after the visit: thanks to my excellent negotiating and deal making, honda and toyota will make some cars in the US

You may be joking but there's a damn good chance something like this happens.

[spurraider21]

You may be joking but there's a damn good chance something like this happens.
he's had no problem bragging about lockheed martin :lol

[boutons_deux]

Trash violates fish-feeding protocol

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/927400010890833926?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fent ry%2Fdonald-trump-fish-feeding-japan_us_5a000051e4b04cdbeb344d3d

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-fish-feeding-japan_us_5a000051e4b04cdbeb344d3d?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=__TheMorningEmail__110617&utm_content=__TheMorningEmail__110617+CID_a0af8f3a c51ccc490c6e1412bf82aaac&utm_source=Email%20marketing%20software&utm_term=is%20an%20instant%20classic&ncid=newsltushpmgnews__TheMorningEmail__110617

[RandomGuy]

That's not embarrassing; that's bad ass! Can't be acting like minnows are on equal footing with the big dog!

... until someone from a "minnow" is elected to chair the EU, an economic block larger than the US...

Not that I am going to bother trying to explain the complexities of trading blocks or international relations.

[RandomGuy]

Trash violates fish-feeding protocol

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/927400010890833926?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fent ry%2Fdonald-trump-fish-feeding-japan_us_5a000051e4b04cdbeb344d3d

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-fish-feeding-japan_us_5a000051e4b04cdbeb344d3d?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=__TheMorningEmail__110617&utm_content=__TheMorningEmail__110617+CID_a0af8f3a c51ccc490c6e1412bf82aaac&utm_source=Email%20marketing%20software&utm_term=is%20an%20instant%20classic&ncid=newsltushpmgnews__TheMorningEmail__110617

Yeah, that is the first dumb ass thing he did that made me facepalm. Acting in ways I would tell my 11 year old not to, but to do it as head of state... (sigh)

[RandomGuy]

You may be joking but there's a damn good chance something like this happens.

Companies like this spend years planning multi-billion dollar investments.

Nothing Trump does on this trip will affect those plans.

Not that that would stop Trump from trying to claim otherwise. He will do so, just as he did last time, like when he went to the Persian Gulf

"These deals that were negotiated years ago are entirely due to my actions on this one two-day trip."

Plausible only to the low information Fox "news" type.

[CosmicCowboy]

Yeah, that is the first dumb ass thing he did that made me facepalm. Acting in ways I would tell my 11 year old not to, but to do it as head of state... (sigh)

Fish feeding "scandal" was total fake news by CNN doctoring the video.

[CosmicCowboy]

Looks like the car comment was clipped out of context too. More fake news.

[CosmicCowboy]

Boo had a premature ejaculation in his tighty whiteys over fake news again. :lmao

[RandomGuy]

Fish feeding "scandal" was total fake news by CNN doctoring the video.

Video wasn't doctored, just edited.

https://www.mediaite.com/online/fact-check-twitter-loses-it-over-trumps-fish-feeding-method-but-japans-pm-dumped-food-first/

He did dump the stuff into the pond, but only after his host did same.

Fair enough.

[DMC]

Video wasn't doctored, just edited.

https://www.mediaite.com/online/fact-check-twitter-loses-it-over-trumps-fish-feeding-method-but-japans-pm-dumped-food-first/

He did dump the stuff into the pond, but only after his host did same.

Fair enough.

Here you are again harping on shit that doesn't matter. Do you watch the Kardashians?

[CosmicCowboy]

Video wasn't doctored, just edited.

https://www.mediaite.com/online/fact-check-twitter-loses-it-over-trumps-fish-feeding-method-but-japans-pm-dumped-food-first/

He did dump the stuff into the pond, but only after his host did same.

Fair enough.

:lmao potato potato.

The video was intentionally edited to make Trump look bad.

[boutons_deux]

Moron President Humiliates America By Admitting He Didn’t Know There Were So Many Countries

“So my relationship with Shinzo got off to quite a rocky start because I never ran for office,

and here I am.

But I never ran,

so I wasn’t very experienced.

And after I had won,

everybody was calling me from all over the world.

I never knew we had so many countries.”

http://www.politicususa.com/2017/11/06/moron-president-humiliates-america-admitting-countries.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+politicususa%2FfJAl+%28Politi cus+USA+%29

[CosmicCowboy]

Thats right up there with the 57 states, boukaki.

[CosmicCowboy]

Lol crickets in here after all the weekends fake news that you guys were salivating over got exposed.

[Pavlov]

Lol crickets in here after all the weekends fake news that you guys were salivating over got exposed.lol we've been talking about this fucking moron all over the board.

And of course we're talking about the Antifa attack on that church.

[Spurtacular]

... until someone from a "minnow" is elected to chair the EU, an economic block larger than the US...

Not that I am going to bother trying to explain the complexities of trading blocks or international relations.

:lmao Liberal fantasizing in progress.

[AaronY]

Looks like the car comment was clipped out of context too. More fake news.

Yeah, embarrassing couple of days for MSM tbh. No excuses. I shouldn't have fallen for it either

[boutons_deux]

Trevor Noah destroys

https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#inbox/15f97aed50ff22fc?projector=1

[CosmicCowboy]

Boukaki spamming again.

[Splits]

Trump Babbles Incoherently While Attempting to Read Speech in South Korea

Donald Trump has long entertained Republican audiences by implying that Barack Obama lacks the intelligence to speak in public without the aid of a teleprompter. And while it is true that Trump enjoys extemporaneous speech — within the tight confines of his very limited vocabulary — he continues to prove that reading text from a teleprompter is not always easy, at least not for him. Here is the president of the United States attempting to give a simple toast in South Korea:

Together, our nations remind the world of the boundless potential of societies that choose freedom over tyranny, and who set the free. And we will free, and we will sacrifice, and we will hope, and we will make things beautiful, especially the aspirations of your people.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/11/trump-babbles-incoherently-while-attempting-to-read-speech.html

[spurraider21]

CNN going full Project Veritas tbh

[boutons_deux]

Saw a hilarious show about translators struggling to translate Trash because his English is so fucked up, confusing, nonsensical, ungrammatical.

[Blake]

Saw a hilarious show about translators struggling to translate Trash because his English is so fucked up, confusing, nonsensical, ungrammatical.

Lol

[boutons_deux]

Duterte wants Trump to “lay off” human rights in their talks — but won’t have to worry

Why does the Philippine’s strongman president think that Trump is going to care about his human rights record?

https://www.salon.com/2017/11/08/duterte-wants-trump-to-lay-off-human-rights-in-their-talks-but-wont-have-to-worry/

Duterte's extra-judicial murders are Trash's nightly dream.

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— President Trump stood next to Chinese President Xi Jinping and

said the Chinese had taken advantage of America (https://latimes.us10.list-manage.com/track/click?u=f089ecc9238c5ee13b8e5f471&id=4377995350&e=c9daddbba9)

to build a trade imbalance

that is not sustainable,

but “I don’t blame China.”

Y'all's hero has golfballs and pussies for brains.

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In Beijing, Trump presses China on North Korea and trade

Trump was speaking alongside Xi in the Chinese capital to announce the signing of about $250 billion in commercial deals between U.S. and Chinese firms, a display that

some in the U.S. business community worry detracts from tackling deep-seated complaints about market access in China.
Xi said the Chinese economy would become increasingly open and transparent to foreign firms, :lol

including those from the United States, and

welcomed U.S. companies to participate in his ambitious “Belt and Road” infrastructure-led initiative. :lol

Trump made clear that he blamed his predecessors, not China, for the trade imbalance, and repeatedly praised Xi, calling him “a very special man”.

“But we will make it fair and it will be tremendous for both of us,” Trump said. :lol

http://www.ozy.com/presidential-daily-brief/pdb-82040#article82056?utm_source=pdb&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=11092017&variable=992d608214b505003aa04bf10a595031

So Xi wants USA's $100Bs to fix his infrastructure, while USA's infrastructure rots? :lol

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https://twitter.com/golf_com/status/928283356353253376

[TSA]

This thread is not going how OP planned :lol

[RandomGuy]

This thread is not going how OP planned :lol

I planned it as a way to show all the ways that Trump has embarrassed us in the past, with a potential "drop box" for any miscues that the guy will make, which is a sad likelihood.

In that, it has pretty much gone the way I thought. Trump is being micromanaged by professionals for this shit, so that is a good thing. I am just as happy not to be embarrassed. Win/win, either way.

[hater]

China giving Trump the Kobe treatment tbqh

Chinese love them some Orange GOAT

:lmao OP

[RandomGuy]

Jay Carney, who served as White House Press Secretary from 2011 to 2014, suggested the Chinese frequently tried to limit press accessibility when Mr Obama visited Beijing.

“The Chinese try this every time,” Mr Carney tweeted. “It’s a test of will and principle. Letting them dictate press access is an embarrassing capitulation.”

“I once had to tell Chinese officials that Pres. Obama would not show up for the press avail unless there would be a Q&A,” he added. “They backed down.”

During an appearance on Thursday alongside his Chinese counterpart Xi Jinping, Mr Trump declined to take questions from reporters.

Oh look a chance to take a principled stand. Trump caved.

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Oh look a chance to take a principled stand. Trump caved.

"principles? ... Trash?" never (unless Trash is the beneficiary of a "principle")

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Twitter Ridicules President Bone Spur Trash for ‘Finally’ Making it to Vietnam

Twitter was quick to dredge up accusations that Trump’s bone spur was “fake news,” with many making note that,

42 years after the Vietnam War drew to a close,

our president finally heeded the call to serve. :lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOSBeCpWAAU3oUj.jpg

< lots moe hilariously ridiculing >

https://www.mediaite.com/online/twitter-ridicules-trump-for-finally-making-it-to-vietnam/

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Bored, Sleepy Trump Just Humiliated Himself At A State Banquet In Vietnam

Before he had even left, White House staff had cut short President Trump’s tremendous trip to Asia due to fears that he would become “tired” and “cranky.” (http://verifiedpolitics.com/trump-just-bailed-major-meeting-world-leaders-get-cranky/)

The senior officials worried that the strain on our lazy and pampered President would lead to “unpredictable or undiplomatic behavior.”

It appears their fears were well founded, as the Daily Mail reports (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072977/Trump-nearly-nods-banquet-Vietnam.html) that

President Trump had “a hard time” staying awake and focused at a state banquet attended by many world leaders, where Trump was a guest of honor.

“A sleepy-looking Trump opened and closed his eyes repeatedly during his host’s toast, a set of dry remarks that had to be translated bit by bit for him from Vietnamese to English”

http://verifiedpolitics.com/bored-sleepy-trump-just-humiliated-state-banquet-vietnam/

Upcoming visit:

Duterte who has admitted knifing somebody to death because he was looked at wrong. Trash's ideal kind of Tough Guy.

Remember Trash saying Hillary didn't have the (manly) stamina required to be President? :lol

[CosmicCowboy]

Loser banging away at his mothers computer in her singlewide bitching because the guy looked tired.

[DMX7]

929511061954297857

:lmao

Sometimes I literally have to do a double take to make sure this stuff isn't coming from a fake troll account, but Nope, that's our dear leader, the President of the United States.... LMAO :lol

[Pavlov]

929511061954297857

:lmao

Sometimes I literally have to do a double take to make sure this stuff isn't coming from a fake troll account, but Nope, that's our dear leader, the President of the United States.... LMAO :lol:rollin fucking moron

[DMX7]

:rollin fucking moron

We're going to get nuked. :lol

[Reck]

Loser banging away at his mothers computer in her singlewide bitching because the guy looked tired.

Ah yes, the good old deflection strategy.

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Trump Just Joked That Journalists Are “Spies.” A War Correspondent’s Response Is Perfect


http://verifiedpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/trump-2.jpg

“You guys are the spies,” Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, told assembled journalist just before the opening of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) meeting yesterday, refusing to answer any of their questions.

Standing next to one of the world’s most notoriously brutal dictators, President Trump laughed. (http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/13/politics/trump-duterte-press/index.html)

“You are,” Duterte repeated.

“Hah, hah,” laughed the smiling American president again.

Sulome Anderson (https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson)
(https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson)✔@SulomeAnderson (https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson)


My dad was a journalist, not a spy, but after he was kidnapped, he was repeatedly tortured while his captors tried to get him to admit he was. Hilarious. https://twitter.com/gabrielsnyder/status/929958832280915968 … (https://t.co/CJ2H7qTC7j)
8:16 AM - Nov 13, 2017 (https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson/status/930076944581976064) · Lebanon (https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3A583bd538eb3129d1)


Sulome Anderson (https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson)
(https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson)✔@SulomeAnderson (https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson)


Speaking of my badass dad @Taa2145 (https://twitter.com/Taa2145), someone just reminded me of the time he was kidnapped for six and a half years, got out, then interviewed the leader of the group believed to have taken him hostage http://edition.cnn.com/WORLD/9611/29/anderson/#peace … (https://t.co/bIEjvazOZO)
11:58 AM - Nov 13, 2017 (https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson/status/930132753412186112) · Lebanon (https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3A583bd538eb3129d1)

(https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=930132753412186112)


Sulome Anderson (https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson)


(https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson)✔@SulomeAnderson (https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson)

Please don't accuse journalists of being spies on social media. If a reporter is kidnapped, that's the first thing their captors assume and I for one don't want to die as a result of some jackass tweeting about me being Mossad because he didn't like my story

9:53 AM - Nov 11, 2017 (https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson/status/929376507402874881) · Lebanon (https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3A583bd538eb3129d1)

http://verifiedpolitics.com/trump-just-joked-journalists-spies-war-correspondents-response-perfect/

[DMX7]

LMAO!!!! Apparently the word made it to Philippines that flattery works on Trump.

NBC News: Duterte Serenades Trump, ‘You Are the Light of My World’ :rollin

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/duterte-serenades-trump-you-are-light-my-world-n820201

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Duterte admits he knifed someone to death for looking at him wrong.

and of course he currently infamous for unleashing his goons for 1000s of extra-judicial executions, which many filipinos say includes non-drug addicts, non-drug dealers, just for the fun of killing people.

Duterte wants to kill drug addicts like Hitler killed Jews

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/09/30/duterte-happy-slaughter-drug-suspects-mentions-hitler/91311046/

Trash is known for the murderous company he keeps, Putin, Duterte, Erdogan

Philippines is just another country, like Iraq, Afghanistan, Chile, Central America, etc where USA's empire and foreign wars have brought peace, justice, and vibrant, robust democracy to the world.

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https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5a09ca818a18b874bfa63516/master/w_1626,c_limit/DC111317.jpg

[Yonivore]

Wk7jYukNgHQ

ZgyVMrUmxvU

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Wk7jYukNgHQ

ZgyVMrUmxvU

:lol Pussy Eater holding a losing hand

https://www.facebook.com/bravenewfilms/videos/10154818486542016/

[djohn2oo8]

CROFL tiny hand fuck using two hands to drink water.

[Trill Clinton]

CROFL tiny hand fuck using two hands to drink water.http://www.thecoli.com/media/c.15435/full?d=1510794430 http://i63.tinypic.com/rk1vtx.pnghttp://www.thecoli.com/media/a.15437/full?d=1510794430

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SOMETHING WRONG WITH TRASH MOTOR CONTROL

WHERE IS HIS HEALTH REPORT FROM BETHESDA?

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Colbert drinks some water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_FAO1ZNKgo

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colbert on UCLA players

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHi2Cjw1xOo